Coming to the novice village, Chen Hao sighed in his heart, there were few people around him to chat, and it was really not interesting to play games. He didn't expect this so-called [Lament of the Hundred Flowers Fairy], this ghost task is so outrageous, even if he finds three items, he now wants him to be a farmer's uncle, come to the novice village to find a family, and pick up dung to irrigate the flowers.

Is this burden enough? Obviously it's not enough, if you pick a day, can you stand it?

Guild Channel (Best Nurse): Little Wildcat, give me death, ahhh

Guild Channel (No Makeup): What? I'm not free.,I'm fighting with the four leaves!

Guild Channel (Best Nurse): A look of contempt.

"Auntie, can you borrow some dung?"

"What? No, I lent it to you, what will happen to my family's crops? ”

"Uncle, can you borrow some dung?"

"What? I've heard of people borrowing vinegar and wine, and it's the first time I've heard of someone borrowing dung. Do you want me, an old man, to pull it for you now? ”

"Uncle, don't take off your pants, it will affect the appearance of the city!" Chen Hao slipped away and hurriedly ran out of the farmhouse.

Walking outside, the novices all showed envious eyes, who is this? This is the first person in Wushuang China, the famous best nurse! Suddenly, there was an endless stream of people who picked up people. Chen Hao had no choice but to turn on the stealth technique and flee to the front. What to do? Could it be that as the old man said just now, he can't go to Baihualin now? That's disgusting......

On the right-hand side, there is another farmhouse.

Chen Hao sighed and walked in again, he decided to complete this task today, and he could only go in and ask again with a cheeky face.

"Auntie, can you borrow some dung?"

There was no response, and the woman was still washing her clothes.

"Auntie, can you borrow some dung?"

Still ignoring it.

Chen Hao rolled his eyes upwards and said depressedly: "Damn, the current NPCs are so?" So dragging? ”

Just as he was about to leave, Chen Hao realized that he was invisible. With a depressed sigh, he showed his figure, returned to the woman's side again, and asked, "Auntie, is it okay to borrow some dung?" I have an urgent need. ”

"Do you think I look like a big lady?"

"Auntie?"

"Auntie?"

"Auntie?"

"Well, beauty!"

"Hehe, little brother, what did you just say?"

Finally keep the clouds open and see the moon, ***, the NPCs in the game are so realistic, not to mention those women in reality! It's not good, and I don't like to hear good things from people.

Chen Hao put on a smiling face and said with a smile: "Beauty, do you have poop at home?" ”

The beautiful woman's expression suddenly turned cold, how could there be such a disgusting person in the world?

", what are you looking at?"

Well, the beauty happened to be squatting there to wash clothes, and Chen Hao, a person who "didn't know what to do", was actually staring at other people's buttocks. It's strange to want not to be suspected.

"Ding." A gold coin appeared in Chen Hao's hand, "Hehe, beauty, I need some dung to irrigate the fertile land, I can buy it with money, do you think it's okay?" ”

"Mani!" The beauty's eyes lit up and she stretched out her hand.

“money？” Chen Hao was stunned, this woman who saw the money and opened her eyes even let out a fart. Smiling slightly, Chen Hao shrank his hand to the side and said happily: "Money is not a problem, I just want dung, how much is a bucket, you just ask." ”

"One gold coin."

"Deal."

"Come on, little brother." The beauty smiled and took Chen Hao's hand and walked inside.

"Hey, don't mind, I'm not ZJ, I'm buying, 555555, forget it, come on, ravage me!"

The beauty glanced at him, was stunned, and smiled unconsciously: "What are you talking about?" We don't need you in the countryside to go to the city, come, this is a bucket, if you have two buckets, it will cost two gold coins. ”

Chen Hao wiped his sweat, uh, it turned out that walking along the corner of the wall towards the back, you can reach the back of the farmhouse, there is a dung pit in the back, and it is full of ...... It's disgusting!

"This ......" Chen Hao pinched his nose, 100% realism is really not covered, the smell is ......

"Uncle Farmer, you have worked so hard!" Chen Hao sighed from the bottom of his heart.

Seeing this scene, Chen Hao sighed in his heart, the beautiful NPC was not afraid at all, and helped him to dig two large buckets. Seeing this, Chen Hao couldn't help but let go of his hand, everyone said that three hundred and sixty lines are the champions, but how many people can really fulfill in this direction? There is a big truth in the small things.

The world is like this, what is there to laugh at? Turning up several generations, who is not the descendant of a farmer?

"Do you want me to pick it for you?" The beautiful young woman asked.

"Nope." Chen Hao took a deep breath, although the air was a little foul, he didn't care.

No pain, no gain!

Shaking his head and smiling, Chen Hao looked at the beautiful young woman with a hint of admiration in his eyes, he could not do it in front of the dung pit with the same expression, but what about the peasant woman? It seems to be taken for granted. Now thinking about the look she showed when she saw the gold coin, she actually laughed at her in her heart, and suddenly felt that she was a scum.

A gold coin is nothing to him, but for a peasant woman, it is hard-earned money, even if it is a penny, it is very important. In the past, when I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, I saw those vegetable vendors arguing over a dime or two cents, and I was very contemptuous.

"Let's go!" Chen Hao lifted the flat shoulder to his right shoulder, and gently lifted his body upward, "Uh, this weight ......"

"Will it work?" The beautiful young woman helped him to hold the flat burden.

Chen Hao showed a sunny smile and said, "Don't worry, I can." Hehe, a man can't say no! ”

"Well, you go, come back early."

Chen Hao was stunned, how could he look like waiting for her husband to return?

Hi, it's thinking too much!

One step at a time, it was too full, and there was still some overflow.

Walking on the road of the novice village, the newcomers who came and went pinched their noses in surprise and flashed into the distance.

"Damn, why do you birdmen carry dung around?"

"True Nyima II!"

Chen Hao's cheeks were cold, and his eyes swept like a knife to the people on the left and right: "Fuck you, don't look down on the peasant uncle, Lao Tzu picks up big dung and water vegetables for you to eat, is it easy for me?" Again, get out of the safe zone and do a big job! Do you have the guts? If not, roll the calf for me. ”

"On the afternoon of the hoe that day, the sweat drops of the grass went to the soil, who knew that the meal on the plate, the grains were all hard to feed"

The little buttocks were twisting, the two dung buckets were shaking, Chen Hao did not shy away from the eyes of outsiders, and walked in the novice village with a swagger. If you want to walk from here to the Hundred Flowers Forest, it will be a long way, he is not worried that others will despise him in their hearts and insult him, he is worried about this time period, if someone comes to attack him, it will be bad.

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