Chapter 10: 011: Let Me Shovel Cow Dung? Dream on!

"Ahh Help~" The panicked scream suddenly sounded, and Huang Lian, who was lying in a coma on the bed, woke up at some point.

There was silence around him, and when he saw his surroundings with wide eyes, he fainted again, as if he was frightened by some terrible fright, and did not dare to wake up easily.

My brother is you, why are there so many people? Even that old Wang Ba is here!

What to do? What to do? What to do? ......

"Hey! Don't pretend, the old man knows that you are sober. The stern and cold voice came into his ears from the side, Huang Lian shivered with fright, and then continued to pretend to be asleep.

I'll see what you do with me!

【Ding...... Detected that Xu Chun, a tenth-order cultivator of the Great Perfection of the Tribulation, has launched an attack on you. 】

【Ding...... You are burned by the Flame of Taiuquin, gaining Burn and losing 1 health per second. 】

【Ding...... Health starts to drop, please avoid the fire, 19...18...17...]

A little spark came out of Xu Chun's fingertips in the small firewood room, and under his skillful operation, it burned Huang's buttocks.

Everyone on the side looked at each other, all holding back their laughter, Xu Fangzheng almost didn't laugh out loud, her father is really a child.

However, this spark was not a fun thing for Huang Lian, because the bed was small, only enough for him to curl up in the corner with his back hunched, and now he couldn't move his ass and change the ground.

Feeling the burning sensation on his buttocks, the long-lost system notification next to his ears made him even more irritable, and after only ten seconds, his health dropped halfway, and a burning smell came from behind.

"Hee~~hee~" (sniffle inhalation)

The hot sweat on his forehead was mixed with inexplicable fear, his brows were furrowed, and his facial features curled together, as if ...... Scorched?!

"It's on fire!" In the end, Huang Lian couldn't bear this kind of torture anymore, and suddenly jumped up from the bed, his back pressed against the wall, and his hands kept increasing the horsepower on his hips and fanning the wind wildly.

【Ding...... The burn state is lifted, and the host's remaining health is less than half, and it is in urgent need of treatment. 】

【Ding...... Remaining health is 7\/20, and remaining health is 12\/20. 】

"Humph!" Xu Chun blew lightly, and the sparks on his fingertips dissipated in an instant, and the corners of his mouth grinned.

Sample! Fight with me, you're still a little tender.

"Old Wang Ba, if you want to kill or chop, listen to the convenience, I, Huang, will never be humiliated again, it's a big scar, I'm still a good man in the next life." Huang someone, who was filled with righteous indignation, couldn't bear the anger he had been holding back for several days anymore and gushed out.

Knock me out once, it's because I'm not as good as others, deserve!

Knocked me unconscious twice, because my skills are not as good as others, and I should too!

Knock me out three times, or I'm not as good as others, but this shouldn't be!

Again and again, again and again, I really don't have a temper, huh?!

If you can build a few guns in this immortal cultivation world in the future, Lao Tzu will definitely let you know what it means to let your martial arts skills be as high as my one shot!

The injustice and anger in my heart are really difficult to calm, the dog jumps the wall when he is anxious, and the rabbit bites when he is anxious, not to mention that he is a well-known manly man, if he does not kneel to the sky, he does not kneel to the ground, how can he suffer such a great humiliation.

【Ding...... The host suddenly has a strong ambition, people fight for a breath, trees fight for a skin, great humiliation stimulates physical potential, the will is extraordinary, and the spiritual attribute increases by 0.09 points. 】

【Ding...... Stats change spirit 1.01→1.1. 】

The spirit is not only increased by the damage to the spell system, but also by the willpower and understanding, that is, I am enhanced!

Huang Lian closed his eyes and took a deep breath, the burns on his buttocks seemed to have been reduced a lot, and he felt the spiritual attributes far beyond the 0.1 of normal adults, many math problems that he had not solved before became clear at once, and even the horror movies that he once dared not look at directly, now he dared to say: The grave at night is exclusive to one person!

Ah~ Is this what it feels like to be stronger? It's intoxicating!

"Ignorant child, it's just a big rebellion, vain for the world, come on, pull it out and cut it off!"

was insulted in public, coupled with the confident middle finger in front of him a few days ago, he was angry, not just a few words can be solved, Xu Fangzheng can bear it, he Xu Chun can't bear it, he immediately waved his hand, come on!

Hum! Kill me? Why don't you try it?

Just in the blink of an eye, Huang Lian, who originally looked down on life and death and refused to accept it, suddenly knelt on his knees and wept bitterly, as if Xu Chun had done something that had lost his conscience, which caused others to look sideways.

"Daddy, although he was at fault first, but you also slapped him three times, and now that he is recovering, it can be regarded as repaying the cause and effect, let him go."

Just becoming a mother, Xu Fangzheng added some compassion, and when he saw Huang Lian's terrible scream, he showed compassion.

"Father-in-law, I see that this kid is honest, since he has already punished him, he will turn big things into small things, and small things into nothing, let him go."

Liu's mother was already kind-hearted, and now her grandson is seven points similar to Huang Lian.

"That's right, father-in-law, seeing that he is still young and doesn't understand the heat and coldness of the world, you see that the boy has a lot of connections with him, so it's better to do a good deed and let him go."

Father Liu naturally felt that it was inappropriate, this double happiness came to the door, even the mortal emperor's family would give amnesty to the world and release the prisoners in prison, not to mention this earthly immortal Xu Chun, although the immortal cultivator should not believe in ghosts and gods, but this is not a good thing.

"That's it, that's it, since everyone is interceding for you, I will let you go this time, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, the old man ordered you to work in my house for ten years, are you willing?" Xu Chun didn't want to touch his brows, so he waved his hand, which could be regarded as the end of the matter.

"Boy, I am willing, to be able to do things in the adult's mansion is a blessing from the villain's Wandai!" Huang Lian shouted excitedly.

It's just that no one saw it, and the corners of his mouth rose inexplicably on his lowered face.

A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, only when he lives can he have hope, besides, if you say that you will work for ten years, do I have to really work for ten years? Joke, you think I can't run? Hee-hee-hee~

"Hmm~ count you as acquaintances! My Xu Mansion operates various industries in this Qingshi Town, and there is a group of green cattle on the mountain behind the town, and there is just a lack of a shovel of cow dung, which will be handed over to you in the future. Xu Chun pursed his lips casually and walked out the door.

"Young man, you can also learn a lot of things by following the earthly immortals for snacks."

A group of people walked out of the firewood room in a scattered manner, and when they left, perhaps because Huang Lian's appearance was seven points similar to his grandson, Liu's mother kindly reminded a few words, which can be regarded as a good idea.

"Thank you."

Seeing a group of people leaving, Huang Lian quietly closed the wooden door, and the look of disdain clinged to his face: "Old Wangba, I still want your grandfather and me to shovel cow dung, hum!" When my injuries are healed, I'll leave immediately! ”

"The world is so big, where can't I go?"