Chapter Eighty-Five: The Kitchen of Violence
Colds, mainly upper respiratory tract infections caused by respiratory syncytial virus, rhinovirus, adenovirus, coronavirus, and parainfluenza virus. The main symptoms are fever, body aches, headache, weakness of the limbs. And Jiang Yunfeng is in this state now.
"Ah~~~~~ sister... Ceiling.. At... Turn.... "Jiang Yunfeng was lying in the lounge of the 'cat house', moaning in pain. Cat House 'won the team championship of this year's Akihabara Dessert Contest, so the championship commemorative trophy is placed on the counter in the hall, the mascot in the store, the cute pet of the store manager's penal string, the tiger stripe cat 'chocolate' is comfortably curled up in the trophy for a sweet nap, it is lunch time, the otaku who come to Akihabara to sweep the streets are admired to dine, during the competition, Jiang Yutong and the store manager and other people's appearance exposure made it originally just in the dead house word of mouth' The cat's house's seven flowers are really revealed to the world, making the original burst of popularity directly evolve into a blowout, according to the dead house that finished the meal first, the current line tail has been lined up at the entrance of Akihabara Street.
Xianzi of the criminal department looked like an eldest sister, sitting in front of the counter, still wearing a slim-fitting waist black vest with a silk short-sleeved white shirt, unbuttoning the first button, and the black silk legs overlapping under the skirt made the eyes of the dead house who dined back and forth The maids and young ladies shuttling back and forth, and Jiang Yutong, who was clumsily cleaning up the teacup he had just broken, was entangled in pain and pain.
"Ding", accompanied by the successful online payment prompted on the computer, the criminal department put down the lady's cigarette in his hand, picked up the points stamp of the "cat house", and stamped a cat's paw mark on the point card presented by the hands of the dead house who were extremely excited in their hearts, and at the end of the sentence, "Little pole, come again next time, there will be a special reward for collecting all the money~" The dead house faces flushed, their steps were vain, and they left the "cat house" flutteringly. Looking at the decimal points that kept jumping up on the computer, the criminal department sighed that the money in the dead house was really easy to make, and the old lady wanted to squeeze out every one of your 'little poles' 'Noguchi Hideyo' (1,000 yen), 'Higuchi Kazuha' (5,000 yen), and 'Fukuzawa Yukichi' (10,000 yen).
After cleaning up the broken glass slag on the ground, Jiang Yutong, who heard his younger brother shouting, had a sweet smile on his face, but his tone was helpless, "It's coming, it's such a big person, and I feel like I'm screaming." Walked to the wall and put down the cleaning tools, clapped his hands on his maid's apron, and said sorry to the store manager, walked to the counter, took out a thin-bladed kitchen knife from the knife holder hand, turned back and forth between the white and slender fingers a few times, played with a few knife flowers, and in the applause and cheers of the otaku, the Jiang green onion was finely minced, and poured into the sand pot on the stove on the side, which was boiled in the mulberry leaf loquat porridge (18 grams of mulberry leaves, 10 grams of loquat leaves, 100 grams of sugarcane) sent by Miss Erina Nagi to check Jiang Yunfeng's life and death in the morning, mint 6 grams, rice 60 grams. Wash and chop the above medicines, add an appropriate amount of water, decoction to extract juice, add rice and cook until the porridge is thick, this is the amount of one person, book friends, make notes, now is the summer can be boiled for the girls who have wind, heat and cold, and earn goodwill. Turn off the heat, pick up the tray and go to the lounge. At this time, there was a dispute outside the store, and finally with an angry roar, "We are not here to cut the line, we are here to pick up people to play, if it is late, this is a matter of the face of the entire Akihabara, can you afford it?" At the end, the door of the store was pushed open, and Alice Nagi floated in like a fairy wearing flowers, stopped in front of Jiang Yutong, and asked with a smile, "Sister, how is he?" Jiang Yutong replied with a smile, "Still lying in the lounge, let's go see him together." β
"Good~~"
The bell rang softly, and the door of the store was casually closed by a tall brother who came in later. I saw that the person who came was nine feet long (about 2.07 meters according to the ancient method), with a golden plate on his head, a handsome and resolute face with a Wang smile, a T-shirt with GCP (abbreviation of the French Foreign Legion Paratrooper Commando) printed on his chest, and a U.S. Marine Corps combat camouflage pants on his lower body, a belt with a seal insignia around his waist, and desert combat boots"Good afternoon, the manager of the Criminal Department, try it, I just arrived this morning, the high-quality goods from Havana, Cuba, I finally got it, Lao Ka liked this the most when he was alive, and the British Qiu Fat Man never left his mouth."
"No need, Billy." That's right. The person who came was Uncle Billy, the owner of the '18X' anime merchandise store on the opposite street, a man with a story. The criminal department picked up the lady's cigarette he had put down, and found that it had automatically extinguished, so he said, "I can't get used to cigars, it's too rushing." Grandpa used to like it, but now it's under grandma's control. Borrow a fire. Uncle Billy hurriedly took out a pure copper Zippo lighter with a bullet embedded in the middle, played a flower with one hand and lit it, and the strings of the criminal department lit his lady's cigarette, glanced at the lighter, and said with a smile, "It's really dazzling, but don't you plan to change it?" Uncle Billy put the lighter away and replied, "No." It once killed me. He looked at the clock on the wall, and said, "How is that kid, it's okay in the afternoon, everyone is waiting for him to enter." β
The Punishment Department shrugged his shoulders and said loudly to the lounge, "Ah Feng! If you can stand up, come out quickly. There's still a game waiting for you over there! "Good! I know" Jiang Yutong replied loudly in the lounge, looking at his younger brother lying on the sofa, he was helpless and distressed, put the tray on the table, picked up the antipyretic patch on Jiang Yunfeng's forehead, threw it into the trash, opened a new pack, drove away Alice who was poking Jiang Yunfeng's face with a spoon, picked up Jiang Yunfeng's head and turned around and sat on the sofa by himself, gently put his brother's head on his transparent black silk thigh, lowered his body forward and reached out to try to reach the tray placed on the table, and finally reached the tray at the cost of Jiang Yunfeng almost being suffocated, As soon as she dragged it to the table and picked it up, Nagi Alice stepped forward and grabbed the other side, and said with a smile, "Sister, I'll feed you." After that, the strength on his hand gradually increased, Jiang Yutong's smile remained unchanged, but the strength in his hand did not decrease, and replied, "No need, Alice-chan should trouble you to go to the basin next to you and twist a towel." Just when the two sides were arguing, the tray was flipped, and the sand pot was buckled to Jiang Yunfeng's door, although it was no longer hot, but it was still a hot porridge, Jiang Yunfeng sat up like an electric shock, screaming, Jiang Yutong glared at Alice angrily, and quickly helped his younger brother remove the clay pot and clean up the remaining porridge water. Alice also stuck out her little tongue, showing an apologetic little expression, consciously went to the basin and wrung a towel back to help Jiang Yunfeng wipe her face, and after putting the sand pot away, Jiang Yutong realized that her thighs were full of slimy porridge water, and complained, "It's really... No wonder it's slimy. "Go to your closet and open it and take out a new pair of stockings, which you need to replace when you open them." What slimy? Jiang Yunfeng, whose face had been wiped clean, planned to turn around and ask about the specific situation, but Alice threw a towel on his face to cover it, and covered Jiang Yunfeng's eyes with both hands, "Ah~~~ Let it go!" It's pressing my eyes, it hurts!! Blinded!! Jiang Yunfeng wailed in pain, constantly slapping Alice's hands. You can't watch, it's so unhealthy!! Alice covered it tightly, just not letting Jiang Yunfeng break free, watching Jiang Yutong slowly take off the dirty stockings, picked up the towel in the basin to wipe the white and slender and sexy thighs, and then slowly put on the new stockings, crumpled the dirty stockings into balls and threw them into the trash, let go of Jiang Yunfeng, and sighed in a low voice, "I can't win, I can't win in this life." "Looking at the process of Jiang Yutong changing stockings just now, although I don't want to admit that kind of charm, I am thrilled to be a woman, let alone a man." What can't be won? Cooking? Rubbing his swollen eyes, Jiang Yunfeng asked Alice curiously.
"Not anymore! You don't care!! β
"Cut~~ I'm too lazy to care about you." Jiang Yunfeng looked at the clock on the wall and quickly got up, "Let's go, the game is about to start." "It's okay to get up a little dizzy because you've been lying down for too long. Jiang Yutong hurriedly stepped forward to support him, and asked with concern, "No, let's abstain, anyway, you got the prize you wanted." β
"No, I have to go, if I can't bring back the individual championship prize, I'll be miserable." Jiang Yunfeng shook his head, and then said, "Let's go, the medicine has worked, and I feel much better now." The three of them left the break room and went to the antechamber. When all the guests saw Jiang Yunfeng's arrival, they all gave a standing ovation and cheered, "Come on!" You're the only remaining representative of Akihabara, so you can't just fall like that!! Jiang Yunfeng smiled and gave everyone a thumbs up, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I will definitely bring the champion back!" Xianzi of the Criminal Department signaled everyone to be quiet, and said, "Ah Feng, just now grandpa called and said that you can open a list of raw materials first, so that he can prepare first, so as not to run out of materials at that time." "Yes, wait a minute." Jiang Yunfeng picked up the sticky notes on the counter, wrote down a long column with a brush, and handed over a string to the punishment department, Uncle Billy looked at Jiang Yunfeng's wilting image, so he took out a flat silver wine jug from his trouser pocket, unscrewed the lid, pinched Jiang Yunfeng's mouth with one hand and poured it in, and said, "A big man doesn't look like a wilting root and a small corn, Uncle will give you some magic weapons for men!" Jiang Yunfeng finally broke free from the restraints, touched his throat like a burning bar, and asked with difficulty, "Uncle Billy... This... What is it... It's so spicy~~~" Uncle Billy took a sip first, and said with a smile, "It's 96 degrees Polish vodka 'water of life', a drink that men should drink." Time is running out, let's go quickly" After that, he took a sip in his mouth and sprayed it on Jiang Yunfeng's face, and then when he reached the point, he slapped it on both sides of Jiang Yunfeng's neck and under the armpits on both sides, and pulled Jiang Yunfeng to the outside of the store when he was done, and Jiang Yutong and Nagi Alice also followed.
There was a Hummer parked on the side of the road outside the store, and it was obvious from the appearance of the military version, Uncle Billy opened the car door, stuffed Jiang Yunfeng into the passenger seat, and confirmed that Jiang Yutong and Alice also climbed into the back seat, Uncle Billy did it enter the cab, started the car, and after the alcohol volatilized, Jiang Yunfeng, who was in high spirits, saw that it was Uncle Billy who was driving, and exclaimed, "Uncle, you still drive after drinking so much?" Uncle Billy said disdainfully, "That's it. . . Mere trifle. Feel relieved.. Uncle.. Drive steadily. Belch... As he spoke, he hiccuped, and the smell of wine in his mouth was lit by the cigar in his mouth, and a blue flame rose up. I'll go... In Jiang Yunfeng's foul mouth, the Hummer rushed out like a Tuojiang wild horse.
After all the way, the group finally arrived at the venue 10 minutes before the start of the game, Jiang Yunfeng felt that the wine was going down, and he began to heat up again, so he asked Uncle Billy for the silver wine jug, and when he reached the point, he wiped it on his forehead to cool down and drank a sip of refreshment, and said the tools he needed to the staff who were looking at the staff who were in a cold sweat, and after a while, the staff pushed a cart full of tools to Jiang Yunfeng, Jiang Yunfeng put away the wine jug, said thank you, carried a chainsaw, and dragged the tool cart, staggered into the venueγγγγγ (To be continued)