[Your friend Yakumo Murasaki invites you to join the two-dimensional chat room]

[Accept/Reject]

……

Looking at the window that suddenly popped up on the screen, Tang Hao was stunned for three seconds, a trace of emotion flashed in his heart, and then the mouse moved to the window, and he quickly pressed the refusal.

Yakumo Zi: "Gan! What do you refuse?! ”

Immediately after that, a chat window popped up, with Yakumo Murasaki's angry expression attached.

Tang Hao: "I've already left the house, I'm not your two-dimensional person, of course I have to refuse." Anyway, you're the one who is engaged in wool, what do you mean by suddenly asking me to join the group? ”

Yakumo Murasaki: "Get out of the house? Have you found a girlfriend? ”

Tang Hao: "No......"

Yakumo Purple: "Then what kind of house are you going to take off?" ”

"......" said this, Tang Hao was speechless for a while.

Yakumo Zi: "In short, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and join the group, I have something very important to discuss with you." ”

Tang Hao: "What's important?" Can't chat privately? Do you have to add a group? ”

Yakumo didn't answer, but sent another request to join the group.

Tang Hao was helpless, it was half a year ago that he met Yakumo Zi, and he was still addicted to the second dimension at that time, he especially liked to communicate with this kind of costume ID, and Yayun Zi was also a netizen he could talk to. Because the other party's way of speaking is very manly, at first he thought that the owner of this number was the same as himself, but it was not until a certain voice that he found out that the other party was a girl, and the voice was crisp, which gave him a lot of reverie for a while.

But as we all know, online dating can't have results, so it's just a reverie.

But even so, this girl with the three words Yakumo Zi as her screen name is still one of Tang Hao's few friends, or more simply, his only female friend who can speak, so after hesitation, Tang Hao finally accepted Yayun Zi's request.

【You have joined the two-dimensional chat room】

[Your group business card has been changed to Big Dumb]

Big stupid: "Damn, do you want to move so fast, are you typing with your mind?" And what does the name mean? ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Don't care about the details, I just think your previous name was too unrestrictive, so I changed it for you, then, congratulations on joining the two-dimensional chat room." ”

This seventeen-year-old girl is obviously Yakumo Murasaki.

Although it seems to have been rectified, but it is just a screen name, and there is really nothing worth caring about, Tang Hao didn't pay attention to it, glanced to the right, and found that the number of people in this chat room was pitifully small, even if he added himself, there were only five people.

Pache GO: "Hello newcomer. ”

Little Five Lori: "Welcome, welcome." ”

Dead House Kaguya: "Newcomers, please take a photo." And also...... Old woman, change my name back, I'm not a dead house! ”

[Kaguya Hime of the Dead House was banned by a seventeen-year-old girl from the administrator for five minutes]

Patchoulie Go: "Dead again......"

Little Five Lori: "So, why bother? ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Kaguya, your path is getting narrower and narrower, please cherish your account." ”

Looking at these screen names full of two-dimensional style, Tang Hao suddenly had a feeling of being surrounded by secondary and secondary diseases, and at the same time once again understood a profound truth - permission dogs cannot be offended!

Big stupid: "Anyway, what kind of group is this, why are there only so many people?" ”

Little Five Lori: "Game group." ”

Big Dumb: "What game?" ”

Tang Hao glanced at the group announcement and didn't see any game-related prompts.

Pache Go: "Go to other two-dimensional worlds with your friends to play games happily. ”

Big Dumb: "emmmm??? ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Don't listen to their nonsense, the three of them just joined today, just like you." ”

Big Stupid: "They? Are they all women? ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Yes, does it feel like a sudden harem?" ”

Big Blumsy: "......"

Little Five Lori: "It's over, it's over, the innocent boy is about to fall." ”

Big Bendan: "So, this is a new group?" ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "I don't know when this group was founded. ”

Big Stupid: "Huh? What the hell are you talking about? ”

Pache Go: "It's messy, I know. ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Let's put it this way, I also joined this group a long time ago, because I was the first member of the group, so I became an administrator, and then many people joined one after another, like what kind of scorching crusaders, Bilibili, ordinary elementary school students, sugar lovers, floor-lifting experts, SSS group leaders, death agents, righteous partners, etc., there were about more than 100 people at the most lively time. ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Until one day...... Well, in fact, it was yesterday that the group leader, including the other group members, suddenly disappeared, and I was the only one left in the group, and I became the acting group leader. ”

Big stupid: "There is such a thing as an agent group leader?" ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "I don't believe you're looking at my information." ”

Tang Hao clicked on Yayun Zi's group information, and sure enough, he saw the words acting group leader behind the ID.

W-What kind of mess is this?

Big Stupid: "So, you just let me join your group because of this?" ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "yes, don't you think it's a serious problem?" ”

Big stupid: "It's weird, it's weird, but I don't see it when it's serious." ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "It's very serious, okay, when the group was normal in the past, we group members could form a group to go to other two-dimensional worlds to play, but now it has suddenly become a dead group, the group level is directly cleared, and it is even in danger of disbanding, knowing this, can you still speak in the tone you just had?" ”

Big Stupid: "Huh? ”

Tang Hao in front of the screen was stunned for a moment, what kind of stupid dick talk are stupid netizens talking about?

Big Stupid: "Are you saying that this group also has the function of traveling to the two-dimensional world?" ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "yes. ”

Big Stupid: "Then who are you?" ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "Of course I'm Yakumo Murasaki." ”

Big stupid: "That one was born in Gensokyo, and after living for an unknown number of years, she insisted on pretending to be a seventeen-year-old girl, and she was elusive, and she also liked to peep behind the scenes, and the monster Yakumo Purple in the gaps?" ”

Seventeen-year-old girl: "...... Although you hacked me enough, but this time in order to prove my identity, I will forgive you, that's right, I am that Yakumo Murasaki. ”

Tang Hao was stunned in front of the screen for a few seconds, although he also knew that some of the senior otaku now were relatively middle two, but it was indeed relatively rare to enter the drama to this extent, and he would not bother to care if it was an ordinary person, but after all, this guy had a friendship with himself for more than half a year, and after thinking about it, he decided to try treatment.

Big stupid: "Wake up, girl, let's not say that this is a three-dimensional world, it is impossible for me and Yakumo Zi to become netizens at all, even if it is ......"

Big stupid: "Even if you are really Yakumo Zi, I said you an old woman, can you still press my head on the keyboard flksdjflksdjflkdsjf; ldksjfisodufoids7yi9in j lkjld

Pache Go: "Wow, it's really out of order!" ”

Little Five Lori: "Is this the face scrolling keyboard?,It's amazing!" ”

Dead House Kaguya: "Damn, the old lady is finally out of prison!" ”