Chapter 535: It's embarrassing
"That's right, when the adults are young and heroic, people are born a talent, if the old man is a few hundred years younger, maybe he can't-"
"Alright, you!" Shi Jinlang hurriedly interrupted the old master's words and said, "The master is also starting to be old and improper!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey-" The old master smiled and said, "Then since it's not convenient for Lord Shi to stay here, let's let Master Mo go to Daliang with him at any time!" ”
"No need, it's more convenient for me to go alone, it's easy to startle the snake if there are too many targets!" Shi Jinlang declined the old master's request, then looked around and said, "By the way, where did the fish farmer go?" ”
"Do you mean Sage Zhuang?" The old master frowned and said: "Lao Zhuang doesn't know what's going on recently, he's nervous all day long, and he doesn't know what he's busy with all day long?" ”
"I saw him in the back mountain during my morning jog, and he seemed to be studying the Tower of Babel!" Mozi looked at Shi Jinlang and said, "Is there something wrong with Lord Shi looking for him?" Do you want me to go to the back mountain to find him, he should still be there! ”
"It's okay, no need!" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "He told me yesterday afternoon that he had something to tell me, and it wouldn't be too late to look for him when I came back!" ”
"Okay, is Lord Shi really not bringing a helper?" The old master asked worriedly.
"No need!"
Shi Jinlang said, turned around and left, and collided with a man in a black robe.
"Is that you, Sima Yi?" Looking at the black-robed man in front of him, Shi Jinlang was surprised: "Why are you in Jixia Academy?" ”
The name of the person who came was Sima Yi, when he was in the battle of Chang'an City before, Shi Jinlang saw him, he was cut into two pieces by three thousand ghost generals at that time, and it was the Gate of Evolution that saved his life.
"Hello Lord Shi!" Sima Yi hurriedly saluted Shi Jinlang, and then said, "I almost lost my life before, but it was the master who saved my life, and then I stayed in Jixia Academy!" ”
"Oh!"
Shi Jinlang nodded and didn't say anything more, although she had some bad premonitions, but in the background story of the Glory of Kings, Sima Yi did study in Jixia Academy.
"Zhongda, what's so alarming?"
Seeing Sima Yi come in, the old master asked with a puzzled expression.
"Master, it's not good, Gongjin is crazy, he has kidnapped Xiao Qiao, and he is setting fire to people everywhere in the academy!"
"What?" Shi Jinlang was shocked when he heard this: "Where are the others now?" ”
"In the back mountains!"
Shi Jinlang asked the place clearly, and then pulled out his legs and ran to the back mountain.
"Boom, boom—"
By the butterfly spring in the back mountain, the rising fire surrounded a fire ring with a long pavilion by the lake as the center, Zhou Yu held Xiao Qiao hostage and stood in the fire ring, and Da Qiao fell on the bench of the long pavilion, looking unconscious.
There were many onlookers standing outside the fire ring, and when Shi Jinlang arrived, everyone was talking.
"I heard that Senior Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao are childhood sweethearts, and the third party of the Lord Shi intervened to destroy other people's feelings!"
"No wonder Senior Zhou Yu is so angry, it seems that there are big melons to eat today!"
"Stop talking, Lord Shi is here!"
When everyone turned around, they saw Shi Jinlang, who had an iron face, standing behind them.
"What happened?"
Shi Jinlang asked expressionlessly.
"I don't know, Senior Zhou Yu went crazy, he knocked Da Qiao unconscious, and then kidnapped Xiao Qiao!"
"Yes, it's so frustrating, he has to let Xiao Qiao agree to be his girlfriend, otherwise he will die with Xiao Qiao!"
While he was talking, Sun Ce, who rushed to hear the news, arrived panting.
"Gong Jin, what are you doing, let go of my sister-in-law!"
From afar, Sun Ce yelled at Zhou Yu in the fire circle.
"Sun Ce, Dongwu is gone, you are no longer the king of Jiangjun, and you are no longer my lord, so you have no authority to order me to do anything!" Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and yelled.
"You-"
Being scolded by Zhou Yu like this, Sun Ce didn't know what to say for a while, because Zhou Yu was right, Jiang County was gone, and Sun Ce's identity as King Wu would be useless, and he really didn't have the right to order Zhou Yu to do things.
"That-that Xiao Qiao, she is my sister-in-law, you kidnap my sister-in-law, can I sit idly by?" Sun Ce stammered and shouted.
"Phew, Xiao Qiao is my fiancée who is married to my fingertips, what if it is your sister-in-law, do you need to intervene as an outsider in the matter between me and my fiancée?"
“...”
When Sun Ce heard this, he was speechless on the spot, it is true that Xiao Qiao is his sister-in-law, but Xiao Qiao is also Zhou Yu's fiancée, and everyone in Dongwu knows about this matter. One is a brother-in-law, the other is a fiancé, and it goes without saying that whose relationship is more iron and more important.
"King Wu, your wife was beaten by him!"
Just when Sun Ce stammered to the point that he didn't know how to refute, someone in the crowd shouted.
Sun Ce looked up and saw that on the bench in the long pavilion, Da Qiao was lying there quietly, and Sun Ce was angry on the spot.
What's more, if you kidnap your fiancée, Lao Tzu can't control you, but you beat Lao Tzu's wife, and Lao Tzu wants to fight with you today.
With a "duang" sound, Sun Ce pulled the anchor out.
"Holy shit, I don't think you want to live!"
Sun Ce roared and carried the anchor on his shoulder.
"Yes, beat him! King Wu, hit him in the head with an anchor! ”
"Senior Zhou Yu, you're welcome, this hanging hair is no longer the king of Jiangjun, you don't have to worry about the severity of your actions, burn his ass with fire!"
"Punch him in the head!"
"Burn his ass!"
The onlookers who ate melons saw Sun Ce carrying the anchor and rushing into the circle of fire, and they suddenly became excited one by one.
Shi Jinlang stood in place, he didn't move, first of all, although Zhou Yu held Xiao Qiao hostage, he didn't want to hurt Xiao Qiao, Shi Jinlang, as an outsider, had no reason to go up to save people.
Second, Sun Ce is already on board, Shi Jinlang can help sweep the formation on the side, but if Zhou Yu has any abnormal actions, Shi Jinlang can subdue him as soon as possible.
“duang——duang——”
Sun Ce carried the anchor and stumbled into the ring of fire like a horseman who opened the way.
"Grip the grass-hot jio-"
Sun Ce was wearing straw sandals, and as soon as he entered the fire ring, he felt that the soles of his feet were burning, he originally wanted to install them, but the burning was too painful, and when he passed through the fire ring, he was already burning his teeth and grinning.
"Sun Ce, don't come here, or I'll kill her!"
Seeing Sun Ce rushing in regardless of it, Zhou Yu's face changed and he shouted loudly.
"Gong Jin, for the sake of your father's meritorious service to Jiang County, King Gu decided to give you another chance, now that you let Xiao Qiao go, King Lone-King can spare you from dying, otherwise, King Lone-"
Sun Ce bared his teeth for a long time, and then said, "Wait a minute—"
In front of everyone's eyes, Sun Ce trotted to the butterfly spring, then sat on the ground and plunged both legs into the lake.
"Comfortable—"
The cold water of the lake instantly relieved the pain in Sun Ce's feet, and he washed for a long time before he stood up and walked back and said, "I'm sorry, where did you just go?" ”
Zhou Yu glanced at Sun Ce with disdain and said, "Speaking of sparing me from dying, no, I'm sorry, I need you to spare my life, what are you kidding?" ”
"Yes, that's right, Gong Jin, don't be reckless, now let Xiao Qiao go, the lonely king will not blame you for the past, otherwise, you will only have a dead end!"
"Bah-"
Without waiting for Sun Ce to finish speaking, Zhou Yu spat loudly and said, "Just by you, who gave you the courage, Liang Jingru?" ”
Zhou Yu's inner OS: Why do I say Liang Jingru, no matter, let's do this first.
"I don't know Liang Jingru, but-" Sun Ce raised the anchor on his shoulder and said: "Do you see the anchor as big as a sandbag in my hand, as soon as the anchor goes down, the dog's head will smash you to pieces, do I still need someone to give me courage?" ”
"Hehe-" Zhou Yu said disdainfully: "I didn't expect that your dignified lord of Jiang County would be reduced to such a field, where did you steal someone's anchor, and you are embarrassed to use it as a weapon?" ”
"Nonsense!" Sun Ce's old face turned red and said: "How can the matter of a scholar be called stealing?" ”
"No more nonsense!" Zhou Yu said impatiently: "It's not impossible for me to let Xiao Qiao go, you let Shi Jinlang come to die, you treat him as a hero, in my place, he is a villain who snatches love with a knife, phew, he is a villain!" ”
“....”
The most important thing is that Shi Jinlang can't explain it, because some things are not something you can explain clearly, not only is it not clear, but it is often darker and darker.
"Lord Shi turned out to be this kind of person, shameless and indecent!"
"Isn't it, how old are you, and you still want the old cow to eat tender grass, don't want a Bilian!"
"You can't say it so ugly, what is an old cow eating tender grass, Lord Shi is a middle-aged cow at most!"
"What do I think of the adult, he is not very old, and he will be in his twenties when he dies!"
"What's wrong with your twenties, baldness in your twenties abounds!"
"Is that enough?" Shi Jinlang stepped forward quietly and said: "You, you, and you, five hundred push-ups per person, go now!" ”
"What are you kidding, who do you think you are, Headmaster?"
Shi Jinlang has a good temper, but it doesn't mean that he can make others slander all the time.
"Looking for the principal, huh?" Shi Jinlang took out his mobile phone and dialed the old master's phone and said, "Master, there are a few students who want to exercise, and they need your old man's help to supervise them!" ”
"Just kidding, Lord Shi, you don't remember the villain!"
"Yes, yes, we know that we are wrong, Lord Shi will spare us this time!"
"They kidnapped me astray, but in fact, I have always loved Lord Shi in my heart!"
"What are you three trying to do, isn't it just a thousand push-ups? Is it hard for you? An unconvinced student said, "I'm not afraid of two thousand!" ”
"Good!" Shi Jinlang looked at the student who spoke and said, "My favorite thing in my life is the person who doesn't admit defeat!" ”
After speaking, Shi Jinlang pointed to the remaining three people: "The three of you, each have a thousand push-ups!" ”
"Hahaha, licking the dog was cool for a while, but it's still cool now!" Unconvinced students gloated on the sidelines.
"Are you done laughing?" Shi Jinlang looked at the student who was laughing until his stomach hurt and said, "You come with 10,000!" ”
“...”
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"Shut up, how can you insult Lord Shi?" Sun Ce glared at Zhou Yu angrily and said, "You unsuccessful thing, today I will teach you a good lesson on behalf of your father!" ”
"Okay, come on!" Zhou Yu grabbed Xiao Qiao's shoulder with one hand, held up a string of red flames in the palm of the other hand and said, "I'm afraid you've forgotten the pleasure of being dominated by flames!" ”
"Hehe-" Sun Ce smiled coldly and said: "Just you little flame, you can dominate a fart, Lao Tzu stands here and doesn't move to burn it for you, you can burn Lao Tzu a little, Lao Tzu died on the spot to show you!" ”
"Hehe-" Zhou Yu sneered and said: "Please don't be naïve, in the Jiangjun martial arts competition before, everyone couldn't beat you, it wasn't really that they couldn't beat you, they pretended to be unable to beat you, you really put yourself first in the world?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, let's set it on fire!" Sun Ce roared and raised the anchor.
"Boom-"
The small flame in Zhou Yu's hand instantly took off into the air, turning into a ball of flame in mid-air and flying to Sun Ce's anchor.
"With your little flame, do you really think you can start a prairie fire?" Sun Ce sneered and said, "Lao Tzu stands here and doesn't move to burn it for you, you can burn it-"
"Ouch-"
"Bang-"
Before Sun Ce finished speaking, a tingling pain suddenly came from the palm of his hand, and then the anchor in his hand fell off his hand and smashed on his head with a "bang".
"I can stand it—poof—"
Sun Ce didn't finish a word, and fell to the ground.
"Rubbish!"
Zhou Yu's eyes erupted with fire, his face was flushed, he gritted his teeth and looked at Sun Ce, who was knocked unconscious by his own anchor on the ground, and said: "When Jiang Jun is still there, I call you a king, Jiang Jun is gone, you are a fart!" ”
"With your intelligence, it's only a matter of time before the country dies!" The more Zhou Yu spoke, the more atmosphere became, and a flame burst out from the palm of his hand and said: "Anyway, death is death at anyone's hands, why don't you let me give you a ride!" ”
"Boom-"
After Zhou Yu finished speaking, the flames in the palm of his hand soared into the air again, turning into a basketball-sized red flame projectile in midair, and then smashed his head into the unconscious Sun Ce.
"Brother-in-law, don't!"
Xiao Qiao was originally choked by Zhou Yu's neck, and he passed out without breathing, but fortunately Zhou Yu let go of her when he negotiated with Sun Ce, and Xiao Qiao woke up, but he didn't expect to see Sun Ce lying on the ground as soon as he opened his eyes, and a flame bomb was smashing towards his head.
"Bang-"
A dazzling blue light flashed, and the flame bomb that had not yet been implemented flew in the opposite direction with a "bang", and landed on the mountain not far away with a "boom", setting off a cloud of grass, trees and stone chips.
"Big brother!"
Seeing the figure coming, Xiao Qiao cried out in surprise and said, "Are you here to save me?" ”
“...”
Shi Jinlang glanced at Xiao Qiao and gave her an awkward smile.
Shi Jinlang didn't want to appear at this time, he thought that Sun Ce could solve the problem perfectly, but this guy came up for less than five minutes, and he fell to the ground without saying a word, and Shi Jinlang couldn't help it if he didn't come up now.
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