Chapter 596: Is the Heart-Shaped Grass a Genius Earth Treasure?

Because it was rude for the stick to say that Tu had escaped, Maya spent a lot of effort picking up a crystal clear flying saucer-shaped flying machine in order to be more formal.

Well, there are booths and tables, and although it looks very formal, it can't hide the fact that it's glass.

"Master, I remember the first time we met, you said that alcohol is a poison that paralyzes perception, and it is a big taboo for people like us, what is the matter with you?" Maya wondered.

The flight speed is only Mach 2, and there is still a way to go in these thousands of kilometers!

"Alas, I haven't been back to Jiaxing for half a century, and the girl who sold wine before, hey, she is my 12th ...... Hmm, no, it should be the 14th grandson. The old scene is gone, the person is not her, time is really for us cultivators... Alas! ”

He touched his face, secretly wiped the sparkle from the corner of his eye, and then poured another sip of wine.

"Ahem......"

Drinking a little hurriedly, the stick choked with a red face, sighed and put down the wine jug, and said sentimentally: "People go to Jingyi, only this old rice wine tastes the same!" ”

"What's wrong with your master? Drunk? Tony whispered as he touched Maya's shoulder.

"Didn't you hear him? People have lived for hundreds of years, and they are a little emotional when they return to their hometown. Maya rolled her eyes.

Then, she comforted the stick and said, "Master, I didn't expect you to be married and have descendants alive, it's amazing." ”

Sticks Shun poured another sip of wine, and said lightly: "What do you know about this ghost, unfilial piety is great, my ancestors are also from famous families, and I am the only man in my generation, and there is no conflict between cultivation and marriage and childbirth, what's strange." ”

"No, weren't you born blind......

The Mayan dialect is only half-spoken, but the meaning is very obvious.

In ancient China, it was very difficult for a blind man to find a daughter-in-law, and he said that he was born in a famous family, but his family was an ordinary family that ran a small winery, and he was born with no money and power......

Hearing this, the stick put his face in front of the two opposites angrily, and said angrily: "Look at me, even now, I am a middle-aged uncle with taste, can't you imagine my demeanor back then?" “

"Uh, I'm sorry, but the thought of the money rat tail on the back of your head sends chills all over me." Maya bared her teeth and rubbed her arms.

"I ...... you, you scoundrel"

The stick picked up the blind cane next to him angrily, and struck it on Maya's little head accurately, scolding: "I was the helmsman of the Red Flower Society back then, a righteous man who opposed the Qing Dynasty and restored the Ming Dynasty. ”

Maya pursed her lips, brushed aside the blind cane on her head, and said disdainfully: "Blow, you continue to blow, last time it was Ling Hu Chong, but this time it became Chen Jinnan again, why don't you say that you are Guo Jing?" ”

"Ouch, I'm really Guo Jing." He slapped his thigh, pointed at Maya, and said proudly, "Have you forgotten the signboard of the store where you bought wine earlier?" ”

"The thousand-year-old Guojia store? Oh my God, Master, your surname is Guo? Maya reacted and said in surprise.

"Haha, yes!"

Sticks laughed and said: "I am a person from the Celestial Empire, I must have a surname, and the title of Sticks is just derived from my stick method." As I said, Xiao Cha is my junior, and a lot of his story ideas come from me, otherwise where would he be a scholar who can write such a heart-wrenching story?

I have the ability, naturally I will not still be killed by my heirs in the war, at that time, Hong Kong has not separated from the Celestial Empire, and it is still stable, I ......"

Maya touched her chin and wondered if she would also contribute some money and ask a few great writers to use herself as the prototype of the story to create a few best-selling books?

"Oh, that's not right!"

Maya suddenly reacted that the stick was from Kunlun, and Kunlun had no shortage of places to place a few idlers.

"Master, there's a flaw in what you're saying, right?" Maya looked at the drunken and hazy stick and wondered, "Why don't you let your descendants settle in Kunlun?" Or somewhere else in the Seven Mansions? ”

"You're right, I can take them into Kunlun, the real Kunlun."

He nodded at first, then shook his head bitterly and explained, "Kunlun... Alas, the Seven Mansions of the Hidden World are also known as the 'Seven Domains of Heaven' in the outside world, and Kunlun... Even if you are crooked nuts, you should have heard the legend of the immortal immortal and the peach, right? “

"Even Maiga, do you mean that Kunlun has a peach that makes people immortal?" Tony's eyes lit up.

That thing was still stalking Maya with a dead face, wanting to eat her heart-shaped grass!

Now I hear more bt peach, can you not **?

Sticky looked at Tony with disdain, well, don't ask the blind man how to despise him, Maya and Tony both felt what he meant anyway.

"Therefore, Kunlun is also known as the 'City of Eternal Life', or 'Immortal Heaven'. It looks like a paradise, like a fairyland, but ......"

"Maya, what do you think an immortal is?" Sticks suddenly looked up and asked.

"Immortals can at least live forever, right? The others, well, if I can live forever, I can also be called immortals. Tony replied.

"Yo, you ghost, you are so wise!"

Sticksy glanced at Tony in surprise, nodded and praised: "The words are not rough, immortals are powerful mortals, yes, they are mortals, ordinary humans who have reached the pinnacle of qi cultivation." Tony, if you practice hard, you can become an immortal one day. ”

"How long will that take?" Tony said excitedly.

"Well, since your qi sense is obtained by taking shortcuts, it is estimated that it will take fifty years to adjust and be even. Then, after 30 years of penance, you can break through the bottom of the heavens, that is, through the meridians, then you can reach my level when you are about 200 years old, which is considered to be an excellent talent. Alas, I didn't expect that as long as my thinking changed, the cultivation of genius scientists would be so fast, and sure enough, the heavens would be so unfair. Sticks sighed.

"This, Master, do you have any genius earth treasures to introduce?"

Tony hit the snake and climbed the pole, and suddenly became Maya's junior brother, you must know that he was an "Iron Fist" apprentice before!

Sticks didn't care about Tony's title, all the apprentices in his life could form an army, and he had been at home and abroad for hundreds of years, and he had already divided his apprentices into three, six, nine, and so on

Except for the Mayan ghost elves and the official apprenticeship of Matthew, they are all cannon fodder prepared by him to deal with the hands and the club, and at this time, one more Tony is really nothing.

"There are a lot of treasures in this world, but if you look at me, I am more than two hundred years old, half a century older than you guys, but now I can't even beat my own apprentices, and I also want to take magic medicine!" The stick spread his hands and said helplessly.

While speaking, Sticksuo also deliberately glanced at the small box on Maya's waist, well, he also wanted to eat heart-shaped grass!

Maya patted the box on her waist, and said bitterly: "This thing is indeed a treasure, but after death, the soul will enter the divine domain of Buster, are you willing to be with those black people for eternity?" ”

Truth be told, Maya wonders if T'Chaka is trying to use this heart-shaped grass to turn Payne into her own.

Well, T'Chaka did have that idea, but it was a machi, and all the pros and cons were told to Maya, and it was up to her to decide what to choose. 2k reading web