585 Shonomiya and Mistress reach a consensus (2-in-1)
Bang!
With a loud bang, the explosion of blood completely engulfed Xiana and Youmeng, the two screamed repeatedly, but they were quickly drowned, and when the blood wave gradually dispersed, the two were already ragged and fell to the ground.
Then, a figure appeared in the scattered blood wave, she first looked down, and then took out two ropes and tied all the two people on the ground, from head to toe, like a silkworm chrysalis, and threw them at random on the trunk of a nearby tree.
The sparse sparks overflowed from Xana's chest, and the pendant was faintly visible, and Alastor sighed in a low voice: "You are really ruthless." ”
Alastol's tone was somewhat helpless, just now, Xana and the little girl opposite were in full swing, suddenly, a strange woman rushed in, without any hesitation, and exploded directly with a bang, and the power of the explosion directly stunned the two people in the battle, and then turned into a silkworm chrysalis.
This Red World Demon God has existed since ancient times, and has experienced countless battles, even if he is put in Gensokyo, it belongs to the oldest antique level, but even so, he has never seen anyone fight like this...... Rush in, blow yourself up, and destroy the enemy!
If the demon kings of the Red World had all fought like this, they would have died a long time ago!
Ruthless, really ruthless!
But Alastol just sighed, if you really want to say that fighting back against him is really not that thoughtful, after all, Xana is still alive, as long as she is not dead, it is nothing, suffering such a defeat, for Xana, it may still be a driving force to move forward, so he did not wake up Xana's idea at all.
Of course, the most important point...... For the sake of a wedding dress, the face of the fire mist warrior was lost, and Xia Na took it for granted, he, the Red World Demon God, still had to make a face, and it was a good thing to leave early, but it was a pity for the little girl next to him.
This girl who claims to be a soul demon dream has nothing to do with the wedding dress, but she was involved for no reason...... Well, he didn't do it anyway.
Alastor sighed here, but Yu Ji, who was the culprit of the guilt, ignored it, and after making sure that the two of them would not harden up in a short time, she turned around and left.
Not far away, Asuna was dumbfounded, watching Yu Ji walk with steps, and even a few drops of cold sweat oozed from her face.
"This ...... That's it? ”
"That's right." Yu Ji said lightly, "Although I don't think the target of that big pig's trotters will be them, after all, it's still too much to attack children, but their strength is good, in case they accidentally conflict with us, it will also be a trouble, so take advantage of the time to kill them first, and it will be easier later." ”
"That's just as well."
"In short, according to what I just said, you and I will join forces, the weak ones will be left to me to solve, and the strong ones will blow themselves up and beat all the competitors out."
“……”
In that case, what do you want me to do?
Asuna was speechless for a while, always feeling that something was not right.
Before, she secretly observed the battle between Xia Na and Youmeng, and was accidentally discovered, she thought she would be killed, but she didn't want that person to be Yu Ji, and she also offered to join forces with her...... Although Yu Ji couldn't explain clearly, as a woman's intuition, or as a rival in love, she still understood part of it.
Asuna thought about it, but there really wasn't a reason to refuse.
In her opinion, Tang Hao is so good, it is natural that more and more women will like him, and he doesn't have much advantage in the first place, if he adds more rivals, he doesn't know what year and month he will have to wait until he wants to take the position.
There will be no welfare in the sky, and you have to fight for what you want, and Asuna knows this very well. Just like before, she lived according to the will of her parents, did not take the initiative, did not fight, and was a good girl in the family, but she was not happy, and then for the first time, she went against the will of her parents and took the initiative to fight for it, and entered the world of Sword Art Online.
Although she was frightened for a while at first, she couldn't even sleep at night, and she secretly regretted it in the dead of night, but after joining the chat room, everything gradually went smoothly, with a sense of security, a comrade-in-arms who could rely on each other, a friend to talk to each other, and someone she liked for the first time...... There are also rivals in love.
Everything seems so beautiful, even the real world that I thought I had lost is not without a chance to go back.
And these are not charity from God, maybe there are coincidences and luck, but I have also made efforts.
This is true of life, of course, of course, so are interests, so are opportunities, and of course so are feelings.
can't just wait passively, because I'm not good enough to wait for everything, even if it's a woman, sometimes I have to take the initiative, just like the competition between myself and Kato Megumi and others, God didn't give up on herself, so she threw a hundred, and now of course there is no reason to back down.
So when Yu Ji took the initiative to propose joining forces, Asuna agreed without the slightest hesitation.
Her strength is weak, with such a helper as Yu Ji, the winning rate will naturally increase greatly, although she can't surpass Yu Ji for the time being, but she can't let others run in front of her.
At least, she is the only daughter-in-law recognized by Tang Hao's parents, which is an advantage that even Yu Ji does not have!
And she has recently made up for some Chinese culture, Chinese pay attention to the three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, even if she completes the transfer of the god species, the ontology is still human, but Yu Ji is not a human race from the beginning, not to mention the problem of reproductive isolation...... This woman blows herself up at every turn, can she have a baby?
In short, judging from the current trend, Asuna feels that her advantage is still not small.
On the other side, Yu Ji was also thinking about similar issues.
At the beginning, she asked Yu Ji to accept Xiao San, she refused, although she had accepted the cultural edification of three wives and four concubines in the feudal era, but people are selfish, and sharing love with other women, even she is not very happy, but if things really develop to that point...... It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, and she can't stop it.
When I first met Tang Hao, Tang Hao was still a weak chicken, and he could be slapped to death with a casual slap, but now it has only been a few months, and Tang Hao's strength has become similar to her, so after a while, it is not a strange thing to surpass herself, at that time, she can't hold it down.
Moreover, she didn't want to press it.
The man who oppresses herself by force, in Yu Ji's opinion, is the behavior of a fierce woman, she doesn't want to be a fierce woman, no matter when and where, fighting and fighting are ugly, she used to be unable to get used to these, and now she is gradually beginning to reject these, if there is no need, she doesn't want to get involved in anyone's fight, she still wants to be a gentle, virtuous, elegant and weak little woman.
Of course, the weak will suffer, this is an eternal truth, but Tang Haoken accompanies her to the root, such a relationship no longer needs to be questioned, and he doesn't need to look too closely. But it's not a good thing to let it go completely because of this, after all, men are big pigs' trotters, and expecting men to be loyal forever is like expecting God not to rain.
If it's a year or two, it's fine, but what about ten years, a hundred years, and a thousand years later?
Tang Hao will be born, this is an obvious fact, in his long life, the woman who appears next to him will not be the only one, he may be able to withstand one or two or dozens of temptations, but hundreds of temptations...... No one can be put to the test.
Instead of waiting for Tang Hao to surpass himself in the future and go outside to find it, it is better to take advantage of the present and help him find one, in this way, Tang Hao will feel that he is empathetic, gentle and virtuous, and the junior who is accepted by himself will also be grateful to her, killing two birds with one stone.
Anyway, as long as she stabilizes the status of the main palace, she is originally the root of duckweed wandering around, and having a home and a person who likes her once seemed to be such an unattainable thing.
Moreover, others don't say it, Asuna, the junior, she can still hold it down.
The two secretly thought about their own hearts, a good wedding dress war was played by them like Zhen Huan's biography, Yu Ji is usually stupid, and Asuna doesn't look like scheming material, but at this time, the two of them have even considered things for hundreds of thousands of years, maybe as someone said, a woman's ability in this regard really has nothing to do with talent, but instinct.
Fortunately, Tang Hao didn't know, if he knew, he really didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
After a turn of thought, Asuna turned her attention back to the matter at hand and asked, "What should I do?" ”
"Intelligence." Yu Ji Zhengse said, "There are too many opponents this time, and the previous way of fighting may not work, so I need accurate information, first beat the most threatening people, you are a group member of the chat room, and you have come to Gensokyo many times, which people do you think are more threatening?" ”
"This......" Asuna frowned slightly, after Yu Ji's misguided explanation, her focus at the moment was not on the wedding dress, but on how to let Tang Hao wear the wedding dress on herself, which was much better than wearing it alone, so in terms of competitors, "Tang Hao, what is special about him...... Preferences? ”
"Preferences? Do you mean sexual fetish? ”
...... "I said it a little more subtlely, can you not be so blunt?"
Asuna was a little speechless, she remembered that Yu Ji was not so straightforward before, either she was taken by Tang Hao, or she was showing her superiority...... The latter is more likely.
"Let me think about it...... First of all, we will exclude all those under the age of twelve and those who look like them. ”
"Uh-huh." Asuna nodded, these should indeed be ruled out, no matter how hard Tang Hao cares, it is impossible to make a move on these children, they are criminals.
Asuna took her phone, swiped through the list, and asked, "What else?" ”
Yu Ji thought for a while, "Those with a chest below B can also be excluded, he doesn't like this kind of thing." ”
Is B below?
Asuna subconsciously glanced down, fortunately, her own is not small, and at least C will start in two years, but Mikoto Misaka can be excluded...... Wait, why does Yu Ji even know this?
Asuna suddenly became vigilant.
"And then, are there any other requirements besides breasts?" Ignoring the question for a moment, Asuna asked again.
"And the face, he said, he is Yan Kong."
"Face? But I don't think the parents are bad. Asuna couldn't help but twist her eyebrows and scratch people through her face, this is not a disguised way to say that people are ugly, if this is really drawn, she will offend a large number of people.
"Then it depends on the temperament, with elegant, pure, young and beautiful girls as the main goal."
"Well, then the goal will be clearer......" Asuna nodded, then fiddled with her phone for a while, handed it to Yu Ji and, "Look, the biggest contenders after the deletion are almost these people." ”
Yu Ji looked down.
Kuenji Temple has Zhu, Alice, Sanae of Dongdong Valley, Sixteen Nights Sakuya, Celia, Patchuri, and Gunraiya.
The above are the main goals, and there are some secondary goals, although the names are also ticked, but they don't need to be specifically targeted, just kill them when you encounter them.
"It's a bit of a hassle." Looking at such a list, Yu Ji couldn't help frowning, among these people, there is only one Kaguya she is not sure of, but the others are not saying that they can be dealt with at will, and every time they encounter one, they will blow themselves up, and she can't withstand such consumption.
"That bastard Tang Hao actually has the idea of so many people!" Yu Ji couldn't help but scold.
In this regard, Asuna also nodded again and again, expressing deep approval, although she thinks that it is nothing for men to spend money, but you spend so many people, even if it is one a day, it is not enough for a week, which is a bit excessive!
The two of them have obviously forgotten that this list was checked out by themselves, and Tang Hao has nothing to do with it, according to Hui Ye's words, as far as Tang Hao's coercion is concerned, he can't beat so many people if he dares a few people.
But how to say it, women in love have no IQ.
And after the list was decided, Asuna began to make suggestions, "Among these people, Celia is the least threatening, while she hasn't awakened yet, even I can easily clean her up, the most troublesome is of course Kaguya, you ......"
"Kaguya is at the end...... Wait, someone's coming! ”
Yu Ji waved her hand gently, Asuna looked at it, and saw that in the sky everywhere, a long-haired green witch flew quickly towards this side, and in her hand, she was holding a wedding dress!
"It's Sanae in Dongfeng Valley!" Asuna said in a deep voice.
……
At the same time, the House of Yakumo.
"Lord Purple is really, he ran out and was merry and happy, and he threw the drudgery to me again."
Yakumo Blue held the food box and walked to a room while complaining.
There is a person living in the room, of course, it is not so much a temporary residence as a surveillance, according to Yakumo Murasaki, this woman is very dangerous and can't let her run around in Gensokyo, for this reason, Yakumo Purple also specially laid an enchantment to prevent the other party from running out.
"It's time to eat...... Belch? ”
At this moment, Yakumo Lan came to the door, and when she pushed the door open, she was surprised to find that the room was empty.
Looking at the empty room, Yakumo Lan suddenly felt pity.
Finished!
That troublesome woman ran out!