"Tell me, what the hell is going on?" Cao Pingping sat on the chair and was heartbroken, "I really didn't expect Brother Qin that you are such a person, it disappoints me so much, really." ”

On the bed opposite him, Qin Ran was sitting with a serious face, and at the same time there was a strange girl hanging from his waist who would not let go.

The girl is very good-looking, and people can't tell where they are good-looking, but they are good-looking, the kind of good-looking that they never get tired of seeing.

Qin Ran didn't care if she was good-looking or not, but pushed the girl hard, and after finding that she couldn't push away, she said to Cao Ping seriously: "I said I don't know her, do you believe it?" ”

"Daddy, don't you want to cling?" The girl almost burst into tears.

"I don't believe it." Cao Ping was expressionless, "Tell me about this situation, how can I believe you?" ”

Qin Ran ignored the girl's crying and said, "Brother Cao, how do you think I can have such a big child?" Does this need to be considered? ”

He patted the girl's little brain and asked, "Tell me how old you are this year?" ”

"Yiyi doesn't know." The girl was very aggrieved, "Yiyi is hungry." ”

Good, a fool.

Cao Ping sighed, shook his head and reprimanded: "You, Qin Ran, a dignified monk who practices the eighth layer of qi, is so shameless, even a girl with incomplete intellectual development has to be abducted and deceived, do you say you are still a person?" ”

There was a strong smell of gunsmoke in his tone, it seemed that he was really angry, and he didn't even shout the name of Brother Qin that was hanging on his lips.

"Fuck, why don't you believe it?" Qin Ran was also slightly angry, "Do you think it's necessary for me to make a stupid hanging?" ”

【Bad Breath +10】

As soon as Qin Ran said this, Cao Ping also calmed down, he glanced at the poor girl, and said, "Then you have to explain." ”

"Explain what a fart, after I went back to the room twice last night, I fell asleep straight upside down, and when I woke up this morning, this guy was next to my bed." Qin Ran told the truth.

【Bad Breath +10】

Normally, this fact is too fantasy, and under normal circumstances, I am afraid that no one will believe it, but they only think that Qin Ran is making it up casually. But Cao Ping looked serious and thought quietly.

And he believed!

Qin Ran was in disbelief.

Why can you accept such a truth!

"I guess I know."

Cao Ping's eyes flashed with a gleam, and he said, "There is only one truth!" ”

"Say." Qin Ran was expressionless, and pushed the girl again, but failed.

"Your window must have been closed last night, right?" Cao Ping said, "I remember that the windows in all guest rooms should have been closed, unless you opened them yourself." ”

I'm really sorry.

I'm really the kind of person who opens the window to breathe in pain.

Qin Ran smiled, knowing that he could never refute it at this time, so he nodded as if he suddenly realized and affirmed the other party's statement.

ed., continued.

Cao Ping said again: "That skirt should not be Brother Qin's yours, but... Her clothes, just looking at these two pieces of evidence, can actually explain it clearly. ”

Although the girl is not wearing a skirt at this time, she still has a layer of quite tight underwear on her body, like the shape of an autumn coat, so she will not appear in the code.

After listening to Cao Ping's analysis, Qin Ran thought for a while, and then hesitated: "Do you want to say that she climbed into my room through the window in the middle of the night, then took off her clothes and slept on my bed?" ”

"Exactly."

Are you stupid?

Qin Ran swallowed back the dirty words that he almost wanted to blurt out.

What kind of brain circuit is this? It's a shame that you put on the appearance of a detective just now, and now it seems that I'm afraid it's not as good as Mr. Kogoro who is asleep!

Why does this girl fall into her room from the outside in the middle of the night? Why did she call her dad again? Why is she still mentally retarded like a five-year-old?

Have you thought about these questions carefully?

Qin Ran wanted to think about it, if you asked him to really question Cao Ping, it would be obviously impossible.

finally let the other party fool himself, why wake him up? Isn't this asking for trouble!

"Brother Cao's analysis is extremely correct!" Qin Ran Yin and Yang violated the Dao.

Cao Ping didn't have a trace of pride, but became more and more energetic, and said: "According to my guess, she should have encountered something outside, such as being chased and killed, so she hid in your room in a hurry, and then for various reasons, she lost her IQ and became what she is now, calling your father may just be because it was you who she saw at first sight." ”

Qin Ran applauded, the expression on his face could no longer be called praise, and asked, "Then what will she call you?" ”

Before Cao Ping could answer, the girl shouted at him with a milky voice: "Mother." ”

Cao Ping was dumbfounded, obviously not thinking about this layer.

But Qin Ran was stunned for a moment, and then vaguely felt that Cao Ping's analysis would not be Quanzhong, right? How could it be such a coincidence?

"Daddy, Yiyi is hungry." The girl whispered.

Qin Ran was still thinking about Cao Ping's analysis, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this series of guesses was simply perfect, so he replied absentmindedly: "Find your mother to ask for milk to drink." ”

The girl was probably afraid that her cheap father would run away, and she was unwilling to let go, but she grabbed her waist and was full of grievances.

"Kid Dad, why don't we go down and get something to eat first?" Cao Ping couldn't stand it anymore, and he also entered the play.

"I said you accepted it pretty quickly, huh?" Qin Ran wondered, "Forget it, let's go down first." ”

After that, he took the girl downstairs, and Cao Ping followed closely behind, his face was dazed, obviously unable to understand how he became a child's mother for a while.

The three of them went downstairs together.

But he happened to bump into several disciples of the Eastern Departure Sect who were about to go upstairs at the stairs.

"Stop."

A disciple of the Dongli Sect noticed the girl who was grabbing the corner of Qin Ran's clothes and shouted.

The three of them stopped, Cao Ping noticed the sect costumes of this group, and even felt their cultivation during the foundation building period, so he couldn't help frowning and asked, "What is the matter?" ”

The Dongli Sect disciple stepped forward, circled around the girl twice, and then waved his hand at the others, saying, "Take her away." ”

completely ignored Cao Ping, which made him a little angry.

Qin Ran was also very unhappy, but he still asked politely, "These people, why did you take her away?" ”

The disciple of the Dongli Sect glanced at him and said, "The Dongli Sect is doing business in the Dongli City, what do you need to ask?" Waste during the Qi training period, get out of here! ”

Before Qin Ran had time to attack, Cao Ping couldn't hold it back, after all, according to his Nine Turns Golden Body Determination Method, he was afraid that he would spend most of his life wandering in the Qi cultivation period.

The waste of the Qi cultivation period, this sentence is too lethal for him.

I saw Cao Ping smash the escalator, and said gloomily: "Is there a kind of you repeat again?" ”