Chapter 1 I'm not called Pea, please call me a superhero
preface
This is an earth-like world, and the people here call it Miritsu. It is divided into four sections: Youma, Liuyue, Shan and Diguo Building. (It is also the country of sunshine, the country of the city that never sleeps, the country of the water city, and the country of the sky)
The economic core of the world: calendula, they are the economic chain of the world, with a special ability to produce gold coins. (Although some zombies also drop the same amount of gold, the exact reason is unknown.) The core of the enhancement is the Sunflower race, and its special ability is to produce sunlight. (As we all know, sunlight is for eating!) ^V^)
In addition, there are many kinds of ability races, each of which is tied to each other, and over time, a prosperous scene has been formed.
Until one day, a science superstar from Earth passed away mysteriously, and the world was turned upside down - zombies!
(Basic Settings)
Calendula flowers are divided into different grades, which are distinguished by different colors. In general, calendula dwellers will have a corresponding color calendula pattern on their clothes to distinguish them. The color grades from lowest to highest are: white, green, yellow, blue, red, orange, purple. Of course, the color grade of the commissioned task is also divided according to the color grade of the calendula. However, this does not mean that the color of the calendula will necessarily be the same as the color of the mission, depending on the task.
Concentrate:
Here's a summary of what some of the article's special symbols mean.
The "()" is often used to denote the psychological depiction of a character. I'm used to it, forgive me~
() parentheses are used for special cases such as scene switching, recall switching, etc., and are generally used at the top.
"(#@/)" is Dave's special language expression! ←_←
"This is Penny's way of expressing language! →_→
Tips:
This work is all out of love for the game "Plants vs. Zombies".,Special for this fanfiction.。 The whole article is anthropomorphic.,The plant protagonists are homo-humanized into human-like people who are easy to move (of course, zombies are still those zombies (^-^)),There may be some characters whose images can't meet the anthropomorphic image in everyone's mind.,Please understand⊙_⊙。
I try to recreate the various settings in the game into the novel, including a lot of details (e.g. mini-games, order of getting plants, etc.). Of course, there are also some settings that are original to you⊙▽⊙
So, that's the end of the gossip, and it's about to start a wonderful adventure in time and space......
The sun poured on the green lawn, and an ordinary tree looked a little lonely on the wide lawn. The boy in a black T-shirt and khaki overalls leaned against a tree, his black hair couldn't seem to hide his enthusiasm. Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the green dull hair on the top of his head, which moves against the wind and rests with the wind, as if comparable to the plants and trees in the world, laughing at the appearance of all things in the world.
The boy closed his eyes and folded his arms in his hands, as if the world would be in for a catastrophe as soon as he opened his eyes. He unhurriedly pulled out a green pistol from his waist pocket, and the gun was also printed with the pattern of a pea, which resembled a pea, but its face resembled that of a tender and resolute archer. Therefore, people affectionately call this kind of pea with a face, the pea shooter (hardcore description, no explanation)
Then I saw that he kept doing very excessive things to this gun (well, actually, touching~kissing~ or something) and muttering: "My good buddy, you will be a superhero with me, you say?" As soon as the words fell, the stunned hair stood up, "It seems that an uninvited guest has come!" He opened his eyes, and his blue eyes were blazing with fire.
Not far away, three gray-cyan monsters, wearing brown suits, red ties, white shirts, and blue half-legged polyester pants, stepped onto the lawn. Their eyes are dull, their pupils are small, and they resemble marionettes. Only the low panting sound that makes people feel the numbness of the "brain" make people realize that this is a living thing. Slowly, but without losing their wist, they walked towards the boy.
"Hmph, you've come just in time. Listen up! I am the invincible hand of the zombies all over the world, and the hero of Qingcao Town, Pea Xiaodou is also! If you run into me today, you're out of luck! He put on a martial arts posture, and his lines were also said with ease. But the monsters were indifferent, and still staggered forward with all their strength. "A zombie was hit by a green ball-shaped UFO, and he froze in place, as if relieved by a puppet's curse, although it was short-lived, but as he said, the zombie's pupils widened for a moment. It seems that as long as you increase the firepower, you can tear this rotten coat and return with the mermaid princess in her shell (well, I'm foolish, nothing actually happened, not even standing still). )
"Damn, this is different from what I see on TV, those heroes are shot one by one, why, why is there nothing wrong with this zombie?" He looked at the loaded bullet while being annoyed, there were still four peas left, and if he wanted to reload them, he had to wait until the peas he produced reached five, making peas was one of his major drawbacks, one would take a minute, plus the lack of rate of fire and power, it was hard to imagine how difficult it would be to kill a zombie, let alone three.
So,,, he did the rest with all the rest - the first shot: he gave a thumbs up, pulled the trigger, and the peas swooped down like arrows (and then passed them by,,,) and the second shot: he yelled, "I'm going to cut off your heads for my collection!" Third shot: "I'm going to be a big hero!" I want the whole world to know about me! "Fourth shot: Due to the mistakes of the first few shots, this time, he finally gathered the strength of a lifetime of breastfeeding: "Go to!" Scatter coins! ”
This is historic, and it is an indispensable roar in the long river of trickling. I saw "she" have a platonic hug with the zombie in the middle. Even if she is shattered, "she" still holds the belief that "if you don't finish all your zombies, you won't give up". Therefore, "she" is worthy of our respect, "she" graceful figure in the moment of hugging the puppet's skull burst into an incomparably brilliant fireworks, and the suits of the other two zombies are also full of "her" fragrance. And so -- nothing happened,,,,
"Hey hey (awkward smile), uncles, the weather is nice today! How to get to Baiyun Town? …… Belch...... Hehe~ If you don't know, I'll go ask someone else, thank you, uncle, bye! Seeing that the situation was not good, Xiaodou ran away, and the zombies suddenly sped up their pace as if they had eaten chicken blood (although it looked no different from the original, after all, children can't run fast).
"Help! It's just that there is no one on the street at this time! He complained as he ran for his life on the asphalt. The street is lonely with four figures chasing each other, and the compact houses on the street are even quieter at the moment.
"That's right! Pregnant! Police station! As he spoke, he ran in the direction of the police station, but the zombies were still in pursuit.
"Help, help, help......" At the moment, in a police station that is not magnificent, two middle-aged men are standing on both sides of the door with machine guns on their backs, with brown-green helmets on their heads, and the word "pea" is also printed on the helmets.
"What's going on!" The two spoke in unison.
"After, back" Xiaodou panted, pointing behind him, and the three zombies were close at hand.
"HQ HQ! Here is 813, 814, the zombies are dispatched, asking for instructions. ”
("Quantity") on the other end of the phone.
"Three"
(Type)
"Bald Head (Normal Zombie)"
("Resolved")
"Roger!" (Click) the sound of the walkie-talkie turning off.
"Dude, let's go!" 813 unloads the machine gun on his back.
"Na! Yes, I'm going to kill today! 814 responded.
After speaking, the two strong men rushed away like a cabbage with a reduced price.
"Bang Bang" The three bald heads slammed into the asphalt with ease, which looked particularly dazzling in the sunlight.
"Hey! I'm winning," 813 rubbed 814.
"Fart, the third is just my head!" 814 retorted unconvinced.
"But I've shot a lot!"
"I've got a lot of heads!"
(The two argue)
(Is this, that is, the gap?) It turns out that I ...... Damn, what can I count as now...... No way! I'm going to be a superhero! "Bean thought.
(The two are still arguing)
"That, uncle was so handsome just now! I also want to be a majestic policeman! ”
"Huh?" The synchronization rate of the two is online
"No, what can you do? You can't even pick up the water," 814 looked haughty.
"Go back to the warm bed of your own home, and with your parents, the children should be the flowers in the greenhouse to bathe in the warm sunshine," 813 mocked.
"No, I don't want to make any flowers, even if I can't pick up water now, over time, I will definitely be able to ......"
"What do you mean? Do you think being a hero is as simple as carrying water? ”
"Let's go back quickly."
"I, I ......"
(Memories of Little Bean) five years ago
Grass Town is in a sea of fire, zombies are rampant, and on the shattered concrete square, a little girl with brown and yellow hair curls up, her fair face sticking to the dust and looking even more lonely. There are no less than ten zombies around them, and they are approaching step by step.
"Stop! Don't, don't come here again, or I'm welcome! A little boy stretched out his arms and turned his back to the little girl, the green fur on his head trembling in the smoke of gunfire.
"Ha~n~" "rua~nzi" The zombies let out a low roar and moved closer to the boy.
"Don't, don't be afraid, there is, I'm here" The little boy shuddered, subconsciously spreading his arms and trying to wrap around the little girl. Seeing the zombies approaching step by step - "Boom! "The concrete floor was struck by the light waves that fell from the sky, causing a pit of dust. Soon, the smoke cleared, and a slender figure gradually appeared. Although he was dressed in green, he was also heroic - in addition, the blue braids that reached his heels, the pale green holographic mask, the green sword pinned to his waist, and the light armor in the green futuristic style, all looked like a king.
"This is not something you can trample on!" The sword was unsheathed, and the ring of green light spread out like thunder—dozens of heads were perfectly separated from the body.
"Wow~! ~! Ahh,,,,,h
"The zombies in the neighborhood have been cleaned up, you stay here and don't move, there will be soldiers coming and taking you back later."
"Big, big brother, what was that trick just now? Well, that's amazing! Can you teach me?" the little boy looked longing.
"How old are you?"
"Huh? ,, I'm five years old."
"Huh! That's pretentious! The man's tone was cold.
"Huh?"
"Five-year-old, rushing into the zombie pile!?" The man's eyes sharpened
"I, I don't know why,...... It's just that when I saw that she was about to be eaten by zombies, my body involuntarily rushed in. The boy gestured to the little girl.
"Hmph, what an involuntary" the man's tone was full of disdain.
"I, I really just wanted to save her, so, so I didn't think about it that much." The little boy looked aggrieved.
"What if I don't come, if the soldiers don't find you? What are the consequences now, you should be clear! ”
"......" The little boy did not speak.
“…… Uh-huh......" The man glanced at the boy and stopped, then leaped up and disappeared into the square.
(Either way, I'm going to prove it to you!) The boy's eyes lit up with fighting spirit.
(In front of the police station)
"I'm going to make you look good!" Shodo's eyes filled with fireworks and he left the police station.
"Hmph, the kid who stinks and hasn't dried up" 813
"Whatever, stand guard." 814 was bored.
"Ahem, what are you two talking about? It's so lively. A deep, magnetic voice came from behind them, causing them to shiver.
"Huh? Master Chief has worked hard! "The two-person synchronization rate is online again. A handsome man stood in the aisle with a coffee cup, wearing the same helmet as the two men, but the pattern was very different from theirs - two bars with a ring in the middle, not words, and seemed to be a relatively high official position. The light blue hair under the helmet is neatly combed, and the blue eyes against the snow-white skin are even more beautiful, just like the blue dew eyes kissed by the gods.
"Report, report to Master Chief, we're summarizing the data on zombie kills!"
"Really? I look like you're bullying a child, and they're about to burst into tears," Master Chief teased slightly.
(Hey, Master Chief is a well-known cow tendon, how can it be broken?) 813 winked at 814.
(Yes, don't look at Srisven on the flat ground, provoking him is worse than throwing stones at the villagers.) 814 responded
(I think it's better to say it directly, if you lie to him, it may not be as simple as rolling up and leaving, I guess I have to go to see the ancestor) 813 looked helpless.
(…… )814。
"Have you organized the language?" Master Chief squinted his eyes and smiled kindly.
"Eh!!" The two were shocked.
"We did say that kid!" 813 resolutely.
"Huh?!" The Master Chief's eyes were slightly open, revealing a few traces of red light.
"Non-commissioned officer, oh no! Father! Listen to me, because he said he wanted to get stronger or something, and he was undoubtedly going to die like this, right? So ......" 814 hurriedly hugged his thigh.
"So, did you use words that hurt people's self-esteem?" The Master Chief's tone seemed to be calmer, and he rubbed his chin in one hand, thoughtfully.
"It's over, it's over, it's dead!" The two hugged each other and burst into tears.
"Although, your actions are very hateful. But, as you say, what can he do now? What should be relied upon to achieve the righteousness of the mouth? However, maybe this child can make people overjoyed? Hmph~" The master chief put one hand in his coat pocket, sipped coffee, walked to the door, and looked at the street in front of him.
"Strange! Master Chief actually, he didn't go crazy? 814 whispered.
"Could it be that he agrees with us?" 813 is skeptical. "That, Master Chief, if it's okay, you see it's time to change shifts, let's go back first, I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan!"
"I didn't say anything like agreeing with you!" Master Chief had a happy look on his face. "You probably won't be able to go back today, and the two little comrades who changed shifts said they couldn't come today because of something, so, you know"
"Click" (the sound of the walkie-talkie turning off.) Master Chief squinted and shook the walkie-talkie in front of the two of them, then handed them the coffee and left happily.
"Damn! It's clear that they deliberately let them go on vacation! Chief's new attribute GET--belly black! "813 is loveless.
"Defei, Defei, it's really sassy" De "flying" 814 wants to cry without tears.
"Grunt~" The sound of drinking coffee.
"Hmm! ,,Ha~~~, this coffee is so delicious"
"Really, really? I'll taste ,,,,,poof!!! What the hell! ”
On the long streets, the green-haired boy walked lonely, and because the neighborhood was uninhabited, he was even more lonely and pitiful. The boy bit his lip, suppressing the grievances in his heart. Until, the gradually clear and ethereal singing voice came into my ears......
Before he knew it, he had walked to Times Square, the most prosperous part of Grass Town, which was also the place where he met the hero at that time......
"There'sazombieonyourlawn, There'sazombieonthelawn..."The square was crowded with people, all the residents of Grassy Town, and people from other towns also flocked. The singing voice shuttled between the ears of the crowd like a silver bell, refreshing people's hearts.
Because the stage in the center of the square was very high, even outside the crowd, he could find the familiar figure in the crowd at a glance. -- Short wavy brown head, bright and blurred brown pupils, golden gown with green leaf trim - just out of reach. Xiaodou was convinced that this was a thought that he would never be able to reach in his life, and put his hands in his pockets and was about to leave. As everyone knows, she on stage also saw him in the crowd, just when the song was about to end.
The song "Wedon'twantzombiesonthelawn......" slowly stopped.
"Next, let's move on to the next part, a random lucky audience draw! The selected audience will dance with our big star, Miss Aoi!! A man wearing fancy triangular glasses and a flower turban roared wildly with a microphone, and the square burst into flames. Next, the Prize Machine! Please give us your miracle! At the end of the sentence, hundreds of drones flashed dazzling lights over the square.
“Bingo!!!!” The lights of the drones went out one by one, and the audience became depressed one after another. Then, all eyes moved in the direction of the lights—a green, stupid, and bad-looking boy.
"Eh!!!!!!!" The crowd exclaimed.
"What! That's it."
"Shady? Oh no way, the precious Aoi Aoi won't have anything to do with this kid. ”
"It's not fair, I'm afraid he's not stepping on shit. Oh no, he can't be rude in front of Xiao Kui, he can only be regarded as having accumulated a lot of virtue for an unknown number of lifetimes. ”
"Angry crying!"
"%*@" Everyone sighed constantly.
"Everyone, please be quiet! This is the decision of the prize machine, and it also represents the will of our honorable Miss Aoi! Do you want to go against this will? Or is it against our dear Miss Aoi? The man in the triangular glasses put his mouth on the microphone. So, next, it's time for us, the lucky audience, to take to the stage! Everyone looked at Xiaodou hatefully.
"Me, huh?" Shodou was a little incredulous. "No, no, no, the lights must be in the wrong place." As he spoke, he moved his little feet out of the range of the light. Then, the drone followed with interest.
"Hmm......" Xiaodou blushed and moved away again, however, the drone followed closely, and just like that, it appeared! Secret technique - repeated horizontal jumps.
"Please, this lucky audience member will come on stage as soon as possible!" The man in triangular glasses turned up the volume to the maximum. In an instant, the scene boiled again.
"Hey, this kid owes it!"
"Don't grind! Hurry up! ”
"Let the goddess wait for you?!"
"Hey, hey, guys, I don't think this kid is qualified to go on stage in a bright way! I see, let's just escort him to the stage! ”
"That's it, everyone together, let this kid have a long memory, if the first meeting with the goddess is like this, it will be enough for him to regret it for a lifetime, everyone!" Before Xiaodou came back to his senses, he was already raised high by everyone.
"Wait," a kingfisher-like voice burst out of the stage. "Dear partners, thank you for your love for me, and please let him go first, count my request, okay?" The voice was enough to suffocate people, and although the sound stopped, the sound was lingering.
"Yes, yes, the goddess can say anything, hehe."
"Everybody, put it down, let it go!" Everyone threw their hands away, leaving Xiaodou alone in the air in an elegant posture, and then ......
"Ah!!h Beans slammed to the ground. "It hurts me, ouch~~" touching the poor backyard.
"What are you still rubbing? Want to get beaten up, right? "A spectator clenched his fists and wanted to punch Xiaodou.
"Hmm......" Xiaodou pushed his ass and staggered onto the stage.
"Hahahaha!" The laughter of the crowd.
"Really, is that him?" The yellow-haired girl looked at Xiaodou who was walking towards the stage and whispered to herself. "Hello, my name is Xiang Xiaokui, what about you?" The yellow-haired girl smiled brightly and stretched out a cute little hand to Shodou.
(The jealous look in the audience's eyes)
"Ah~ahh Pea, peacock beans! Xiaodou's face turned red to the extreme, her little hand trembled terribly, and she grabbed the yellow-haired girl's little hand tightly, and let go of it all at once. I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. ”
"It's okay~ I'm more nervous than you on stage for the first time~" Xiaokui comforted Xiaodou very understandingly. "That, host, I still have a small request~" The girl motioned for the man in triangular glasses to come over, and whispered something to him.
"Ahem, congratulations to our lucky audience for a special dance with our noble little princess Aoi! Please put on the headphones printed with Xiaokui's signature issued earlier, and slowly savor this feast of sound and shape! After speaking, the host turned up the volume of the headphones.
"Na~ Brother Xiaodou~ Since the drone chose you, it can be regarded as a kind of fate~ So, can you dance with me again later?" Xiaokui approached Xiaodou and whispered. In an instant, the green silly hair seemed to have been struck by lightning, and the dance steps were also chaotic.
The audience didn't seem to notice it because they were immersed in the world of music.
"Huh?! Ah," Bean's whole body flushed.
"Well~ That's it, I won't let you dance in vain, let's have a dance competition, the loser, hmm~~ I have to satisfy the wish of the winner! What do you think? Don't you boys like something a little challenging? Hey~" Aoi's tone was slightly playful.
",,,So, the specific rules?"
"Let's finish this dance and change to one that none of us have danced before, and then, whoever can't keep up with the beat first, will lose, how about it?" Aoi looks confident.
"Okay, okay~" Xiaodou looked at the audience under the stand and didn't say anything. The music slowed down, and gradually, the music stopped.
"Good! Please dear audience and friends, don't take off your headphones in a hurry, and then there is an impromptu dance show prepared for you by our princess, which she has never danced before, but she insists on performing it for everyone. So, for the sake of the princess's courage, please finish tasting this last easter egg with peace of mind. After the host finished speaking, there was no noise, it seemed that the soul of the audience had already been taken away by Xiao Kui's dancing. The music sounded again, faster than the rhythm at the beginning, and there was a sudden stop, and the two of them were busy with their steps.
"Why didn't you see it at first, it turns out that Brother Xiaodou is so good at dancing, hum~" Xiaokui pouted.
"Ah~ I often see the "dancing" of those heroes on TV, and I feel very spirited, so I learned some "Xiaodou's eyes lit a fire again."
"Hmph, that's not a dance at all, stingy, don't tell me." Xiaokui pushed Xiaodou away with elegant dance steps, and if she didn't want to, Xiaodou also turned over beautifully. At this time, the music suddenly sped up, and it was almost impossible to care about the beauty, and the two hurriedly stepped on the spot. However, Xiaodou seems to have a slight advantage.
"Ahh Xiao Kui didn't keep up with the rhythm, her foot bent, and she was about to fall.
"Hey!" Xiaodou's body jumped over involuntarily, and hugged Xiaokui at the moment when she was about to fall. The music slowed down, and the two of them met eye contact unfortunately, and the temperature of their faces rose sharply. (Appeared!) Bloody routine! )
"You, are you alright?" Bean suppressed her red face.
"Hmm~eh! No, it's fine! Xiaokui pushed Xiaodou away, blushing on both sides. Hmph, you've won, satisfied, right? As he spoke, tears immediately puffed up in his eyes.
"Huh! No, no, no, I actually lost, you, look, I got a knee on the ground, you see- ouch! Xiaodou hurriedly comforted him, and a spirit knelt on the ground.
"Huhu~" Xiaokui was amused and covered her mouth, and the tears in her eyes were squeezed out.
"That, thank you for inviting me to dance today, I'll go back first if I have something to do, thank you~" Xiaodou subconsciously glanced at the audience and found that something was wrong - a pair of red eyes of a pair of wolves stared at him directly. So Huh, thirty-six plans for the upper plan, Xiaodou fled the square quickly like an arrow from a lost bow.
Just as he turned around, Aoi accidentally saw a gun pouch with a pea shooter pattern on his waist. "Really, is that him?" Xiao Aoi looked at the distant beans. "But why are you, 'them'?"
"Huh~Huh~Huh~Huh~Ha~" Xiaodou lay on the lawn and panted.
"Ha~ha~ha~ The heartbeat is so fast, I have never had it before. No, no, no, I'm a superhero, I can't be defeated by this kind of thing" Xiaodou slapped his face with both hands.
"I don't want to think about it, go back and pack my luggage, and I must prove it to them!" As he spoke, he got up and walked into the distance, but he didn't know that in a dark corner behind him, a dark green eye was approaching step by step......
Tips: As a fungus that can be seen or not, there are trace spoilers. So, please be cautious when consuming. The best way to eat: If you see the plot that you don't understand later, you can look back and take a look, and then you will suddenly open up (although this popular science is useless⊙ω⊙)
Popular Science (1) about some settings in my novels:
Pea: 10 years old, the ability to produce peas is extremely "outstanding"! What the? You want to suck my ,,,,,, hair!
Regarding the production capacity of peas: one pea is produced in a minute, but in terms of storage, it can only be stored in the pistol, and the pistol is set to five bullets to be successfully loaded.
Regarding the Gun Pouch: It also has the function of storing peas, but it can only trigger the storage mechanic when the battle is triggered, and peas in non-combat situations will disappear for a period of time if they are not present in the pistol (the production mechanics of other plants also follow the combat and non-combat mechanics)
About Combat Trigger: Triggered when encountering a zombie, when the plant hero's product is in a state where it does not despawn. Until there are no zombies in the field of vision, exit the combat mechanic after five minutes. Of course, the products of the plant also revert to the corresponding disappearance time mechanism.
Qingcao Town: Youma Country is divided into four areas: Qingcao Town, Baiyun Town, Flower Town, and Green Tree Town. Of course, each area will also have its own small block, small mountain village or something. (Learn more about the field zone)
Heroes on TV: A fandom adapted from the big hero Green Shadow Knight, and it's a show that bear kids like Shodou like to watch.
Police Station: As a setting of the four major plates in the whole world, the police force of each section is also different, for example, the police force of Youma Country is all pea shooters.