Chapter 54: Lao Tzu paddled to prepare for war!
Rapunzel: "Tomorrow is the time of the war,, what about eating chicken?!" You haven't practiced a single game, have you?! I'm nervous for you! β
Sun Yifeng waved his hand: "You don't have to be nervous for the contemptible person. β
The long-haired man hesitated for a while: "Then what is the use of you reading the Taishang Induction Chapter?" β
"I ask you, what is my game ID?"
"Jedi Feng Shui!"
"That's it, as a feng shui master, reading divination requires extremely professional knowledge, and I'm adding value to myself! Learn from the past! β
Nima, this is blowing...... How do you go on with the interview with Lao Tzu, so let's play a game or two for us, brother!
"But...... Tomorrow is the time of the covenant, or ...... Play two games for us to see? If you can't see that the equipment loses tomorrow, then you won't be able to broadcast chicken in the future! Really, I'm nervous about you! Han Sheng. β
Sun Yifeng smiled evilly: "Brother, you call the emperor not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, Lao Tzu is not nervous, you are nervous?!" β
The long-haired man looked embarrassed, eh, is he sarcastic Lao Tzu is a eunuch?
I saw Sun Yifeng say again: "I see that the "Taishang Induction Chapter" is just to consolidate my own feng shui numerology technique, so that tomorrow's battle, isn't it simple?" You think I'm paddling, but I'm already preparing! β
"Eating hot pot is to balance yin and yang! Singing K is to spit out the old and accept the new! β
The long-haired man was puzzled: "What the hell is balancing yin and yang, and what the hell is it to spit out the old and accept the new?!" β
"Let me ask you, when you play hot pot, is there water in the pot, is there fire under the pot, water is yin, fire is yang, eating hot pot is actually taking food between yin and yang, if it is appropriate, it can make up for the imbalance of yin and yang in the body."
Men with long hair: !!
Inch man: !!
I'm afraid this Nima isn't really a magic stick, right? Isn't eating hot pot on fire?!
Rapunzel: "What the hell is that singing K?" β
"Lao Tzu is not singing K, but the breathing technique of spitting out the old and accepting the new! Be lucky when singing, and take the opportunity to expel harmful gases from your body! When you breathe, you can inhale new air into your body to strengthen your physique and prepare for battle! β
Men with long hair: !!
Inch man: !!
This Nima, eating hot pot is to balance yin and yang, singing K is to spit out the old and accepting the new, and watching "Taishang Induction Chapter" is to consolidate the exercises.
The long-haired man pondered and was terrified: "Could it be ...... Playing hot pot, singing K, and reading books are all part of the devil's training?! β
Sun Yifeng nodded meaningfully.
"Tomorrow's War......" he put his fingers into a fist in front of the camera, "Lao Tzu has won!" β
Men with long hair: !!
Inch man: !!
Damn, is this a real god stick or a fake master?!
The audience in the live broadcast room of the "Appointment War" interview can't stand Sun Yifeng:
[This product is too good to blow, right?! γ
[23333, Lao Tzu paddled to prepare for the war]
[If you don't open the hanging, I'm afraid you don't have the potential to become a top entertainment anchor of Douyu]
[Obviously you can rely on blowing to eat, but you want to hang up? ] γ
[Hey, people are just suspicious]
[This Nima is simply a storyteller under the overpass]
4King Team Training Room.
Professional player ALU sauce couldn't guess what Sun Yifeng wanted to do at all.
Nima, who didn't practice a plate, ate hot pot and sang K every day, what else did he watch "Taishang Induction Chapter", what was he doing?
Is there really a secret trick?
ALU has already asked the organizers, and the organizers will arrange for the referees to stare at the computers of the two people, and it is impossible to open or install plug-ins on the computers.
So no matter what secret tricks this magic stick has, as long as it is open, it will definitely not be able to be used at that time.
However, Sun Yifeng's various actions in the past few days, if they have no impact on ALU at all, they must be fake.
But ALU still thinks that he will definitely win tomorrow's "covenant battle"!
In fact, it is said that it is a "covenant battle", it is better to say that it is a team double platoon, and tomorrow ALU and Sun Yifeng will form a team with a double platoon.
If Sun Yifeng can accurately say the "equipment" on the map many times, then Sun Yifeng will win the battle.
But if Sun Yifeng can't casually say the equipment on the map like in the live broadcast on weekdays, then it proves that Sun Yifeng opened the hook during the live broadcast! He's a sass!
In ALU's opinion, the person who can say the name and location of the equipment so accurately must be open! Tomorrow there will be a referee staring, in the case of not being able to install the plug-in......
No matter how you look at it, this Jedi Feng Shui master is doomed!
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This time, the location of the "Covenant Battle" is set at the Honghui Shopping Plaza controlled by the Zhang Group in Wuyang City, and the computers used for the "Covenant Battle" and OB (watching the battle) are all Dell aliens, and it can only be said that the game of PUBG is really too hot, and various computer hardware manufacturers are eager to intervene in any game.
As for why the Zhang Group in the real estate sector also pays for sponsorship?
Because the future successor of the group is the emperor of the Shenstick live broadcast room - Zhang Haohanna, a great immortal with kidney loss (manual dog head).
This is the first time that Sun Yifeng has met with a kidney loss immortal offline.
But not on the eve of the game, but at the dinner before the game in the evening.
This afternoon, Sun Yifeng picked up Qianyu and just walked out of the Gold Coast Chinese and English Kindergarten.
A black Mercedes-Benz walked down a man in a suit at the door, and Sun Yifeng didn't have any curiosity about it.
Parents of this Chinese-English kindergarten are both rich and expensive, and every time it is time to leave school, the entrance is like a car show, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Lexus and Porsche.
Often only Sun Yifeng silently holds his daughter and plays a Didi ......
Sun Yifeng guessed in his heart that this man in a suit must be one of the parents.
Unexpectedly, the man in the suit walked straight in front of Sun Yifeng and "blocked" their way:
"Mr. Han (the former name of the body is Han Feng), Mr. Zhang is invited."
Sun Yifeng looked confused: "Mr. Zhang? β
"That's right, Mr. Zhang, Zhang Haohan" The man in the suit leaned forward again and said softly: "Kidney loss immortal." β
Sun Yifeng suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be Brother Loss." Wait, how does he know about this kindergarten my daughter attends? β
The man in the suit smiled: "What Mr. Zhang wants to know, isn't it easy to understand?" β
Sun Yifeng nodded: "That's right." β
"Please get in the car." The man in the suit opened the car door for the father and daughter.
After the two of them got into the car, they slowly walked to the driver's door and got into the car.
The Chinese and English kindergarten security guard uncle looked at this scene and was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.
Nima, this young man who was wearing an old shirt that day, it turns out that there is a Mercedes-Benz?!
And with a driver?!
What's going on?!
The man in the suit drove a Mercedes-Benz all the way to a Japanese restaurant with Sun Yifeng's father and daughter.
It's the first time I've come to a Japanese restaurant, and I'm obviously very interested in the Japanese dΓ©cor.
But the strange thing is that at dinner time, there is not a single customer in this Japanese restaurant?!
"This ...... Why don't you have a single guest? β
The man in the suit smiled slightly: "This store has been contracted by Mr. Zhang tonight." β
Sun Yifeng was shocked, lying down, he deserved to be a man with the same superpowers as Batman (rich).
Obviously, I just ate in the private room, but I just had to take down the store......
The man in the suit led the two to the door of the box and opened the door.
"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Han is here."
When Qian Yu saw the great immortal with kidney loss, he blurted out a sentence: "Uncle, good evening!" β
The tea in Zhang Haohan's mouth almost squirted, eh, cutie, can't you call your brother?