Chapter 108: Brother has a spatula, brother is invincible!
As the saying goes, I don't do anything bad in my life, and I don't be surprised when I knock on the door in the middle of the night!
What's more, Sun Yifeng thinks he is a fierce man who is loyal and courageous!
the chicken! Afraid of hair?!
But it's actually ...... Two things to say.
Sun Yifeng suddenly remembered his usual "Dogecoin" game style.
For example, the squatting point sticker on the rooftop is 98K......
Professional abortion, let the family eat poisoned ......
Let Sugar Candy open a public voice to lure the enemy, and then kill the other party by surprise......
At the time of the "covenant war", let Ah Lu burn the opposite side with an incendiary bomb......
Drive alone into the bridge to lure the enemy, and let Alu snipe at the bridge......
The list goes on and on.
Since Sun Yifeng's live broadcast of PUBG, it can be said that there are countless innocent players who have fallen under his "tactics"!
Sun Yifeng was shocked,, these players won't come to the door, right?
Didn't Er Wuzai get involved in secrets in the forum before, saying that Lao Tzu bought a house in the community of the United States?
Mother, maybe I was really approached by the player who was "killed" by Lao Tzu.
No way! Lao Tzu had to find something to defend himself before opening the door.
Sun Yifeng set his eyes on a kitchen knife.
Forehead...... No, it's too violent.
In the end, Sun Yifeng took a spatula.
When I came out of the kitchen, I saw that D was already sitting by the door, tilting his head and listening to the movement outside the door.
And wagging your tail?
, didn't you say that Shiba Inu will take care of the home?
When a stranger knocks on the door, you don't bark, you still have to wag your tail?
What kind of operation is this?!
It's worthy of Erchai!
Sun Yifeng stood by the door with a spatula and cleared his throat: "Who is outside?" If it's a courier or takeaway, you can go, we didn't buy anything, and we didn't order takeout. β
Unexpectedly, there was no response from the outside.
Giggles.
There was still a knock on the door.
it! Is it a mute outside the door?!
Sun Yifeng took a look at the mahogany door, it was sturdy, and when the system helped him decorate, he didn't even install a cat's eye.
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Sun Yifeng: "Hey! Who's outside the door? If you don't answer, how can I open the door for you?! β
Giggles.
There was another knock on the door.
, is this ignoring Lao Tzu?
No one dares to say that the cliff outside the door is a "revenge-seeking" PUBG player!
Sun Yifeng frantically glanced at Ah D, hinting that if there was anything going on, remember to take out the posture.
Stance, you know? It's a little bit fierce, and it's not always a Shiba Inu honey smile.
Ah D looked confused, still saying:
It's useless for you to look at me.
I'm just a dog.
It even waged its tail at the door.
Sun Yifeng: ......
a chicken! Imported dog food is deducted! The beef cubes are buckled! Yogurt buckled! It's all buckled! You give Lao Tzu soy sauce white rice!
Giggles.
There was another knock on the door.
You don't want to go, do you?! Lao Tzu will be such a crazy player today!
Brother has a spatula, who is brother afraid of?!
Sun Yifeng's psychological activities are not yet finished.
Qianyu rubbed Ah D's dog head for a moment, and then ran to the door again: "Father, why don't you open the door?" β
Before Sun Yifeng could stop it, Qian Yu had already pulled down the doorknob and opened the door! No way! When the system was renovated, it was obvious that Qianyu's current height was taken into account! The doorknob is made very low.
As long as she raises her hand, she can get to the doorknob!
If there really is some crazy player outside the door, isn't my daughter in danger?!
A thousand feathers! Father is here to protect you!
Sun Yifeng took a step forward with a spatula and protected Qianyu behind him.
As the saying goes, the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, and the sky forgives whom.
This time he was extremely surprised, and it was Sun Yifeng's turn to be petrified in an instant.
Because the people outside the door are none other than Little Sugar Candy, Ah Lu, well, and a beautiful woman explaining the kite.
Groove ......
Why are people so aligned, is this the rhythm of singing a big opera?
Because Xiao Tangtang had been to Sun Yifeng's house several times before, Sun Yifeng was still living in a rental house at that time.
So Shiba Inu, D, naturally, has seen Little Sugar Candy.
No, it wagged its tail a few times now and walked to Little Sugar's feet.
Sun Yifeng suddenly realized, it turned out that this Erchai was wagging his tail at the door just now, just because he knew that it was Xiao Tangtang outside the door?!
And when Qianyu saw Xiao Tangtang, her eyes lit up instantly, and she ran over, dragging Xiao Tangtang's hand:
"Wow, Sister Tangtang, are you here?"
Little Sugar Candy touched the tip of her nose: "Don't you miss this?" Cutie! β
As long as Xiao Tangtang comes, Sun Yifeng's baby and dog will be hooked!
Sun Yifeng: "Ahem...... Feed! A few of you! Why didn't Lao Tzu speak one by one when he asked who of you?! β
Xiao Tangtang smiled like a flower: "Han Feng (Sun Yifeng was reborn into Han Feng's body) Oba!" Aren't we going to surprise you? β
Ah Lu and the beautiful woman explained that the kite immediately said yes, yes, yes.
Surprise? Frightened!
Sun Yifeng looked confused: "What surprise?" β
Alu: "You'll find out later." β
Little Sugar: "Speaking of Oba, what's the matter with you holding a spatula?" β
Sun Yifeng looked at the spatula in his hand, coughed dryly twice, quickly put it behind him, and said embarrassedly:
"Ahem...... I'm a dad, and it's time to prepare dinner, so it's normal for me to hold a spatula! β
The three of them said knowingly: "Oh! β
Ah Lu smiled: "God stick! I don't think you need to prepare this dinner! β
Sun Yifeng: "I don't cook, do you invite me to the restaurant?!" β
Little Sugar: "It's faster than going to the restaurant!" β
Sun Yifeng has a black question mark.
But he could clearly see that the doors of the 1701 and 1702 units were already open.
Groove ......
What the hell is going on?!
Then Xiao Tangtang asked Sun Yifeng to put down the spatula, and Ah Lu took them (and Ah D) into Unit 1702!
Entering the door, Sun Yifeng was stunned by the scene in front of him!
In the living room of this apartment unit, there are rows of computers, and they are all alien computers!
Before the computer, there are professional gaming chairs!
There is also a huge monitor, which is called a monitor, but rather a large and thin LCD TV.
There's a PUBG video on it!
What the hell is going on?!
Alu: "Welcome to the 4King team's training base!" β
Sun Yifeng: !!
The beautiful woman commented on the kite and smiled: "Actually, the training base of our SCBOX team is also next door, which is 1701!" The layout inside is similar to here. β
Sun Yifeng: !!
This Nima?! Why would 4King and SCBOX set up their training base next door to my house?!
Little Sugar Candy smiled: "Oba...... Actually, I ......"
Sun Yifeng: ???!!!
"I bought the unit of 1703, no, it's being renovated......"
Sun Yifeng: !!
What's so ......
What's the situation?!!
It's Qianyu, who heard that Xiao Tangtang was going to live next door in the future, and he was so happy that he jumped around:
βyeahοΌ yeahοΌ Great! Sister Sugar Candy wants to live next door to Chiba! β
Xiao Tangtang half-squatted and asked her, "Does Qianyu like it?" β
"I like it!"
No wonder in the afternoon, you will hear the sound of the decoration of the unit next door!
No wonder in the afternoon, you will hear the sound of the opposite unit moving things!
No wonder he said he wanted to surprise Lao Tzu!
This is a scare, okay?!
Anyway, how do these people know that Lao Tzu lives in 1701?!
System (DVA tone): "Shock points" +23 from the host himself, Sun Yifeng.
Sun Yifeng: ......