Chapter 46: Where Is My Door? (1)
(As a new report below, since yesterday night, there have been 753 reported cases, all of which are related to the disappearance of children.) It is reported that the time of reporting the case was not long after Pan Yifeng, the deputy captain of the second brigade of the big puff-mushroom team, closed the team. At present, the headquarters of the big puff-mushroom is boiling for a while. Fortunately, the second team did not return in vain. These survivors were rescued by the Second Brigade during this mission, and if there are family members before the TV, please come to the headquarters of the Second Brigade to claim them...... )
On TV, Xiaodou and Xiaoguo are posing, Xiaokui is standing shyly to the side, and another guy is crazy to cover his face with things. Of course, it didn't work. Because for Yang Xiaoru in front of the TV, there is no need to dodge.
"Spray Mushroom !!"
Xiaoru smashed the TV screen with a punch.
The spray mushroom on the other side of the screen suddenly shook off the thing that was used to cover his face.
"I have a sense of foreboding......"
Spray small mushrooms and shiver.
"Don't worry, no problem! Come with me! Finally got on TV! ”
The adzuki bean is heartily pulled on the spray mushroom.
……
It seems that after the heart ghost is gone, that is, after the so-called Hank is gone. The puppets lose their instructions and become a swarm of headless flies......
Actually, the truth of the matter is ...... Pan Yifeng destroyed all these puppets...... As for why they were destroyed, it seemed to him that they were destroyed as heretics......
As everyone knows, how much harm is caused by such behavior to the families of these children...... Even if those children are no longer children in the true sense of the word......
(The only sunshine experience room in Yanagi Yokoku)
As the name suggests, it is a place full of sunshine. It is the only place in the country of Liuyo that has a daytime effect.
I saw that the old man Garlic imitated Dave's set, holding a parasol, setting up a beach chair, wearing a big sunglasses, and enjoying the sun leisurely.
Unexpectedly, Dave's words really made the old man garlic, who was originally full of apologies to the children, feel relieved all of a sudden, and actually spent his vacation here leisurely.
Of course, if I can show you garlic, it means that his vacation days are coming to an end.
No, I saw a child with beanie eyes and black curtain-like hair that stretched from the hairline to the heels. Also, he has two yellow eyes in his curtain hair (though it's not certain that they are). )
Even though this style is very different, it is not difficult to see that he and those people of the Ground Thorn family were born to the same mother (I am talking nonsense, don't believe it. )
"Here? …… Ahem! ”
The old man garlic took a sip of the extra-long straw and found that the juice was not sucked up, so he sucked it many times...... Eventually, due to lack of oxygen, I finally stopped pretending.
"The old gentleman is still so humorous haha!"
As expected, the curtain kid's voice matched his appearance, and it was also roughly judged that it should be a male ball.
"Oh, don't laugh at the old man...... By the way, how did you find the old man? ”
Old man Garlic sat up.
"Track!"
I didn't expect this kid to be so outspoken.
“…… Huhuhu, you really have your old style...... Hey, Mr. Dave, don't blame the old man for not listening to you~ This old thing came to the door by himself......"
Old Man Garlic smiled at first, then turned to the side and muttered to himself.
"Mr. Dave?"
The child looked confused.
“…… Don't you know him? No, you have the same experience as the old man, shouldn't you not know him? ”
The old man shook the cup, only to realize that there was only ice cubes left.
"No, no, no, the old gentleman is serious...... Although I do know Mr. Dave, I dare not compare my experience with the old man. ”
The child returned the salute very modestly.
"But at that time, you saved the old man from fire and water, and this will not change."
The old man garlic shook the bell calling for the waiter as he spoke.
The old gentleman was still serious...... Let's start with what you started talking about Mr. Dave, right? What's wrong with him? ”
Children are always respectful.
“…… He said, don't let the old man come to you, what do you say about the old man's doting and so on......"
As if he had found a weakness, the old man began to cry, make trouble, and hang himself.
"How can this be true? Even if he is that person, there is no reason to do such a ridiculous thing to you! ”
The child was indignant.
“…… Huhu, it's because he's that person...... Since you always took the initiative to come to the door, it just saved the old man a lot of effort...... Refill! By the way, I will give this guest a cup of sour plum soup. ”
Old man garlic said to the waiter who came over.
"Huh! Don't don't, don't! I'm just here to ask the old gentleman for something! ”
The child hurriedly waved his hand, I don't know if he was really embarrassed to accept the sour plum soup of the old man garlic or didn't dare to drink it.
No, the old man garlic immediately answered: "Oh? You used to be the sour plum soup bully on your street, huh? What's wrong, are your teeth almost gone? ”
Old man Garlic sneered solemnly.
“…… Since the old gentleman has said so, how can I not drink it? Please, please bring me ten cups...... I don't know, can the old gentleman fight? ”
The child instantly became energetic, but provoked the garlic.
“…… Since this is the case, the old man is gone! Fifty cups! ”
The old man garlic opened his five fingers and said to the waiter, while looking at the child with sharp eyes.
"Five, fifty cups?"
The child shuddered.
"What? Don't dare? ”
The old man garlic took advantage of the weakness to enter.
(Hurry up and refuse, who will drink fifty cups, it's strange if you don't have diarrhea...... )”
The old man garlic is actually panicked.
“…… Good, good! Fifty cups is fifty cups! ”
But this kid is also a stubborn temper, so he readily agreed.
“!!!!!”
The old man grinded his lower lip and looked at the child in horror.
"Huh? What's wrong? ”
The child stared blankly at the garlic.
"Nope! Nothing! (Whew, this old thing is really dead!) )”
The old man garlic has already cut a thousand knives in his heart.
"Let's tell me what the old gentleman is talking about, right?"
The child gradually stabilized and sat down on the garlic recliner.
"Then the old man got straight to the point...... Although it is true that children should be allowed to grow up on their own...... However, as an elder, the old man is here to beg you to help the old man take care of the children. ”
Old man garlic said as he handed the poster to the child. (By the way, this poster was the trophy of the cleansing of the lair at that time.) )
"That's all?"
The child asked.
"Oh no, you just have to focus on these three kids...... But don't go too far, after all, it's the children's own experience. ”
The old man garlic pointed to the small bean and small kui and small fruit on the poster and said.
"Don't worry! Mr. Garlic said a word, I Yaoyao Bei will not give up...... Besides, the extent to which I can help them is entirely up to them. If they don't live up to my standards, I won't be so easy to help. ”
Yao Yaobei said with a relaxed face.
"Well, then the old man is relieved. Tell us about your request! ”
"Okay...... Actually, I was also entrusted by others. However, due to lack of strength, I hereby invite the old gentleman to go to the ......"
Yao Yaobei clenched his hands into fists.
“…… Where to go? ”
"The Clan of Ice Mushrooms!"
"Oh? Will the strong Ice Mushroom clan also need help at times? ”
"That's right! This time, they had met an opponent of the same stat. ”
"Opponents of the same attributes? …… The old man got it...... Beforehand, though, it's time to start our sour plum soup battle, right? ”
The old man garlic pointed to the waiter who came with the basket on his head and said.
"Okay, okay!"
Yao Yaobei was shocked, but he still gritted his teeth and agreed.
(Next to the fountain at Puff-shroom Kindergarten)
Spray Mushroom's legs turned purple, and it took a lot of strength to barely restrain the trembling of his legs and stand up.
The little beans on the side couldn't help laughing.
"Hey! Enough of you! ”
Spray Shroom looked at them with some annoyance.
"Oh, don't be stingy~ Now that it's okay, let's go play!"
Xiaodou deliberately patted the back of the spraying mushroom and said.
"Ouch! Damn stinky boy! When my leg is healed, you will feel better! ”
Squirting shroom roared.
"In that case, let's go play! This will also make your legs get better faster! There are so many interesting places in Liuyo Country that we haven't been to! ”
The bean was ready to go, but it was doused by the mushroom in one palm.
"You stinky boy! Are you here to play?! Have you forgotten why you came here?! ”
The mushroom hat is about to be angry.
“…… It's okay~ It's rare to come to a big city......"
Xiaodou thought for a while, and then said.
"Brother~"
Aoi reproached.
“…… I'm sorry, but Liu Yoo is too big, and even if I give me a month, I may not be able to take you all over...... Moreover, the funds for the kindergarten are also ...... I'm sorry! ”
Squirting mushroom said through gritted teeth.
"Ah, that's a shame......"
Xiaodou blurted out, and Xiaokui covered her mouth in time.
"Hehe, Spray Mushroom, look at this, you take us to the nearest place where we can take the commission, so that we can rely on our own strength to obtain the funds of the Liuyue Kingdom without making it too difficult for you. After all, there are so many children, right? ”
Xiaokui is worthy of being a regulator, and she got two people at once.
It's not so much that it's done, it's more that Xiaodou is unilaterally excited.
It seems that no matter what it is, as long as it is close to playing, Xiaodou will not refuse.
Of course, this kind of thing is not a bad thing for them to spray small mushrooms.
“…… Okay, but I'm going with you! ”
Spraying mushrooms breathed a long sigh of relief, and it seemed that the economic crisis was solved.
"Huh? Your knees don't matter, do you? ”
Bean squinted and smiled.
"Can't you just say something good?!"
Squirting mushrooms angrily.
"But it's okay, our little Puff-shroom race is recovering very quickly."
Squirting mushrooms pointed to his knees, only to see that the dirt on it was much smaller.
"Uh-huh! Then get ready and go! ”
Beans couldn't wait and circled around the fountain.
"What a boy who can't stop."
Spray mushroom said helplessly.
Here, Xiaoguo didn't know when to run in circles with Xiaodou.
(Spooky Castle)
There was a familiar sound of brakes outside the castle.
This move really shocked the crows.
However, there was not the slightest movement inside the castle.
Finally, the brake soundmakers lost their patience. He slammed the car door shut and walked towards the castle gate with a big fat belly. (The pot-bellied man wears a white cloak and can't see his face.) )
At this moment, the black-haired old butler walked out unhurriedly holding a wine plate with only red wine glasses. Looking at his appearance, he didn't seem to have the slightest fear of the pot-bellied man in front of him.
At this time, the pot-bellied man spoke.
“releoo”
(You're supposed to be the butler here, right?) Is your master here? )
“…… What's the point? ”
The butler replied coldly.
“waiiwao”
(Talk to your master.) )
The big-bellied man always shakes his bloated body, giving people a feeling of unstable center of gravity.
“…… Please come back, hypocrites are not welcome here! ”
The butler's eyes gradually sharpened.
“…… What if, I'm going to say no?! ”
The pot-bellied man threw away the bubble text, and then said in a very harsh tone.
"Sending off!"
The butler gave an order, and two black-haired bodyguards appeared in sight.
The big-bellied man also rushed to the bodyguard mercilessly, only to see that a small black thing resembling a mushroom appeared in the bodyguard's hand, and then threw it - colliding with the big-bellied man provoked a fierce explosion.
The explosion shattered the floor around them, but who would have thought that the pot-bellied man would be unharmed, not even his cloak.
The bodyguards couldn't afford to lose the battle, and threw black mushrooms one after another. Almost nothing survived on the floor outside the castle, but the pot-bellied man was still as light as a swallow.
The bodyguards were furious when they saw this, and it seemed that they were planning to make some big moves.
"Stand down!"
The butler gave an order, and the two bodyguards instantly retreated to the castle.
"What? Out of tricks? ”
The pot-bellied man provoked.
"I'm holding a wine plate."
The butler said as he stood straight.
“…… What? ”
The big-bellied man looked surprised.
"I said, I'm holding a wine plate."
The butler kept repeating.
“…… What do you mean? ”
The pot-bellied man seemed to detect some of the butler's unspoken meanings, and there seemed to be a hint of anger in his tone.
"I'll fight you with one hand. So, you should get the idea, right? ”
The butler still stood upright, his demeanor calm.
"Don't look down on people! Bastard! ”
The pot-bellied man angrily rushed towards the butler, but the butler did not move, only raised his hand slightly. At the moment when the man was about to approach him, he used the impact force of his hand to rush him far away.
“…… How's that? If you can make the glass on my plate move, I'll let you in. ”
The butler always has a serious look on his face, and speaks words that do not look like human beings.
"What do you say! Bastard! ”
The man was quite unconvinced, and planned another wave of offensives. There was a clear difference this time, but the difference was that the butler changed from his hands to his legs.
Seeing him, he easily kicked the man exactly as far as he had pushed him before.
"No...... No way! Big...... Eldest brother! I, I'm just here to talk to your boss about a deal, absolutely, absolutely no malice......"
The man who had two foreign appearances really became obedient.
"However, hypocrites are not welcome here!"
The butler still speaks straightforwardly.
At this moment, the familiar sound of a car engine came from a distance.
“…… Could it be him? ”
The man thought for a moment, then drove away in his little broken car.
"Our castle is so lively today!"
The butler thought he was handsome and waved his hand, but unexpectedly, the hand he waved was actually the one holding the wine plate.
Of course, the result was to be expected - the glass was shattered, shattered to the point of shamelessness, shattered to the point of darkness.
(Oops!) I'm going to be scolded now, this is the cup that the master bought from the Century Auction last time...... )”
The butler gasped.
Then, the familiar sound of brakes came again.
(Headquarters of the 2nd Brigade)
"Anyway...... Why are you here again! ”
Xiaodou complained.
"Because this is the place to take the commission."
Squirting mushrooms said innocently.
"I want to see that Uncle Pan Yifeng again, I don't want it! That stinky man! ”
Xiaodou went all the way and complained all the way.
"Who do you say is a stinky man?"
The complaining ended here, and Xiaodou's face came into close contact with a greasy belly.
Xiaodou raised his head timidly, and a fat face was looking at him with pleasure.
"Huh! Uncle Yifeng! ”
Xiaodou jumped back a few steps and exclaimed.
"I'm impatient, aren't you?"
Instead, Pan Yifeng's expression twitched.
"It's not such an Uncle Yifeng! Listen to me! ”
Xiaodou sat on the ground, constantly seeking support from the people around him. However, whenever he looked at a person, that person's eyes deliberately avoided him.
“…… I wanted to be angry, but I want to spare you for the time being that I'm the captain! To compensate, here's a commission for you! ”
Pan Yifeng adjusted his posture and said.
“…… Could it be, tell us to commission for free......"
Bean asked tentatively.
"What do you say?! Little fool! Our big puff-mushroom bureau is very principled, right? It's just that no one does this commission, and we do it in order to maintain a 100% completion rate of daily orders! ”
Pan Yifeng roared angrily.
"Good...... Well, then, why wouldn't anyone else want to take it? ”
Bean has been on the verge of death.
"You little bastard! How can there be so many why?! It's nothing more than that high-level heroes don't have enough money, and low-level heroes don't have the strength to do it...... Worst! If you accidentally finish your mouth! ”
Pan Yifeng hurriedly covered his mouth.
"So you mean, we're all mid-tier heroes, right?"
Shodou's tone gradually stabilized.
“…… No, not really! (It's just because no low-level hero has the courage to do it, besides, is it really okay for you guys who aren't even low-level?) )”
Pan Yifeng has one set on the surface and one set on the back.
"What do you say?!"
Before Pan Yifeng finished his lewdness, Xiaodou snatched his momentum.
"Brother~"
Xiaokui is still the same, and she blames Xiaodou for being useless every day.
"Huh?"
Pan Yifeng looked confused.
"We're high-ranking heroes! It's just that we are high-level heroes who are high-level and will not be afraid of having less money! You've memorized for me, the name of our God of War Squad! ”
Xiaodou is nervous again.
"Brother!"
Aoi was a little annoyed.
"Oooh! God of War, God of War! ”
Xiaoguo followed and coaxed.
“…… Although, I don't know what he's talking about...... However, it feels so cool! ”
Squirting Mushroom completely forgot about the pain in his knee.
"Ah!!! That's enough!! What a mess! Whatever you are, now that you've accepted it willingly, then Lao Tzu, ahh Then I'm not welcome to Pan Yifeng, the vice captain! Follow me! ”
Pan Yifeng interrupted everyone's obscenity, which was a shame.
Soon, everyone followed Pan Yifeng to the commission column of the headquarters.
At a glance, on the entire railing, there is a purple commission, and the client is just right a white product client. (History is always strikingly similar.) )
"Okay, now that you've taken over the commission, I'm not in charge of the rest of the work. Although I am very reluctant, the next work will be handed over to the captain of our second team, Zifei! ”
Pan Yifeng walked into the room very reluctantly, and soon, Zi Fei walked out.
"Are you Mr. Zifei?"
Xiao Kui hurriedly asked, in her opinion, in this kind of social aspect, it is better to take the initiative to avoid extraneous branches.
Unexpectedly, Zifei's eyes came with murderous intent: "Actually, my real name is purple thin~ come, follow me, purple, thin~"
Zi Fei gradually approached Xiao Kui, and the appearance of squeezing his eyebrows made his expression even more terrifying.
“…… Purple, skinny, sir......"
Aoi was obviously frightened.
"He's a liar!"
At this time, the sound of Pan Yifeng came from inside the house.
However, this is probably the last time Yifeng spoke out. I saw that Zi Fei rushed into the room with a meteor step.
……
There was no movement
Soon, the purple fat covered in blood walked out with a smile.
"Come, let's continue, everyone follow me to read, purple, thin, sir~"
Zi Fei was still smiling.
"Okay, Mr. Zifei! So can we do the commission? Why is there no information about this commission? And the commission money is not written, isn't this a fraud to the citizens? You say, Mr. Zifei. ”
Xiaodou unscrupulously burst into a mouth, and sure enough, Zi Fei dragged him into the inner room where Pan Yifeng was very gentlemanly.
"What are you going to do Mr. Purple Fat, ah!!!!"
As the screams ended, Zi Fei walked out with a smile on his face again.
"Come on...... Read with me again, purple, thin, sir~"
This time, Zi Fei smiled even more reluctantly.
"Okay~... Purple Thin ......"
Before Xiaokui finished speaking, Xiaoguo snatched the phone.
"Look, this big fat guy is fatter than me, hahaha!"
Everything was expected, and Xiaoguo was also glorious.
This time, Zi Fei's whole body was almost dyed red. He didn't laugh again when he came out this time, but just stared at the two little fresh meat in front of him frantically.
“…… Say! I've probably taught you many times in the beginning...... If you say the wrong thing, don't blame me for being rude! ”
Zifei's eyes glowed red, and he stared at the two of them with one big and one small eye.
"Purple ...... Fat...... Oh no, no, no! I said soon! It's not like this, it's not like this! Yes!!!!! ”
The mushroom spray is also over.
At this time, it is no longer purple fertilizer, but red fertilizer.
"Come on...... Xiaoguliang, all this started because of you, so let's end with you...... Whether you want to be buried here, or go to the pinnacle of life from now on, you choose! ”
Hongfei has no expectations anymore, and is ready to drag Xiaokui away at any time.
"Mr. Purple Skinny!! I don't think you're doing that at all what a boss should do! Whether or not someone calls your name wrong, you're doing it wrong! ”
Xiao Aoi stupidly thought that his name was Zi Thin, but this was not the point, the key was that Xiao Aoi's legs were also trembling.
However, unexpectedly, Zifei, who heard the word purple and thin, immediately became docile, and even turned a deaf ear to what Xiao Kui said later.
"Isn't this the end sooner?"
Purple Fat was as happy as a girl.
"Whew...... But it scared the hell out of me......"
Aoi whispered.
"So, let me tell you the details of the commission...... The reason why I don't write the content on the commission is because there is no need for it at all! The first is to take into account the phenomenon of random entrustment, and the second is that there are many extremely secret entrustments that can only be completed by specific personnel...... Oops! I accidentally told such an important secret! ”
Zi Fei immediately covered his mouth.
"There's no need to hide it from us kids......
Xiao Kui said helplessly.
“…… Also! Well, I'll tell you what this commission is about...... Hey, why can't you find it? …… Oooh! Found it, found it! ”
Purple manure rummaged through boxes and cabinets for most of the day.
(Does it really matter if it's so sloppy?) )”
Xiao Aoi complained.
“…… The client's wish is to help him recover his lost ...... Door?! Watt Faco? ”
Zifei looked like he had just met the commission.
(Don't you usually look at commissions?!) )”
Aoi became more and more annoyed.
“…… Oh, it doesn't matter, this client's name is Wang Sanzhuang, and he lives at No. 57 Qinghuayuan, not far from 72nd Street, so why should I say 72nd Street? Anyway, your mission is to go there and help him find the lost door! It's that simple! The specific situation will not be known until he sees him, okay, I'll leave it to you! ”
Zi Fei's speed of speech gradually increased, as if he had completed a task. Now that I think about Pan Yifeng, it's really easy.
"That, my friends......"
Aoi asked.
"Oh they, it's all right! Just scared and fainted! ”
Zifei said with a relaxed face.
"What about this, bloody ......"
"Ah, you say this! Ketchup! I'll just say you kids are timid! Scared out by ketchup. No, look, wood! It's delicious, would you like to try it? ”
Zifei said as he smeared ketchup from his greasy body and put it in front of Xiao Kui.
“…… Thank you Purple F...... Sir, I don't think so, it's important to do the commission. Can't you let your 100% commission completion rate drop the chain every day, don't you say? ”
Xiao Kui changed the topic with a whim, but fortunately, Zifei did not deliberately pursue it.
"Hey! What should I be? This is something that the madman named Pan Yifeng will insist on, and it doesn't matter what the completion rate is! Well, in that case, call your buddies and go! ”
Zifei didn't seem to want to stick to his post either, and when he heard Xiaokui say this, he pushed the boat down the river.
(Outside the Spooky Castle)
The butler sent Dave out of the door and quickly returned to the castle.
“”
Penny was still sizzling as usual.
"It's different! Although both me and Mr. Garlic are for the good of the children, after all, I love the world deeply! ”
Dave spoke sensationally.
“”
As she spoke, Penny laughed heartily at the sound of her comical electricity.
"You don't understand!"
But no matter how much Dave retorted, Penny couldn't seem to stop laughing.
"Looks like you need to fix it!"
Dave angrily stepped into Penny, slammed the gas pedal to the bottom, and left the castle with a puff of smoke.
"What do you think?"
The black-haired butler bowed behind the castle's owner.
"What about those children, sure enough, we still have to meet to decide...... Whether or not you can borrow my hand is up to you. ”
The owner of the castle said as he licked the red liquid from his fingertips.
"Are you planning to make a comeback?"
The housekeeper tried to make a gesture of compliment.
"Don't talk about that yet...... Where's my high-end wine glass? ”
The host asked suddenly.
"Huh! No, it's not, don't you generally use it and don't touch it again? ”
The housekeeper broke out in a cold sweat.
"Ah, it's just that today, suddenly a little nostalgic, I always feel that I have something in my hand to set off."
The master said as he made a finger twisting and closing motion.
"What do you think of the gold trophy from the last auction?"
The butler was terrified at every word.
"Do you think it's appropriate for me to spin around with that big trophy in my hand?"
The master seems to be aware of the butler's anomaly.
"Then, how about the golden hamster that I bought at Liuyo International Pet Store last time, you see, I already brought it to you."
The butler took out the little hamster in a panic, and he was already sweating profusely.
"Old Lu, what's wrong with you today? Why do you keep hiding something from me? ”
The owner of the castle asked.
"Huh! No, no, no! I'm going to get it for you! ”
The butler finally decided to accept the reality.
“…… Forget it, next time accompany me to the international market to find one~"
The master said, I don't know when he already picked up the golden hamster in his hand, and slowly left.
"Woo woo, master! Your great kindness, my old Lu is unforgettable! ”
The housekeeper is in great trouble, with a handful of snot and tears.