"God, my head is going to explode, can't you just turn off the alarm clock?"

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"Hell Jesus Christ, why do I think someone is setting off fireworks in my head?"

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"Wait, wait, I'm going to throw up. No, no, I swallowed it, what the hell does it taste like? ”

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"It's annoying! Can't we just stop all that noise? Is the neighbor partying? ”

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"Who the hell pulled the curtains up? I'm going to be blinded by the sun! ”

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Muttering, muttering to himself, Aldon collapsed on the couch like this, pressed his head with a pillow, and then complained intermittently, there was no response at all next to him, but he still muttered to himself, the only feeling now is that there are 100,000 Minions playing the drum kit collectively in their heads, and the taste is really indescribable.

Desire/Immortal/Desire/Death. He's more of a desire to die now.

Faintly, there was the roar of a horn outside the window, and the shrill bass was like a tank running straight over his head, "God! Aldon firmly pressed his ears with his hands, trying to stop the invasion of sound, but apparently to no avail, it was a disaster.

“AJ！ AJ！ Grass! AJ, tell the neighbor to turn off that damn horn! Otherwise, I'm going to smash all his garden!" Aldon took the pillow away, roared like thunder, and then covered his head with the pillow again, for at this moment he would rather suffocate to death than the torment of noise.

After a moment's wait, there was a roar from the window.

"Quiet! Be quiet! It's all/quiet! It's so noisy early in the morning, it doesn't scare your mom to death, it almost scares your stepdad to pee! Wait until I get rid of your mother in bed/on first, and then we'll settle the score! Can you give us a little quiet space now? Your mom is still waiting for me! ”

In just a few sentences, the whole text is full of dirty words, and the rhythm and rhyme that is unique to black people erupts and the crackling rap form expresses all the cynical emotions, cutting off the noise outside the window in one go, and then, the world is quiet.

Aldon's hands relaxed slightly, and although the veins and eardrums were still violently pounding against the nerves, the noise of gongs and drums finally calmed down, which made him exhale softly, still maintaining his original movements, enjoying this rare moment of silence.

"Brother, you look like a dead corpse now, you shouldn't suffocate yourself to death, right?"

Aldon could feel someone kick his shin roughly, and he raised his right hand in a rage and waved it, "Get out of here!" Then you can hear the other party chuckle, "But after entering the nursing home once, you will become a delicate little/?" It's only been two wheels, and you can't get up anymore? God, you're not really going to be someone's, are you? ”

"AJ, I'm serious. Shut up! I need to take a break, just a little bit. Aldon still didn't bother to pay attention, and his voice came from behind the pillow.

AJ-Wallace, Aldon's hair boy, was born in the same hospital, grew up in the same neighborhood, went to school together, played together, and roamed together. Aldon's first time happened in the back seat of Wallace's car, and Wallace's first time was Aldon's help to let the wind out. It's no exaggeration to say that they're just buddies who grew up wearing the same pair of open crotch pants.

Aldon is not a piece of study material, when he was in the NCAA, his grade points flew at a low altitude every semester, and after the sophomore year, he announced his participation in the draft early; The same is true for Wallace, who didn't even get into college, and after graduating from high school, he was rolling around in the garage on the block, and he still hasn't found a proper job.

As a first-round pick in 2011, Aldon's contract was no small one, and after signing with the San Francisco 49ers, he took all of his family and friends and settled here, including Wallace. Aldon is giving back to his family and friends in his own way.

Now Wallace still doesn't have a job, he's more of Aldon's personal assistant, helping with Aldon's life — tidying up the house, filling the fridge, taking care of the family, arranging itineraries, planning parties, and so on. The reason why it is said that there is "no job" is because Aldon did not pay Wallace's salary, but Alton is responsible for all of Wallace's daily expenses.

In a way, immigrants from the North American continent still follow their own traditions, just as the Chinese are gathered around Chinatown, and the people of African descent still maintain a tribal lifestyle, with a large family of relatives and friends all bustling in the same space, and then the strongest and best men in the family take care of it.

Aldon's lifestyle is still common in the southern United States.

In the face of Aldon's complaints, Wallace was already surprised, and kicked Aldon in the thigh again, "Don't worry, man, you have the whole day to rest slowly." ”

"Nope." Aldon's voice came in a muffled voice, "I still have a tactical meeting, Bambi is here, I need to be there, I have to be there. Aldon was still babbling and repeating, "God, AJ, I told you that I had a tactical meeting today and I couldn't continue drinking. ”

"A bottle of beer is not poison." Wallace said nonchalantly, "I'm just advising you to drink a beer." Remember, beer isn't alcohol at all, it's a drink. Drink! ”

"Get out of here!" Aldon didn't buy it at all, "Who built the tequila tower on the bar?" AJ, you're not helping. ”

"So was you happy last night? Do you say it yourself, are you happy? Wallace waited for a moment, not waiting for any response from Aldon: yes or no, Wallace smiled contentedly, "Look, brother, I'm helping, I'm helping to keep you in a happy mood." You know, you're only going to be in good shape when you're happy; Only when you are happy can you be able to put your heart and soul into the game. This is the most basic truth! ”

"Aldon!"

There was a call from outside the window, and Wallace and Aldon's voices were cut off, listening intently, trying to discern the source and content of the sound.

"Aldon!"

It's Lu Ke.

Suddenly, Aldon sat up straight, the hangover was immediately half sober, he tried to stand up, but he didn't expect his knees to be weak, the whole person was like a boneless snake, and he sat down softly, and the beer cans and wine glasses on the coffee table next to him immediately swept across the thousands of troops and poured a piece, and the clanging sound echoed in the hall, which made Aldon more and more flustered, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't stand up.

"Who?" Wallace wasn't that sensitive to voice, and he couldn't keep up with Aldon, and he was still confused, but he stepped forward anyway and tried to help Aldon stand up, "Jesus Christ, you look like you've been caught by your ex-girlfriend in bed." ”

Aldon was in no mood to talk to Wallace at this time.

"Squat! God, AJ, get down now! Aldon didn't care about his embarrassment at all, shook off Wallace's hands, and the whole person simply fell to the ground, and then kept pulling Wallace's trouser legs, making him squat down quickly; At the same time, he also made a bowing gesture of burying his head in the ground, like an ostrich, trying his best to hide his whereabouts, "Shut up, AJ, hell God, hurry up and squat down, don't be discovered!" ”

Wallace still doesn't know why.

But in a daze, Wallace still hugged his head and lay down with Aldon, but his movements were much more lazy, almost sitting cross-legged on the ground, and then watching Aldon's head and scurry, he couldn't help but laugh.

"You should know that even if we stand up, we won't necessarily be able to see it from the outside, right?" Action is action, Wallace is still complaining with black lines, "What's more, remember?" I had just gone out to the balcony outside to scold my neighbors, and I thought, my whereabouts must have been exposed, is there any need to hide now? ”

What the?

Aldon was directly shocked, and then froze in place, not knowing what to do.

Without waiting for Aldon to react, Lu Ke's voice sounded synchronously, as if he had seen through the conversation between Wallace and Aldon.

"Aldon, I know you're in there, I just saw your friend, and I saw your car. You know, even if you can escape today, you can't escape tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, right? ”

Damn it!

Aldon cursed secretly.

"Aldon, I need you to show up, we need to talk face-to-face once. I need a reason, and that's enough. You know there's no way you can't hide forever, you're going to have to face me sooner or later, so why don't you just let this happen today, I still have tactical meetings to complete, you still have work to do, let's sit down and talk like adults, okay? ”

Aldon hugged his head in annoyance and said in a muttering voice, "It's over, it's over, it's over......"

Wallace still looked unconcerned, "That's Bambi?" He was finally reacting now, "So what? He's just your quarterback, he's not a head coach, he's not an agent, you don't have to give him anything. To you, he's nothing. ”

But Aldon didn't listen at all.

Wallace had to grab Aldon's hands, "Hey, bro! You should go out and tell Bambi to get the hell out of here! This is your home, this is your life, this is your job, and he shouldn't dictate to you! Just let him take care of his work. As for how you choose to spend your breaks, it's up to you! ”

"AJ, I don't want to, understand? I don't want Bambi to get out of the way! I need Bambi's help! AJ, do you understand? I need Bambi. Aldon said urgently, and then ignored Wallace's puzzled face, he was now too busy to take care of himself, "What to do, what to do?" What should I do now? ”