Chapter 25: Routines
Taiping Town, from the camp of the Fire Mercenary Group.
Twice in one day, this is no simple coincidence for the entire mercenary group.
The entire regiment, counting the newly joined Liu Zhong, has a total of seventy-four people. At this moment, they all returned to the camp, waiting for Yang Li's next action order!
Bonfires burn brightly.
The mercenaries roasted game and drank at the same time!
The life of the camp is relatively boring, and these people live a life with today and no tomorrow. Therefore, chatting has become one of their spare time!
Lao Wei sat in front of the bonfire with a wine bottle, and as soon as he sat down, he was ridiculed by others.
"Old Wei, how many days have you not taken a bath, how can your body stink like this?"
Regarding today's ugly incident, Lao Wei didn't want to mention it, so he said casually: "I'm not your daughter-in-law, you don't care if I stink or not!"
The man smiled and said: "Old Wei, in our mercenary group, you are a person who will not suffer! I heard that you let the new deputy regiment commander put on a show today, and you were covered with a layer of dog ......."
Lao Wei picked up a bone, stuffed it into the man's mouth, and scolded, "Eat your dog meat!"
The man took a bite, and then spit it all out: "What is this?"
Old Wei glared at him and said, "It's nothing! I added some mud to the flesh and bones!"
The man was a little embarrassed, pointed to Lao Wei's back and said, "Lao Wei, we have been brothers for so many years, what I said just now was purely a joke, don't care!"
Lao Wei came over and sat down again, and said in a low voice: "Lao Tzu has been a mercenary for so many years, and basically he has never suffered a loss. When I met that little bell today, it was really eight lifetimes of bad luck!"
The other mercenaries asked with interest, "What's going on?"
Lao Wei moved his muscles and bones for a moment and said, "My situation is still fine. The brothers who came back with me were swollen from the black bee and scorpion venom, and they screamed non-stop. Xiao Zhong Zhong thought they were noisy, and ordered someone to knock them out, wake up once, and knock them out once......."
He put down the bottle and counted with his fingers: "Now, they have been knocked out at least twenty times!
Everyone looked at Lao Wei, whose eyes were swollen and slightly fat, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. After taking a few sips of wine, he re-spoken: "Old Wei, do you need your brothers to help you take revenge?"
Lao Wei cut a snort and said with extreme disdain: "It's just you, forget it." Look at what the Thousand Heavy Realm Sword Soul Master was made into by Xiao Zhong Zhong. His whole body is covered with toxins, and he is at least three or four times fatter, and he doesn't even look like he can recognize his own father and mother!
As soon as he left, the others laughed wildly: "I heard that Lao Wei and they were covered with a layer of shit by Xiao Zhong Zhong. Once the purple and green dog's feces are stained, a month's bath may not be clean, haha!"
As soon as I finished laughing, I flew directly over with a bag of things. Lao Wei said coldly: "There are blessings and hardships, and there is still one bag left, just to share it with you to enjoy!"
These people touched their bodies, stinky and sticky, and pointed at Lao Wei and said, "...... is this?"
Lao Wei smiled: "The feces of the purple and green dogs!"
Wow wow wow......
A few people ran into the corner and retched!
In a brightly lit tent.
Tang Shen, the Sword Soul Master of the Thousand Heavy Realm, knelt on the ground in all sorts of ways.
Yoo Zhong spared his life for interrogation. He rubbed his wrist, smashed a fist on Tang Shen's face, and said, "Tang Fatty, who have you been instructed by?"
Tang Shen's whole body was swollen, and he didn't hurt even if he was punched, and said unconvinced: "You make a yin move!
Liu Zhong flew up and kicked him in the face, and scolded: "You are really shameless! You are a Thousand Heavy Realm Sword Soul Master, the young master is not even a mixed Yuan Realm, don't need to count, can I capture you alive?"
Yang Li asked rhetorically at this time: "Tang Shen, I have no grievances with you from the Fire Mercenary Group, you will not bully us swordsmen for no reason! Who hired you?"
Tang Shen snorted and said, "If I say it or not, it's death! Don't bother, give me a comfortable way to die!"
"In Xiaoye, there is no comfortable way to die at all. After a while, I will chop you into thousands of pieces, use the fire to consume oil and light, and throw the waste residue to the purple and green dog to eat!" Liu Zhong pulled out his long sword and put it on Tang Shen's neck.
Yang Li used his sword to open the sword of the dead, and said seriously: "Tang Shen, I vouch for the reputation of the head of the Lihuo mercenary group, as long as you tell the real murderer behind the scenes, I will spare your life!"
The tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and Tang Shen fell to such a point that he could only accept his fate. Gritting his teeth, he asked rhetorically: "If I tell who is behind the scenes, will you really let me go?"
Yang Li said solemnly: "Seriously!"
Tang Shen shook his head and said, "No!
Yang Li raised a palm and swore: "I, Yang Li, swear to the sky: promise to let Tang Shen have a way to live, if he breaks his promise, ten thousand swords will pierce his heart, and he will not die!"
Tang Shen was silent for a long time, and finally said, "Yu Zhi sent me!"
"Yu Zhi, Yu Zhi, the second young man of the Yu family in Xuantie City?" Hearing this familiar name, Liu Zhong opened his mouth without thinking for verification.
Yang Li wondered, "Liu Zhong, do you know him?"
Liu Zhong doesn't know much!
This Yu Zhi is Liu Jiannan's hair, and he usually bullies him with cheap men.
There is a clear record in the account book: Yu Zhi slapped Liu Zhong a total of 480 times in the four years that he went crazy!
Therefore, this revenge, Liu Zhong must be avenged!
Yang Li didn't have any impression of Yu Zhi, and asked, "I don't have any holiday with the Yu family from the Fire Mercenary Group, why did Yu Zhi send you to plot against us?"
Tang Shen said: "Yu Zhi is the deputy head of the Snake Mercenary Group. He wants me to catch you all so that I can go to the head of the regiment to ask for credit!"
Yang Li said: "We have indeed had a bad relationship with the Snake Mercenary Group recently! Since Yu Zhi is the deputy head of the regiment, it is not impossible to attack us!"
Liu Zhong said: "Tang Fatty, Yu Zhi is a swordsman, he drove you to a thousand realms to be a killer, what did you rely on? money, or beauty?"
Tang Shen replied, "The Yu family has recently obtained a set of clever swordsmanship. Yu Zhi promised me that as long as the matter is done, he will give me a copy of this swordsmanship!"
Liu Zhong said with interest: "The swordsmanship that can make you look at it is naturally not a mortal thing! What is the name of the swordsmanship?"
Tang Shen said: "It's called Star Chasing Slash!"
A wicked smile hung on the corner of Liu Zhong's mouth, "Tang Fatty, you are useless, I will send you to see Hades now!"
The sword of death flashed, and a human head fell to the ground!
Tang Shen is dead!
Yang Li said angrily: "I swore to let him go! Who told you to kill him?"
Liu Zhong put away the sword of death, kicked the man's head out, and said: "I didn't swear an oath, nor did I say that I wouldn't kill him!
Yang Li looked at the headless corpse on the ground and sighed: "It's not that I won't let you go, but your luck is bad and you met Liu Zhong, a hooligan who doesn't keep his integrity!"
Liu Zhong: "......"
Yang Li took out a whip from the camp tent, stared at Liu Zhong and said, "Listen to Lao Wei: You tell people everywhere that I am your wife who has not passed through the door?"
Liu Zhong's face did not change and said: "Lao Wei said that you have a famous flower, and it is his...... It's his...... It's his ......."
Yang Li was furious and went to find Lao Wei with a whip.
A moment later, the camp heard the screams of Lao Wei being beaten!
When Yang Li came back with the whip, Liu Zhong stammered, and finally finished speaking: "...... It's his...... Good leader, the best captain of life!"
Poor old Wei, he was tricked by Liu Zhong again!