Chapter 246: Wonderful
Seeing Li Dong, Cao Junshao couldn't help but show a disgusted expression. His opponent is Obari, not even a woman like Xana, so naturally he doesn't take this declining nobleman of the capital area in his eyes. The city's temperament, that is to give the opponent the same status. Therefore, Cao Junshao's disgusted expression was very obvious, and there was no need to cover it up at all.
Li Dong raised his eyebrows. Last time, the man with glasses was made by him, and he was forced to be helpless, and he really went up to kiss Xia Na's tough girl, and now there are still people who dare to use their nostrils to snort (despise) Uncle Ben. See how Lao Tzu plays with you!
All of this actually happened in an instant. On the surface, the two sides just saw each other for a moment, and then Li Dong smiled and took the initiative to come up.
"Captain?" Li Dong didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and pronounced the word "Cao" in the third tone as the word "" in the first tone, and with his obscene tone and expression, it was difficult not to misunderstand.
Cao Junshao was indifferent, and moved his steps to the side slightly. I really can't stand this person's obscene atmosphere. If he could, now Cao Junshao would definitely ask someone to knock him down and disfigure, which is equivalent to plastic surgery.
Cao Junshao's retreat can even be said to have a slight taste of escape, which makes the nature of Li Dong's prank even stronger.
As a result, after he shouted to attract the attention of the other party, Li Dong said with a smile: "Hey, brother, I will perform a stunt of mine for you." "Under his eyes, he is full of little evil.
Cao Junshao frowned, took a step back again, and at the same time poured his toes hard, and if something was wrong, he directly kicked the disgusting guy in front of him away.
However, obviously, Cao Junshao underestimated Li Dong's lewdness index. I saw him stretch out his middle finger, just like just now, and thrust it into his nostrils, and then violently buckled it again, and the gloomy expression on his face did not decrease but increased.
"That's how it feels!" he said with a shameless laugh.
Cao Junshao's face instantly changed from white to red, miserable and white, and hurriedly took out his handkerchief and covered his mouth and nose, afraid that the foul breath and bacteria on the other party's body would spread through the air, and at the same time kicked Li Dong fiercely, covered his mouth, and spit out a muddy word: "Get out!"
Originally, Li Dong watched it interestingly, and after the prank was over, he no longer embarrassed this young man, but this guy was still so uncivilized and impolite (this is a typical villain sue first), and he decided to continue to tease him while flashing a kick.
"Young Master Cao originally thought that my performance was not exciting enough, so I am optimistic, my stunt is here. After speaking, I saw that Li Dong suddenly pulled out the finger that was inserted into his nostril, and then he actually put it in his mouth.
In the mouth!
He squinted his eyes and gave a fucking chew on his face as if he were enjoying a feast of pure wild beef.
Chew it!
"It's so delicious!" Li Dong smiled, his tongue still beating on the roof of his mouth, "It's just a little sticky and salty, don't drink so much water next time." ”
“......”
Cao Junshao's face had a mu ran, mu ran, mu ran, mu ran, mu ran, suddenly turned around decisively and vomited. He vomited so much that he was in a position to vomit out his stomach and gallbladder together.
", this time it's too big, won't you be so excited?" Li Dong was speechless, looked at his moist ring finger, and said innocently, "Your eyes are too short-sighted, I used my middle finger to buckle my nose, and the one I put in my mouth is obviously my ring finger!" said and shrugged his shoulders.
Cao Jun heard the words, barely stopped his desire to vomit, turned around, and stared at Li Dong deadly, if his eyes could also kill, Li Dong had been Ling Chi countless times.
Of course, this kind of eye attack is too small for Li Dong, who has already fused his face with the muscles inside, regardless of you and me, he shrugged his shoulders helplessly, stroked his face with his hand, and sighed lightly: "Hey, this person, it's a sin to be handsome, even men look at me with such envy, jealousy and hatred, being an excellent strange man like me, it means that the pressure is very high!
Don't be surprised, when Li Dong said the last sentence, it was because when he felt sorry for himself, the hand he used to touch his face was the same hand that licked his fingers before......
And he also wiped his middle and ring fingers on his face......
If you don't know what's on his two fingers, look closely, and look closely......
Anyway, Cao Junshao saw it clearly, because of the low-level mistake just now, he vomited in vain, this time he saw it very clearly, that's right, Li Dong wiped two dirty fingers on his face, in addition to the shiny saliva, there is also a gray inexplicable guy, what people call boogers......
Cao Junshao's little face, whiter than paper, turned his head and continued the unfinished business - vomiting, vomiting.
Li Dong wiped the dirt off his face with his hands, and because of this behavior that hurt others and was not beneficial to himself, he thought he smiled honestly, but no matter how he looked at it, it made people feel very black.
Sure enough, people, you can't get used to it, the more you get used to it, the more fucked you are. If Lao Tzu is paired with this little white face surnamed Cao, who has an obvious habit of cleanliness, and carries two pieces of grain reincarnation in his hand, the winning rate is not 100%.
"Smack!"
Li Dong was slapped on the back of the head, and when he turned around, it was Xia Na in military uniform, who had a disgusting look on her face.
"Hey, hey, ...... Xia"
Before Li Dong could finish speaking, he was cut off by Xia Na.
"Don't come here, otherwise the old lady will chop you up directly!" stepped back, and then warned, Xia Na was rude about it, "I'll come, it's just that Instructor Lei asked me to inform the two of you that the next game is the semi-finals, and the combat mode will be changed at that time." Xia Na's words were actually just said to Li Dong, but the latter didn't notice it, so he didn't pay too much attention to it, and it wasn't until now that Li Dong really understood an idiom of the Mohan clan - want to cry without tears.
"I just bullied people, but as a result, I didn't expect it......" Li Dong muttered.
In the semi-finals of the selection, there is no longer a one-on-one competition for command level as before, but a random combination of two and two, as teammates, and then compete with another group. That's right, because of someone's "Heavenly Remnant Hand", Li Dong and "Jade-faced Fox" Cao Jun are one less group, and the rest are naturally a group of tsundere "Queen" Xia Na and "Crazy" Obari.
"I'm against it! I ask for a single fight, so that he is a heroic warrior of the Eastern Shenwu Empire!" Li Dong wanted to cry without tears, so he could only raise his hand to express his opposition and strong dissatisfaction with this group, and looked at the banner of promise.
Cao Junshao didn't say anything, just glanced at Li Dong coldly, his eyes were like knives, and he silently raised his hand. I'm against it too! This is his silent protest.
Ray Lincius deserves the name of "cold-faced superman", and when he saw such an outrageous behavior, he didn't blink his eyes, and said plainly: "Opposition is invalid." The army is a place of discipline and cooperation, not a stage for individual heroes. You are now grassroots officers who can lead company-level units, and you are not a time to compete for blood, but to pay attention to teamwork. A successful battle is not a victory in one aspect, but a victory in the overall situation, so you may meet someone you hate in the battle in the future, but as long as he is still your ally, you must exclude personal emotions and win the battle, I will follow you in private two dog-eat-dog what it looks like!"
As he spoke, Lin Xius intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Li Dong and Cao Junshao, who were in a cold war, and looked at Obari and Xana, who were competing with each other. The corners of his mouth were faintly hooked up with a small arc.
Cao Junshao was silent, slowly put down his originally straight arm, without saying a word, wiped his hands with the handkerchief on his chest, and wiped his five fingers one by one, moving slowly, revealing an elegance and calmness that only the imperial royal family has, the frost on his face before was gone, or rather, the ice was buried by him at a deeper seabed.