Chapter 14 KTV is a war without gunpowder

Then, the waiter walked in and put drinks and snacks on the table.

"Then let's start, who will come first~" Dr. Hou rubbed his hands.

Seeing that no one reacted, he smiled slightly and pointed to the five friends brought by the waiter.

"You five come first!"

The five looked at each other, then nodded.

Anyway, they were pulled over by Hou Xiaofu to be a foil, it doesn't matter when they go on, they didn't plan to sing, they are relieved early after singing, and eating is the right way.

Doctor Hou's calculation in his heart is very simple, let these five cannon fodder who seem to be of average level go up to sing, needless to say, their singing score is definitely not high.

And then let his younger brother go on and finalize by himself, which will definitely bring the effect of sublimation to the audience, maybe Lu Shuangye has burst into tears.

As for Lu Fan......

At first glance, this man with glasses is the type who usually reads at home and never participates in social networking, and his singing level is obvious.

Therefore, Lu Fan had better go last, so that if his score is lower than the five cannon fodder in front, the huge contrast will have a very comedic effect.

Very perfect plan!

Dr. Hou operated the song ordering machine and began to help those cannon fodder order songs.

The five of them began to sing on stage one after another.

Some of them ordered recent pop songs, some ordered old songs, but the level of singing was really average, there was nothing attractive about it, and two of them were directly out of tune.

After singing, everyone summed up the scores.

The maximum score is 100 points, the highest score is 53 points, and the lowest score is 16 points.

It can only be said that it is miserable.

But Dr. Hou was very happy. Very good! is what I want for this effect, the worse the person in front sings, the more it can bring out the level of his brothers.

This is also why, in various social networking activities, some people will always try to invite some cannon fodder characters who can't sing, and actively rehearse songs for them.

KTV is also a war without gunpowder, especially if there is just one of the people who participate in the karaoke, there is just their favorite object, then how to strategize is even more important.

In order to show themselves in front of the girl, many people are keen to grab the wheat and be a wheat bully, which is actually a very unwise behavior.

No matter how good you sing it, in an environment like KTV, if you sing a few songs in a row, you will have a dry mouth, a hoarse voice, and a drop in level.

Originally, no matter how good she sang, if she didn't sing very well in the end, it would reduce the girl's impression of herself.

In addition, the whole process is a person in Bamai, the girl doesn't know what the level of other people is, and Bamai is really an offending behavior.

The right thing to do is to be patient, hold on, and never rush to express yourself.

First of all, seize the song position, and then plan the people who come to participate according to the level, and silently set up several groups of cannon fodder in their hearts.

Before it was your turn to hit the main track, enthusiastically let one of the groups of cannon fodder be on it, and after it was finished, you would sing it again, it was simply a natural sound.

There is a saying, stay in Africa for three years, and the sow will be a sable cicada......

Oh no, that sentence should be: happiness comes from comparison.

In many cases, how good you are is is from comparing yourself with others. Let those hoarse, out-of-tune cannon fodder go first, and even as long as you sing a song normally, you can get a good impression.

And if you don't grab the wheat and actively organize it, you can still get a good reputation. Maybe after a few KTVs, the girl's heart will be captured.

That's right, this is Dr. Hou's KTV dominance strategy summed up based on years of experience. By the way, Dr. Hou prefers to be called 'KTV Emperor' by others than the emperor of love songs.

He gave his younger brother a look, and Hou Xiaofu understood and walked onto the stage with the microphone.

On his monkey face, he rarely showed a serious expression, looked at Futaba intently, and shouted: "Futaba, this song is dedicated to you, I hope that after you listen to it, you can promise to be with me forever." ”

Then the melody of the music sounded, and he began to sing:

(The ending song of the anime "Magical Girl" "Glass's Galaxy")

"On the other side of those trillions of light years, I was quietly awakened~♫"

"Because I was attracted by your charming aura~♫"

"Because I want to protect you like this, I quietly left~♫"

……

Along with the progress of the melody of the music, Hou Xiaofu held the microphone and sang affectionately. The five cannon fodder who were eating snacks immediately cheered and cheered when they heard the song.

"Oh oh, that's a good song."

"This is comparable to a professional singer!"

"The boss is the boss, amazing!"

Being complimented by these cannon fodder, Hou Xiaofu became even more proud, and his eyes looking at Futaba were even more unscrupulous, full of teasing.

"O soul that shines brightly! Pierce through the frosted glass as thick as the clouds~♫"

"Even if it's the dense fog that obscures the night sky, even if it's the haze that covers the morning star~♫"

"I can't hide the brilliance that shines so bright~♫"

"Come on, let's intertwine our hands with each other~♫"

"Accept my invitation and leave everything to me~♫"

……

After 5 minutes, the song was finally finished.

The moment the last melody stopped, the room burst into applause.

At the same time, the electronic scoreboard shows Hou's final score: 70 points, and his global ranking has also been updated and is now in the 650,000-plus.

Even Lu Fan had to admit that Hou Xiaofu's singing was really okay, and the scoring system of this singer company was still a bit disciplined, at least he sang much better than the five cannon fodder before.

Xiaofu himself looked at Futaba with a smug face, at this time, she buried her little body behind Lu Fan, she couldn't see her expression clearly, and she knew that she must have been so moved that she didn't dare to look at herself.

Lu Fan knew the truth, and before Hou Xiaofu started singing, Futaba fell asleep in the shadow behind him.

Fortunately, the room was dim, and everyone's attention was on the karaoke battle, so no one noticed this.

After Hou Xiaofu sat back in his seat, Hou Dafu craned his neck, drank the cocktail in the goblet, and then cleared his throat: "Okay, it's time for this king to appear." ”

Immediately, the five cannon fodder heard louder cheers and calls.

Dr. Hou helped his sunglasses, straightened his little suit, took out a small comb from his arms, and straightened his hair—these things were sacred rituals necessary for him before he could start singing.

Then the melody of the music sounded, and he began to sing:

(Ending song of the anime "Gintama" "Some Like It Hot!")

"I always feel like you're a little absent-minded~♫"

"You're not listening to me at all~♫"

"I deliberately sent a signal, but you turned a blind eye~♫"

"Look, it's always been like this~♫"

"We know each other? ~♫”

……

Accompanied by the dynamic melody and colorful stage lights, Dr. Hou writhes his body on the stage, keeps turning in circles, and his footsteps have been stepping on the rhythm.

The five cannon fodder and Hou Xiaofu in the audience, with the rhythm of the background music, have been calling for him. It was originally a karaoke party, but it felt like a solo concert.

“Hey! Hey!answer me~♫"

"Is anyone there~♫"

"No matter how much you look for it, there is no answer~♫"

“Hey! Only I can create myself~♫"

"It doesn't matter what happens~♫"

……

The moment the last melody stopped, the room was once again filled with deafening loud noises and cheers, mixed with a number of whistles.

At the same time, the electronic scoreboard shows Dr. Hou's final score of 86 points, and his global ranking has been updated and is now in the upper 120,000. The room burst into cheer again.

Dr. Hou gasped and took out a small comb to tidy up his messy hairstyle.

At the same time, he secretly rejoiced in his heart, he originally wanted to support his younger brother today, but he didn't expect to accidentally refresh the highest score. Before today, his highest record was 84 points.

It seems that if people don't push themselves, they will never know what kind of heights they can reach. The most important thing is that in the future, there will be capital to blow in front of the girls.

He glanced at Lu Fan playfully, today's operation of the two brothers is simply stable, how can Lu Fan turn it? Well? How to flip!

Years of veteran experience in KTV, calm on-the-spot adaptation, gradually perfect singing voice after hard practice, and stage performance that fits the rhythm, all of which are soaked in his long-term sweat.

He, Lu Fan, is a layman who only knows how to read, what to turn it over!

Lu Fan himself copied his hand and nodded secretly, this song by Dr. Hou just now does have a certain level.

If it were someone else, it might really be a resignation.

But he, Lu Fan, is different!

As early as when he and Futaba entered this building, Lu Fan received the task:

"Win the karaoke challenge! 】”

However, singing this kind of thing, using a probability line or an action line is completely unworkable, so this time I have to use it, and the skill line was newly unlocked when the speech spirit system was upgraded to level 3.

"Hey, did you remember what I told you before, how to use the skill line?" Ilya's voice rang out in the system channel.

"Well...... Probably. Lu Fan said as he clicked on the system technology tree.

Suddenly, a blue technology tree panel like a nebula map in a science fiction movie was displayed in front of his eyes.

On the large branch of the Skill of the Tech Tree, there are various smaller branches, one of which is Art.

After clicking on this branch, various branches were densely unfolded in the field of vision, and Lu Fan saw one of the branches called [Music] and found the [Singing] root node below it.