Chapter 424: The Lord is mighty
Catastrophe missions have always been linked to merit, so as soon as I heard the word "merit", Uncle Pancake came, and now Uncle Pancake can be described as a double harvest of career and love.
I originally thought that Uncle Pancake, who was blind in both eyes, would not be able to broadcast live anymore, but who knew that this product had a strong heart, and formed a husband and wife file with Sadako, specializing in drilling into the legendary murderous houses and haunted houses in various cities.
You must know that there is no shortage of supernatural live broadcasts, whether in reality or in the game, not to mention the few days of visits to the cemetery and abandoned houses in reality, just to say that most of the haunted houses in the game are genuine. And because it is relatively difficult to obtain the skills on the mysterious side, everyone generally doesn't touch them much. First, the supernatural enemies have invisible abilities, and ordinary players have no problem. Second, the supernatural enemies attack in a strange way, and they are often very troublesome. Therefore, this kind of supernatural live broadcast is rare in the game.
Now the combination of Uncle Pancake and Sadako is taking this as a selling point, you must know that unless it is the ghost in those horror film series that the whole world knows, such as the boss of the Ghost Street and the Friday series on the 13th, the rest of the haunted houses are considered small fish and shrimp, and Sadako is a fierce ghost raised by Xu Fu Crow with a blood curse, and it is not too easy to deal with this kind of monster.
So Uncle Pancake found another way, and made the little ghosts that players were unwilling to touch in the past into a funny live broadcast, and cooperated with Sadako to play with all kinds of ghosts and monsters during the live broadcast, and the whole funny collection.
Because of this, when Hei Bai saw Uncle Pancake, he almost thought that what he saw was not a blind man, but the pinnacle of the year recognized by the United Nations.
"Oh hahahaha! Old iron, I'll tell you, my brother is very powerful, no, the catastrophe mission is coming!" Uncle Pancake closed his eyes and laughed at his phone, while Sadako covered his mouth and stole fun, he even pointed the phone camera at black and white.
Black and white (¬_¬)ノ
Ignoring this goods, Hei Bai turned his head to look at the rest of the friends, this should be the most well-prepared catastrophe mission for everyone, the previous tasks were a bit hasty, which caught everyone off guard.
"Which timeline did your eldest brother run to?" asked Hei Bai as he looked at Yu Feng who was holding a knife on the sofa.
"I don't know, the eldest brother didn't say it, but there are so many ancient dynasties, and it should be very simple to find a tragic battle. Yu Feng shrugged.
Nodding in black and white, just like Yu Feng said, Yu Xuan has too many choices, and it is estimated that even he himself does not know which one is best. "By the way, what about your second brother?
Yu Feng rolled his eyes when he heard this, "What do you think is a good thing about the catastrophe mission, if you don't know it, you have to hang up! Besides, he is now mixed up with that Japanese cannon brother, and I heard him say that the power of the two people's Shishen fighting together has increased a lot, and the efficiency of doing tasks has improved a lot." ”
Hei Bai rubbed his eyebrows, okay, Yu Hao didn't like him in the first place, and it was not surprising that he didn't come this time. "What about the big orange? Why didn't he come, isn't he very idle? Could it be that he is looking for a place to retreat and practice the Lion's Roar Gong?"
Yu Feng said with a smile: "His lion roar skill has been tainted by Kuhai, and now he looks like a big devil with a murderous aura, and he can't even enter the door of Shaolin Temple, so this thing is now mixed with your cousin, and it is said that he has become the number one thug under your cousin." There is no need to pretend to be a suspect when interrogating, as long as you go to that station, the prisoner himself will be frightened by the surging murderous aura!"
Black and white almost laughed, sling silk pretending to be a killer, this bridge is also in the movie, and sure enough, life is like a drama all depends on acting skills!
Black and white thought about looking around again, now Stark is all his attention on the spaceship in outer space, so that all the company's affairs are handed over to Pepper, it was a busy time, but because everyone's attention is in outer space, so without the attention of competitors, the business affairs are running in an orderly manner, but a few strong women are idle. So Hotaru also participated in this mission.
Alan Ming also has the identity of a researcher at Stark Corporation, and thanks to the blessing of the alien spacecraft, he can be regarded as having a short vacation. With the addition of Gerrard and Aurora, the three bigwigs in this forbidden area are all here.
"Your brother isn't coming?" black and white curious.
"Cameron is in charge of bringing the Void Three Heroes to fight with the Three Kings, since they proposed the decapitation operation, we can't give up halfway. Alan said indifferently, but there is also a reason why Cameron's strength is slightly weaker, this catastrophe mission is not something that anyone can do, and even if there are not enough people, it is just to deliver food to the enemy.
Alan said and turned his head to look at Solan who was sorting out his equipment on the other side, and asked in a low voice, "That person is the one with the highest IQ on the earth in the legend?"
Black and white looked at Solan, who was picking up a lightsaber to check, and also whispered: "It was said by your two missing astronaut colleagues, and I can't tell if it's true or not." ”
Alan frowned slightly, the two missing astronauts have always been a thorn in their hearts, and they can't say whether they are friends or foes, but the pressure on them in Jupiter was really a little too great, so that they were a little shadowy.
"Do you think he's going to be a fine work or something......"
Alan smiled angrily, "Don't think about it, he doesn't develop forces and doesn't interfere with the progress of human science, and he is like an otaku if he has no desires." Even if those two astronauts want to make trouble, they won't look for such a player!"
Alan opened his mouth and finally didn't say anything, and Black and White had already put all the fulfillment equipment in his pocket, and learning magic was convenient.
However, when Black and White looked around again, it was a little awkward, and finally there was a catastrophe mission that could be prepared in advance, who knew that so many people could not participate.
"Ready? Let's go!"
The space-time golden ball was activated, and black and white took the lead in entering the space-time channel.
"Sir, welcome back, please come with me!"
As soon as everyone landed, they were taken aback by the housekeeper Sister E, this has a title, a real estate and so many maids and maids in ancient times, you are so wonderful!
Black and white glanced at everyone proudly, what is it that there is a villa on the modern line, but we have a huge mansion in the ancient line. However, Hei Bai didn't have to be proud for long, and Gao Wen, who had just landed, saw that Sister E was very kind, and came up and asked with a smile: "Sister E, what about the hostess of your house?"
Black & White (キ'゚Д゚ ́)!!
Routines!Routines!Where is the lovely Gao Wen in the past?Have you evolved into a scheming female watch now?
"We don't have a hostess here!" Sister E smiled slightly, and she definitely didn't collapse.
Hei Bai secretly wiped the cold sweat on his head and secretly gave Sister E a thumbs up, but Sister E didn't seem to see it at all. Well, if it weren't for Sister E taking the initiative to avoid the room where Lin Mei used to live when arranging the room, he would have thought that Sister E had forgotten!
This housekeeper has to get a salary increase!
"I'll have a letter to the two missionists in a moment, believing that they should come in the evening. Black and white coughed lightly.
Forget about the others, Gao Wen took the initiative to smile and throw Gao Wu on her shoulder aside, and looked at Sister E with her black and white shoulders. Sister E bowed slightly with great interest, which can be regarded as acknowledging her status as the hostess.
Hei Bai sighed secretly and sent the maid to deliver a letter to the mother and daughter of Big Sister Bai and Little Sister Qing. It is rare for everyone to see the mansions of the ancient line, especially foreigners like Allen, who appreciate the ancient style very much. Black and white waited for someone while taking them around.
After about an hour, the mother and daughter finally arrived.
"Boss Hei, you're finally back!We're all about to be annoyed to death by that old Taoist!" Qing Xiaomei snorted and looked at Hei Bai with tears in her eyes.
Black and white lips trembled, Black boss, what is this special name! Subconsciously looked at Gao Wen beside him, and found that there was nothing abnormal about it, just faintly looking at the young girl pretending to be pitiful and cute.
Gao Wen: Just kidding! Can this kind of Internet celebrity face still pose a threat to us?
Hei Bai cleared his throat, "Say, what's the matter?
Sister Bai looked at Gao Wen and the others who smiled indifferently, Yu Feng and Liuying and others may not have any impression, but Allen is one of the three pioneers of mankind, and he is naturally like thunder.
Sister Bai pushed Qing Xiaomei and sneered: "That's the case, not long after the black boss left, the middle-aged man came, although he didn't clearly introduce himself, but I can also guess that he should be the senior brother of the Fog Hidden Gate in the original plot." I can't let him take the Mijin Machine away, so I'll ...... The thought drove the others away, but he seemed to be in a hurry to see him like that, and he even wanted to take it without telling him last night. ”
Alan on the side smiled with some curiosity: "We also watched the original movie when we came, that senior brother's strength is not low, with all due respect, the strength of the two of you who have just entered the C level does not seem to be his opponents!"
Sister Bai hadn't spoken here yet, and Qing Xiaomei's eyes were full of stars and quickly continued: "Brother Allen, you don't know, as soon as my mother took off her clothes directly, that guy was scared away!"
Poof! Gerald squirted out the tea in his mouth instantly, he was not surprised by Sister Bai's strange method, but the sentence "Brother Allen" just now made him laugh.
Alan twitched his cheeks, looking at the twinkling starlight in Qing Xiaomei's eyes, he couldn't be more familiar, this is a brainless fan!
Hei Bai coughed lightly, and when Sister Bai saw this, she instantly pressed down on Qing Xiaomei, and said with a sneer: "That Imperial God Machine will be handed over to you first, and I will ask you to take care of it in the future." As he spoke, he placed the Mijin Machine on the table.
Black and white looked at them in surprise, "You ......"
"Oh, our mother and daughter have low strength, and we can't even afford to save this god machine in our hands, so it will be troublesome if someone robs it, so I'll leave it to you!"
Hei Bai looked at them a little strangely, although he didn't know for a while, he didn't refuse, just turned around and said: "That's fine, you can go to New York when you go back to the modern line in the future, there is a team composed of women in the forbidden area, and there should be a place for you." ”
Aurora nodded behind her and said with a smile: "My command does lack some experienced female players, well, in the words of your flower growers, it is the experience of the rivers and lakes." ”
Sister Bai smiled happily when she saw this, and said busily: "I will entrust you to take care of it in the future!"
In fact, they don't want to hand over the god machine, but the time when black and white is not on this night has made their concept change greatly, they don't know what kind of identity black and white has on this timeline beforehand, but since they have been linked to black and white, the NPCs in the entire capital seem to have changed their attitude towards them.
In the past, when exchanging silver taels, the exchange rate would often be lowered, but this time, the boss of the money bank was very polite to exchange them according to the exchange rate of the NPCs. And when Qing Xiaomei went to the Shenhou Mansion to hand in the task again, the NPC Dayong, who had never given a good face, actually smiled for the first time!
There are many changes in all aspects that have shocked the mother and daughter, and later they were even more surprised when they got a black and white notice to come to the lord's mansion, there was a lord's mansion in ancient times! What kind of concept is this? This is also the foot of the Son of Heaven, if it is in other provinces, it is the emperor of the soil! The mother and daughter, who have always been good at seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, instantly decided to hug their thighs, rather than holding a treasure that they can't protect, it is better to hug a thigh, and the benefits will not be great in the future!
Black and white didn't think about being treated as a thigh by others now.,To be honest, he doesn't care too much about this god machine.,Although there's an introduction to the five-element artifact.,But how you look at it in the original plot looks like a single soldier with multiple rockets.,Who knows what the system changed it to.。
"Where's that Taoist priest?"
Sister Bai replied, "He should take the initiative to find him later." ”
Hei Bai nodded and turned around and smiled: "Let's rest first, it is estimated that the task will be started soon." ”
After all, this is a black and white territory, and Alan and the others are not familiar with it, so they all listened to him and turned around and entered the house. A group of people, after resting and adjusting to dinner, the old Taoist priest really came on time. Maybe it's the name of the lord's mansion or the fact that the god machine has changed its owner, this old Taoist priest is not reckless, and he came in only after being reported by Sister E.
"The villain has seen the lord!" The old Taoist priest looked up, heh, there are so many strange-looking people!
The corners of Heibai's mouth twitched, and he turned around and glanced at everyone angrily, "I told you a long time ago, you have to follow the customs when you enter the countryside, at least change your outfit!"
Gao Wen stretched out her hand and pushed him on the head, "Don't talk about it, you just want to see me in ancient costumes!"
Black and white shocked, "Have you swelled to this extent?"
Alan smiled: "I'm too lazy to change, just as we are alien." ”
Hei Bai reluctantly turned his head and said: "I've heard Xiaoqing say that the Taoist chief is coming, I don't look like an unreasonable person, since I have paid an official visit, should I also show my true face?"
The Taoist priest paused slightly when he heard this, and with a wave of his big sleeves, he changed his appearance as if he was changing his face in a performance, and his action posture was full of momentum, and he was curious to see Allen and the others behind him.
Black and white, "Traditional skills, Sichuan opera changes face to understand." ”
The Taoist priest's face trembled, and he didn't explain and hugged his fists again: "Yang Tianbao of the Fog Hidden Sect has seen the lord." ”
"Yang Tianbao? Well, good name. Where are you coming from?" asked Hei Bai with a cup of tea, and the whole person had enough of the man's style.
At this time, the Taoist priest has changed greatly, and he is about ten years younger than before, with long hair hanging down on his shoulders without being tied, and his posture is tall, although his appearance is ordinary, he can be regarded as a masculine man.
"Lord Qiyu, the villain came this time for this magic machine, this artifact has a mysterious origin, and it is probably not an auspicious thing. Yang Tianbao's eyes stayed on the Imperial God Machine for a moment.
Hei Bai raised his eyebrows, and instead of following his words, he asked, "I heard that the Fog Hidden Sect generation is an enemy of the demons outside the territory, but is there such a thing?"
Yang Tianbao nodded slightly, "Since the lord knows the reputation of my Wuyin Sect, he must believe what he said, and please give the Imperial God Machine to the demon in Xia." ”
Black and white, "You are straightforward, three sentences are not separated from the god machine, but I like people who speak heartily, then I will tell you clearly, no!"
Yang Tianbao was stunned for a moment, he thought that the black and white smile was very easy to speak, but who knew that he refused directly, so he didn't know how to respond for a while.
Black and white said: "Your Fog Hidden Sect has been fighting against foreign demons for generations to maintain peace, which is worthy of encouragement and praise. But the forces of the rivers and lakes are the forces of the rivers and lakes after all, if you don't see it, forget it, but since this matter has already involved the imperial court, it should be the imperial court as the main matter. ”
Yang Tianbao's expression was a little weird, "Involving the imperial court? Could it be that the imperial court intends to send a large army to encircle and suppress the demon? This demon is powerful, and ordinary soldiers are afraid that it is ......."
Hei Bai's face was grim, and he snorted: "Do you know the identity of Qing Xiaomei? She is a fast catcher under the jurisdiction of the Shenhou Mansion, and she is under the pursuit of the four famous catchers." Naturally, this matter will be taken over by the Shenhou Mansion, what is your opinion?"
Yang Tianbao seemed to be unwilling in his eyes when he heard this, and after thinking about it, he asked, "I don't know if this matter can be asked by Zhuge Shenhou himself?"
"How can you bother with such trivial matters?"
"Then I don't know which god hunt is under the command of the Divine Marquis?" Yang Tianbao's face was solemn.
"All four celebrities are busy. ”
Yang Tianbao's expression was bitter, "Shouldn't the lord take this matter on his shoulders?"
Hei Bai put down the teacup, "The strong man is witty, and now it is indeed under investigation by Hei." Extraterritorial demons who have trespassed into my territory without the permission of the Emperor of our Celestial Dynasty should be arrested! I see that Yang Zhuang is full of blood, if he intends to meddle in this matter, why don't you go with me?"
Yang Tianbao was stunned for a moment, it was the first time he had heard that the imperial court wanted to arrest the demons outside the territory? What could those demons do if they were caught?
However, although he couldn't get the Imperial God Machine, he could be regarded as having achieved his goal, Yang Tianbao thought about it and hurriedly bowed down and said: "The Wuyin Gate will help the lord!"
Hei Bai nodded with satisfaction, turned around and instructed Sister E to prepare a guest room for Yang Tianbao. After he left, Gao Wen smiled as if she had never seen him before: "You are such a great official!"
Hei Bai stretched out his hand and hugged Gao Wen, "Don't talk nonsense outside, this capital hides a dragon and a crouching tiger, you can go out for a while, but don't quarrel with people, otherwise you won't be able to save you even if you pull the entire forbidden area over." ”
"Don't worry, we're here to do the task, and we won't cause trouble. Alan said with a smile, the ancient style of the flower grower is indeed intoxicating, but if you want to appreciate any time, you only need to get an antique from the flower planter.
Black and white can probably know what he thinks, but there is no meaning to explain. In this way, there was no word for a night, and the next day everyone was ready and left the capital.
The group rode slowly towards Luoyang on horseback, "Why do you want to invite the five masters?" asked Hei Bai strangely.
Yang Tianbao clenched his fists and replied: "Back to my lord, I did an inspection of the Imperial God Machine before, and it was sealed with a special technique. If you want to break the seal, you must have someone who is proficient in the secret art of the five elements. However, the Tao of the Five Elements is broad and profound, and it is rare to be able to be good at one, and it is rare in the world to be proficient in the Five Elements. Therefore, if you want to break the seal, you must find five masters who are good at the Five Elements Exercises. ”
"Are those five masters?" black and white wondered.
Yang Tianbao nodded and replied: "I don't know how many sects in the world, but most of the unique exercises are very complicated, and only a few sects specialize in one of the five elements. This Shuzhong Tang Sect secret weapon is unparalleled in the world, each generation of the head will create their own special secret weapon, their exercises with the hidden weapon power is even more powerful, and its five lines are gold. The Seven Colors Hell of Demon Lake Peak is a demon sect, and although the form of the White Bone Soul Chasing Palm in its sect is evil, it is an authentic earth practice method. The secret learning of the Dali Diancang Sect is the Five Elements of Wood, plus the Flame Palm of the Kunlun Sect in the Western Regions and the Eight-Armed Yuntian Palm of the Beggars, these five elements of the exercises can be regarded as a collection. coincided with the arrival of the demon, but this magic machine suddenly appeared, probably related to the demon. So if you want to get a clue, you have to unseal it first!"
A group of people were silent for a long time, and they all had a headache when they heard this bunch of martial arts, not to mention Allen, this belongs to the category of ancient martial arts, and it is also the most famous energy cultivation system in the East, and it is called the two most potential abilities along with Western magic.
Allen and the others don't say it, although they also practice martial arts, they don't specialize in mixing rivers and lakes, so they naturally don't know much about them.
Hei Bai coughed lightly in embarrassment, he didn't know how influential these sects were, so he just asked about the question he knew: "I heard that the beggar gang's peerless learning shouldn't be the eighteen palms of dragon descending?
Yang Tianbao was shocked when he heard this: "I didn't expect the lord to know the name of the eighteen palms of the dragon descending! Yes, the town sect of this beggar gang is the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, but the leader of the beggar gang died unexpectedly a few decades ago, so only ten palms of the eighteen palms of this dragon descending are circulated, and the remaining eight palms have long been lost." However, the new gang leader eight-armed ape was originally a disciple of the old gang leader, and his talent is outstanding and he is also a master of art, combining his own family inheritance and the remaining palm method of the eighteen palms of dragon descent to create the eight-armed Yuntian palm, and he has made a big name in the rivers and lakes!"
Hei Bai nodded suddenly, but he remembered his eighteen palms of dragon descending, his kung fu was obtained from Wang Xiaolong of the Dragon and Tiger Gate, and when he got it, he started from the lowest level, and he didn't even have the eighteen palms move. It was he who later piled it up by chance and used his experience, if he didn't really want to cultivate step by step like ordinary people, I am afraid that he would be B-level if he died now.
Well, if you think about it this way, the process of obtaining the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending in the first place is indeed a little simple. With the urine of the system, if you want to learn the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, you must continue the task of the Dragon and Tiger Gate. Who knew that he directly used merit to cross the bottleneck of the exercises.
"No one has known about this matter for a long time, why did the lord ask about it?" Yang Tianbao said strangely.
The black and white smiled meaningfully, the palm of his hand flipped lightly, the golden light mixed with the dragon shadow cruising in front of the forearm, and the sound of the dragon's groan went straight to the sky.
Yang Tianbao was shocked and clenched his fists and exclaimed: "Forgive the villain for his clumsy eyes before, it turns out that the lord is a peerless master who is proficient in the lost and unsurpassed learning!"