Yi Qiu wiped the floor stained by the tea, and sighed that this guy was really dry.

It was less than 1 day since the level of Yiqiu Warrior Monk was raised to level 5, which means that the forum of this plane was only open for less than 1 day, so this guy rushed to the top to get a copy for help.

You must know that asking for help in a copy is equivalent to two people teaming up to get a copy of a real person, and it is face-to-face, even if it can be covered up by a human skin mask or something, but it can't keep people from having any messy identification skills, and it is easy to expose their information.

But considering that this guy is from the Americas, it's understandable.

Unlike the tradition of cautious flower growers, the people of the Americas prefer to be direct, and probably don't do this kind of thing.

So in a game where the whole people grab a chicken to eat, the people of the United States are very miserable......

Everyone was a submachine gun for a while, and as a result, the old yin b in the grass gave biubiubiu, begging for the psychological shadow of the player......

As early as many years ago, Xiang Yu, who was brave enough to be an overlord, was made by Liu Bang, a ruffian, and taught the people of the flower family not to be too straight, and sometimes a little bend can lead to a better ending.

It's just that some people are like this, even if they know that there is a sea of swords and fires in front of them, they will go straight forward, and they would rather bend than bend! If the overlord is bent, how can he be called an overlord?

And Yi Qiu apparently ............ That's not the kind of person.

He is just an ordinary person, he is not afraid of death, but he doesn't want to die even more, he wants to wait until the end of the world and then take a group of young ladies to other planes to inherit the Chinese bloodline......

So he directly ignored this copy of the request for help, he was not persecuted paranoia, but he knew a truth, with a line added to Cao Cao by a screenwriter:

"Why are people's feet the whitest? (Phew, say ass side go)"

"Because it's always hidden."

Lewd development, crazy output, whether it is a game or life, this is a rare secret for the king.

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Yi Qiu clicked on the task list of the plane forum, and then a lot of information swiped out:

"Big Developer World of the Month: Azeroth (Age of the Lich King):

World Keywords: Plague, Scourge, Undead, Magic

Minimum entry level in the world: 10 (creatures below level 10 can also enter, but CSW is not responsible for any consequences)

World Ticket: 5,000 Zongwang Disaster Coins (original price is 10,000 Zongwang Disaster Coins)

Minimum stay in the world: 1 calendar year (Please do not try to challenge the monitoring system of the comprehensive network with skills such as time acceleration)

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The first thing that catches your eye is this month's large-scale development world, Azeroth, a familiar and unfamiliar world for Yi Qiu.

He had traveled to every land in this world (belonging to the tribe) with the orc Xiaode, and was familiar with the bosses of the major camps, especially Queen Sylvanas of the Undercity.

It is worth mentioning that this is the first foreign name NPC that Yi Qiu remembers......

However, now that he has entered Azeroth, it is estimated that he has to choose to be born on the side of the Alliance, which is a relatively unfamiliar field for Yi Qiu.

And if you can see Queen Sylvanas, it is estimated that she will be shot directly into the wall with an arrow......

Kouhu, O my Queen!

Yi Qiu touched his bald head, and then continued to look down, now he can't touch any oil and water when he goes to Azeroth, and the little monsters that he used to kill in seconds can kill him in seconds......

"The character level is detected to be 5, whether to enable the task filtering function (service fee 30 comprehensive network disaster coins/month)."

"On." Yi Qiu touched his bald head, this comprehensive network has absorbed the blood of a certain penguin, and all kinds of additional charges are a thief 6.

"Based on the character as a reward for opening the trading forum on this plane, the service fee will be waived, and the character screening function will be permanently opened."

"Based on the level of the character, the following tasks can be performed:

For the dignity of men! ：

Something terrible happened in the remote and quiet town of Suren - a powerful and crazy magician cast a group of transgender magic, and based on the power of this mage, the effect of the magic lasted for a year.

The change of gender distorts the peaceful life of the town, and people begin to talk about finding a solution, and the original men of the town are ready to ask the priest to carry out a group purification, but the women and some men oppose it.

Now, they have decided to solve this farce in the old traditional way of the town - Ula 1 km!

The race consists of a lap around the broken mountain roads on the outskirts of the town, and the first to come wins! During this period, all means other than weapons and offensive spells are allowed, and flying is also forbidden to add a point.

For the sake of men's dignity, defeat this group of women who want to turn the sky upside down and perverts who don't want to be men!

Campaign Scenario: Small

Minimum campaign entry level: Level 5 (below level 5, you will not receive invitations from the men's faction)

Campaign Ticket: 50 Zongwang Disaster Coins (original price is 100 Zongwang Disaster Coins)

Campaign Victory Condition: Victory over Ula 1 km

Campaign exit conditions: Win a victory of 1 km in Ula or stay for more than 1 natural day, you can choose to withdraw at any time, and the maximum stay time is 2 natural days

Campaign-exclusive Output: Sex Transmutation Scroll

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Yi Qiu touched his bald head, this battle seems to be full of slots, but at present, this is relatively simple.

Now there is a bit of a shortage of comprehensive network disaster coins, so let's brush a wave first.

"Choose to accept the assignment or not: for the dignity of men!"

"Yes!"

"The deduction of 50 Zongwang Disaster Coin has been successful, and the character is being teleported into the battle scene......"

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The familiar feeling of vertigo......

When Yi Qiu woke up from his vertigo, he found himself lying at the entrance of a street:

The narrow pavement, covered with filthy mixture of feces and dirt, the noisy clamor of the nearby bazaar, and the surrounding architecture somewhat resembling a medieval Western town on Earth, filled the air with the smell of feces and the rotting smell of something.

Yi Qiu hurriedly got up from the ground, and then found that he was lying on a pile of hay, and instantly felt very happy.

"Ah, it turns out that you are here, just waiting for you, Ula 100 meters will start soon!" An aunt with a barrel-like figure suddenly burst out of the alley next to her, and then patted Yi Qiu's shoulder with her fan-like hand:

"It's a strong guy, when I was young, I was as strong as you!"

"You are?" Yi Qiu touched his bald head, this aunt has a big hand, he glanced at his health, and it actually dropped by 5%!

"Oh! Knock me on this rotten memory, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm the mayor of this town - that's not much! Welcome to Surenl! Because of some reasons that everyone knows, the town is in a mess right now, and as the mayor I hope to solve these troubles sooner, and if you can help us win Ula 1, I'll give you some extra small gifts! ”

"The current situation is not good, the women and those perverts who choose eggs have invited a lot of people: Bard Galleth, weapon master Zhao Bingzhi, and the best Ulla 100-mile player in our town - Bu Yaojir!" The mayor of the town led Yi Qiu through the messy buildings and briefed Yi Qiu on the situation.

"I'm the only one on our side?" Yi Qiu asked suspiciously.

"Of course...... Yes! You have to know that men don't care much about money, so we don't have enough pay to attract those adventurers, thank God, you're still there! Mayor Mare, with some embarrassment, touched her barrel-like belly.