Chapter 33: The Whole Army Strikes (2)
"It's ......"
Little Bean looked at the roots of the tree intently, as if she was deeply attracted by the light blue fluorescence around it.
(Releo) (This is the familiar feeling I am telling you, it is the root of the tree of wisdom.) οΌ
Dave was still the same, liking to shake his bloated body while talking.
"The Tree of Wisdom?"
The children's faces were full of confusion.
(waio) (This is the legendary tree of wisdom that brings endless treasures, and if you have enough fertilizer to help it grow, it will give you everything it has.) οΌ
ββ¦β¦ Cut, it's just bragging, and will give me everything it has? β
Xiaodou pouted with disgust.
"I want that root, Mr. Dave?"
Xiao Zuo looked at Dave with interest.
βοΌwawaowaoοΌ (Think of some actual dude!) οΌ
Dave once again showed a hideous faceβeyes that were trying to keep them open, and a pan hat that flew into the sky.
(Actually, as far as I can tell, the center of Ice City should be right above this room.) οΌ
"What?!"
"(waio)" (The Wisdom Tree was originally grown in the middle of the original Sunshine City, but what I didn't expect was that this was the place where its roots penetrated.) οΌ
Dave tried his best to express his surprise in words, but his body movements were still dull and lifeless.
"Are we going to find the Tree of Wisdom now?"
Xiao You asked.
(Heeeye) "The Great War of Five Years Ago Should Have Destroyed the Tree of Wisdom. It is estimated that the roots of the tree have penetrated here, so it has been preserved. However, the priority now is not to find him. Because of the shelter of Ice City, it should be safe. οΌ
"Then does Uncle Ai Rong know about the existence of this tree?"
Bean asked.
"You're stupid! Can the city center know? β
Xiao Zuo punched Xiaodou in the head.
"I can't bear it! Look at me and I don't have a mouth to live! β
Bean pulled out a pistol and shot it.
The scene was chaotic.
βοΌwawaowaoοΌ (Quiet!) It's useless for you to go now, after all, the Tree of Wisdom needs fertilizer to wake up, and this fertilizer is extremely special. It can't be obtained through ordinary channels, so the top priority now is to go back to the Pea Bureau first. οΌ
Dave went crazy todayΓ2
"Then why did you ask us to come here?"
Little Potato couldn't help but complain.
βοΌwawaowaoοΌ (To start the side quest!) Can't you?! οΌ
Dave went crazy todayΓ3
"Uh......"
"Then let's go back first."
The little right pulls the little left that twists with the beans.
"Are you leaving? Gluttony. β
The green pleiades looked at the gluttony with a confused look.
ββ¦β¦ Vomit...... Don't worry, I'll go back as soon as I go! You two just have to take care of the clan. β
Gluttony saw the face of the green pleiades, and couldn't help but lean against the wall and vomit.
"Hey, hey, hey! What's the deal with your attitude?! β
The Green Pleiades are angry.
"That's right! Have you solved the Hell Cannibal thing? β
As he was leaving, he suddenly remembered it.
"This, hey, hey, if you don't say it, we'll all forget about it...... Not! β
The was covered by the Green Pleiades.
"It's nothing, hehe, it's nothing, we've already caught several of them, don't worry! We'll be able to take them all down soon! β
Midori knocked out the with his elbow.
"Okay, let's go"
Gluttony went out with the crowd.
"Hey, buddy, this time, the task of the clan will be entrusted to us."
Midori looked at the gluttony in the distance, and lifted the fainted into the sewer.
"Are you guys starting to play in groups and disappear?! Let's find it! β
Zissen yelled.
"It's Mr. Dave!"
Azuki and Zuo pointed to Dave together.
βοΌwawaowaoοΌ (You bear kids!) οΌ
"Mr. Dave said you might be early, so he took us for a walk."
Xiao You said out of the mentality of helping Dave out of the siege, but it seemed to have the opposite effect.
"Mr. Dave, can you explain a little bit to Foolish?"
Zissen looked at Dave with a blank expression.
"Huh! (How's your forces going?) I think it's time for us to go! οΌ
Dave finally unconsciously made a surprised look as he wished.
"Well, that's fine. As for the details, Brother Yan Zhao will explain it to you. After all, Yusen still can't steal the limelight from the chief leader. β
Qi Sen grinned and hooked his shoulders with Yan Zhao.
"You didn't do that to me at the meeting! All kinds of ways to scare me...... Not! β
Qi Sen covered Yan Zhao's mouth very gently.
"Please, Chief, begin your speech."
Qi Sen poked Yan Zhao's face slightly provocatively.
"Damn! You! β
Yan Zhao couldn't bear such an insult, so he scolded loudly.
"Eh~, Lord Chief, these children have turned a blind eye to me. I'm giving you a chance, if you lose your image as a leader here. I guess it will be difficult to establish prestige in front of other children in the future. After all, it's all these kids' world from now on. So, you should get the idea, right? I'm doing all of this for your own good. β
Zissen winced his eyebrows.
ββ¦β¦ It's true? β
Yan Zhao will be skeptical.
"Really! I, Zissen, swear to God! β
Qi Sen straightened his waist and said in a sonorous voice.
ββ¦β¦ Hmm (Perhaps, this old thing is still pretty reliable sometimes.) οΌβ
Yan Zhao was complacent.
"Huh! He, he actually believed it?! β
Defei's face was full of consternation.
"What's wrong, Sergeant Defei?"
Xiao You asked.
"Well, I'll tell you quietly...... In fact, the leader of him is too lazy to say anything about the trouble, so he just finds someone to make do with it. β
Defei leaned close to the root of Xiao You's ear.
"Huh!! If you have some spare time, you can finish the process a long time ago. β
Xiaoyou said helplessly.
"yes, I want to complain about this too."
Defei wiped the sweat from his face.
"Ahem, my dear children! I am your most beloved Chief, Your Excellency, Yan Zhao is also! Today, I would like to introduce you to this plan! β
Yan Zhao rubbed his throat and stood in front of the children.
"I knew you earlier, Uncle Yan Zhao."
Bean shook his hand.
"Huh!! Who is it? Who exactly leaked the information?! Stand out! β
Yan Zhao's expression was treacherous, looking left and right.
"Hmph, of course our most amiable, Grandpa Garlic! Dangdang! β¦β¦ Well? Dangdang! β¦β¦ Hey? Dangdang! β¦β¦ Dear friends, Grandpa Garlic is gone......"
Bean was very frustrated.
"He didn't come at all."
Little Potato complained.
Meanwhile, in one of Dave's new rooms, Old Man Garlic is still dreaming wonderfully.
"What?! You didn't bring Grandpa Garlic with you when you left? β
Xiaodou panicked.
"I thought Little Potato was going to call him, so I'll take care of getting you out of bed."
Aoi said.
"Hmm...... I thought gluttony would call him! After all, he is the closest person to Grandpa Garlic! β
The little potato puffed out his cheeks and successfully lost the bag to the glutton.
"Cut! Is this the reason? As a good team, don't you, the prospective captain, take the lead? β
Gluttony brushed aside his face, then looked at Xiao You.
"Hey, hey, hey! Xiao Zuo, didn't we ask you to call Grandpa Garlic by the way when we left? β
Xiao You hurriedly waved his hand, and then scolded Xiao Zuo.
"Huh!! Elder brother! That's true, but didn't I have diarrhea at the time? Just go to the bathroom, and then that's it! Xiaodou gave me a love bag, and besides, it's still the expression of Brother Black Fly! β
The small left points to the bean.
"Huh!! What stage have you two reached? β
Xiao Aoi and Xiao Tudou looked at Renji's expressions with rotten eyes.
"Hey, hey, hey! That's not the point! He posted a love bag, does it have anything to do with you not being called Grandpa Garlic? β
Xiao You hurriedly waved his hand and scattered the yy of Xiao Potato and Xiao Kui.
"No...... It's because of this meme......"
Xiao Zuo covered half of his face with his closed eyes with his hand, sweating profusely, with a look of residual thought.
"You're too middle in the middle of this!"
Everyone complained.
"Then, I replied to him with a banana emoji, and from then on, the emoji war of the century began!"
Xiao Zuo's movements did not change, and his expression was even more flustered than before.
"Anyway, is this something to be afraid of?"
Small potatoes complained.
"Nope! That's the most important thing! When the battle was in the white-hot stage, I thought that the victory was in my hands, but who knows, just when I thought I was going to win a big victory, that guy named Pea Xiaodou actually used a trick! β
Xiao Zuo touched his chest, and he couldn't stop flowing down.
"What's the trick?"
The little bean performance that should cooperate with Xiao Zuo went all out.
"Eye chart!"
At this time, Xiao Zuo had already squatted down in pain.
"Huh? ! β
Gluttony and scolding.
"Huhu, it turns out that you were also attracted to his script."
Xiaodou laughed and gluttonized.
"Hey, it's my business!"
Gluttony pinned his head to the side and peeked this way from time to time.
"As we all know, eye charts are the natural enemies of our cherry family!"
Xiao Zuo let go of the hand that was covering his left face.
ββ¦β¦ Little right brother, does your family still have this kind of taboo? β
Little Potato looked at Xiao You with an indescribable expression.
"Uh...... Yes, ......."
Xiao You broke out in a cold sweat.
"Yes!! Because my left eye is closed!! So using an eye chart is definitely like a great enemy! β
Xiao Zuo pointed to his closed left eye.
"Well, wouldn't it be nice if you were blindfolded in your left eye when you did the eye chart, just like you did at the beginning......"
Xiao Kui said helplessly.
"No! Because, this is the ultimate trick of the devil named Pea, the left eye chart!! β
Xiao Zuo said and took out his mobile phone.
ββ¦β¦ Uh, isn't that still a meme? Just because there are a few words like the left eye eye chart written on it? β
Aoi said.
"If you don't follow it, you're going to get it."
Little Potato waved his hand helplessly.
"No way!! This is, this is the soul of memes! If I violate it without permission, I will be judged by the Emperor of Memes! So ......"
Xiao Zuo was blindfolded again.
"So, you're losing?"
Xiao You asked.
"Nope! Although at the beginning, when I saw this almost fatal meme, I had 10,000 impulses to admit defeat. But, in the end, it was my sanity that prevailed over me! β
Xiao Zuo's mood eased a lot.
"Excuse me, man, there are so many people watching you here!"
Defei finally couldn't hold it back.
"Okay, okay! So, in the end, I opened my eyes and defeated the demon named Pea! Then, according to the rules of the game of Warriors and Evil Beans, those who lose will be punished, so I gave him the difficult task of calling Grandpa Garlic! β
Xiao Zuo went around in a big circle, and finally threw the pot on the head of Xiaodou again.
"Bean, hum hum ......"
The kind eyes of the people.
"Oh! I know! It must be Xiao Zuo's pupil technique! Yes...... He's, he's so strong...... I must have been bewitched by this pupil technique to cause my memory to be lost......"
Xiaodou clutched his chest and made a painful gesture with all his might.
"You're a girl! It's important not to remember! Please don't add any more drama to yourself!! You Form 2 boy! Not even the main character! β
Defei roared.
"The progress bar is running out."
The small potatoes were sweating.
ββ¦β¦ I was wrong......"
Xiaodou is aggrieved.
"Hehe, Brother Zhao, these kids are cute, aren't they? β¦β¦ Hey? Brother Zhao? β
Qi Sen looked for Yan Zhao's figure, and saw that in a dark corner, Yan Zhao was squatting on the ground with resentment and drawing circles: "(sobbing) As a leader of the General Administration, does it turn out that the sense of existence is so low?" (sobbing) even, the topic just now didn't let me interject a sentence (continuous sobbing)"
"Hey, it's okay, Brother Zhao! That's how Yu Sen came here after all. Don't worry, I'll take care of anything! β
Qi Sen patted Yan Zhao on the shoulder.
(crying) ...... Zissen! You're just so good to me! β
Yan Zhao burst into tears and threw herself into Qi Sen's arms.
(Hey!) Come on! Have you forgotten how the boss humiliated you at the meeting?! οΌβ
When Defei saw this scene, he couldn't help but feel sorry for Yan Zhao.
At the same time, Zissen sent him the scissorhands pose.
"Hey, it seems that I'm still up to me to drive the plot! After all, Yan Zhao's business is my business! β
I have been following Yan Zhao's side until now, and there is no official name of the man who speaks.
"Hey ......"
Yan Zhao didn't have time to snatch the phone, so he was snatched away by the man.
"The combat policy we discussed at this meeting was to divide the play into three rows: front, middle and back. Your Qingcao Town is responsible for the front row, Baiyun Town is in the middle row, and our Flower Town is the fortress, that is, the back row. β
The man patted his chest, looking haughty.
"Why are we in the front row?!"
Xiaodou and Xiaozuo spoke in unison.
"Have you heard of Seon Lost Horse? Ahh Have you ever heard of Tian Ji horse racing? How can anyone go to Lao Wang from the beginning? Isn't that the truth? β
The man put his head close to the tip of the nose of the two beans.
"Abominable ......"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my townsfolk have caused you trouble."
Defei hurriedly grabbed the two, and it seems that Defei is the kind of person who will be smooth no matter what the situation.
"Anyway, that's the general planning of the meeting. Mr. Dave led us to the secluded territory, and then we came strategically. Because didn't you say that the ghost had two kicker hearts? So, we have to consume it in batches. As for the issue of other capable people summoning, it is estimated that it will be difficult! Now the capable people don't do things for their feelings, either they have to offer bounties, or they have to be a picture book and have a hero's name. So the decision of the meeting was that the pea bureau in each town should send more soldiers. And as for Greentree Town, it doesn't matter! β
After the man finished speaking, he turned around handsomely, and just hit Yan Zhao's elastic belly.
"Hmph, the speech is great!"
Yan Zhao bounced him away with his belly, then jumped up and jumped on top of him.
"Let you steal my lines! Let you steal my lines! Let you pretend to be forced! Let you pretend to be forced! β
Yan Zhao punched and pretended to be a monster.
ββ¦β¦ Woo woo, Lord Chief, I'm afraid you're going to work too hard and talk so much......"
The man felt extremely aggrieved, but he was inevitably beaten.
"Heh, then you really care about me! Do you know how difficult it was for Zissen to give me this opportunity to speak? He even went against me and openly humiliated me at the meeting! But fortunately, I found out that all this was carefully arranged by him, just so that the children could see how handsome I was for this moment! Now, now! All ruined by you!! β
Yan Zhao's eyes glowed red, and his fist speed gradually increased.
(It turns out that the leader of Yan Zhao didn't forget, but why did he deviate?) οΌβ
Defei looked at Qi Sen helplessly, but Qi Sen still smiled like a nobody.
"Okay, probably the situation is clear! I think it's time for you to get ready to go! β
Qi Sen said with open hands.
βοΌβ¦β¦ In the end, you're still being calculated by you bad old man! οΌβ
Yan Zhao looked at Qi Sen, who had completely snatched the right to speak at this moment, and the macho man cried.
At the same time, by the window on the second floor of the General Bureau, Hou Sai did not know how long he had been secretly observing here. He snorted contemptuously and walked into the house.
(Mine south of Greentree Town)
A humorous black breath stood silently at the mouth of the nest, as if he had lost interest in the imprisoned Xiaoguo, and just stood aimlessly like this.
The grass outside the nest is dull due to the perennial erosion of garbage mountains.
I saw him palm-to-palm, in a posture of prayer. Subsequently, four tombstones were erected.
(releo)" (This is it!) οΌ
"It's ...... here"
Xiaodou said in surprise.
βοΌοΌοΌβ
Dave looked confused.
"Isn't this the garbage heap that Grandpa Garlic brought us to practice last time?"
Little Left interjected.
"I didn't expect the nest to be here?"
Xiao You also exclaimed.
"(waio)" (The old lair is not far ahead, you guys do it yourself, Penny and I will go first!) οΌ
Dave almost knocked everyone out of the car, and then disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Uh...... Running so fast. β
Defei complained.
"It's okay, we're used to it."
Little Potato said.
"Sergeant Defei, are we the ones taking the lead?"
Xiao You asked.
"The soldiers of Qingcao Town have been notified and are rushing here, our main task now is to step on the point and familiarize ourselves with the terrain...... But why are these mountains of garbage so weird? β
Defei said with the tip of his nose lining.
"yes, why are there so many humanoid caves on these garbage mountains?"
Xiao Zuo pointed to the devastated mountain of garbage.
"Don't you think this is similar to You?"
Aoi said.
"Huh? Was he so idle? Hahaha, when it's okay, I'll hit the mountain here alone! β
Xiaodou couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha, the hero sees the same thing!"
Xiao Zuo also joined in the fun.
ββ¦β¦ Wait a minute! There's no reason to hit the mountain? β
Azuki discovers something suspicious.
"Oh, Dou, he's obviously trying to exercise his ability to resist blows, it must be like this!"
Xiao Zuo rubbed the bean with his elbow.
"Bean ?!!!!"
Everyone looked at Ji with a look on their faces.
"Then he doesn't have to crash through the whole mountain, right?"
Xiaodou didn't seem to notice the nickname Xiao Zuo used for him, and continued to ask.
"Stupid! This is obviously caused by being hit with great force! β
Gluttony finally can't stand it anymore.
"Huh!!! Oh yes! Why didn't I think of it in the first place? β
Bean gently tapped the palm of his other hand with his fist.
"So who, then, can do this?"
Xiao You looked at the gluttony with an innocent and adoring face.
"Ugh! Even if you say that, I have no way of knowing. I'm not a god! β
Gluttony said with a blushing face.
"Brother, didn't you say that Uncle Cai went to save Xiaoguo? Could it be him? β
Aoi asked.
"Huh! Oh yes! Why didn't I think of that? β
Xiaodou's eyes flashed, and he tapped his palm again.
(Xiaoguo: "Woo woo, you finally remembered me.") βοΌ
"Hey~ kids, we already have a rough idea of where Yu is."
Zissen called out to everyone in the distance.
"By the way, Grandpa Qi Sen, where is Uncle Defei?"
Bean asked.
"No, he's got tangled up with a zombie captain."
Qi Sen pointed to Defei at the foot of the garbage mountain.
"It stands to reason that you should be able to kill him easily, right?"
"No! Since it's the zombie captain who appeared here, I have to consider the possibility of regeneration. Since Captain Zombie is here, it means that the location of the lair is not far away. Gotta find a way to ask for the location. β
Zissen said and jumped down.
"Hmph, did you get so much food at once today? It's been a long time since I've had this pleasure. β
Captain Zombie easily supported Gatling with both hands, and said proudly.
"So, Grandpa Chisen, how are we going to ask him?"
Bean asked.
"Hmph, look at me! β¦β¦ Ahem, you're the one, right? β
Zissen said loudly with open hands.
"You old man! What the hell are you talking nonsense?! How can you call our boss's name nonsense? β
Captain Zombie got a little carried away and let go of Defei's Gatling. However, he didn't realize that Defei had no intention of rebelling against him at all.
"But with so much food today, we can't wipe it all out. Hey, can you still only endure the pain of love? β
As he spoke, the zombie captain waved a banner inlaid with a brain pattern. Soon, several bald zombies came from behind the garbage mountain.
"Zombie, zombie!"
The little potato holds the hand of the adzuki bean.
"It's not like you've never seen this kind of scene."
Aoi squinted at her.
"Hey, the food here is selflessly shared with you by my lord! So, please wreak havoc! β
The zombie captain waved the flag slightly as he summoned the corpses. In an inconspicuous place behind him, a barricade zombie shrank its head from behind the garbage mountain.
Although it was only a subtle movement, it did not escape the eyes of gluttony. (Even though his hair covers his eyes, heck, don't care about the details.) οΌ
I saw that the corpses surrounded the group.
"Grandpa Chisen! Is this the countermeasure you have in mind? β
Xiao Zuo asked.
"Uh...... Originally, I wanted to use the agitation method, but it seems to have the opposite effect. β
Zissen scratched his face in embarrassment.
"I probably know some clues, everyone cover me out!"
Gluttony said.
"Hey, this guy thinks he's old, so reasonable!"
Xiao Zuo glared at the gluttony with disdain.
"You brother! This is the battlefield! β
The little right hammered the little left punch.
"Well, it's on Yusen! Everyone, listen to the order! Find a way to get this little white-haired guy out of the encirclement! Also, be careful not to let the zombie with the flag die! β
Zissen spoke in a set of ways.
(I...... with a name)"
Gluttony looked helpless.
"It's useless! You're already in my pocket!! Everybody! Today's dinner has been settled! β
Captain Zombie waved his flag frantically, and more and more zombies surrounded them.
"Hehe, a bunch of little hairs who don't know the height of the sky!"
Zissen prepares to call out the machine gun.
"Grandpa Chisen! Leave these guys to us! β
Xiaodou and Xiaozuo spoke in unison.
"How far have you two got?!"
Everyone complained.
(It turns out that my brother's tacit understanding can't compare to Xiao Zuo?) οΌβ
Little Aoi has nothing to love.
"Well, okay! Little Ah Fei! Let's just take a good look! β
Qi Sen patted Defei on the shoulder.
"Hmm!"
Defei answered, and then jumped back to a mountain of garbage with Qi Sen.
"Hey! You don't have to be like a melon eater, right? It's still alive and still eating popcorn! β
I saw that Qi Sen and the others were already sitting on the top of the mountain, holding popcorn in their hands.
"Kids, I'll leave it to you, angmu~"
Zissen stuffed a large handful of popcorn into his mouth.
"Forget it, seeing that your white-haired little brother is too anxious, let's let him go first."
Defei said as he summoned Gatling, opening a pathway for gluttony.
"Hmph, that's a lot of work."
Xiaodou confidently raised the corners of his mouth and rubbed the tip of his nose with his thumb.
"It's time to show our cultivation results!"
"Yes!"
(Dave's house)
"It's here!"
Dave opened the car door.
ββ
Penny was always beeping, but her words were so gentle. It even gives people the illusion that they want to be electrified.
"Hmmm! By the way, I also want to bring my big baby that has been sealed for a long time! β
Dave backhanded his thumb and pointed to his head.
"Mr. Dave, that's your real voice, huh?"
Old man Garlic slowly went downstairs.
(Eh!) releoβ¦β¦ (Eh!) Where's my big baby? Mr. Garlic, I don't know if you saw it? οΌ
Dave panicked, speaking quickly and slowly.
"No need to hide it, Mr. Dave. You're on our side, aren't you? β
At this moment, the old man's eyes were extremely sharp.
I saw Dave lower his head, and said with a dark look in his eyes, "It's known...... But the priority for now is to get out of here, the kids need you. β
"Oh? Change the subject? β
The old man garlic tried frantically.
"Mr. Garlic, there are some things that you still don't want to know!"
Dave still had a dark face and his head bowed.
"Ho, then I won't ask in detail...... At least, for now, you're on our side, right? β
The old man stroked his beard leisurely.
"That's right! Mr. Garlic, have you seen a tape measure box in your room with a small cart pattern printed on it? β
Dave looked up when he saw that the garlic was no longer digging the roots.
"Are you looking for this?"
Garlic pulled out something from behind him that was exactly as Dave had described.
"That's it! Mr. Garlic, let's go! β