Chapter 3 My New Neighbor, He's a Madman!!
The purple-clothed boy spit out the beans, and the viscosity filled his body, making the beans vomit the galaxy.
"Uh~ It's disgusting! Vomit! ~~~”
The young man in purple dressed up and prepared to leave.
"Don't go!"
"Oh? If you're going to thank me, you don't have to~"
"Hey, I almost drowned in your! It also made me covered in ......."
"Hmph~ Did the dog bite Lu Dongbin?"
"Hey, why are you like this?"
Xiaodou subconsciously touched the gun bag.
"Hmph~ Didn't you notice when you lost your weapon? If I knew it was such a fool, I wouldn't have saved it. ”
"I'm inspired to be a superhero! You don't need handouts from people like you! ”
Xiaodou's eyes once again ignited the flame of official-like fighting spirit.
"Whatever you say, I don't have time to care about you, by the way, remind me, your gun is in the ......"
"No, you don't!"
"Hmph~"
The young man in purple answered contemptuously and left.
"Ahh It's disgusting! ”
"What is this?"
Zissen found a green pistol on the ground.
"Oh that? It seems to be the kid."
Defei looked at the pistol and felt a little familiar.
"The boy? Then I'll keep it here. ”
Zissen handed the gun to Defei.
"Okay, call it up!"
Defei took the gun and motioned to the soldiers who were cleaning up the battlefield.
"You go back first, and I'll take care of the rest."
Qi Sen stood in front of Defei, seemingly not wanting Defei to see the remains of 813,814, so as not to irritate him again.
"Well, thank you, Director, I'm fine, I'll take their long-cherished wish with me. Therefore, I beg the Director for permission for me to accompany you in the escort. ”
Defei smiled, but it was still a little reluctant! He looked at Defei and smiled a little distressedly, and Qi Sen then returned to seriousness.
"Okay! Wrap up! ”
"Eh~ Please wait!"
There is a luxury carriage coming on, and there are four bodyguards with sunglasses around the carriage, and the host with triangular glasses is riding a horse, and sitting in the carriage is our heartthrob Princess Xiaokui. The motorvoy stopped, the doors slowly opened, and Aoi tiptoed down the steps.
"Excuse me, sir, what is this gun in your hand?"
Xiaokui asked very politely.
"That's what we started picking up on the road."
"Found? Have you ever seen a boy who is not tall and has a green fur on his head? ”
Aoi looked a little worried.
"No, but I did see a boy in purple clothes, his hair was white, and there were a few big rivets on the back of his clothes, and his head was big in terms of figure! It should be easy to identify, you go to find him, maybe you can have some clues~. If the owner of this gun is your friend, this gun should be kept by you! ”
Tak flew and handed the gun to Aoi.
"Thank you, Officer, for the trouble~"
Aoi took the gun, bowed, and returned to the carriage.
"Well, wrap up!"
The two passers-by parted ways, but when the carriage turned the corner, they collided with the purple-clothed young man. Aoi looked at her slightly, and then rubbed shoulders with her.
Soon, Xiaodou rushed over sweating, but he couldn't find the pistol he had dropped, and he sat down next to the debris of his nest, his hands covering his face.
"Tick ~~~~~~~"
A middle-aged man in a white T-shirt with a silver frying pan rode over on a battery bike, with a brown beard, large eyes, a thick nose, and a symbolic beer belly.
"Woo ~~~~~~~"
The car stopped in front of Xiaodou, and the man muttered something in his mouth.
“(relabebibobibo,,,,)”
"Huh?"
Xiaodou was attracted by this inexplicable words and raised his head, but the scene in front of him ......
I saw an uncanny white cloud-like thing floating on the man's head, and there was a text on the cloud, which said, "(Hey man!) You okay? )”
"Ahh ~You, you, how could you ......"
Azuki beans are unbelievable.
(waibiwabo)" (man!) Would you like to try my car? )
"Huh,?"
Xiaodou stared at the man in front of him and made up his mind casually.
(relebebiwawwo',,,,,)" (What?) Who am I, you ask? My name is Dave. Smith, people like to call me Crazy Dave, I'm the hero ambulance home in this town, specializing in caring for some homeless heroes. )
"Heroes?!"
As soon as Xiaodou "saw" this word, it instantly boiled
(herebiele,,,,) "(Yes, look at you went through a big war, the house was destroyed?) Come and stay with me for the time being, and of course you'll have to do something for me as a reward. )
"Okay, let's go"
Xiaodou agreed in a daze.
(Relebe) (When you get there, you can live in the lower house next door.) )
The battery car was parked in a green lawn yard, and in an inconspicuous corner of the yard, a lawn mower lay quietly. Opposite is a small house with a red tile roof, and there is a slightly shorter small warehouse next to it, which is an ordinary residential residence as a whole, and it is difficult to associate this place with the Hero Relief Center, and Xiaodou has a feeling of being deceived.
(Heebieye) )
Dave jumped into the house and pulled out a tacos, his other hand expertly squeezing chili sauce on the tacos.
(waibiwabo~aou~)" (Come, man!) You must be hungry, this is my favorite taco, ahhh~)
Dave swallowed the tacos in one gulp, and Bean's face was blinded.
“(warebo! reebieye)" (eh?) Where's my tacos!? Sorry man, my taco is missing, it looks like I'm going to have to find a new one, can you help me? In return for your stay with me. )
Dave shook his bloated body like a forgetful fool.
"Okay, okay~"
"Words ......"
"Woo ~~~~~~~"
Shodou was interrupted by the sharp sound of brakes at the door, and saw a small red RV parked outside the lawn.
(waibiwabo) (Hey! My buddy Penny is back! )
“”
Like Dave, Penny has the same bubble text next to her.
“”
(relebebibobo,,,,)" (Okay!) Here, this is our new neighbor, Mr. Shodo. Bean, this is my friend Penny. )
"Huh? ~~~~~~~~”
Xiaodou was unacceptable for a while, two guys who communicated with bubble text.
“(helebiere,wawowo!!!!! (Looks like you're not quite used to this, so let my buddy Penny give you an overview of the state of the world, what?) Why do you want her to talk about it? Because, I'm crazy!!!! )
Dave grimaced and walked into the room. Xiaodou was frightened
“”
Penny makes a beeping electric sound.
"Ah,,,,,h
Still frightened, Bean pointed to the open door.
““
"So, what the hell is the situation with the one on your head?"
Xiaodou endured his astonishment.
”“
Even though Penny gave a detailed explanation, Xiaodou was still shocked, carefully poked the bubble text, and instantly took it back.
"Uh...... It turns out that Dave is an inventor. ”
Xiaodou looked back at the touch of the bubble text, and his mood stabilized a little.
”“
Penny teased.
"Haha, so Dave is so cute"
”“
"Me, huh? All I know is that I belong to the pea clan, and I don't know what other races there are. And also! This city has a particularly powerful zombie! I don't know if it's a zombie or not, but he's really powerful, and my home was destroyed by him! ”
Xiaodou became more and more excited.
”“
"I was so scared at the time, I just remember that his whole body was covered in bandages."
Xiaodou shuddered as he recalled the scene at that time.
”“
"Well, that, I want to ask, how do you make money? ~Hey, hey"
Xiaodou asked a little embarrassed.
”“
"What is, to accept the commission?"
”“
"Wait, what calendula, what grade, can you go a little more detailed? Hey hey"
”“
"Oh, I see, so most of the world is dominated by the calendula race~"
Azuki beans got a little carried away.
”“
Penny was smacked in the head.
"Hmm~ah! I, I, I~ I already knew! And I also know that the higher the grade of calendula, the different the amount of gold coins produced! ”
Xiaodou had an idea and opened the topic.
”“
(Ahh It's right! )”
"Oh no! …… Eh, hey, hey, that~ how do you accept the commission of the residents? ”
One second the river is open, and the next second it collapses. Little Bean grinned.
”“
"Okay, okay, I'm clear, don't worry, leave it to me!"
Xiaodou looks like he is bound to win.
”“
"Hmm"
The sunset slowly hid into the mountainside, and where it still shone, a set of luxurious Gothic palaces, next to the balcony handrails inlaid with diamonds and gold edges, a man in a white suit, looking into the distance: "Hmph, this world is more interesting than that world~"
Due to the angle of the sunlight and the reflection of the gold-encrusted handrails, the man's face could not be seen until the sun was completely buried in the horizon......
Popular Science (3):
Dave Smith:
“(relebebibo,wawowo!!!!!! (What?) Why am I called Dave, you ask? Because I'm crazy!!!!! )
Penny:
Dave's invention, the artificial RV, is fully functional and has it all. It can really be said that it is a good car for traveling, a must-have car at home~ This car is the character of the second generation of Plants vs. Zombies, and due to the needs of the plot, the character was introduced in advance.
Weeding Machine:
Manual: Funny~~~
Bubble text:
That's right, I'm just forcibly restoring!
Calendula:
Scatter the coin, lick it hard.
Entrust:
Raised by the citizens, heroes unveiled, the hierarchy is serious!!
Zombie Hunting Grounds:
An illegal organization run by zombies with a variety of ways to play. Players earn wealth by killing zombies, and the more they kill, the more rewards. Of course, the stakes are your brain!
Tacos:
A food.