Chapter 1: I'm going to cross into Cristiano Ronaldo
“Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllll!”
"Cristiano Ronaldo!"
"Goal!"
"He finally scored his first goal in Serie A! It takes 320 minutes! ”
"This day belongs to Ronaldo, this day belongs to Juventus!"
"It's as if we're seeing the beginning of a legend again!"
......
Looking at the passionate celebration of Ronaldo in the picture and the roaring Allianz Stadium stands like a tsunami, Dawei in front of the TV also jumped up with excitement, and the excitement seemed to be irrepressible!
This time, those trolls who sing about Ronaldo and want to sink in Serie A have nothing to say!
may not like Ronaldo to the core, but David hopes that his legend can continue, which is the so-called feelings.
So, it seems that I can get a good night's sleep today, and it would be even better if I could still have a beautiful dream.
Tossing and turning, tossing and turning, because of the excitement, it seemed that the night could not sleep.
'One goal, two goals, three goals...... 2,046 goals, 2,047 goals ......"
I don't know how many goals I counted, but David finally fell asleep in a daze, and really had a dream.
But even if he dreamed, he would never have thought that he actually had such an absurd dream, and what was even more absurd was that when he woke up, this absurd dream turned out to be a reality.
......
"I'm sorry, this classmate, because of our work mistakes, we got you through, this is all caused by the misoperation of temporary workers, rest assured, we will deal with it seriously!"
In the boundless darkness, a slightly apologetic voice suddenly appeared in Dawei's mind.
Inexplicably, David had no idea what he was talking about.
I subconsciously wanted to reach out and scratch my head, but I found that I was just a consciousness now.
At this time, even if you are a rough nerve, you should scream to show respect for the unknown, right?
David couldn't help but think nonsensically, but before he could put it into action, the voice sounded again.
"To compensate for your losses, we have decided to give you the right to choose, and next, you can decide who you cross into!"
Who I want to be?
And this kind of operation? I don't read much, don't lie to me!
"Then I'm going to be God!" David said without hesitation, even if he still didn't know what was happening in front of him.
“......”
The voice fell silent for a moment, and the air seemed to freeze somewhat.
"Can you change the request, you're a bit out of the ordinary!" After a long time, the voice was faint, and Dawei actually heard a trace of helplessness in his tone.
"Then Iron Man."
"We don't have iron ...... here" seemed to be even more helpless.
"Where's Superman?"
"We don't have that many pants here ...... either"
"What about Spider-Man, it's really not good, and Captain America can barely do it."
“......”
"Okay, since Marvel can't do it, then Ultraman can always do it, I like to fight little monsters!"
The voice fell silent again.
"Normal people!"
"I mean normal humans!"
"What the hell are you talking about!"
I couldn't bear it anymore, and the voice was thunderous.
In the face of the outbreak of the mysterious existence, Dawei was already very calm, and at the same time expressed his disdain in his heart.
There's nothing that doesn't have that, so don't talk so much just now, as if you can do anything!
However, in this case, if you can only choose among ordinary humans, then who is better?
Qin Shi Huang?
No, there are too many Qin Shi Huang now, and there are always Qin Shi Huang who text me to ask me to send money.
A certain emperor of a certain dynasty?
No, the emperor is too tired, hundreds of concubines around you scratch their heads every day, and your kidneys hurt when you think about it!
Speaking of which, I have always had a regret in my heart, I like to play football, and I always fantasize that I can become a professional player one day, charging on the green field, scoring goals like numbness, and everyone's eyes are focused on me, shining brightly.
But the problem is that I don't have that talent, let alone a professional player, and I am disgusted by my teammates even for playing a wild ball!
Now that I have a chance to cross over, why don't I become a player to realize my dreams and make up for my regrets?
Thinking of this, Dawei made a decision in his heart.
"I'm going to cross into Cristiano Ronaldo." Ronaldo should be regarded as a rich and handsome man in football, and for a while, David only thought of this name.
"I'm finally a normal person!" The voice said excitedly, "This can be there!" Please wait a minute, I will take you through and fly with you right away! ”
As if he was afraid that Dawei would regret it.
Now David has accepted a reality that either he is dreaming, or he may really have to cross over.
Anyway, there is no loss, no matter what the result is, he can accept it.
"Huh? Then I want to ask, you just said that my crossing was caused by the misoperation of a temporary worker, then, I want to know, who is the person who wants to cross? ”
Dawei suddenly thought of a question and asked curiously.
"Well, there is an author who writes football novels named Wang Dabu, who originally planned to let him cross!"
"And how is he now?"
"That dead eunuch, let me send it to the palace."
Hearing the unfortunate experience of this poor author, out of the spirit of humanitarianism, Dawei silently expressed sympathy in his heart, and at the same time was glad that he was not sent to the palace.
But if he had chosen to travel over time to become an emperor just now, maybe he could be in the same dynasty as the author named Wang Dabu, and it just so happened that that guy was the great eunuch who served him......
It's funny to think about.
"Well, that's it, I wish you a nice day as Cristiano Ronaldo."
The voice drifted farther and farther away, and eventually disappeared.
But at this time, Dawei felt that something was wrong.
He forgot to ask, what year was he going to travel to?
It's okay to be early, but if you travel back in time to when Ronaldo was in his 90s, it would be fun.
Lying in the ward full of the smell of disinfectant water, with tubes inserted all over her body, saying a word to inhale three sips of oxygen, and going to God to report every minute, no matter how sexy the little nurse is, she has nothing to do with her fart.....
I can only pray silently, the first time I crossed, I hope I don't be so cheating.
There seemed to be a point of light in the distance of the claustrophobic space, and Dawei's body or consciousness body began to fly towards this point of light involuntarily.
He knows that when he passes through this point of light, it may be the end of the journey, and at that time, he will become Cristiano Ronaldo, live in a mansion and sleep in a young model from now on......
"Yelena, I'm coming." David couldn't help but yell.
But as soon as the words fell, the voice that had disappeared reappeared.
"Damn, why is it wrong again? Where did so many temporary workers come from? The tone of the voice was already angry,
"I'm sorry! I'm going to tell you the unfortunate news that this crossing may have gone wrong again! But it doesn't matter, you cross first, and then I'll give you the aftermath. Perhaps it was because he was afraid that Dawei would be afraid, and the voice quickly explained.
At this time, I couldn't stop crossing if I wanted to, and with the confusion of doubting life, I crossed the point of light, and the crossing was officially completed.
Before David could see clearly, he heard a slightly magnetic voice sounding on the other side-
"That's the way it is, you've been swept away by Barcelona!"