Chapter 9 Congratulations on getting this plant again: the sunflower
"You're back~"
As soon as Xiaodou and the two stepped on the lawn, they heard a simple voice coming from the house.
When the two heard the news, they came to the door, only to see a stupid little fat man "standing" at the door in the most standard welcoming posture.
"Huh! Who are you? Why here? What about Dave Others? ”
Xiaodou's series of questions made the fat man dizzy.
"I, my name is Dull Xiaoguo, I'm ...... now"
"Didn't ask your name! I'm asking you where Dave went? Could it be that you, you, you, kidnapped Dave,,,"
Before Xiaoguo could finish speaking, Pea Xiaodou interrupted him.
"Heh,,hehehehe...... You only asked him who he was in the first place,,,"
The little potato complained helplessly on the side.
"Huh! Nope! Absolutely nothing! Dave was weeding in the backyard and he said you guys were almost there and told me to come out to meet you. ”
Xiaoguo fiddled with her hands and feet in a panic at the door.
"Oh, that's right...... That's not right! How could Dave possibly know our whereabouts? Could it be that the bandage man faked it? Say! What is your relationship with that bandage man! I see, you're a zombie! You are his men, suffer death! ”
As he spoke, Xiaodou took out a gun and aimed it at Xiaoguo.
"Eh!!!!"
Little Potato was dumbfounded, and the two of them were dumbfounded
"I can't help it! Brother Xiaodou, I don't think that bandage man should have to do such a thing. Hehe~ What do you think, he's so powerful, you don't need to do this at all, right~ Put down the gun first, put it down~"
Little Potato hurriedly dissuaded.
“…… Not...... Tut...... Not...... Huh! It seems to make some sense~"
Xiaodou pondered for a long time.
"Hehehehehehehe......"
The two of them laughed helplessly and sneeringly.
"Little potato! Do you want to go back to Erzhuang's house? ”
Xiaodou glared angrily, and the little potato was dripping with cold sweat.
"Then take us inside and meet Dave."
"I'm afraid this ,,, can't be done for the time being~"
Xiao Guoxu said matter-of-factly.
"What! You kidnapped Dave! ”
Azuki took out the pistol again.
"Huh! No, no, no! Because, because, hehe~ I started to come out so excited, so~ hehe, stuck. ”
Xiaoguo snorted.
"So that's the case, you said it earlier~"
"Huh...... You want to have the opportunity to say ......"
Little Potato still couldn't help but complain.
"What do you say! Small potatoes! ”
Unexpectedly, he was frightened by Xiaodou's sabre-rattling momentum and stopped talking.
"Woo ,,,,,,,,"
The familiar sound of brakes, Xiaodou had a premonition of collapse. Sure enough, the small potato noodles were like ashes. And seeing Penny's Xiaoguo, he was also like a star, and he didn't know where the power of Jiuquan came from, so he bounced in from the door frame, leaving a fat time (cough cough, it's shorts)
“”
"Hehehe, there's no need to repeat it, just look at their reactions~"
Xiaodou laughed and cried.
“”
"I already know that, but thanks to you, we're struggling to get him out. Anyway, since you know each other, why does he have such a reaction? Is he doing the same with Dave? How did you meet? ”
Xiaodou deserves to be the successor of the doctrine of 100,000 whys.
“”
"What?!"
The adzuki bean and the small potato beans said in unison. (It seems that the little potato has adapted to the RV where everyone loves flowers and flowers)
“”
"Damn! Actually, it's him again! ”
The little potatoes are a little out of control.
"Uh, haha, let's sit in the house first~ Penny, please go to the backyard and call Dave~"
Azuki patted the little potato.
As everyone knows, the illustrated book on Xiaodou's body has been reacting weakly since yesterday.
(Lunch stops)
Outside the door, there was the sound of horses' hooves. However, what followed was a quick knock at the door.
"Anyone? Anyone? ”
There was a man's voice outside the door, as if there was a girl like a glove beside him.
"There's a guest coming, I'll open the door!"
Du Xiaoguo seems to treat guests and welcomes them.
"Eh!!!!!!!"
The two beans were so shocked that even the madman Dave and Penny in the yard followed suit.
"Forget it, Brother Xiaoguo, I'll go."
The adzuki bean grabbed the small fruit.
The door opened, and you were greeted by the usual luxury horse caravans, men with flowery turbans and triangular glasses, and little girls with short brown and yellow hair.
"I told you not to be so rude~"
Aoi complained.
"It's okay, do you see the RV next to you? When I saw her, I knew who the owner of the house was. ”
"But what does that have to do with your rudeness?"
"It's a big head"
The butler waved his hand helplessly.
"Aoi ~ You're back"
Like a thousand years later, Xiaodou inadvertently said this greeting.
"Huh! Well, I'm back."
Xiao Aoi flushed and smiled.
"Hey, hey, hey! That's enough, you go and call this master out! ”
The housekeeper died of the affection of the two.
"Ahem,,Okay,,Wow!"
Mr. Dave unexpectedly hangs upside down from the roof, and Bean's backyard is unexpectedly hurt by 99999.
(relebebiwe,,,,)" (Hey man!) Who's calling me? )
"Yo! Old folk! Long time no see~"
The butler looked like a greeting.
(waibiwabo)" (Is there anything you can help with?) My partner Penny will do her part, too. )
"It's still a small effort, I said man, don't you recognize me?"
The butler looked at Dave, who was languishing in front of him, and became suspicious.
“(waibiwabo,aaaaa! (Mr. Bean, it looks like your friend is in trouble.) Ahhh )
Dave fell.
"Hahaha, man, when did you get so stupid, really. Forget it, let's get to the point, I'm here today to hand over Xiaokui to you. But right now, I'm really worried. ”
"Don't worry! We'll be sure to take care of her! Hee-hee"
The little potato poked its head out.
"That's right! There's my pea in here! ”
Azuki patted his chest with a high spirit.
"It's you kid, I'm most worried! Unashamed. ”
"I'm a hero in the Pokédex! Oh ~ see it, on the illustrated book, ah! ”
"I really hate you kid!"
The butler knocked over the bean with a punch.
"Xiao Aoi, do you really want to be with such a guy?"
"Hmm~ I believe in Brother Xiaodou!"
“…… emmm…… Well, boy! Listen to me, if you want Aoi to follow you, you'll have to complete my quiz! ”
The butler brushed his glasses, then put his fingers together and pointed at Beans with a pistol.
"Come on! What quiz? ”
"Hmph...... Don't embarrass you, you just need to touch me and even if you win, whatever you use......... meeeeee…… uuuuu…… aaa! ”
"Hey, hey! I've won! ”
The housekeeper was still intoxicated with the explanation of the rules, but he was 'treated by Xiaodou in the way of others'.
"Holy! You stinky boy! ”
The butler unexpectedly let out foul language.
"Slightly! You're going to bite me! ”
"Shhhh Not to bite you! It's really beating you! I've changed the rules, I'm going to teach you a lesson with all my strength! ”
"I can't ask for it! It's finally like it. ”
Xiaodou has a sophisticated face.
"Huh! Brother Xiaodou, don't say it~ Uncle Cai will kill you~"
Aoi was terrified.
"Finally like something? Remember your words! ”
The butler's eyes were shining, and he strode forward.
"Hmph~"
Xiaodou is in his chest, and he seems to have a plan.
I saw that the butler struggled to punch away. Xiaodou slipped under the butler's crotch as planned. Although he said so, as everyone knows, Xiaodou's whereabouts have long been fully seen. Just as he turned around, he was punched in the back. The body was also ejected due to the force of his back, and Xiaodou couldn't help but cough up blood.
"Uncle! Stop it! ”
Xiao Aoi said worriedly.
"Stand down! How could this arrogant boy just give you to him! No big, no small! Lao Tzu is going to let him have a long memory today! Why, do you want to get my fist too? ”
The housekeeper is fierce and vicious, even if he was obedient before, he is like two people.
"But ......"
"Don't ...... Aoi ...... Don't intercede for me."
Beans struggled to get to their feet.
"Come on! Flower pants! ”
"Then it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate!"
The butler threw himself at the bean, his fist squandering indiscriminately in the air. Xiaodou tried his best to dodge the fatal blows again and again, repeating the previously planned counterattack against the butler again and again in the interval between dodging, but he was hit by the butler's backhand knife again and again. Bean's movements became sluggish, and he couldn't even dodge the iron fist that hit him head-on. Finally, he collapsed. The butler walked up to him.
"Stinky boy! There is no length in the eyes! Sneak up on others! Arrogant! It's all your sins! Walk! Aoi-chan! It's still ...... with this kind of person."
When the butler turned around, Xiao Douhuo used his last strength to hit the butler's trouser leg with his fist. The butler, who had his back to him, didn't seem to be angry this time, but a smile rose into the corner of his mouth.
“…… Whew, whew...... Uncle Housekeeper...... I apologize to you for my previous charges...... However, there is one thing...... I'm going to correct...... Sneak up on someone...... It's not your rules or anything like that......"
"Hey~ I really hate you kid~"
"Count...... Count me as a winner......"
"Hmph~ How the hell did you get to this point? I was really angry just now, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by me? ”
“…… Whew, whew...... Call...... Fear! …… But...... I promised Aoi ...... Protect her! ”
At the end of the sentence, a starlight flashed in the eyes of the housekeeper and Xiao Kui.
"Hahahaha, hmm! …… Shh It's up to you~ This is a good injury medicine, and the recovery effect is not bad. ”
The butler couldn't help but laugh, forced to cover his mouth, and then arrogantly threw a bottle of potion to Xiaodou.
"Really! Can't you give it to him? ”
Aoi complained and blushed as she went to pick up the potion.
"Now, Dave, I don't care if you're real or if you're crazy or stupid. At least tell me if you have what it takes to take care of these children? ”
“(relebebirebebe…… (The little barn next door is the hero's refuge.) )
“…… Buttocks! It's such a small house! You're going to let Aoi live here? ”
"And me, and me!"
The little potato poked its head out again.
"Also, and me"
The small fruit is laboriously squeezed out. (Blocking the door is scheduled.) )
“……………… mmmmm…… No way! Absolutely not! Come! ”
The butler was ready to go, snapping his fingers.
"You put Simmons on that barn for me."
The butler ordered the bodyguards.
"What about us?"
Small potatoes, small fruits scramble.
“…… Don't worry, there are yours. ”
The butler waved his hand.
"Wait! No, no, no, no! This barn is too small! You, come here...... Tell them to tear down Dave's house! Remodel the barn! ”
“(wawowoo!!! )”
(Are you crazy?) My house. Where's Penny? )
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Penny was smiling as she ate.
“(wawowoo! wawowoo! wawowoo! (My house, what are you going to do!) You're crazy! You're crazy! )
Dave's seven tips are smoking.
Unable to help himself, Dave finally let it go. Not long after, Dave's home has undergone earth-shaking changes - first of all, the small barn has become a luxurious two-story eight-bedroom, two-living room and two-bathroom villa, which is enough to crush ten of Dave's former homes. The second is Dave's home, which has become the same decoration as the previous small barn, and even Simmons can't be found in the barn. (poor Baba)
"Well~~~~ It's much more comfortable now, Princess Xiaokui, this is your royal family in the future, although it may be a little insignificant, please Haihan."
The housekeeper was courteous.
(Haihan, you big-headed ghost!) )”
Xiao Kui glanced at the housekeeper helplessly.
"Ahem, Mr. Dave, please take care of me in the future...... If I know that you dare to bully Xiaokui...... Hmph~"
The butler wickedly leaned in on Dave's ear.
“…… Uhh......h Uncle Cai, you are going back soon, the test has passed, and life has been asked clearly, so go back quickly. ”
Aoi dragged the butler into the carriage.
"You've got to take care of her."
The carriage of horses was drifting away, but the butler's voice was enduring.
“(…… Hehehehe)"
Aoi slumped her head.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Dave, but I hope you'll stay with us, that barn is a bit of a bother."
Xiaokui tried her best to comfort Dave, who would have thought that the dignified seven-foot man would actually burst into tears.
“(wuwuwuwu…… wuwuwu…… I didn't expect that I, Dave, would be able to live in such a luxurious house! )”
I didn't expect Dave's brain circuitry to be so strange.
"That's good, haha, thank you Mr. Dave"
Xiao Kui thanked again and again.
"Wait! You're starting to say the whole thing! ”
Azuki beans always find singularities.
“(relebebire…… (Man!) I think it's time for you to go! )
"Don't play dumb! I'm starting to hear it! ”
“(wabiwabo…… wawowoo! (Penny, where's my tacos?) Let's go! )
Penny, who was still laughing at Dave on the sidelines, was very wise at the moment and successfully intercepted Dave in full view.
"Hey...... Ahem"
By the time the children had finished inhaling the exhaust gas, Dave's two "people" had long since disappeared.
"Huhu, Brother Xiaodou is ugly"
The little potato squinted and smiled.
Hearing the word 'Brother Xiaodou', Xiaokui reflexively puffed out her cheeks.
"It's not! I was just ...... Forget it, let's all get ready, it's time to find the next companion. ”
"Oh~That's the only way~"
Little Potato waved his hand.
"Where's the next companion, Brother Xiaodou~"
Aoi asked.
"Cherry Orchard!"
(Corner of Dave's backyard)
"Cherry orchard? That pair of old stubborn families~ Hmph. ”
As he spoke, a thunderbolt black shadow peeled off from the corner of the backyard wall.
Popular Science (8):
As for why Dave knew that Shodoe was coming back: because of the map Penny gave him, he had a positioning system.
On whether the housekeeper uses strength: My answer is, probably, right? Probably not? Whatever, it's funny manually~~
Dave's upside-down golden hook from the roof: Dave seems to have some indissoluble bond with the Snitch Zombies.