[9] I'm not the king of the Dark Moon Harem!

"ID Dark Moon Harem King, hello."

When I asked about dinner at the front desk of the hotel, I was called so.

In order not to make a troublesome situation where I don't match my ID, I had to acquiesce.

“…… That one...... I would like to ask if there are any places near here where I can have dinner. ”

"Hmm...... There are many, which style do you prefer? ”

The front desk lady checked the computer for me, searched for restaurants nearby, and asked with a smile......

"Whatever...... How do you think it is suitable for us, how can you recommend it, as long as it is in line with the style of this town. ”

I pursed my lips and said casually, after all, the cats didn't give me an accurate answer, so I had to say so.

- "Well, okay ❤"

She smiled sweetly, heard my words, as if she had found a restaurant to recommend, wrote a few strokes on a small piece of paper, and handed it to me.

"It's this restaurant, it's not far down the mountain road, it's quite close."

I took the note she handed me.

"Thank you."

I politely said thank you, and I went to find the cats.

……

"Well, this should be it."

I looked at the restaurant in front of me, okay...... I've had a lot of epiphanies now.

Just now I said to the front desk lady: how to fit a few of us how to recommend it, in line with the style of the town...... And she seemed to have misunderstood something, and recommended this restaurant to me in combination with the town's style [honeymoon style].

- First of all, the name that makes people sweat - Tanabata Venus Romantic Restaurant.

I've long heard of the combination of Chinese and Western in this town, but I didn't expect to really combine Venus and Tanabata together.

The style of the Tanabata Venus Romantic Restaurant is roughly the same as that of the white and pink Victorian Snow Villa, but in these two shades, a new crimson rose color is added, which is more romantic and eye-catching.

The décor is slightly like a bar, with a variety of famous wines on the front desk, and the seating is very fresh, pink and white tones, and a bottle of roses is placed at each square table.

"Junior brother, do you want to eat here?"

"What do you think......

I was a little apprehensive that they wouldn't like to come here because it was a couple's restaurant.

"It's okay, I like it."

The cat nodded and said with a sweet smile.

"Hmm...... The recommendation at the door said there was a chocolate pairing......"

Ling bit a new lollipop and pointed to the food at the door...... Feelings: You were tempted by chocolate.

"I also like chocolate."

Alice followed in Ling's footsteps again and again.

"Okay, let's go here."

I entered the restaurant with everyone, and the reception lady immediately greeted me warmly.

"Well, hello guests, how many?"

She said, holding something like a menu.

"Six."

I said, and her expression immediately became rich, like the reception lady at Victoria's Snow Lodge.

"Are the latter people all with you?"

"Well, yes."

"Oh...... Luckily, we have six seats. ”

Slightly surprised, she replied to me with a smile.

Hey, what does "okay" mean, don't say it's not easy for six people to eat!

Too lazy to complain about the waiter, following in her footsteps, we sat down at a very spacious square table in the middle of the room.

After all the girls were seated, I sat outside.

"Do you want to order now?"

She asked, seeing that we were all seated.

"Hmmm......"

Everyone flipped through the menu......

French snails, pan-seared lamb chops, lemon-marinated sea bass, tuna pizza, tiramisu with ice cream......

A large number of dazzling dishes appeared in front of me, and the words ...... What's that French snail...... Uh, I've always wondered if those buddies who eat snails are really delicious......

"A ...... of tiramisu with ice cream"

Just when I was worried about my comrades eating snails, Alice had already started ordering.

"Uh, is it okay to eat ice cream in winter......"

As her fiancé (although I don't admit it myself), but also as an elder, I remind her.

"It's okay, I have a different space hidden in my stomach."

Alice said to me with a blank face, and she felt a little proud of it.

But I don't bother to care about her anymore, this guy must eat Häagen-Dazs every day when he is at my house......

"Then I...... Want this couple strawberry cake...... I want my brother to feed me. ”

The younger brother also began to order.

But please remove the second half of your sentence, okay, there is no "want my junior to feed me" this additional meal requirement.

"This ......"

Ling still ordered a chocolate pairing...... After everyone ordered the side meal, they began to order the main meal.

I ordered a pizza and decided to give it a go.

Well.

With that in mind, I got up and went to the bathroom.

"Is my brother going to play?"

Alice looked up and asked, uh, what's the fun in the bathroom.

"Junior is going to go to the bathroom, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"Then, give you sanitary napkins......"

She smiled slightly, and reached into her bag to take out something......

"Senior sister, you're enough."

I complained helplessly...... Then I walked towards the toilet.

Alas, really, the senior sister still loves to joke as always......

I walked to the bathroom at the end of the corridor and passed a couple kissing in front of the toilet door (why do you kiss in such an unintentional place in front of the bathroom...... )

“darling……”

With a helpless look on my face, I went into the bathroom.

Then, I walked to the sink where I washed my hands, intending to wash my hands first.

Facing the mirror of the mirror, the mood is much calmer, well, don't think about Indian god oil, sanitary napkins and the like.

I reached for the switch of the faucet, and a cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

Uh, what is it?

On the faucet, there is a label.

There are a few big words written on the label [To: Dark Moon Harem King]

Darkmoon Harem King...... I don't want to admit it, but isn't that me?

I took the note open and broke out in a cold sweat over its contents.

【Dark Moon Harem King - We will warn you】

During these days, you are not allowed to destroy the virginity of any beautiful woman around you.

We'll keep an eye on your every move from behind, so don't leave anything to chance.

If you don't want to die, please boldly unleash the dark power between your legs.

We are the messengers of the Holy - the scissors of sanctions.

……

My lower body is inexplicably cold, is this bathroom ventilated......

What a terrible threat is this...... Anyway, I didn't invite everyone because I wanted to open a harem, but I was also a victim of being forced by the Dark Moon Chamber of Commerce, okay.

I'm not the king of the Dark Moon Harem!

However, the person is not here, only a note was left, and it is useless to explain it.

Now, all I can do is face up to this crisis.

In addition to bringing me threats, the beautiful girls who may make me explode also have more threats born out of thin air.

Uh, what a difficult future......