"Yanyu, I'll give you ...... below"

The girl was stunned for a moment, and her little head, which had been thinking wildly, was even more blank now, and she suddenly wanted to be crooked to the point that she didn't know where to go.

At this time, I have to sigh that the Chinese language is really broad and profound, and the same sentence can be interpreted in several ways.

For example, ask a young lady who has been single for many years, "Why did you choose to be single?" ”

"I used to like someone, but now I like someone......"

Another example is the legendary Chinese 10-level test,

When Dumb gave the leader a red envelope, the two had the following conversation:

Leader: "What do you mean by that?" ”

Dumb: "It's not interesting, it means." ”

Leader: "You're not interesting enough. ”

Dumb: "Small meaning, small meaning." ”

Leader: "You're such an interesting person. ”

Dumb: "Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. ”

Leader: "Then I'm embarrassed. ”

Dumb: "I'm embarrassed. ”

Please explain the meaning of each of the "meanings" mentioned above.

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Another example is the current situation, "the following for you to eat" is nothing, just the next bowl of noodles, if you were a simple girl, you wouldn't think of anything strange, but hey, now the poison of the Internet, coupled with the girl's cranky thoughts, the dream that weaved, suddenly skewed to the impure side.

"Ahh Yes...... Master, what's the ...... Why did you suddenly get the hang of it...... Moreover, how explicit it it is when you come up, I ...... Do you want to dry it...... Ah, what if the young master is sad...... No, no, this kind of thing is still too embarrassing...... Then wait for the young master to come up, and I'll ...... again. Ah......h

All of a sudden, the girl was frightened by her own thoughts, the rose-colored flush on her face became more and more gorgeous, her eyes flowed, she couldn't hide her shame, and she covered her hands in front of her, as if she wanted to try a leaf to deceive herself, weak and moving, but no one could appreciate the beauty of this scene.

It didn't take long for Li Ming to deal with it, after all, it wasn't a competition, he studied cooking, he just made a home-cooked dish, and it was good to have his mind.

"Yanyu, okay, come down and eat ......"

"Huh? Why is the young master like this, do you still have this habit...... Hi, like in the hall or something...... No, no, this is absolutely not good, you can't get used to the young master, En ......" The girl felt more and more shy,

"That, young master, come up ......"

Ah, what am I talking about, I should have to refuse solemnly, why did I call the young master into the room, this is too naked......

Li Ming naturally didn't know what the girl was thinking, and it was estimated that if he knew, he would be thundered.

"Strange, is Yanyu unwell? If you want to eat in the room, she should be tired, and I will have to persuade her to pay attention to rest in the future......"

Li Ming muttered and walked upstairs with his face, "Then I'll come up......"

walked to Jiang Yanyu's door and knocked on the door,

Knock knock knock......

"Smoke and rain, I'm in......"

"Hmmm......"

Li Ming was still wondering how the girl's tone had an urge to let go out, and pushed the door open,

"Hey, smoke and rain, why don't you turn on the lights......"

"Young Master......"

In the dim room, there was an ambiguous atmosphere, and then Li Ming "clicked" and turned on the light.

The bright light dispelled the dim atmosphere at once, and there was a certain strange atmosphere.

Li Ming's eyes were immediately attracted by the strange thing shrunk in the quilt,

"Yanyu, what's wrong? Did you just say something? ”

The quilt moved slightly, and then the girl's shy voice came,

"Young master, I'm ready...... You come here......"

Li Ming didn't think too much, thinking that the girl was not feeling well, he walked to the side of the bed with steaming noodles, sat on the edge of the bed, and asked worriedly,

"Yanyu, are you alright?"

"Young Master......" Jiang Yanyu's voice suddenly became a little decisive, "Come on, I'm ready......"

“？” Li Ming looked at Jiang Yanyu who lifted the quilt in a daze, the girl's face was full of redness, so red that it seemed to be dripping water, at this moment, the eyes that were always light and smart had been covered by a layer of mist, charming and moving.

"What's wrong?" Li Ming didn't look carefully, looked at the girl with a flushed face, thought that the girl had a fever, and touched the girl's forehead with his hand, "Ah, it's so hot, you really ...... Yanyu"

As everyone knows, Jiang Yanyu was also stunned at the moment looking at Li Ming with noodles, and fell into deep thought,

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing.

The girl who reacted was also crying and laughing, it turned out to be this below, remembering the entanglement just now, she suddenly said angrily, "No, I'm fine, you go out quickly......"

Under the scolding of the suddenly angry girl, Li Ming put down the bowl and walked out of the room blankly, "A woman's heart, a needle under the sea......"

In the room, Jiang Yanyu's face had not yet dissipated, but it had changed from shame to shame, "What am I thinking...... How do you think that the young master can't be so bold...... It's good that no one should know......"

Thinking of the thought of his shame just now, Jiang Yanyu couldn't wait to punch himself, rolled around on the bed, and when he saw the noodles next to the bed, he suddenly pursed his lips and smiled, his eyes rolled, and he thought of an idea, hehe smiled.

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In the next few days, Li Ming rarely fell into a busy situation, but he was also more fulfilling, studying the skills of fried rice every day to increase his proficiency, and Li Ming also discovered another use of super tactile and super taste.

In addition to the five senses that surpass the normal number of times, the most important thing is another function.

If you think of these god-level talents as skills in the game, then active use is a variety of magical effects, such as supervisual imitation, but there is another passive effect, which is to multiply the proficiency of cooking skills.

After only a few days of study, Li Ming found that his proficiency had greatly improved, and under the judgment of the girl, he had been working hard for many years, this is the terrible thing about god-level talent, and this unimaginable skill growth rate is the secret weapon for those geniuses to widen the gap.

Li Ming is very glad that he can have such a talent, otherwise with this spicy chicken system alone, he will not be able to catch up with his peers no matter what, let alone complete the task of system possession, of course, the system is attached to this talent......

However, there is another thing that makes Li Ming very confused in the past few days, that is, Jiang Yanyu's attitude towards himself.

In the past, girls were quite clingy to themselves, and they have always been indifferent and not surprised, but in the past few days, when the girl saw herself, she became red-faced, and then scolded "Young Master", and then "hummed" and left......