Back at the house, before Nezha came back, Chu Feng heard a sound of chirping outside the back door.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Pushing open the door, I saw that the actor was here again, smiling extremely obscenely.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Strangely, another obscene voice was heard.

Immediately after, a head poked out from behind the male protagonist.

Hold the grass, and become a living person.

Chu Feng was really taken aback.

This second actor This first actor is a little smaller, standing behind, plus Chu Feng is too short as a teddy now, and his vision is not enough, so he didn't even see it.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Then, from behind the second male protagonist, another head emerged, with the same shameless smile on his face.

I......

Chu Feng was full of black lines.

Why play threesomes, are the people in Heavenly Court so boring?

"Hey, hey, hey!"

In fact, it was far more than he expected.

From the second male lead, every three seconds, a head pokes out from behind.

Chu Feng couldn't stand it anymore, and roared: "Why don't you stand up for me!" ”

"Sand! Sand! Sand! ”

There was a sound of feet on the ground.

Then, their common voices were heard.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Chu Feng saw it clearly.

"Hold a big grass!"

It's not just a surprise, it's a shock.

From the beginning to the end, there must have been at least sixty people.

The guys were tall, short, fat, and thin, one hiding behind the other.

Chu Feng had good eyesight and glanced at the last one.

It's good, it's as thin as the loach that the Jiao Demon King gave.

Chu Feng was full of black lines, and he said, "What do you mean by coming and going?" ”

He thought about the words:

If you catch me, I'll let you hehehe.

Grandma's, combined with the expressions on these guys' faces, is simply cheap.

"Captain Dog, please!"

The actor at the beginning made a gesture of invitation and gave Chu Feng a "you know" look.

Captain Dog, what the hell is that......

Chu Feng said sharply: "It's called Brother Feng." ”

"Brother Feng, please!"

The guy hurriedly changed his tune.

Chu Feng glanced back at the long line and the lewd smiles on the faces of these guys, and his body trembled.

Your sister, it's too obscene.

He quickly turned his head, waved his hand at the hero, and beckoned him to enter.

"Squeak—"

Once inside, the guy closed the door.

Chu Feng glanced at him, only to see that the smile on his face became more and more obscene.

The actor hunched his waist, smiled from ear to ear, and said, "Brother Feng, what do you think?" ”

"How's that?"

"People outside, didn't you tell me to 'advertise'?"

"Oh." Chu Feng then remembered this, no wonder these guys laughed cheaper than the other.

It's just that he thought about earning some spirit stones by collecting protection fees before, but now that he has "Fat Ci", he can't look down on this protection fee.

There are so many Heavenly Court fairies, and it is estimated that the spirit stones earned by one person and one fat ci can be piled up into a small mountain.

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter, I don't rely on this person to make a fortune." ”

"This person?" The actor leaned over and said, "Brother Feng, these sixty-three people were just brought here by the younger brother to show you, and there are many real people." ”

He used his left hand to draw an "eight" and a "ten", and his smile was as bright as a chrysanthemum.

Chu Feng was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

The actor said excitedly: "Eighty thousand heavenly river water army, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals!" ”

"Forehead......" Chu Feng touched his nose, "This is the total number, and it is not the number of people who want to give me protection money." ”

"Brother Feng," the actor craned his neck and said, "Let me do the math for you." ”

"Okay."

Chu Feng bowed.

"Eighty thousand Tianhe water army, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, a total of 180,000, calculated by one in a hundred, that is one thousand eighteen."

"Among them, half of them, that is, nine hundred people, often have trysts with fairies, and we will collect three medium-sized spirit stones in a month, so that it will be two thousand seven hundred medium-sized spirit stones in a month."

"The other half are not trysts, but they are actually 'married' to the fairy, they eat in the same chair and sleep in the same bed. This is all openly and secretly allowed in the heavenly court, but no one takes it out to say, but you are different, you are the captain of the dignified rape catching team, you have to say, not only say, but also have to collect protection money, five medium spirit stones in a month, this is four thousand five hundred medium spirit stones! ”

"Together, that's ...... Seven thousand two hundred medium-sized spirit stones! ”

"Look?"

"Wait, wait, wait."

Chu Feng was confused by this series of numbers.

He brushed his thoughts and said, "First, how can the protection fee for the tryst be three medium spirit stones in a month, not one in a month?" ”

The actor laughed and said, "I've raised the price for you!" I told them that the previous captain of the Howling Sky Dog was found to have collected protection money privately and was dismissed, and the new captain - that is, Brother Feng - was worried that something would happen, so the price was raised, you can rest assured, they are not afraid of the price increase, they are afraid that you will not do it! ”

“……”

My day!

Marketing Genius......

"Second, are you sure that 900 couples have been 'married'? A grandiose couple? ”

"Of course," the actor replied, "Do you think, 80,000 Tianhe Water Army, 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, a total of 180,000, there are always some squad leaders and small heads or something, will there be 900 people?" These captains are all important forces of the Heavenly Court guards, and many big guys are turning a blind eye, otherwise who will work for the Heavenly Court, we are not saints, don't we come to Heaven to do things just to get a stable job, we can't just be a man to death! ”

“……”

Chu Feng: I was speechless.

Think about it too.

In addition to Taishang Laojun, Wenqu Xing and other "immortals", who concentrate on seeking the Tao, the others are nothing more than to come to heaven to "work", otherwise with their own ability, why not go to the mortal world to be at ease, with a group of wives and concubines, and they want to come here to suffer?

Therefore, as long as you don't go too far, you basically turn a blind eye, otherwise the heavenly soldiers will run out long ago.

Of course, the system is still there on the surface, but no one mentions it.

And Chu Feng, as the captain of the rape catching team, has a lot of "room for operation".

He thought about it, felt that something was wrong, and said, "Why didn't the Howling Dog do that before?" ”

The actor smiled ghostly and said: "How dare he, if he really dares to charge such a big fee, he will not be hammered into a flying by the heavenly soldiers, his kind of dog, only deserves to make a little money secretly, and you can't compare." ”

Chu Feng: I'll lose you Rem!

Why are you afraid of hammering into a bird?

Even Tai Bai Xing is afraid that it will be good or not, otherwise he will go to collect protection money!

If I believe you, I'm afraid I'll be a hot dog the next day.

As if he saw what Chu Feng was thinking, the actor said again: "You are different, there is no need to be afraid." ”

Chu Feng pursed his lips: "How am I different?" ”

"You are the favorite of the third prince of Nezha...... Baby! The actor was originally going to talk about pets, but he quickly changed it to a baby, "The third prince of Nezha is in charge of the heavenly soldiers all the way, and he is superb, who dares to touch you?" Replaced by a roaring dog, his master Yang Jian is far away in the mouth of the Guanjiang River, he dares to collect protection money on the first day, and he will be cold on the second day, what can Yang Jian know! Moreover, Nezha's third prince's father is Li Jing, the king of Tota, Li Tianwang is the commander of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, and the treasure of the commander-in-chief's son collects protection money, what is there to say, they have violated the system of the heavenly court, if you don't report to the Jade Emperor, you will be gracious, right? ”

I'll go......

This guy is not only a marketing genius, but also an analysis genius......

After analyzing this before and after, it seems that it is intolerable for me not to do this......

The corners of Chu Feng's mouth rose slightly: "Brother, you are so sassy." ”

The actor lowered his eyebrows and smiled: "Same sauchery." ”

"So ......"

Chu Feng stopped in the middle of speaking.

Hey, no.

Nezha and Li Jing are in charge of the heavenly soldiers, and they have nothing to do with the navy.

"What about the 80,000 Heavenly River Water Army?"

"Trolls?" The actor grinned, "The marshal of the navy agreed to my plan, but he also wants a commission for the share of the navy." ”

“……”

Oh my!

What is this in front of me?

A genius in business?

Why did you even negotiate with the marshal of the navy?

Holding a big grass, this is simply heavenly.

"Don't say it, boy, I have a crush on you, from today onwards you will be the commissioner of our rape team, and in the future, you will be responsible for leading my little brothers to collect protection money, and finally summarize it and hand it over to me."

Chu Feng knew that this guy must want to get a commission if he was so powerful.

Then give it to him.

If your subordinates have meat to eat, they will be more willing to work hard.

"I ...... Thank you, Lord Longne! ”

"My subordinates wish the captain great wealth and prosperity!"

The actor's body trembled and sobbed.

It's done.

It's done.

It's finally done.

When I have a lot of spirit stones, I can also "hehehehe"!

"Mad, another bullshit."

Chu Feng was used to it.

Well, it's so cool to be slapped.

"By the way, how can the marshal of the Tianhe Water Army you said be more sassy than us, who is it?"

"Back to the boss, the 80,000 Tianhe Water Army is led by Marshal Tianpeng!"

"Poof......

A sip of salt soda flies into the sky.

Eight precepts!

I almost forgot about the title of "Marshal Tianpeng" of this pig!

Yes, since it is Bajie, discuss the commission with him another day, and his pig brain can be squeezed a little more.

Next, Chu Feng discussed some specific implementation plans with the actor.

"...... like this"

"Hmm...... And ......"

"By the way, the tryst of nine thousand people is too exaggerated, isn't there a fort every three or five steps in the bluestone area, it's too easy to have an accident, let's keep a low profile, you give them a number, and when the time comes, start with the limit of odd and even numbers."

"Boss...... You're really a role model for my generation! ”

"Stop shitting, I don't eat this set...... What did you just say? ”

"Boss, Heavenly Martial Arts!"

"I didn't hear you."

"Boss Wizard of the Ages!"

"What's that?"

"The old man sees people love, the flowers bloom, the birds see the birds lay eggs, and the sow has to go up the tree when she sees it, which is really nine days, ten earths and ten thousand years...... Adonis! ”

"Well, I hear you clearly. Listen, I'm extremely disgusted with slapping bullshit, don't do that next time, go ahead. ”

"No!"

"Bye, handsome, bigger!"

(The recommendation is not strong these days~ It is estimated that there are fewer updates~ There are many things in the past two days, every day is a chapter around the early morning, I fell asleep last night and now I just made up for it~)

(Ask for collection ~ ask for recommendation ~ Ao Ling and Chang'e and Nezha said: If you dare to vote for recommendation, I will dare to let you hehehe~)