Why do gifted children give up their lives to jump off cliffs?

Why does the Alien Altar keep ringing?

Why did the Soul Gem Guardian turn pale?

Who did the continuous theft of major rough stones?

The boy who can't die after repeated falls, is it a human or a ghost?

Behind all this, is the lack of discipline? Or is it moral decay?

Is it an explosion of humanity? Or is it the madness of the bear child?

Stay tuned, starting point annual blockbuster "Approaching the Unscientific", let's follow the camera into the inner world of a narcissistic child......

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On the planet Womir, in the sky, the black hole at the center of the universe still shows its mysterious circle of light, quiet and eternal.

It also seems to have fallen into eternity, as well as the small figure that persevered again and again, falling repeatedly.

"Boom~"

The big head is upside down.

"Smack~"

Flat sand and goose fart. Strands floor-mounted.

"Poof~"

Take off and turn 360 degrees upside down.

"Let's chirp~"

Split leg side flip for a week and a half while turning 90 degrees forward roll.

"It's a commotion~"

Reflexive somersault for two and a half weeks and then two and a half weeks of twisting and bending, with a difficulty coefficient of 3.9

(Deadpool holds up the scorecard: "10 points!") ”）

Cliff tops.

Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Red Skull lay side by side on the edge of the cliff, and the three of them stared blankly at Luke, who was in free fall for the 568th time.

The original altar is long gone. Luke's small figure, lying in the bottomless pit, smiled and beckoned to the three of them.

Hawkeye said to the Red Skull, "You gave us the soul gem?" ”

The red skull's face was unprecedentedly pale, and there was helplessness in his tone: "I want to too." Give it to you, and I'll be free. But now, it has been proven that your methods will not work. As I said, in order to get the Soul Stone, you have to sacrifice your loved ones. ”

The black widow smiled helplessly and said, "He wants to sacrifice." ”

The three of them sighed in unison.

I only heard Luke shout from below, "Has the Soul Stone come out?" ”

"Nope." Black Widow shouted in reply.

"Mazefak!" Luke cursed, wiping the dust off his head.

"Hey, kids, pay attention to language, don't swear." Black Widow educates. Isn't that Nick Fury's mantra? Surely Fury of this universe is too inattentive to the image and spoils the child.

Luke decided to come again, and he didn't believe in it.

Is it wrong to open the posture by yourself? Probably not.

He had tried all the poses and tricks he could think of. It's all a lie in the movie. What altar rises up to the sky, people wake up from the lake, and soul gems appear in their hands, all fake and deceitful!

"Is it possible, you have to die once?" Luke was indignant: "I don't even want me, what a sacrifice." Doesn't that work? ”

Seeing Luke flying up again, Black Widow proposed, "My dear, you must sacrifice your loved ones to get the Soul Gem. Let me do it. ”

"Don't listen to this guy, it's useless." Luke said with a serious face, "I sacrificed myself, but it was useless. ”

Black Widow smiled and explained, "Beloved means ......"

"My beloved is me, what's the matter, no?" Luke squinted at her and snorted.

The black widow's tone froze, and she looked at Eagle Eye helplessly, looking at each other and smiling bitterly.

Sure enough, it's Tony's style. The two of them said in their hearts.

As a result, Luke followed up with a sentence that almost didn't scare the two of them out of heart disease: "Assistant, the Star Destroyer Cannon is charged, I'm going to blow up this planet." I don't believe it, I can't find the Soul Stone! ”

Their eyes widened.

Want to blow up the planet Womir and find the Soul Stone?

Black Widow and Hawkeye have no doubt that Luke has the ability to achieve his goal of blowing up the planet. Planet Morag has something to say.

"Calm down, boy. Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil. Hawkeye said hurriedly.

The black widow couldn't cry or laugh in her heart, and hurriedly nodded to help: "Even if you can't pry open someone's safe, don't blow up someone's building." That's not Tony's style. ”

"It's my style!" Luke snorted dissatisfiedly, "What's the matter with Tony?" ”

"But ......"

"No, but." What else did the Black Widow want to say, but Luke resolutely raised his little hand and stopped: "Your method is too bloody, sacrificing a person's life or something, it won't work with me." That's going to be my way. It's not that I'm bragging, my method has always been simple, rough, and easy to use. ”

He had never intended to sacrifice a life in exchange for a Soul Stone.

If this is the bullshit script written by the screenwriters of Avengers 4, then let the dog screenwriters die. With him Luke here, no one wants to play a bloody plot. Neither Black Widow nor Hawkeye will die.

As for letting him die once instead of the two of them, he wouldn't risk his own life.

He had the impression that the damage caused by the Soul Stone was irreversible. What if the Resurrection Coin doesn't work? Wouldn't you have lost a lot of money?

Luke has made up his mind.

Black Widow and Hawkeye looked at each other, shaking their heads helplessly. If you can not sacrifice one person, then it is naturally the best. But can it really work like this?

After Luke finished explaining, he looked at the red skull and asked, "Yuan Fang, what do you think?" ”

Red Skull could still look at it, he felt that Luke was the craziest guy he had seen in all the years of guarding the Soul Stone. I'm afraid that even the builder of this altar could not have predicted that one day, someone would plan to get the soul stone in this way.

"It's your freedom." Red Skull replied.

"That's good." Luke waved his hand: "Everyone, get on the plane, this place will soon cease to exist." ”

"Wait." The Red Skull suddenly stopped.

Luke smiled and asked, "Do you want to hitchhike?" ”

The red skull stretched out a hand from the smoky black robe, raised its head, and under the hood showed the hideous and terrifying red skull face, pointed to Luke's hand, and said, "You've got it." ”

"What?" Luke was stunned. Suddenly, he felt something, and his little hand shook lightly, and he immediately raised his hand in surprise.

I saw that in Luke's little hand, there was an orange-yellow Infinity Stone, crystal clear, shining, clearly the Soul Stone!

"Your sacrifice has earned its approval." The Red Skull's voice explained faintly, "The Soul Stone recognizes that you have the right to wield its power. It's yours. ”

"What did I sacrifice?" Luke's little face was dazed.

"it." Lotus said without hesitation.

“……”

Luke stared at the Soul Stone in a daze, and he could feel a faint whisper coming from the gem, as if the gem was alive.

Yes, that's right, this is the Soul Stone! The most mysterious of the six Infinity Stones.

Black Widow and Hawkeye were also stunned, is this the Soul Stone?

"Great. Hard work pays off. Now only the last one is left, and it is all collected. Luke excitedly clenched his fist and held the gem in his hand. He felt that it was not easy for him. How difficult it has been to come all the way. Look at this little face, it's all vicissitudes.

Black Widow and Hawkeye were also overjoyed, smiling at each other. One way or another, the results have been achieved. Although the process is a little absurd. But who can really say anything like Infinity Stones?

"Luke, that's good." Black Widow pursed her lips and smiled.

Hawkeye walked up, crouched down, and solemnly patted Luke's immature shoulder. Admittedly, the kid saved his and Natasha's lives.

Hawkeye could imagine that if things didn't turn out the way they did today, he and Natasha would probably sacrifice one of them in exchange for this damn soul gem.

Luke was in a good mood and threw the gem into the storage space: "Good luck, eat chicken tonight!" ”

……

Back on the ship, Luke threw a lively celebration.

Got another Infinity Stone, which is something to celebrate. Now there's only the Time Stone left to arrive.

Everyone on board took part in the celebration.

Black Widow and Hawkeye, two universes, the four of them get along well. It's a rare sight.

Thor was drinking and watching Le stupidly.

As soon as Ms. Natasha Romanoff heard that Luke had sacrificed herself to jump off the cliff, she immediately hugged Luke in her heartache.

Luke instantly reveled in the warmth of the incense. The four chicks of Black Rose next to him were puffed up. Black Widow is now their number one enemy, and they have formed a united front with the outside world, taking turns warming their beds every night.

In the fish tank, Lotus was sleeping soundly, and when he heard everyone laughing, his eyelids lifted slightly, and he closed his eyes and continued to doze off.

On both sides of the fish tank, each guards an Odin crow.

Luke's little face was red, and he was surrounded by the crowd. One left and one right, two black widows, one on one side, red. The lips were imprinted on Luke's little face.

A little kid with an adult soul is so happy that he almost faints.

Double the pleasure!! Tell him that this is not a dream!!

The crowd laughed again.

No matter how thick-skinned Luke was, his face was as red as fire.

Two Odin crows pulled the throat of the male duck: "Awkward ~ awkward ~ embarrassing ~"

"Wait a minute, you guys play first." Luke jumped out of his chair on his short legs and came to the two crows. I saw that the look in the eyes of these two crows was clearly human-like, exuding human shrewdness. "Odin, what's wrong with me?" Luke asked.

The scene changed, and Luke seemed to be standing on a prairie. The grassland is empty, the sky is blue, and the greenery is vast.

This scene Luke has seen. It is the place where Odin talked about life with his two sons on earth at the end of his life.

Opposite Luke, stood Odin, who was dressed plainly. Odin's beard and hair are all white, and his old age is fully revealed.

"You're going to die?" Luke asked.

"......" Odin didn't know how to pick up the topic.

"Then why did you bring me to this place?" Luke pouted.

"Once again, the world has changed." Odin said.

"Oh." When Luke heard this, he realized and asked, "So, Ragnarok won't happen?" You won't die either? ”

Odin smiled.

Thor has been staying on Luke's ship lately and missed the Thor 3 story perfectly in terms of time. Luke, an alien variable, once again, easily changed the fate of Asgard. This made Odin privately amazed.

Odin was to express his gratitude this time, and his tone was unusually gentle: "Once, I was worried that this universe would go to a darkest point of no return. But now, I and the Ancient One have to face up to your original arrival and re-judge the future of this universe. Perhaps, for this universe alone, your arrival is not a bad thing. ”

"That's~" Luke shrugged his shoulders, his little face proud.

It's really not easy to get the approval of these old stubborns.

Although the two sides were hostile, Luke did not blame them. Considering the other party's position, a group of intruders from the alien universe must be regarded as enemies. To be able to reach today's reconciliation situation, this is all earned by my own efforts.

What other peers have a great personality and noble sentiments like themselves? Who else can be like Xiaoye, who loves flowers and flowers? No.

"Old man Odin, what do you think of the multiverse?" Luke asked.

"The ...... of the Multiverse" Odin has become accustomed to Luke's disrespectful name.

The god-king of Asgard, the father of the gods, reigns high. But that's only for sentient beings.

For Luke, whose strength is equal to his own, Odin will not despise it at all. Naturally, he acquiesced to Luke's out-of-the-box tone and attitude.

In Odin's eyes, Luke's current strength is enough to be regarded as a Heavenly Father.

Luke's own superior intelligence allows him to create powerful battle mechs, a variety of abilities that come out of nowhere, a hint of phoenix power that can be controlled over time, and up to five Infinity Stones......

Looking at this universe, who else has so much energy?

Now that he is fighting Luke again, Odin does not dare to assert that he is sure of victory.

Odin said: "The multiverse is the basic state of the universe as a whole. Normally, the different universes do not interfere with each other. But your friends disrupt that state. They come from another universe, and their interaction with this universe has interfered with the trajectory of this universe on a macroscopic scale. ”

"This universe has been almost interfered with by me." Luke pouted and said, "I've changed the fate of Asgard twice. ”

Odin smiled and said: "Actually, for every individual in the universe, interference from the outside world happens all the time. The future is never certain. This kind of transverse interference with another universe can only change from our point of view, for good and for bad. ”

"So who would worry about the timeline being changed?"

"Guardians like me and the Ancient One usually guard our timelines from being tampered with until they're unsure whether the change is good or bad. In addition to us, there is a more macro existence. Those beings who cannot be described in words are the guardians and correctors of the universe as a whole. ”

"You mean the five gods?" Luke asked.

"You know them." Odin looked slightly surprised.

Luke didn't dwell on this issue, he asked again, "What do you think of Thanos?" As you can see, Thanos is clearly not from our timeline. ”

"Yes. This came as a surprise to me. Odin pondered for a long time before saying, "In my foresight, the Avengers will become the guardians of the universe and start a tragic decisive battle with Thanos." The magnitude of the changes in this universe has greatly exceeded my and the ancient one's expectations. It's not just our universe anymore. The boundaries of the multiverse have been broken, and interfering with each other will become the norm. Everything has become unpredictable. ”

Speaking of this, Odin said to Luke, "When you have collected the Infinity Stone, you must use its power carefully. Thanos brought a complete set of Infinity Stones from another universe, and if the energy of the two sets of Infinity Stones exploded at the same time, the resulting cosmic-level energy atomic explosion point would cause irreparable damage to the structure of the entire universe. ”

"I can't guarantee that." Luke shook his head: "I collected the Infinity Stones to deal with Thanos. Only Infinity Stones can be used against Infinity Stones. After a pause, he added, "However, I can promise you to use it sparingly." Thanos doesn't use the Infinity Stones, and neither do I. But if Thanos uses the Infinity Stones to snap his fingers to wreak havoc, then I'll have to have a snap of my fingers with him. ”

Odin shook his head and sighed. There's no way around it.

The appearance of Thanos from another universe is a change that Odin did not expect at all. This Thanos is hiding so deep that even he and the Ancient One hadn't been able to detect it before. The other party's plot must be very big.

Everything was already beyond the control of these Heavenly Father-level powerhouses.

The war seems to have risen to another level.

"What are your plans?" Odin thought for a moment and asked Luke.

"There's nothing going on here, I'll go back to Earth right away and ask the Ancient One to get the Time Stone. By the way, you can talk to Gu Yi, discuss with her, and ask her to simply give me the Time Stone. ”

Luke said with a smile, "You saw what happened, now is not the time to cherish the broom." Only with all six Infinity Stones can I protect this universe. We now have Thanos as a common enemy. No one can say whether he will come back and pose a threat to our universe as well. ”

"I'll make a suggestion to her." Odin said, "The Guardian has her own ideas, and I have no right to interfere. She understands time better than any of us. The Time Stone allows her to see the infinite possibilities of the future. ”

"However, there are limits. She could only see the timeline before she died, and it was very close to that point in time. Luke said nonchalantly.

"You know more than we think." Odin sighed, "Sometimes, the Ancient One and I even wonder if you are from the future. You seem to know a lot ahead of time about things that haven't happened yet. ”

"You don't have to worry about it." Luke smiled and said, "It's okay, just hang it first." ”

With a thought in his mind, Luke unilaterally withdrew from this spiritual exchange. The two Odin crows appeared in front of them.

After seeing Odin again, the two crows' eyes were full of humanity, and Luke was sure that this was Odin's eyes. Odin had been watching him through two crows.

"What to see, what to see." Luke rolled his eyes and muttered angrily, "Voyeur." ”

Just as he was about to turn around, Luke paused, and gradually, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He grabbed forward with his small hand, and the two crows disappeared suddenly. Only two pinches of pitch-black crow feathers were left, fluttering and falling in place.

Ten minutes later, a dish was added to the table, two skinny roast "chickens".

Cooked by the Obia chick who is good at cooking among the four roses, the two crows are roasted to the outside and tender inside, the posture is gorgeous, and when it is served, the oil flowers are still sizzling.

Two of them are so thin on the table, where is it enough to divide. But the delicious taste has won unanimous praise from everyone, including Thor!

Luke suddenly felt in a good mood, and even the air felt fresher.

Two days later, Luke uses the Space Stone to open a wormhole to Earth.

After a few years, the apostle returned to earth again.

As soon as Luke returned, he found that the earth was already in chaos. Iron Man and Captain America each pull a faction, and a civil war breaks out between the superheroes. Nick Fury is overwhelmed by this.

Knowing that Luke was back, Lu Dan immediately asked for support in the communication channel: "Luke, you came back just in time!" Stop them for me. Mazefak, these guys are so unbelievable! The braised egg's face was pale, but it was conceivable that he was heartbroken for this.

Luke snorted arrogantly, and his answer made Lu Dan stunned: "I've only been gone for three years, and you don't take me seriously?" Didn't you call me in a fight? Let everyone wait. I'm coming!! ”

"Mazefa ......"

Communication is disconnected.