Chapter Ninety-Eight: Electro-Optical Auger
With a roar, the man shook off his cloak with a shake of his hand, revealing a metal skeleton with an eerie sheen inside.
Because Lu Fan had been mentally prepared this time, he was not surprised by the way this man appeared and the equipment on his body.
However, unlike the previous pair of large two-handed chainsaws of Mrs. Chainsaw, the other party is only equipped with a huge electric drill in his right hand.
The volume of this electric drill is almost catching up with the thin figure of the middle-aged man himself. A huge spiral-conical metal drill bit that shimmers in the sunlight.
Moreover, this electric drill is not the same as the drill bit used for ordinary home decoration, and the decoration drill bit is at most to drill small holes, but the destructive power of this drill bit has reached the level of being able to demolish buildings.
The customers of the coffee shop were still at a loss when they saw this man at first, after all, this product was still drinking coffee politely before, but now it is suddenly so violent, and the style of painting has changed too much.
Everyone suddenly had a thought in their hearts: This product can't be just for performance art performances, right?
Performance art is a kind of street performance that has emerged in recent years, mainly to express the demands of environmental protection and animal protection.
Because everyone has seen similar performances on the news, they think of him as a performance artist protesting against the sound of the renovation. Some people even applauded him and coaxed him to keep trying.
With the support of these people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, the chainsaw man climbed up the bamboo pole.
I saw him turn his head and rush towards a load-bearing wall in the café, waving the electric drill in his hand. With a crisp snap, the wall was pierced by an electric drill, and in less than a blink of an eye, the wall collapsed.
The crowd who was still watching the excitement suddenly turned pale - this Nima turned out to be not performance art, but a demolition team!
Shattering walls, flying building debris, and a large amount of dust obscuring their vision make it clear to the guests that this guy is here to do something!
Recently, it has been reported on the TV news that there are some neuropathies in Donghai City, and they like to make trouble in hot pot restaurants, shopping malls and other places, and this electric drill monster man is also a member of the psychopathy and didn't run away!
Everyone screamed and left their seats and ran towards the door.
The drill man ignored them, and still stood in place and muttered to himself:
"Hehehe, don't you think that the sound of decoration upstairs is a kind of torture? It's like hammering your head all the time, buzzing, buzzing, it's going to make your brains burst! ”
He held his head with his left hand, and his face was hideous.
"Of course, there's a good way to end this, and that's ......," he said to himself, smiling, "and destroying the whole house!" ”
With that, he lunged towards the load-bearing wall on the other side and slammed into it.
Lu Fan took a look, the wall was more than half a meter thick, to say the least, and it was full of solid reinforced concrete, but under the attack of the electric drill man, it didn't even last five seconds!
The drill bit entered the wall, like a ball of white tofu, and quickly smashed the building, and a large number of fragments were sprayed outward like tofu brains.
Seeing that this equipment was so powerful, Lu Fan was also jealous, he grabbed Tao Xueran's hand and rushed out of the door.
Although I don't know what happened to this chainsaw man, the safety of the girl is the most important thing.
At this time, the movement of the café also spread to the street, and the neighbors opened their windows and looked curiously.
Lu Fan pulled Xue Ran to a gazebo across the street, and at this time, most of the guests of the café, as well as nearby passers-by, gathered under the gazebo to watch the excitement.
He said helplessly: You guys are really big-hearted, why don't you run for your life quickly?!
At this moment, the quest prompt sounded in his head: "Open!" ”
Well, I know I can't avoid this battle.
After settling Tao Xueran into a gazebo for refuge, he looked around, found a public restroom, and ran inside.
Now when he goes out, he is used to carrying the equipment backpack that Yuko gave him, so now he can "transform" at any time.
By this time, the drill man had almost finished drilling the wall on the first floor of the coffee shop, and he walked towards the only remaining load-bearing wall.
Sister Liu on the other side of the street looked at all this with a pale face, if this wall was also destroyed, then the second floor would completely collapse.
"Stop!" The waiters at the coffee shop scolded the neurotic, but it was too late.
The chainsaw man waved his hand, and the loud bang was endless, and in the midst of the shaking of the ground, the ceiling of the entire "Love Café" completely collapsed, the two-story small bungalow collapsed, and everything on the second floor was smashed to the first floor.
There seemed to be a renovation team on the second floor, and the sudden collapse caught them off guard.
Workers screamed and fell to the first floor, many were seriously injured and fell to the ground, and some were crushed underneath various reinforced concrete slabs.
", what's going on?" A man who looked like a foreman of the contractor got up and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and looked around in confusion.
This two-story small western-style building, how can it be said that it will collapse?
"You're the captain of the renovation team?" The drill man looked at the foreman.
"What's wrong? Don't bother Lao Tzu. The foreman coughed, replied angrily, and struggled to get up.
He looked at the construction team members around him who had fallen unconscious, and his heart suddenly felt bitter.
Is it easy to start a decoration team this year, and finally received a decoration order from a big customer, but the home was not decorated well, and the house was destroyed.
"That's not right...... No matter how fierce our electric drill is, it doesn't have such a great power, what the hell is going on, is it an earthquake? ”
At this time, he was confused, touched the helmet on his head that had been smashed flat, looked at all this blankly, and cursed.
It's a pity that if his attention can pay a little attention to the thin man behind him, he will probably be able to detect a trace of danger.
In the next second, the electric drill man shook his hand and broke a cement column next to him.
The cement pillars that were as thick as the trees caught up with the howling wind smashed into the whining foreman......
By the time the foreman saw the growing shadow on the ground in front of him, it was too late.
Hearing only a snap, the big cement pillar slammed the contractor to the ground, his whole body was crushed under the column, only the exposed head kept foaming at the mouth, looking quite a ghost animal.
After spraying for a while, the foreman completely fainted.
"World...... It's finally quiet......" The drill man exhaled deeply, and the expression on his face was extremely pleasant, as if he had just finished untying his hands in the bathroom.
He picked up a tablecloth from a coffee shop and wiped the big electric drill with care, making a creaking sound like cleaning glass.
Soon, the drill bit, which was stained with construction dust, became extremely shiny again.
Around him, the once exquisite and elegant coffee shop has been reduced to dusty ruins, and only the beauties in the star posters on the ruins are left, smiling in the smoke......
Sister Liu, who witnessed this scene, suddenly felt that the world was spinning.
This coffee shop is the work of her and her partner for more than ten years, but she didn't expect it to be completely ruined because of this strange electric drill man.
Thinking of this, the anger in Sister Liu's heart didn't hit anywhere, and she scolded angrily: "You bastard, look at what you have done!" ”
Then she took off her high heels and threw them at the drill man's back.
With a click, the high heels hit the back of the other party's head impartially, and the drill man turned around, and there was no blood on the face of the middle-aged man's unique vicissitudes.
He said in a deep voice: "You lesbian, you really don't know what to do. I kindly helped you solve the noise interference, and you repay me like this? It seems that it is necessary to educate you on what it means to be grateful. ”
The people around suddenly felt a groan: Is the way to solve the decoration sound in your house is to demolish the entire building?
The big electric drill in his right hand began to buzz and spin wildly again.
From the perspective of passers-by, the air flow around the drill can be seen to form a small whirlpool at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if it were a tornado.
What a rotational speed does it have to be to form such a cyclone!
The mechanical bones on the electric drill man's body made a motor running sound, and then with a big jump, he came to Sister Liu, "I need to open a hole in your skull to see if the brain volume is sufficient." ”
Sister Liu's face turned pale suddenly, and she wanted to speak but couldn't make any sound, and then she saw that the other party was a real outlaw......
The anger in his eyes completely turned into fear......
In her pupils, the big electric drill that rotated like an airplane engine was getting closer and closer to herself, getting closer and closer......
"Yikes!" She subconsciously closed her eyes and let out a scream.
At this moment, a black shadow wearing a mask flashed in front of the electric drill man, picked up Sister Liu, and jumped away from the spot.
"Luckily, I arrived in time." Lu Fan breathed a sigh of relief.
He hugged Sister Liu in the posture of a princess and jumped up to the second floor of a bungalow next to him.
Sister Liu, who was hugged, looked up at the man who saved herself-
He wears a mysterious metal mask on his face, a black retro suit, classical gold patterns tattooed on the cuffs and trouser cuffs, and the cloak behind him is hunting in the autumn wind.
This...... Isn't this the legendary prince?
At this time, Sister Liu's "princess heart", which had disappeared for a long time because of her age, sprouted again, and she could even feel the sound of her heart beating and jumping, and a trace of blush unconsciously appeared on her face with mature oL makeup.
Lu Fan put Sister Liu down and admonished: "Be careful yourself." ”
Then he turned his head and made a big jump and jumped back in front of the drill man.
Hearing the other party's voice, Sister Liu's face was complicated, and the corners of her mouth hooked up an indescribable smile.
"Really...... It turned out to be him, it seems that Xue Ran, your vision is really good......"
At this time, the electric drill man looked gloomily at the elegant black-clothed young man in front of him with a mask and a tall posture.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he snorted, as if he was very unhappy.
The young man in front of him had too many things on him that he once envied.
Young, righteous, energetic...... It also seems to be very feminine.
is in stark contrast to a middle-aged man like him who is about to die and decadent.
Thinking of this, he felt even more irritable......
He laughed twice in a low and hoarse voice and asked, "What's the matter, the hero saves the beauty?" What is your last name? ”
Lu Fan was silent for a while, turned around and came to JoJo, leaving the other party with a dashing back, and turned his head to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle of the new house-
"My title is, and you can call me —"
Before he finished speaking, in the crowd on the side of the road, a group of young men and women suddenly pointed at Lu Fan and said loudly:
"Look, he's a real person!"
", this weird mask, coquettish costume, and the posture of the second middle school, I didn't run!"
"I've seen a video about him on the crackling barrage network before, but I didn't expect to see a real person this time, I want to take a photo and send it to Moments!"
Hearing these conversations, Lu Fan's face suddenly turned red.
The title of "forcing the king", from the mouths of onlookers, is still too ashamed!
But it can't be helped, who let this be a performance that he has to perform to improve the evaluation of the task.
The last time I fought against the Chainsaw Girl, the onlookers in the mall filmed the battle with their mobile phones and uploaded it to social networking sites like Crackle Crack.
Unexpectedly, the video quickly became popular on the barrage network, and everyone swiped "666666", "Are these two people full and have nothing to do, don't they have to go to school and work?" "Hahaha good sand sculpture, but I like it! Such a barrage, while throwing coins into the video.
He also didn't expect that he would debut in C position in such a way.
And what has supported him to fall to the ground without shame, covering his face and rolling frantically is the mask on his head.
This mask is his last underwear and fig leaf, as long as the mask does not fall off, then all this shameful experience has nothing to do with him Lu Fan.
Maybe he will post a barrage when he is free, and laugh at the sand sculpture of the guy in the video with other netizens.
After hearing this title, the electric drill man snorted in his nostrils: "Look at this style, you have been very active in Donghai City recently?" You sent my beautiful colleague to the bureau? ”
"yes, we both had a wonderful day, envy you?" Lu Fan stretched out his finger and shook it at the other party to show provocation.
"Hehe, you don't have to provoke me like this. Lao Tzu has eaten more rice than you have ever eaten salt, and I have already understood life in these years, and some mundane things can no longer make my mood ripple again. ”
"But you were so excited when you heard a little noise just now, and you don't seem to be in a good mood."
"That's different." The drill man replied coldly, "The sound of the decorating drill is the only thing that can make me angry so far." ”
He shook the big drill in his hand: "Now that I know who you are, I will also introduce myself - Luo Xuan, who is the second in line, is known as the 'electric auger' by the people in the rivers and lakes!" ”