(At the same time, an ordinary street in Baiyun Town, an ordinary house)

From time to time, the sound of a child came from the house, and it followed the sound - on the sofa sat a little fat man with no hair, large eyeballs, and extremely small pupils. I saw him waving his little short legs and short hands vigorously, as if he was imitating the movements of the actors on the TV.

Television set:

A chaotic hell of heroes and zombies. A zombie with a swollen head that was almost about to explode took off his white coat, exposed his extremely strong muscles, jumped down from mid-air, and swooped towards the slender man in a green outfit. The man unhurriedly pulled out the knife from his waist and leaped up. The two are about to face each other...... But ushered in a more chaotic darkness-

The TV was turned off.

"Wow the moment of truth!"

The little fat man was furious.

"The critical moment~"

A tall man in front of him, with his arms in his hands, looked like he was already angry, and his earth-colored skin was already flushed at the moment.

"Uh~ Mom...... Just, take a look~Ah! ”

Before the little fat man could finish speaking, the heavy iron palm landed on his poor face, and then, in a gorgeous pose, he flipped several times in the air.

"You stinky boy! How many times have you been called to eat! The dishes are cold! Also the moment of truth! I see you get into this TV! ”

The mother pressed her fists to her son's head.

"Okay, okay~ Wife~ The child is still young, isn't it~ No, I've heated the meal again, you all come and eat~"

Another tall man in the dining room leaned out, and if it weren't for the flowers on my mother's head, I really couldn't tell the gender of the couple.

"You give me enough to stop! This kid is so skinny, you want to take up more than half! How do you want to have an opinion? ”

Red eyes appear in surprise as a gesture of friendship.

"Huh! Yes! You, you talk! ”

Daddy Turtle retracted into the dining room.

"So, do you still want to watch TV?"

The mother kept stepping on her son with a blue nose and swollen face with one foot. (Sure enough, my mother gave birth to it)

"No~ dare to ...... up"

"Hmph, let's eat!"

After saying that, the mother dragged her scarred son into the restaurant, and the father's eyes trembled like a monster.

(On a hillside not far from the door)

"Really! That adult was really perfunctory! Sent away that broken book, and gave me such a broken poster! The most important thing is that the first ~ on this broken poster is still that weak boy?! It's called a pea, right...... Yes!!!! What a thing! Knowing his full name, and then thinking of his ability to fight five~ I'm going crazy! ”

Yu threw the poster on the ground.

"No, no, I want to stay calm. This kid's house is gone, and now I can't determine the specific location, and there is no threat, so I don't care about him for now, let me see the back~"

Yu picked up the poster.

"The second ~~ Xiang Xiaokui, a famous family...... Well, although it is not difficult to deal with her, however, her death will inevitably attract a large number of police forces. It's okay for me to say that these arrogant cops are a big deal, but I'm at a disadvantage if I attract heroes from other countries. Although even if the heroes of other countries will come, oops, what am I thinking! The second pass is out! ”

The ghost points to the third avatar on the poster.

"Brother Cherry~Hmm, I want to think about it~Oh! It's the heir of the cherry couple who are called model couples~ Hmph, haven't the rebels of the previous generation been purged yet? Although even if this couple is still there, I can easily take away the four of them, but I'm afraid that those two angry young people will use their life-burning skills to scare me. I'm afraid I'll have to use my "heart" when the time comes. This is the worst plan, forget it, spare your family first, eh~! ”

A gust of wind blew the poster off.

"Damn! The wind will be against me! Huh! Wait a minute! This person seems to have seen it somewhere~~"

When Yu picked up the poster, he inadvertently saw the seventh avatar.

"Isn't that the stinky boy of that day! That bastard who snatched my little bean! Good boy, you're on the list, and I've finally caught you! Let me take a good look ~ Name: Gluttony, Residence: Wandering!!! You're kidding me! It's an orphan! Okay, lucky boy, let's meet by chance on the road in the future! ”

The ghost gaze moves back to the front of the poster.

"The fourth ~ stay Xiaoguo, No. 66, Aphrodisiac Street, Baiyun Town. Hehe, this stupid look seems to be easy to pinch to death! But wait, this is ~ the nut family! To say that nuts ~ I remember the previous generation ~ ~ are also a model couple! Hemp eggs! God is jealous of me, always trying to make things difficult for me. The information above is really inaccurate, and what is said that the illustrated book has been updated, which means that the rebels of the previous generation have been purged. Go to the purging of the special mother! I've bumped into four big living people! Forget it, I'll show a little strength! After all, this fourth rebel is far away, close at hand! ”

Yu put away the poster and looked across the street at the house number 66......

(Erzhuang's home)

"Heroes, heroes! It's time to wake up, it's night. ”

Er Zhuang patted the beans who slept like pigs.

"Huh! Ah, who? ”

Bean jumped up.

"......" Xiaokui looked helpless, "It's night~"

"Ahh It's so fast~"

"Yes, what do you want, a big hero who doesn't stay alive for thousands of miles, you can't be like this just because you're a hero~"

Er Zhuang stared at Xiaodou with his big nostrils.

"Alright, alright, I know, but we'll have to get ready first."

Xiaodou pushed Er Zhuang away in disgust.

"Prepare what?"

"What a monster takes!"

"It's all ready."

The two Zhuang Xiaokui spoke in unison.

"So, let's get started, hehe"

Xiaodou smiled to hide her embarrassment.

"Hey I said, hero, you are so careless but irresponsible to the client, I can complain to you."

Erzhuang's whole body exuded an aura of contempt.

"Ahh Got it! Isn't it just that you will sleep more, I want you to see and know, sleep well, I am in my heyday! ”

Adoi angrily walked towards the kitchen.

"Oh yes, then I'm going to wash my eyes and take a good look~ Let's go over too."

After speaking, Erzhuang turned off the light and followed with Xiaokui.

The kitchen has no light at night, the screams of the wind and the dishes that come in through the cracks in the windows, and the ticking of the taps. If it weren't for the fact that he knew that he had companions around him, this kind of scene would be really weird.

The three of them held their breath for a few minutes. Suddenly, a strange gust of wind came through the crack in the window. Although it was only for a moment, the three of them, who were already familiar with the darkness, saw it

- The Shadow.

But by the time they reacted, the shadow was gone. In the light of the moonlight, the empty dining table. It seems that the mashed potatoes have suffered again.

Er Zhuang's expression was extremely distorted at this time, he seemed to be unable to bear such torture anymore, he got up and wanted to rush out the back door. At this moment, there was a whistle sound, accompanied by the sound of whirring like wheels rubbing against the ground from far and near. Then, a bright light shone through the window—and the dark shadow reappeared.

It was even bigger than expected, and two large horns could indeed be seen from the projection of the window. The shadow skillfully pulled out a huge disc from the side, and at that moment, its two horns deflated, replaced by a glittering lollipop-like "horn". Then, with his mouth open, he held the disc diagonally and shook it several times in mid-air, accompanied by a scalp-tingling "zizi" sound. Just as he was about to make his next move, the light disappeared and the snorting slowly faded away.

Erzhuang's house returned to silence, and only the previous sizzling sound could be heard, and the three of them swallowed timidly. Then he made a gesture in his eyes and acted according to the plan.

Erzhuang walked towards the back door on tiptoe, while Xiaodou and the two cautiously approached the backyard from both sides of the front door.

The sizzle is getting closer and closer, and suddenly! The sound stopped. At this moment, the hearts of the three of them were on their throats. It was so quiet that the heartbeats of the three seemed to be amplified several times. At this time, the black shadow also seemed to sense something...... Therefore, Erzhuang and one of the spirits pushed open the back door, and the two of them also catered to the flashlight from both sides - the effect was outstanding! - Xiaodou, Xiaokui can't get up again, cause of death: direct injury from a flashlight.

"Ahh Who is it? ”

The black shadow was also unable to move due to the strong light, and under the light, a little boy wearing a black cloak with two ears sat on the ground in a duck position.

"Yo? Attaboy! I'll catch you! You haven't tortured me these days! ”

Seeing that it was a child, Er Zhuang instantly became arrogant.

"Ah, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please, forgive me this time~"

The little boy knelt down to Erzhuang's feet, crying and pulling at his trouser legs. As a result, the cloak slipped down - the boy's lollipop-like stick was exposed, sticking out of a hole in the middle of his yellow boxy hat. The boy's face is still delicate and cute on the whole, but the fly in the ointment is the small freckles on his face. But it may also be because of this little freckles that the boy looks unique.

Erzhuang glanced at the boy, and then looked at the plate next to him that still had some mashed potato residues left, and probably knew the end of the matter. So, he intensified his efforts.

"Ahem! This time?? ”

Er Zhuang put his hands behind his back, looking domineering.

"I, I ......"

"Do you know, stealing things, but going to prison~"

Erzhuang took advantage of the trend.

"Please, uncle, I haven't eaten for a long time~"

The boy burst into tears as he spoke.

"You liar! So what kind of dinner have I eaten these days? ”

"I ......"

"You say you want to eat, you go to the street to buy it, you want to say that you really don't have money, you want to eat, you go and say good things to others. If you don't say anything and don't buy it, you steal it secretly! The key is that how can you rely on my house? Does my family have a grudge against you? ”

Erzhuang twisted the boy's neckline.

"No, because, because I just came to this town that day, I came to you unconsciously looking for the fragrance~ Moreover, I haven't eaten you in vain!"

"Huh?! Didn't eat in vain? You repeat! ”

Erzhuang clenched his fists and wanted to beat him.

"Uncle uncle! I wiped the bowl for you every day after eating, didn't you notice? I also deliberately put the plate back on the table~"

"Hmm~ You're really saying that~ But is that why you've eaten the Overlord meal for more than a week?"

Erzhuang thought thoughtfully, and then continued to clench his fists.

"Don't, don't! Uncle~ Although I haven't been with you for a long time, I discovered a weakness in your family after this week! ”

"Oh? Let's hear about it~"

"There's a hole in the backyard wall of your house, if I hadn't found it in time, I just helped you mend it before I started eating~ hehe"

"Oh...... You're so witty! It's a shame that you've repaired the hole in the wall! You'll definitely regret filling the holes in the wall! Thinking about the last meal, doing good deeds or something! ”

Erzhuang spitted Xingzi.

"Ah...... Ahh

"No, no, no, I've seen a lot of stinky boys like you, and I have to squat in a prison to train and train. Otherwise, he will definitely be a werewolf when he grows up in the future! ”

Erzhuang dragged the boy and was about to leave, when Xiaodou and the two struggled to get up from the bright light.

"Yo! Heroes, you're finally awake. ”

Er Zhuang sneered, almost showing a look of disdain.

"No~ Although he is a hero, he is not trained enough for bright light."

Xiaodou was strong.

"Uncle Erzhuang, who is this?"

Aoi rubbed her eyes cutely.

"Hey~ Let me, Mr. Erzhuang, the hero of the "Dark Thief", explain it to you! This is, that dark shadow! My nightmare for this week! ”

2. Strong self-confidence (where does the confidence come from?) )

“……！ (The fat man is swollen again!) And a little kid to show off there! )”

Xiaodou's eyes darkened, and he couldn't get angry.

"Forget it, I don't embarrass you guys, I will still give you the commission money, and I won't lose any of you."

Erzhuang's face is superior.

"Look down on us, don't you! (Mountains and rivers meet!) )”

Xiaodou stared at Er Zhuang directly.

Erzhuang looked away weakly, and then pretended to be arrogant and dragged the little boy towards the house, stopping after just a few steps.

"What, not leaving?"

Xiaodou clasped his arms and looked at Er Zhuang in annoyance.

"That, that, that, can you accompany me to the police station~ I, I, I, I, I'm afraid of the dark ......"

Er Zhuang broke out in a cold sweat and turned his head tremblingly.

"Hmph, I didn't know who said it so yin and yang weird at first~"

“…… (This kid is really infuriating)"

Er Zhuang thought so.

"Hehe~ That, if you don't stay alive, just accompany me~ Give you double your salary~ Hehe, what do you think?"

Erzhuang turns on the crazy licking mode.

"Hmm...... Then I will reluctantly promise you~"

Xiaodou's expression is cheap.

(Hey!) It's still difficult! )”

"Brother Xiaodou and so on~ You really want to accompany him, right? ~”

Aoi stepped forward.

"Yes, help people to the end, and send the Buddha to the west."

"But, I think there should be something unspeakable about his appearance~"

Aoi begged for mercy.

"Yes, yes, I don't want to go to jail~ Woo woo......"

The boy struggled weakly in Erzhuang's hands.

“…… It depends on whether he is willing to be honest or not~"

Bean said.

"Hmm!"

Aoi responded happily.

"Hey! You just made your own decisions?! ”

Er Zhuang complained.

"Hey, are you still afraid of him running away when everyone is caught? It's not a big deal to hear from people. Could it be that you are an adult and still have the same knowledge as a child~? ”

Bean squinted and smiled.

“……”

Er Zhuang looked aggrieved. (Booking)

"Okay, then, friend, can you tell us why you did this?"

Bean turned to the boy.

“……”

"Originally, this was not allowed to be said...... But I really can't go to jail...... In that case, it's all over......"

The boy slurred.

"You know it's over! Why didn't you think about stealing my mashed potatoes at the time? ”

Erzhuang spat wildly.

"Yes, I'm sorry!"

"Huh! You put people down first! Don't worry, you speak slowly. ”

Xiaodou motioned for Erzhuang to put down the boy.

"Hey, there's nothing like that, what kind of big brother is pretending."

Er Zhuang put down the boy and whispered.

"You just muttered there!"

Xiaodou roared at Erzhuang, and Erzhuang was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand.

"No, no! (I'm afraid of the dark, but I'm still pretending to be ×)"

Er Zhuang looked bitter.

“…… Yes, I'm sorry, I, I still can't say! ”

The boy held back for a long time, still unwilling to explain the situation.

"Grandpa said that for the sake of the clan and for the future, you must not tell others."

The boy whispered to himself.

"Grandpa? Clansman? ”

Popular Science (5):

Wang Erzhuang: White calendula, dead fat house, the role of the thread in the plot (there is a wool role╮(╯▽╰)╭)

Xiang Xiaokui's sunlight production mechanism: The aforementioned pea production mechanism is the same as that of adzuki beans, and the main thing here is that sunlight as a special product, regardless of combat or non-combat situations, will disappear within ten seconds if it is not collected.

Xiang Xiaokui's shoulder bag: beautiful and practical! This setting is mainly to restore the setting of the initial sunlight in the game. The initial sunlight in the game is 50, and Aoi's is 25. In addition, the Sunshine Shoulder Bag can be purchased with gold to upgrade the initial capacity. Regarding the upgrade capacity, this setting restores the original Sunshine Upgrade reward setting of Plants vs. Zombies 2.

Note: Regardless of the level of the satchel, once it enters BATTLE MODE, the maximum capacity of the satchel is 9999. Moreover, the shoulder bag can actually be a copy for everyone, but it is mainly due to the impact on the appearance, and bear children like Xiaodou don't like it. Therefore, the responsibility of carrying the bag can only be handed over to Xiaokui ╮ (╯▽╰)╭

Stay Xiaoguo: That is, the little fat man who watches cartoons in the article, and this cartoon happens to be what Xiaodou loves to watch.

Stupid Xiaoguo's parents: Yes, they are Gao Jianguo! It should be noted that Du Xiaoguo is now Jianguo, not Gao Jianguo (a bit fine here)

Cloak with horns on its head: If you've been stealing mashed potatoes for a week, do you care about stealing a cloak? (It doesn't matter where he stole this cloak, it's illegal stealing anyway╮(╯▽╰)╭)

Wang Erzhuang's mashed potatoes: Attention! Note! Note! Say the important thing three times! This mashed potato is not the other mashed potato! It's food! Although it seems that ,,,, mashed potatoes are a bit weird to eat mashed potatoes,,, it's not good, and it's a bit of a leak (naughty)