Chapter 226: Invitation
That's a great question!
Luo Gu was also pondering how to answer, and then found that the answer was too obvious.
"Of course you're to blame for that!"
There was a hint of hidden helplessness in Rogu's voice, and it was appropriately noticed by Lester: "What's the situation? ”
"Tina......
Needless to say, if Lester didn't understand what Rogu meant, this kid wouldn't have to mix up in the Navy Headquarters.
Then Rogu heard a suppressed snicker, which was not good at all.
The corners of Luo Gu's mouth twitched, this was obviously the result he wanted, why did he still want to beat him up so much when he heard this guy's laughter now?
Taking a deep breath, he rubbed his face: "You say, if I beat you to death, Tina won't have time to save you?" ”
"You're a heavy color and a light friend!"
Lester replied very seriously: "Why kill me and not Tina?" Don't say it, you can't beat it! ”
"Hmph, only men who don't have the ability can beat women."
"You're discriminating! Men and women are equal, why can't they fight? ”
Luo Gulen paused for a moment, how do you answer?
In the end, he simply played a scoundrel: "If you have the ability, you can fight." ”
"Hah!"
Lester was very quick-witted: "I would like to, but I can do the math." ”
"How can waste wood become glory to your extent?" Luo Gu's face was dark, this special look of me being weak and I am reasonable, I really owe a beating.
"You me! Anyway, you've already seen that you're heavy on sex and light on friends, but that's fine, to some extent, my plan is considered a success. Lester laughed.
Luo Gu frowned: "What plan succeeded?" ”
Wasn't his plan to keep himself with Tina, and then how? Why is it like this now, and he is quite happy?
"Do you know that there is a very unpredictable relationship between men and women?" Lester said: "This relationship is called ...... Ambiguous! ”
“…… Ambiguous your sister! Luo Gu suppressed his impatience: "Speak human words." ”
"All in all, it's your kind of relationship, tangled and untangled, right? They start with a bad look at each other, and then it's better to fall into a difficult situation, and finally on a deserted island, cold and lonely, a flame burns, and finally so, so......, so
Lester muttered extremely lowly, and Rogu, who listened to it, was speechless: "How much have you drunk?" ”
"You care about me!?" Lester sneered: "Don't think I'm joking with you, I'm telling you, it's a very good thing." And it doesn't matter if you really don't call each other. Because in the relationship between men and women, there is also a wonderful situation called 'others think you have a relationship'. That's enough! ”
"What do you mean?" Rogu feels like he has been in vain in the information explosion generation, why can't he understand most of Lester's words? Is it because you haven't been in a relationship?
Huh? Speaking of which, I have never been in love, so why are I still so entangled in the question of going back?
He asks a question, and then more questions seem to be born in his head......
Lester snorted and said, "First of all, it doesn't matter what the real relationship between you and Tina is. What matters is what others see. No matter what you think, what others see is that Tina will do whatever it takes to chase you, even driving a warship to chase her husband for thousands of miles! Then you have to refuse in order to realize the dream of a pirate hunter, but your love for her is still difficult to give up, and you struggle between your lover and your dreams! Eventually, Tina was given a promise...... That is, when you become the king of pirate hunters, you will marry her as a bride!! ”
Rogu stood up, trembling.
Lester hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?" ”
"I have goosebumps all over my body, shake it quickly, and I will have to sweep it after a while." Rogu wasn't kidding, he really felt cold.
That's not what bad jokes are told, right?
"This kind of thing, some people will believe that it is a ghost!"
"I tell you, don't think that no one will believe this kind of thing, in fact, there are more people who are willing to believe this kind of thing!"
Lester said lightly: "It only takes a little bit of pushing, as long as it says a little bit of the truth that is not very true, people will always choose to believe what they want to believe." ”
Luo Gu didn't doubt this, he still had some understanding of human nature: "So, are you planning to contribute to this matter?" What the hell is this for you...... Oh, by the way, in this case, they will all think that because of this and that relationship, the relationship between Tina and me and you will be even closer, and it will be better for you to continue to camp in the Navy headquarters. By the way, can I ask you a question? What is the phone bug number of the Warring States, if I call him and report it, I should be able to get a lot of Bailey, right? ”
"It's useless!"
Lester said: "The trade-offs that the superior must understand, these things are nothing more than petty fights for him, in fact, everything now is not my skill. If you want to occupy a high position in the navy, strength is the first, but you don't know how to change at all, how can you keep climbing up? Don't underestimate the Navy. ”
That's some serious talk.
But that's all the conversation about, right?
Luo Gu plucked his ears: "So, it's okay, right?" Hung up? ”
"Don't, it's really wrong to look for you!"
"Why don't you say something? Wasting so much time on the phone, you're sick, aren't you? Rogu's face darkened.
"Isn't that a rush to this? By the way, there is something I have to tell you, it is an opportunity. I am calling you today to extend an invitation to you on behalf of the Navy Headquarters, inviting you to assist our Navy side to capture a group of pirates in the Chambord Islands, and I will tell you the list in a moment, and now I will tell you what this matter is good for you. On the one hand, it is the goodwill that the Navy Headquarters has unleashed on you. On the other hand, of course, there is no shortage of money, and it can be settled directly in the Chambord Islands, so there is no need to run around. Finally, this is a good opportunity to show your face, let the navy see what kind of level the pirate hunter Nolos Rogu has, and can also let some people extinguish some ridiculous, small fires of ambition. ”
Compared with the previous large list of nonsense, this paragraph seems quite in-depth.
Luo Gu thought for a moment, tapped his fingers lightly on the table twice, and then asked with a smile: "Okay, in that case, by the way, how about settling the accounts of the two pirates I caught in the Chambord Islands before?" ”