Chapter 8 Make it shy
"Ah, that's the must-win pizza I just ordered, and I haven't eaten it yet!" The two Dharma Protectors were shocked.
Ling Wu snorted coldly, stood up with lightning speed, and gave a high leg kick at the flower pot that was still in mid-air.
Biu——
The flower pot was kicked by Ling Wu, and it changed direction in an instant, like a cannonball shooting towards Lu Fan and the others.
It passed through the gap between Lu Fan and Chu Xiong's heads, and the hair of the two of them was also blown up by the air waves brought out by the flight of the flower pots.
Bang.
The pot slammed into the wall behind the duo, then fell to the ground, spun around twice, and finally stopped.
Chu Xiong didn't dare to breathe, his fat face was already extremely white, and sweat was like rain.
Lu Fan's lenses reflected the light and remained silent.
At this moment, an accident happened, Ling Wu's left foot suddenly slipped, and he lost his center of gravity and fell forward!
"Grow up!" The faces of the Dharma Protectors on the left and right changed, and there was a table below, so I was afraid that I would be injured.
Between the lightning and flint, Lu Fan rushed forward with an arrow and held her up in time before the other party fell into the pile of pizza on the table.
The scene fell silent, and the room was stunned.
Lu Fan held Ling Wu in the crook of his arm, just like a couple of men and women dancing tango.
A violet floated in front of the two of them, falling from the flower pot that had been kicked open by Ling Wu before.
"Grow up, be careful, if your beauty is as floating as this violet, it will not be a loss to this world." Lu Fan winked at the other party.
No one noticed that at this moment, a flush appeared on Ling Wu's face. But the blush was fleeting, and then the cold face returned.
The faces of the two protectors, one on the left and one on the right, turned eggplant color, and they took the case: "Let go, be presumptuous!" ”
Ling Wu raised his hand to stop them, then stood up and straightened his clothes.
"I'll leave the seat first, I lost, your club application was approved." Ling Wu replied simply.
"Eh, eh, ???" The jaws of the left and right protectors are about to fall, "But the elder grows, how can such a strange society ......?"
"That's it." Ling Wu coldly interrupted them and sat back in his seat.
"Thank you, President." Lu Fan glanced at the other two, and the three of them exited the student union room in a funny way.
Chu Xiong wiped the sweat from his head with his hands, and his small eyes blinked vigorously.
"Dude, it's really yours, but why is it so coincidental that a flower pot just happened to smash into that pizza." Chu Xiong's face was still full of question marks.
Lu Fan smiled indifferently, thanks to Tao Xueran for providing an important piece of information - Ling Wu is a taekwondo black belt master.
This led him to come up with a battle plan to force Ling Wu to make this move, which was simply to adjust the force balance probability line of the items in the room, activate the spirit of speech, and make the flower pot fall towards their precious pizza, and the leader would leave his seat and kick the flower pot.
As for Ling Wuhui's slipping and falling, it was purely an accident and was not in Lu Fan's previous plan.
Fortunately, he played well on the spot and reacted in time. After all, rescuing girls from danger in time is also the basic quality of a gentleman.
"Ding, the task [Student President's Gamble] is completed, and the system rewards 10 points for the spirit of speech."
"Crit! High-quality lines will be rewarded with an additional 2 Speech Points. ”
"Crit! Target: High Shyness, an additional 2 Speech Points. ”
"Ding, the new spirit action [Tango] is unlocked."
Seeing the task settlement report, Lu Fan was stunned.
It's nothing to unlock a new action, but what's the deal with that object?
After asking the system, the system replied:
"When performing the Spirit of Words mission, if you can make the target of the mission enter a state of shyness, there will be an additional reward."
Lu Fan was shocked and ...... And this kind of statement?
"What's this, during the Three Kingdoms period, when the famous fierce generals succeeded in crusading against the enemy generals, they all liked to say an ancient saying, don't you know?" The system seemed to be a little dissatisfied with Lu Fan's shock.
"What?"
"Shame on the enemy, I'll go and take care of her clothes."
"Eh-" Lu Fan was shocked again, if he hadn't read the Three Kingdoms, he would have almost believed it.
"It can be seen that since ancient times, making the enemy shyness is a very important combat factor, what, what are your grievances about the host?"
"No, no, no."
What the system says is what it is, this is the iron law that Lu Fan set for himself.
But then again, why is President Ling Wu shy? Maybe it's the type that looks cold on the outside and is fiery on the inside?
……
The next day, Lu Fan and the three of them received the official approval documents, and the club activity building also provided an activity classroom of about 50 square meters for their Wanshi House on the fifth floor.
In the new week, Lu Fan and Chu Xiong were busy moving all kinds of desks, bookcases, and books necessary for club activities.
Tao Xueran was even more incredible, and specially asked his family's team to transport a lot of things like makeup cabinets, dolls, snacks and the like.
When Chu Xiong saw it, he was not to be outdone, and threw all kinds of computers, game consoles, and comics into the activity room.
After a lot of work, it was finally sorted out on Wednesday afternoon. Fifty square meters of small rooms are arranged like a leisure center.
Lu Fan was a little helpless, he didn't know whether these guys were here to help others solve their troubles or to have fun.
"What's this, you can have a leisurely afternoon tea with the troubled girls here, and solve their troubles at the same time."
Tao Xueran said, brewing coffee.
"That's it, Lu Fan, don't be so outside, just treat this as your own home."
On the other side of the room, Chu Xiong sat down next to the TV, turned on the game console, and inserted the latest RPG game "Persona 5".
"Are you going to play? This game has become popular among young people recently. Chu Xiong shook the handle.
Lu Fan shook his head, he was now determined to graduate from the second year of secondary school! And isn't it a single-player game? This fat man just wishes he could go over and watch him play, right?
Seeing that he didn't react, Chu Xiong ignored him, played with himself, and took out a piece of chicken leg from the KFD family bucket next to him and gnawed it from time to time.
Lu Fan shook his head, walked to the bookcase, picked out a detective mystery novel, and then sat on a wicker chair and read it. Anyway, he goes home to study, and studying here is no different from going home.
The time in the activity room passed by minute by second, and the afternoon sun shone into the room warmly, and occasionally the chirping of birds came from the window.
The shouts of various sports clubs came from the playground, and the sounds of various music clubs practicing in the corridors became very small when they reached the house.
A relaxing afternoon.
Lu Fan looked at a few pages of the book, and suddenly remembered something, and asked:
"By the way, are we posters?"
Tao Xueran took a sip of coffee, took out the pastries from the refrigerator, and replied:
"It's pasted, in short, the poster is to the effect that it can help students solve all kinds of small troubles, and if you have troubles, please come and consult us."
Chu Xiong, who was rubbing the handle, also said: "By the way, I also added Lu Fan's photo to the promotional poster, and you are now our image spokesperson." ”
“……”
Lu Fan didn't say anything, and continued to look down at the book.
Anyway, no one will take this strange society seriously, right?
After another moment.
Just as the small room was calm again, a familiar female voice of three people came from the door.
"Ahh
This is the voice of the head teacher Leia!
Lu Fan glanced at the other two.
He put the novel back into the bookcase at the speed of light, lining up the notebooks of the three of them on the desk.
Chu Xiong completed the one dragon of archiving, shutting down, and hiding the handle with super high hand speed, and then sat at the desk.
Tao Xueran put all the coffee and snacks in the refrigerator with a flowing flow, and then rushed to the desk like a loach.
With a creak, the door to the activity room opened, and the head teacher, Leia, walked in with a folder.
“…… Therefore, regarding the future development plan of our community, it is important to consider it with a very rigorous attitude. ”
Lu Fan pushed his glasses and made a constructive speech.
"I quite agree with Comrade Lu Fan's point of view, after all, the purpose of our club is to serve the majority of students free of charge, light up themselves, and warm others."
Chu Xiong's fat head swayed, looking like an old pedant.
Tao Xueran answered: "I have a plan for the budget of the club this semester, please take a look at it." ”
"Yo yo yo, are you in a meeting? Pretty seriously. ”
Leia said, holding her hands behind her back and looking around as she walked in.
"Hello Mr. Lei!"
The three of them stood up in unison and greeted Leia.
"Comrades have worked hard." Leia also followed the example that the three of them had just discussed.
"Serve the students!" The three of them spoke in unison.
"Poofhahahaha." Leia suddenly laughed heroically, and then patted Lu Fan's shoulder with her hand.
When Leia's hand slapped his shoulder, Lu Fan had the illusion that the floor under his feet seemed to sink a few millimeters.
What a weird woman this is?
"You don't have to be so serious, I just heard that some students in our class have applied for a new club to see your situation."
She said, continuing to look around the room.
Emmmmm, game consoles, refrigerators, coffee machines, sofas, novel bookcases, these boys and girls enjoy their afternoons here, right?
"Cut, rancid youth." Leia sighed in her heart.
She sat on the sofa next to the refrigerator, crossed Erlang's legs, waved her hand and asked, "Is there any wine?" ”
"Eh???" The three of them were stunned.
"Teacher...... We're minors, so there's definitely no alcohol here. Tao Xueran replied.
"That's Coke."
Tao Xueran didn't dare to slack off, took out a tall glass from the refrigerator, poured a cup of Coke, then added ice cubes, garnished with lemons, inserted a straw, and handed it to Leia.
"Mmmm, it's worthy of being the eldest lady of the big family, it's very good." Rea was satisfied and took a sip of Coke.
The three of them looked at each other, and at this time they all had a question: when will this great god leave?
"Do you have an instructor in your club?" Leia asked suddenly.
"Huh?" The three men looked at each other. "Isn't it just a matter of applying to the student union?"
"You don't know that every club needs an instructor, right? You're in trial operation at best, and you can't find an instructor in two weeks, but you're still going to be disbanded. ”
Leia drank the Coke in one gulp, hiccuped, and continued:
"After all, the school's educational resources are limited, and there is no spare place for you to enjoy life leisurely, you need to come up with results, and you can only find instructors with results expectations."
Cold sweat broke out on the backs of the three of them, and Chu Xiong said stiffly: "Teacher, we do have put up posters, I believe that there will be help-seekers coming to the door soon, and there will be results if there are help-seekers coming to the door." ”
"Really......" Rea glanced at the gamepad in the distance that hadn't had time to be fully placed, as if she was deeply skeptical.
Lu Fan and the others looked at each other, and to be honest, they themselves were deeply suspicious of this.
The activity room suddenly fell into an awkward silence.
"Ahem, that ...... Is this the House of Everything? ”
The appearance of a voice broke the calm.