Welcome to Baiyun Town's most luxurious Zombie Dream Factory! This will be your best holiday destination once a week, and it will be the perfect place for children.

Here, you can do whatever you want, chat, play cards, drink, board games, book clubs, flirt, and come out! Date! Suck the legs! Gastric lavage......

(Hey, hey!) It's off track.)

Oh oh oh, ahem, where did it go? Oh yes, flirting girls, in addition to flirting girls, there are many, many wonderful activities, such as what,,chatting,,playing cards,,All-you-can-drink,board games,book clubs,Flirting girls! Come out of the closet! Date! Suck the leg ......

(I said it!) Stinky Silly X! ）

Oh oh oh, there are a lot of activities here,,, where to go, oh oh oh, when it comes to flirting with girls, in addition to flirting with girls, there is also tea......

(Finally changed)

…… Chat...... Play cards...... Carouse......

(Hey, hey, hey, are you a repeater)

You know! I love to talk as much as I want, you come to beat me

(Hey~~~ begging!) ）

Come on, come on, come on, come on!!

(Lao Tzu came up with a slipper!) ）

A bunch of grandchildren, woo woo, what the hell am I doing wrong? It's all grandchildren!

(Because, you've been blocking the door for a long time, and if you don't go in, we'll have to go in, and it's rare to have such a little on the weekend!) Neuropathy! ）

Ah~~ What's wrong with me, have I been kicked, but, why, why do I feel so comfortable~ah~

(Let me tell you!) Not kicking, but stepping on !! ）

Aside:

Ahem, sorry, I'm late. As you can see, the above dialogue is from the mouth of a group of zombies in tracksuits. As for why they all speak, it is unknown.

I only knew that the zombie at the door, who was trampled by the corpses, was still tilting its head and muttering to itself, as the last zombie's foot landed on his face......

That's right...... It's been a long time, you little cuties...... Strut zombies.

What the? Where did you say the pole zombie was gone? If you look closely, you'll see that it's greasy, and each zombie's chrysanthemum has a broken belly inside. Hehe, eight or nine is not far from ten.

(Greasy to shake, do you want to chase the kidneys?) ）

A zombie with a foreign accent at the information desk speaks broken Chinese. Why Chinese? After all, my narrator in Constance Moldant is also speaking Chinese, so you should listen to it.

By the way, what the hell is Constance Solidan, I didn't say anything like that.

(I want to sign up)

The other speaks fluent Chinese. Let's call him Liuwen for the time being.

(Greasy, salty, get out.) ）

The gringos said out of tune.

(Okay, I thank you for the eight generations of ancestors)

The camera pans to the other side of the visitor center, where the two are talking about homely things.

(I like pretty sisters, man)

(I ate a bowl of rice today)

(What do you think of the song that Hanhong sang?) ）

(Football, I think the air conditioner could be fixed.) ）

(If, I spit in your face now, wouldn't you be angry?) ）

(I'm so happy, I bought white sugar a few days ago, and the fish at home haven't been fed yet.) ）

（hetui！ ）

……

The air froze, and the two corpses scuffled together. Although, in your opinion, it is just two mentally handicapped people standing in place and opening and closing their mouths with equal frequency.

However, this is a great sadness for zombies. First of all, it costs 25 million pounds of strength for a zombie to raise its arm once.

Secondly, every time a zombie closes its mouth, it has to use up the energy of every cell in the body.

Anyway, a zombie with such a terrifying force to complete a single bite is enough to kill 200 million old sows.

What the? You actually asked me: Then why are the two zombies biting for a long time, and they are still safe?

Let me tell you, take a closer look, see it, the two of them haven't bitten each other at all, they've been biting the air wall, it's really stupid and cute......

(A zombie's head falls off.) ）

Ahem, when I didn't say it.

So let's turn our camera around, back to the information desk,,, etc., why do gringos only have one hand? Let's take a closer look.

(Greasy shake, liver and kidney?) ）

(Hit you!) ）

It was a zombie with a northeastern accent who spoke.

(Hold, fresh, pour mud, get out!) ）

This time, the gringos' answer seemed to be the right one.

(What the hell you!) This is Lao Tzu's position! You foreign egg is sick! Oh~ I see, you're the one who started knocking me out and plugging the toilet! I just broke your hand, and now it looks like you're free! ）

Northeast Nagada rubbed his fists.

(Tired of not shaking the fruit!) Yes!!! ）

The gringo died honorably, but he might as well accomplish the greatest goal of his life - to put it in the most standard Chinese, ah!!!!!

(What the hell are you pinching!) That's you! If you want to sign up, come here, if you don't sign up, get out! Don't dangle in front of me. Look again! Look again! ）

Worst! This Northeast guy actually saw me as a narrator,,, wait, I'm a narrator, how did he see me? Hmph, it's just self-deception, let's get closer, ah!!!!

…………

(Narrator: Sacrifice, cause of death – let's get a little closer.) ）

Ahem, hello everyone, I'm Narrator No. 2, and the one next to you is my eldest brother. He was a decent person when he was born, but he didn't have the blessings of a decent person.

Okay, okay, let's get down to business, I'm here to relieve his anger and tell me to teach this a good lesson! Shhhh

(What are you going to do?) ）

(I want to sign up!) ）

Listen, they're talking about signing up. Hehe, hey, he'll not be able to find us if we're hiding here.

(What the hell pinch?) Yes, that's right, that's you! The one that dodges under the edge of the table)

Wait, no, is he talking to me? How did he find me? Wait, don't go, help me......

(Narrator No. 2, Hit the Street, Cause of Death: He won't be able to find us if we're hiding here.) ）

This is Narrator No. 3, note that it's Narrator No. 3, not Changbaishan. Many friends often shout wrong, which is very impolite, I hate it! So do you remember? My name is Changbai Mountain, ahh Remember? I don't remember that I'll remind you again, ah!!!!

(Changbai Mountain, hit the street!) Cause of death: Beaten to death by crowdfunding sticks from the audience. ）

Hush~...... Hee hee no one, hahaha, this is Changbai Mountain, phew! This is Narrator No. 4, and it seems that the scene is a bit chaotic at the moment, and I am only responsible for the commentary. Hey, these flesh and blood, what? You've heard it. Okay, let's get closer to that big guy. What the? You actually said that my second brother died like that just now. Okay, okay, listen to you guys. Remember, I'm Narrator No. 4. What the? If you say that I talk nonsense, you will beat me to death. Eh, don't, don't, I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Ahem, I've decided to walk over to him right now! Let you see and learn......

(The Northeast Han brought over a piece of iron, narrator 4 hit the street, the cause of death: let you see and understand...... ）

………… It's good, oh no, everybody is, oh no, everybody, here's ......

(Narrator: 5 Hit the streets!) Died of Iron Cheeks. ）

Hello everyone, here it is......

(Narrator: 6 Hit the streets!) Death:...... ）

Hello everyone, here......

(Narrator: 7 Hit the streets!) ）

Hello everyone, this ......

(Narrator: 8th Street!) ）

Hello everyone......

Hello everyone......

Everyone......

Big......

Big......

……

……

(Dry stuff pinch, huh ~ hu ~ huh ...... It's all over and over, and the iron is all lost to Lao Tzu. ）

(Are you still finished?) We're all waiting to sign up, what kind of sand sculpture iron belly to throw! ）

(Try it again!) ）

(guys, this pimple is so self-righteous!) Pan him! ）

(You, you, are you tired of shaking your liver and kidneys?) ）

The Northeast men were obviously scared to pee, and they all spoke with gringo accents. What the? Who am I, you ask? Hum hum, it is the graceful and suave below, the jade tree is in the wind, people love it, the flowers bloom, and there are thousands of postures...... Eh, eh! You put down the stick, hehe, put it down~ put it down first.

Actually, I'm the legendary ...... Huh! Put it down~ I'm the real narrator, yes! Whew, it's dangerous.

Let's get down to business, yikes! The zombies are still beating him. Let's not care, enter through the door on the right.

Outside the visitor center, there is a festival and a variety of exquisite activities, which are dizzying.

Of course, we don't care about that! Because we're going to get a glimpse of Stiff DreamWorks' hottest event of the week – pole vault!

On the plastic runway, tens of thousands of pole zombies are rubbing shoulders, well, there are not so many, for the momentum of the scene~

It seems that everyone is ready to go, and it seems to be aimless. This state lasted for a long time, and finally, the wrath of the zombies was unleashed.

At first, a zombie burst out of a chrysanthemum-like place with a long pole, accompanied by a cold roar.

Then, the second, the third...... Repeat the same action as many times as possible. The scene was haunted by a foul smell, but it became evocative because of the orderly roar.

(Host!) When will the tournament start! ）

It was Liuwen who spoke, the same zombie that had spoken to the gringo earlier.

(Don't don't, don't worry, as long as the visitor center hands in the registration form, the competition will start immediately.) ）

The host of these words is the host standing on the podium. The podium behind him was a pink brain, which aroused people's salivation

Yi. Phew, it's provoking zombies to drool.

However, at this time in the visitor center, the corpses were scuffled together. Wait a minute! Didn't you just hit that registrant? …… Oh~ I learned about it through their conversations. It turned out that because there were too many zombies and it was too chaotic, everyone beat the people around them while beating the sign-ups. So, there was a quarrel. And then, it's twisted together......

Hey, if it were me, I really wanted to go up and hand in the registration form directly! However, I have more than enough heart, but not enough strength. Of course, you can't, you're the audience. What the? Do you want to rewrite the plot?

Save it, you can't. I'm the narrator, and I can't do it. All of this is in the hands of the author.

Hey, is anyone really watching the plot of such a sand sculpture? Sand sculpture author, hmm! Don't let him hear you.

Forget it, and you'll just come with me. It seems that this visitor center is out of play, so let's hurry back to the runway and have a look.

……

…………

Amazed!

What's going on here? Hurry up and hear what they have to say.

Came to a small shop that sold takoyaki.

(What?!) You actually said that the one named Liuwen directly ate the organizer's brain? Could it be that the organizers are human? ）

It was a customer in the store who spoke. (In other words, his name is really Liuwen, laughing and crying.) ）

(What the brains of the organizers, the brains of the podium.) However, the one called Liuwen is really impatient. also bragged to me that he was the only one who could cross Gao Jianguo's corpse. is still there to pretentiously describe the deeds of playing with Gao Jianguo at that time, saying that he used his smooth pole support technique to jump back and forth next to Gao Jianguo, and in the end, he jumped to death. You say, laughing to death, isn't it? ）

The chatter here is none other than the owner of the takoyaki shop (by the way, why do zombies use Dave Coin as currency, wouldn't it be better to use their brains?). Also, zombies actually eat takoyaki? ）

(Hahahaha, laugh off your big teeth!) Anyway, aren't our poles disposable? How did he bounce back and forth, hahaha! ）

The customer looked happy and took a big bite of the octopus balls.

(Man, this is a dream factory, what's impossible?) Besides, it's not like the pole can't be picked up. It's just that if you're really in battle, who will have the time to pick up poles? No, it's a one-off. In fact, it is this dream factory that makes us understand each other's meanings. As everyone knows, after going out, the six relatives don't recognize it, anyway, I can't understand your corpse language. Thanks to this language machine, I let me know - you want to eat the overlord meal! ）

The boss grabbed the customer who tried to slip away.

(Hey, hey, okay, okay, my lord, I really don't have any money today)

(Didn't bring any money!) It's very light, you come here, I'll cook! ）

(eh, yes, good!) I'm the best at cooking! ）

(Really?) Don't regret it. ）

……

Then, it was literally made into a dish.

(Come on, everyone, fresh zombie roast is free to taste!) ）

The boss made great efforts to move the shabu-shabu on the table, which only exposed the customer's head, but unexpectedly, there were disgusted and disdainful glances from the corpses all the way. Even, it's free.

(Hmph, if you don't sell yourself today, you won't want to get out of this pot.) ）

The boss said a cruel word and then entered the house.

（tui！ You think you're old. I snuck away. ）

(Oh yes, don't try to run away.) I have put the power grid on the table, you dare to run, and let you taste the thunder and lightning at any time. ）

The boss poked his head out.

(Got it, got it, woo...... Why are you so unlucky...... Eh, hurry, bite me)

(Sick!) ）

A passing zombie shook his hand in disgust.

(Woooooooo......oo This is the Year of the Monkey...... Woooooooooo

The customer wanted to cry without tears, and at this time, there was a creeping roar from the direction of the runway - a group of pole enthusiasts chased after Liuwen with rhythmic chrysanthemum exhaust. In other words, are they eating poles and eating indigestion?

I saw that the No. 1 seed player Liuwen ranked first in the team with his 68-year-old Chinese elderly space step, and he didn't even use a pole.

No. 8 was a bald head who fell early in a match-fixing match.

Not to be outdone, the No. 2 Tiger will insert a long rod between the air and the chrysanthemum to create exhaust gas and increase power acceleration. (Wait, you guys are really poles, jump!) ）

No. 3 is also a dark horse, and he shook it to the crotch of No. 2 with a pole in the posture that he didn't know where he learned to shake to Grandma's Bridge. Caught off guard, the two corpses twisted into corpse balls, faster and faster. Although, in the end, it ended in failure by crashing into the takoyaki shop. But, he! Our number three player explained to us what a pole vault is. This! It's pole vaulting.

Contestant No. 4 simply used the pole as a spring for a bouncing zombie, poking leeks all the way. (Leeks: No. 5, No. 6)

Player No. 7 is even more bizarre, spinning the pole so quickly that his body also rotates. He was still humming in his mouth: big crazy car, mole, mole, oil dripping brick.

Although, their route is messy. However, the ultimate goal is to touch the finish line. Even though, the brain flower on the podium is empty.

In one shot, the number four brought the elasticity of the pole to the extreme. Now don't talk about a Gao Jianguo, even if he comes to a nest, he will be able to jump correctly. He was so close to One.

Seven fought hard and threw a long shot put at the top of the game. Who would have thought that just now the number four was just accelerating, and the long pole was right in the middle.

There are only No. 1 and No. 7 left on the field, and the decisive time is there.

I saw that the No. 1 player finally used the long-lost pole! He ditched the space step he had been proud of for years and spun in the air with one hand on a pole. His feet gradually lifted off the ground, and then flew towards the finish line at an unusual speed.

However, the number seven seems to be superior. Due to the centripetal force left by the previous rotation of the pole, combined with its own centrifugal force outward, the two opposing forces collide and rub against each other. made him like a crispy sausage, directly ejected.

No. 7 crossed the finish line first, and in full view of everyone, No. 1 was late. Wait, Seven didn't seem to stop, he flew straight ahead. Finally, in the reinforced concrete auditorium, died on the spot.

(Ahem, then, congratulations to our new champion this year, Liuwen!) ）

The host of the podium was hysterical.

(Hmph, I said I was the champion a long time ago, and I wasn't allowed to eat it, burp~)

Now I carefully looked at Liuwen's face, only to find that my nose was blue and swollen. However, it is worth it to be able to eat so many brains.

The most heart-wrenching thing is the No. 3 player. One of the most normal pole players in the audience explained to us the definition of poles. However, society is so cruel. Let him, like a leek, drown in the sea of people.

Summary: The daily life of zombies seems to be nonsense. As everyone knows, these ordinary behaviors are different from people. It's just a change of form, eating, drinking, and having fun.

(Dave's house)

"Knock knock" knock on the door

"Who?"

"Ga~~~" open the door

"Brother Xiaodou~"

For the first time, the little potato showed such a refreshing smile.

“…… Welcome home! ”