No way!

It's the right time to come to school today!

Unleash your imagination and imagine that you can't imagine the image before you, and make Quaresma feel that the world may be crazier than you think.

You think you're sleeping at home?

You slept so well!

Do you believe me taking your bra away?

Quaresma couldn't help but have this absurd thought, but he gave up because it would really damage his reputation.

Leave yourself to fend for yourself!

With a nostalgic look, Quaresma stole out of the classroom.

This lesson is very interesting, and I will listen to it next time, but before I come again, I should buy a few books and preview them a little, otherwise I will listen to the heavenly books.

Walking on campus, watching one couple after another unscrupulously sprinkle dog food, Quaresma couldn't help but want to laugh, indeed, there is no better environment to fall in love than here, if you have a girlfriend, you must also take her to the campus to walk around.

As he walked, Quaresma suddenly noticed a mobile phone on the ground, and there was no one around, so Quaresma picked it up casually.

Of course, he can't do the lack of virtue of picking up things and not returning them, presumably the person who lost the mobile phone must be very anxious, so he opened the mobile phone address book and found a phone call from someone close to him, and asked them to notify the owner as soon as possible.

"Sister"

Well, this one can be very close.

So Quaresma called.

"Why, I'm in class?" After connecting, a youthful and pleasant voice came from the other end of the phone, which was very beautiful.

Quaresma hurriedly explained: "I picked up this phone, you quickly inform him, I will wait at the school gate!" ”

The girl on the other end of the phone exclaimed, "Thank you, please wait a minute, I'll let him go right away!" With that, he hung up the phone.

Quaresma smiled, the girl was in a hurry, very interesting.

But in the next second, the mobile phone in his hand rang, showing that the caller was "sister".

She didn't remember where she was?

couldn't help but want to laugh, connected the phone, and just wanted to speak, but didn't want the girl to speak in a hurry.

"Brother, your phone has been found!" There was actually a hint of hatred in the girl's tone, "The person who picked up the phone is at the school gate, don't forget to thank them!" ”

Quaresma: "......"

Quaresma didn't say anything for a long time, for he really didn't know what to say.

I couldn't help but scratch at my hair, Quaresma was a little crazy.

Am I crossing the wrong one?

Or is it that in order to stand out from the crowd, the god of crossing has collectively lowered the IQ of all the natives in this world by 20%?

Why haven't I met a few normal people?

You call your brother on the phone he lost?

How did you grow up at this point?

After taking a few deep breaths helplessly, Quaresma calmed down.

"I'm sorry, your brother's phone is in my hand, if you want to notify him to come and pick up the phone, can you please use another way?"

The girl on the other end of the phone screamed again and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot!" ”

Quaresma couldn't help but sigh, "Miss, please hurry up, I still have something to do!" ”

"Please wait a minute, I'll go over and get it right away!" The girl's voice was shy, as if she was embarrassed.

Quaresma waited there boredly, looking at one couple after another in and out, and did not let go of the beauties passing by, I have to say that the quality of campus beauties is high, which made Quaresma can't help but think of the absurd behavior of squatting on the side of the road and whistling at passing beauties with a few livestock roommates in his previous life.

Just when Quaresma couldn't help but miss her previous life, the figure of a girl came straight to Quaresma.

"Did you pick up the phone?" The girl's chest was visibly heaving due to shortness of breath, and she was a little out of breath when she spoke.

Quaresma stared at the girl for a moment, and he finally knew why the girl was so guilty.

"Your brother lost his phone, you also lost something, right?" Quaresma asked with a smile, his expression indescribably strange.

The girl was stunned and looked very cute.

"How do you know, I just lost the bra!"

After saying that, the girl covered her pink lips and became embarrassed.

Quaresma couldn't help but laugh.

That's right, this girl is the girl who slept in front of Quaresma in the classroom just now.

Laughing enough, Quaresma handed over the phone and couldn't help but say, "I was behind you in the classroom just now, watching you take off your ......, but I swear I didn't take it, because I left soon!" ”

The girl's eyes widened and her face was slightly red, but after listening to Quaresma's words, she scanned Quaresma's whole body up and down with her eyes, as if she was looking for something.

Cha!

You still don't believe me?

You think I took your bra?

Do I look like a pervert?

Just as Quaresma and the girl were staring at each other, a girl with freckles on her face ran in the distance.

"You slept so well in class, you even took off your bra, if I didn't help you put it away, you would have become famous in the whole school!" The freckled girl grumbled, then turned her gaze back to Quaresma, "Who is he?" Your boyfriend? ”

The girl smiled embarrassedly at Quaresma and explained, "No, he just picked up my brother's phone!" ”

Quaresma couldn't help but say, "Well, yes, help me remind your brother, be careful with your phone, don't lose it next time, and help me remind someone, don't litter things......"

With that, Quaresma laughed and walked away.

School is so interesting!

I'll come back next time!

......

During the holidays, Quaresma still maintained a self-discipline training habit, and after coming to Arsenal for so long, his attributes have grown a lot, and the growth rate far exceeds the growth rate of British GDP.

Host: Quaresma

Age: 22

Speed attribute: 92.88

Strength attribute: 77.24

Stamina Attributes: 81.84

Reaction Attributes: 84.51

Dribbling capacity: 94.99

Passing ability: 79.54

Shooting ability: 82.66

Defensive ability: 34.67

Teamwork: 67.45

......

The increase is gratifying, it's like planting a seed, and watching the seed grow every day gives me a sense of accomplishment.

Even if you count his poor defensive ability, he has already properly entered the ranks of first-line stars, after all, there are not many stars with such comprehensive personal skills.

However, attributes such as speed and dribbling that exceed 90 values, although there is progress, but the improvement seems to have been limited, and it will only follow step by step, and it will not suddenly skyrocket, I'm afraid this is the meaning of the bottleneck.

Naturally, his speed dribbling is already close to the top of the list, and there is limited room for improvement.

As for the increase in team cooperation, because the manager is Wenger, Quaresma is very satisfied, according to the current trend of progress, I am afraid that after a season, I can proudly call myself a team player.