The panic of the horses just now caused a lot of movement, and all the soldiers came out of the big tent to watch this way. Han Han slapped the dirt on the armor of the two soldiers with a gloomy face, and asked with concern, "You didn't hurt yourself, did you?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay!" Xiao Bing was obviously very apprehensive in the face of Cao Yunde's greetings, he lowered his head and patted the soil on his armor, then looked back at the horse, and asked a lot, "Prime Minister, that horse?" ”

Cao Yunde squinted his small eyes, his face was unpleasant that everyone could see, he approached the horse with small steps, and after pulling the reins in its mouth, Cao Yunde's small eyes flashed and looked around, and the eyes of dozens of soldiers fell on this side, Cao Yunde raised an arm, slowly pointed to the spoiled bundle of wheat under the hooves of the black horse, and said, "This prime minister ordered before that anyone who destroys the crops should be beheaded!" Did you know? ”

"Yes." A group of soldiers were not calm, knowing that they were entangled in right and wrong at the moment, and it was also the rights and wrongs of Prime Minister Cao Yunde, a group of people nodded, but they couldn't wait to be able to shrink back into the tent and pretend to be deaf.

"So, my horse, stepping into the rice field, according to the military order, what should I do?" Cao Yunde squinted his eyes, and his sharp eyes looked at the faces of the soldiers one by one, seeing that they were embarrassed, and they just didn't speak, Cao Yunde was dissatisfied, his face was gloomy, and his small eyes narrowed even smaller, "According to the military order, how to deal with it!" Don't you understand? ”

"According to the military order, the prime minister's head should be cut off." Those who dare to speak like this, it is estimated that among the 300,000 people, only Han Han dared to speak. Smiling and walking out of his tent, Han Han looked at the frightened and frightened soldiers, and slowly explained, "Isn't this the case with the prime minister's military order, whoever spoils the wheat field with a single reflex is beheaded, and now the prime minister's horses have stepped into the wheat field and destroyed the crops, of course the prime minister is guilty." ”

Cao Yunde's face couldn't tell whether he was happy or unhappy, his expressionless eyes stared at Han Han, and then looked at the soldiers who were staring at him in astonishment, Cao Yunde asked in a low voice, "That's right, the military order is like a mountain, so, national teacher, go and ask the executioner?" ”

"No!" Han Han shook his head with a smile, it was impossible for Cao Yunde to die like this, "The military order is like a mountain, whether it is a general or a small soldier, if you make a mistake, you must treat it equally!" But the prime minister is the main commander this time, and if he kills the prime minister, then the 300,000 army lacks such a shrewd and wise leader as the prime minister, how can he defeat the Xiliang rebels, in this way, wouldn't it cost my 300,000 army and the prime minister's lives for no reason? Therefore, it is not appropriate to cut off the head! ”

Hearing Han Han's eloquent words, Cao Yunde's thin mouth showed a smile, those who know me, the world is Han Han.

"You say that the prime minister has violated military rules, should he be beheaded or should he be treated elsewhere?" Han Han turned around and shouted at the dozens of soldiers who were watching under the tent, and the soldiers were in good spirits and replied in unison, "Instead!" Instead! ”

"Good! Bring a knife! Han Han smiled, and the shouting soldiers stretched out their hands. Knife? The soldiers were so frightened that they didn't dare to speak again, the atmosphere calmed down, and the soldiers looked at Han Han and Cao Yunde in a daze, and they didn't dare to move their fingers.

And Cao Yunde, who was next to him, smiled to see what Han Han was going to do, his small eyes widened, and he looked at the soldiers majestically and said, "Knife!" ”

None of the soldiers could move as usual, and they were very dissatisfied with the cringe-catuding appearance of the soldiers, Cao Yunde frowned and exhaled, at this time, Han Han went up by himself, picked a random person, stretched out his hand, and pulled out a snow-bright Pu knife from the scabbard on his waist.

The soldier whose weapon had been seized was so frightened that his legs trembled and he almost fell to the ground, and when it was over, his knife was about to cut off the prime minister's head.

Holding the Pu knife in his hand, Han Han walked back to Cao Yunde with a smile, do you want to make a pretended mistake at this time, and then cut off Cao Yunde's head?

It's not proper, so that you will become guilty, and the 300,000 army will not make people panic.

Standing beside Cao Yunde, Han Han carried the Pu knife on his shoulder, looked at the soldiers with a smile and said, "The prime minister is an important figure in this expedition, as long as the prime minister is there, we can bravely annihilate the rebels!" So, here, I have decided to replace the head with the prime minister's long hair, what do you think? ”

"Good! Good! A group of soldiers understood, and began to applaud and applaud, the smile on the corner of Cao Yunde's mouth gradually bloomed, and he gave Han Han a pleased and wonderful look, Cao Yunde squatted down, took off the helmet on his head, pulled out the hairpin, and the long black hair with a little white hair was scattered behind his shoulders.

Straightened his head under Han Han's knife, Han Han held the Pu knife, looked at the neck and head in front of Cao Yunde, his fingers trembled slightly, he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, stretched out his hand to grab the long hair, changed the Pu knife, did not let the Pu knife cut from top to bottom, but put the blade against Cao Yunde's long hair, and lifted his fingers slightly upward, and the blade rubbed Cao Yunde's long hair from below, cutting half of it.

The hair fell off his head and was held in Han Han's hand, Cao Yunde raised his head and put on his helmet again, with a look of smiling in his deep eyes.

Han Han raised the long black hair in his hand, and the soldiers around him burst into applause again, "Prime Minister is mighty!" The national teacher is mighty! "The Prime Minister is mighty! The national teacher is mighty! ”

In this cheer, Han Han smiled and waved his hand, beckoning a soldier over, "Take this hair, ride a horse in front of the surrounding army, and tell them about the prime minister's mistake of replacing the head with hair to apologize!" ”

"Yes!" A soldier trotted up excitedly, stretched out his hand to catch Han Han's hand, Cao Yunde's hair, and then turned around and galloped away on horseback.

Cao Yunde, who had cut off his hair and had longer hair than Han Han on his head, pursed his lips and smiled deeply, waved his hand to let the soldiers disperse, and then led Han Han to his own tent.

In the wide tent, the layout is similar to that of Han Han, with a table, a chair, and a tatami mat. Cao Yunde sat cross-legged on the tatami mat, then chuckled and waved his hand, squinting his little eyes to signal Han Han to sit up as well.

"Huh, with such an outing, I dare to conclude that in the months of this march, until we return to the capital, the prime minister will not see any soldiers spoil the grain crops." Cao Yunde sat at the head of the bed, and Han Han sat cross-legged at the end of the bed with a smile.

The two of them looked at each other, but Cao Yunde blinked subtly, his fingers gently touched his black beard, and said, "That's what you think is very subtle, you actually thought of replacing my head with my hair, so that 300,000 soldiers can strictly abide by military regulations, so that morale must be greatly encouraged." ”

Han Han shook his head disapprerovingly, grinned lightly, looked at Cao Yunde and replied, "The prime minister should not pass the award, if you are not mistaken, before, the prime minister also thought so, first admit your mistake and deal with it in accordance with military regulations, and secondly, and then cut your hair to apologize, the prime minister also thinks so." ”

"That's right!" Cao Yunde squinted his small eyes and stared straight at Han Han, "Prime Minister Ben is becoming more and more like you are my confidant, what you expected in that time was actually done by you with all your hearts, and also, parade with my hair, this is the most critical point, and it is also my last thought, from beginning to end, what I want to do has been done by you, national teacher, you are really a talent." ”

"I can't say talent, it's just that, inexplicably, I can always communicate with the prime minister, if you want to ask me why, I don't know, because, I can't guess the thoughts of other ministers in the court." Han Han beat his thighs with a smile, the soldiers were tired from walking, and his legs were sore from sleeping in the carriage.

"The world is so big, it's really amazing, if it weren't for you...... Where are the people from? Celestial? Otherwise, Bencheng and Xiang really think that you are my son! Cao Yunde looked up to the sky and smiled, and Han Han also grinned, I bought a watch last year and scolded me? Who wants to be your son! I really want to open my mouth and spray shit on your face......

Wait, how does that sentence just feel weird? Han Han frowned and fell into deep thought, at this time, Cao Yunde stretched out his hand and pressed the tatami bedding under his buttocks, and then squinted his little eyes and asked with a smile, "Then guess what I want to do now?" ”

Han Han was stunned for a moment, raised his head blankly, then laughed, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Playing chess?" "That's right!" Cao Yunde sighed, Han Han knows his mind so well and knows his heart, is there a second person in the world?

Han Han just smiled slightly, he had already eaten dinner, Cao Yunde had lost another game in the carriage just now, and he hadn't moved back to face, if he was the prime minister and had a lot of imperial power, then vanity was troubled, he definitely wanted to have another plate and kill himself without leaving a piece of armor!

Thunder rolled outside the tent, and the sound of "crackling" smashed into the ground, Han Han looked up and looked outside, it was finally raining, so let's make this sultry weather a little cooler

"General!" At this time, Cao Yunde let out a low snort, Han Han turned around, Cao Yunde's 'horse' had already eaten some of his own 'general', smiled helplessly, Han Han arched his hand and said, "It turns out that the prime minister used to have a lot of concessions in the carriage, but I didn't expect the prime minister's real chess skills to be so superb, and I admire it." ”

"Haha! Okay, it's raining outside, you should rest in the tent early, if the rain stops tomorrow, we still need to continue to hurry! "Cao Yunde is actually a small-bellied chicken intestine, saying that it doesn't rain or not, in fact, after winning a game of chess, he was afraid that Han Han would play again and win against himself, so he shirked it like this.

Han Han smiled, didn't break it, stood up and said goodbye. The rain outside was not small, and the 'crackling' raindrops smashed on Han Han's body, Han Han held his head in his hands, quickly bowed his head and bent over, and rushed into his tent from Cao Yunde's tent.

Putting down the big curtain of the tent, Han Han looked down at the soaked clothes, and sighed helplessly, marching and fighting are really all kinds of hardships, I want to take a bath, there is no place to wash, the clothes are soaked, and there is no place to dry, just wait for mold.

took off the outer robe, fortunately, the thin shirt inside was not wet, and put the long shirt on the chair next to it, at this time, a woman's delicate voice came from outside the tent, "National teacher." ”

Han Han frowned slightly, the woman's voice was soft and coquettish, but Han Han definitely didn't know him, "Who?" Looking at his tent, Han Han didn't move, he stood in place and asked while untying all the things on his body, the fish intestine sword, the queen mother gave him a pack of poison Heding Hong, and the talisman on his body.

Lifting the tatami mats with his hands and feet neatly, he stuffed them under the bed, and at this time, the woman outside the door spoke, "The prime minister sent the slave family to send a map of Qinghai, saying that the national teacher should have time to think about tactics." ”

Han Han sighed lightly, and replied without being salty, "You wait!" The woman's voice outside answered softly, but Han Han was unmoved, lying on the tatami mat, Han Han just let the family wait, and closed his eyes to recuperate.

It was raining heavily outside, and I don't know if the woman had an umbrella, and if she didn't, it would be a pity. Han Han smiled, how could such a coquettish vulgar voice be compared with Liu Yun and the Queen Mother?

The heavy rain was falling, and Han Han silently counted one hundred and twenty before he slowly got up, wearing thin cloth pants and underwear, and lifted the curtain of the tent.

Outside the tent, a woman dressed in fancy clothes stood in front of her, although she had an umbrella in her hand, but no one was happy to stand like this in the rain.

A complaining look on his face immediately became happy and smiled at 0:01 a second after Han Han appeared, "National Teacher, this is a map of Qinghai sent by the slave family sent by the Prime Minister. ”

Han Han took it lightly, looked at the girl in front of him who was dressed in colorful clothes, her body was still slender but her face was not beautiful enough with rouge gouache, and asked, "What does the prime minister look at?" ”

"The prime minister still has it, this is another one hand-drawn by the prime minister, and it was specially sent to the national teacher." Han Han sighed, unfolded the map and looked at it, then turned around, dropped the curtain, and returned to the chair in the tent and sat down.

The girl who was turned away stood awkwardly in place with an umbrella in both hands, and after enjoying the laughter and lively eyes of a few passing soldiers, she was decisively not calm, she made her own decisions, gently lifted the curtain, she put away the umbrella, and walked into Han Han's tent with small steps.

Han Han was looking down at the map of Qinghai seriously at the moment, and when he saw this woman coming in, he frowned slightly unhappily and asked, "Why did you come in?" ”

The girl likes to be cute very much, pouting and blinking, slowly approaching Han Han, and then said, "The clothes on the slave's body have been soaked. ”

"Then why don't you go back quickly!" Han Han seemed to be puzzled, which made the woman suddenly feel so embarrassed, and with an embarrassed smile, the woman walked up with light steps, and asked in a delicate voice, "Doesn't the national teacher allow the slave family to change clothes here?" If the slave family catches a cold, how can the national teacher bear it? ”

How can you not bear it? I don't even know you, you are dead, it has nothing to do with me, not to mention that it was sent by Cao Yunde. Don't look at the happy way of sitting face-to-face with Cao Yunde and playing chess just now, can Han Han really guess his every move? How can it be!

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