Gangbuk City

At 9 p.m., gather at the bar

"Nani!!"

Ye Dongsheng squirted out a mouthful of Niulanshan, and several buddies in the card seat were stunned, looking at Lu Yuan blankly:

"You! You touched Director Lee's chest! ”

The bar was very dark, Lu Yuan raised his head and drank the wine in the cup, nodded drunkenly, and suddenly wanted to cry again: "I really didn't mean to have a problem, who knew that Director Li would go to me, so I stretched my waist and ........."

This is a long story, in the afternoon there was a problem with the program of the company's website, he was called to the supervisor's office to fix the program, who knew that after the repair, he stretched his waist, and put his left hand directly on the chest of Li Jiawen who came from behind.

In that instant, the entire office was petrified.

"Wow!"

Several people couldn't help but exclaim, Ye Dongsheng couldn't bear to cover his face directly: "It's over, it's over, it's over, you actually dare to touch that tigress, waiting to be expelled." ”

Who doesn't know that Li Jiawen, the big supervisor in their department, is a well-known tigress, who was once considered to have early menopause, especially this woman has one of the biggest characteristics, that is, she is particularly scolding.

As long as you make mistakes at work.

Oh no

Then you'll be miserable.

It is said that there was once a little programmer in the company who was scolded by the woman for writing the code incorrectly, and he cried on the spot, and resigned and left the company.

"I'm done, completely finished."

Lying on the wine table, Lu Yuan covered his face, he could already imagine the scene tomorrow, the scolded head was bleeding, and then he got out of the company with something.

He really wanted to cry.

After graduating for so many years, it's rare to get off work early, and the brothers plan to have a drink in the bar, who knows that there is such a thing when they get off work soon.

At this time, seeing him drunk alone next to him, Wang Kai didn't know what to say, others didn't have time to hide when they saw the tigress hiding, this kid was good, and he gave it a special hand.

"But if you think about it, it seems that since this kid joined the company, Li Jiawen's woman has never scolded him." Ye Dongsheng suddenly turned his head, Wang Kai was stunned, and nodded thoughtfully:

"yes, it seems like that."

"Every day when I see him, I will greet him inexplicably."

"Advance notice when the meeting is held."

"Invite him to lunch every day......."

"And did you find out, after Li Jiawen was touched by Lu Yuan today, she didn't get angry, she just took a look and left."

"yes, I saw her blushing too."

Li Jiawen is the director of their department, although she is in her thirties, she is extremely exquisitely maintained, with a plump body, long hair to her waist, and a kind of mature and charming beauty, if it is not for her temper is too stinky, I am afraid there will be no fewer suitors.

"So........" The corners of Ye Dongsheng's mouth began to twitch: "I'm a child, then Li Jiawen, won't she be interesting to this kid." ”

"The old cow gnaws on the tender grass!"

Wang Kai was also stimulated, if it weren't for this factor, then why would Li Jiawen be so good to this kid.

"What kind of shit luck is this kid, isn't he a little more handsome than Lao Tzu, I didn't expect Li Jiawen to fall in love with him." Ye Dongsheng is envious, although the woman has a bad temper and is a little older, but her figure and appearance are not to say, especially if there is money in the family, this kid is completely on his thighs!

In fact, they don't want to admit that when they were in college, this kid was the face of the entire computer department.

"Alas, I think Li Jiawen just likes this kid's honesty, it's hard to find honest people these days." Wang Kai shook his head, and there was also a strong jealousy in his voice, if it continued like this, this kid would be the old woman's dish sooner or later.

With the vinegary exchange between the two people, Lu Yuan stood up at this time and said drunkly:

"What are you talking about?"

"Aha, nothing, nothing,, you kid drank all the wine! Don't die! Ye Dongsheng opened his mouth wide, and Lu Yuan waved his hand drunkenly:

"Forget it, you guys keep drinking, I'll go back to sleep, go to the company early tomorrow to pack up my things, write a resignation report, and look for a job by the way."

"Don't think so, maybe there's a turnaround."

"Hopefully, let's go."

With that, he staggered out of the bar.

...............

Time, eleven o'clock in the evening

There is an inexplicable coolness in Jiangbei City on a midsummer night, fading away from the heat of noon, and the refreshing wind is sprinkled on the streets where the lights are shining.

"Gross!"

Holding on to the telephone pole and vomiting, Lu Yuan covered his stomach, his stomach was uncomfortable, and his brain was even more dizzy and couldn't distinguish the direction.

The gastric juice was about to vomit out, and it took him a long time before he tore off his suit and tie and sat on the road panting.

The sky is full of stars, and the silver moon is shining

Looking at the stars in the night sky weakly, the star in the north is always the brightest, looking at it, Lu Yuan's eyes gradually became blurred.

I can't remember how long it's been since I've been looking at the stars so quietly, and since graduating from college, I've faced tired social pressures and mountains of code every day.

When I think back to how happy my college days were, I realized how easy it was to go to school when I entered the society, and I had so much time to watch dramas and watch anime.

Every day, you don't have to think about the code, you don't have to think about the mortgage, the car loan, the family or anything, everything is your own will to be happy, and follow the two-dimensional happy fat house life.

Especially today, when the brain is short-circuited, the ground is actually broken on the supervisor's head, and this job will definitely not be saved.

Not to mention that he was going to be ridiculed by his peers, now that he is about to run for the third age, but he hasn't even pulled his sister's hand, Lu Yuan's face is gradually filled with numbness.

Everyone aspires to grow up.

As everyone knows, it deceives your youth and frivolity, annihilates your dreams, and when you are old and twilight, you are ashamed to dissuade you, this is growth.

What should I do in the future?

Life......

"! When will I have a girlfriend! When will I have the life I want! Lao Tzu wants a girlfriend! Girlfriend! A one-meter-eight girlfriend! Lao Tzu also wants to be kissed and hugged and held high! Akua save me!! Lu Yuan looked up to the sky and shouted.

Why!

What's wrong with programmers!

Programmers want spring too!

Throwing everything away, he ran forward with the bottle in his arms, with tears and grief, with a desire for the opposite sex, he was going to wander, he was going to be unrestrained, he was going to the programmer's paradise.

He's going to heaven with two dimensions.

He staggered under his feet, and his speed was not much faster, but at this moment, the scene in front of him suddenly blurred, and everything began to distort, except for him who was still running in place.

The strange scene Lu Yuan didn't pay attention to, he just wanted to run, and ran forward with all his might.

The streets and buildings in front of him were no longer familiar, and as he shuttled, ancient giant trees slowly appeared around him, turning into an ancient forest.

Just behind him, a moss-mottled ancient monument stood quietly:

【Star Dou Great Forest】

.............

I don't know how far I ran, Lu Yuan stopped, raised his head and took a sip of wine, and held the ancient tree next to him to gasp:

"W-where is this?"

The lush ancient trees all around, the scattered moonlight sprinkled down, filled with an inexplicable desolation, and a few roars of soul beasts could occasionally be heard in the distance.

"It's ...... Whose community has built greenery? ”

He rubbed his eyes and looked around drunken and hazy, but it was too dark to see clearly, so he simply hiccuped and continued to walk forward holding on to the tree:

"The air is good, why don't you come to this community to buy a house, 20,000 yuan a month, a down payment of 300,000 yuan, and a monthly payment....... How much is the monthly payment......."

"Monthly ......"

"Monthly ........."

When he was drunk, he stumbled under his feet, and he fell to the ground.

But at the moment of falling, Lu Yuan saw clearly in front of him, a dragon like a hill, with blood pupils like a moon disk, staring straight at him:

"Human, tell me, the core area of the Star Dou Forest, how did you get in!"

.................

In the dark night, in the cold world, under the shroud of darkness, only the hideous dragon's eyes exude an eerie dead air.

At this moment, Lu Yuan was already stunned on the spot, and one person and one dragon were looking at each other in place, staring at each other with big eyes.

After a moment of silence, he burped and slowly breathed a sigh of relief: "Scared me, I thought it was haunted, it's a dragon." ”

The dragon's eyes were stunned, and he immediately shouted angrily:

"Hey! I'm talking to you! Who are you! How did you get in this star-...... big ?"

"Or the head female dragon?"

"Damn humans! Be respectful! Believe it or not, I can kill you in the blink of an eye! Don't say that you are titled Douluo, even if Shrek comes here, he won't take it seriously! ”

The hideous roar was mixed with the wind, the ancient trees around it shook, the dragon was obviously angry, but standing in front of it, Lu Yuan's teeth tightened, and he suddenly lay on the ground and shouted: "Come on! Kill me! What's the point of living a waste like me! Come on! Kill me! ”

"Hurry up! Kill me! ”

"What's the point of me living!"

The shouting spread in the forest, looking at the man rolling in place in front of him, the dragon's pupils fluctuated, and the killing intent gradually subsided, paused, and slowly lowered the dragon's head:

"Forget it, you go, just be here from never, I won't say it, otherwise I will be ........ by the emperor."

"You have the ability to kill me!"

"Don't go too far!"

"Excessive! Do you know that it is the feeling of being a person from childhood to adulthood! Do you know what it's like to be lonely all your life! Did you know that no one ever cared about what it was like to you? I know! I know it all! Why! Why! ”

Lu Yuan suddenly burst into tears, gritted his teeth and cried, at this moment, the dragon's pupils trembled, watching the man slowly get up, and then looked at himself with teary eyes:

"Why, I'm always alone."

"You say! Can you explain it! You know what! ”

"You're a dragon who knows a ball."

Lu Yuan raised his head and poured it violently, letting the wine surging into his heart, surging like a wild horse, and rushing straight into his stomach with heat.

"Me too."

Suddenly, a deep voice came, Lu Yuan was stunned, and when he saw the dragon looking at him in the same complicated way, he paused, and swallowed his saliva: "In this way, it seems that we are suffering from the same disease, then, do you want to come over and take a whole bite?" ”

"Forget it, I'm not in the same world as you, rest and leave, there are a lot of 100,000-year-old soul beasts here, you are not a soul master, you will die if you encounter it." The dragon closed his eyes:

"I didn't expect that in the final vitality, my dignified beast would die in the hands of your human soul master, shameful."

Hearing this, Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly saw the blood under his feet in a hazy way, and found that it was a continuation of this dragon, and couldn't help but burp:

"You, you're hurt."

"It's your business! Get out of here! ”

"Hiccup, let me see." Lu Yuan took a sip of wine and walked towards the dragon, and the dragon suddenly shouted angrily: "Damn human! Stay back! Get the hell out of here! ”

The breath and the wind burst out instantly, and he was almost swept away, but because of the wind, the leaves on the dragon's body were also shaken down, revealing a silver glittering post on his body, and the blood was flowing from it.

"This is your wound? What is it on it, do you want to tear it off for you? Lu Yuan stepped forward suspiciously, and the dragon roared angrily: "Get out of here!" This is the soul-chasing and life-killing Hades post developed by the Tang Sect! When a low-level soul master encounters it, he will inevitably die of blood! You're really looking for death! ”

"Hades? Is there still a Hades in this world? ”

"You! Don't touch me! ”

The roar was about to overturn this forest, but Lu Yuan had already climbed onto its body, grabbed the Hades post, and gritted his teeth: "Whatever Hades he is, if there is really a Hades, why don't I have a girlfriend now!" Now they're all single! Still! Be! Single! Body! Yikes! ”

"Hey! Stop! Get the hell out of here! ”

"Damn humans! Stop me! ”

"Get out of here!"

Click!

For a moment, time stood still.

Grabbing the silver post, Lu Yuan fell backwards in a daze, and it was also at this moment that the dragon's eyes began to tremble violently.

He! He tore it off!

.............