Chapter 1 One System
My name is Xu Chenyi, the protagonist of this book, it turned out that I was an ordinary person, until I was 18 years old, I found out that I was originally a fiction character, and then under the guidance of this pit father, I embarked on the road of cultivating immortals.
Now I am invincible, invincible in the heavens and all worlds, in fact, I said so much, I was forced, I blamed that pit for my poor writing, I can't write about the process of growth, and I don't know what kind of euphemism it is, so I can only say it.
"Dong" (the head was smacked fiercely) [I asked you to tell yourself, and I didn't ask you to complain, why are you]
"I'll knock, you don't know how embarrassed I am, other people's authors are creating an atmosphere one by one, depicting the protagonist's domineering spirit, only you let the protagonist dry self-description, and the readers have run out"
(Lao Xu was embarrassed for a while, and then said helplessly) [It's a big deal to let you push a few more girls]
Xu Chenyi immediately put on a flattering smile, "This is what you said"
[Okay, okay, the plot is about to start, let's chat]
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"Damn, this novel is updated too slowly, the author is a pit, right" Xu Chenyi lay on the bed and flipped through the novel, "He's meowing, the anime and anime are not updated, the author of the novel is still pretending to be sick, and the main body is also cultivating in the void, what else can I do?" β
Tossing and turning, tossing and turning.
[Still pretending, still pretending, I can't bear it anymore, hurry up and go to the second dimension, give you a system]
At this time, a ray of light in the universe was constantly approaching the earth, one breath was still outside the Milky Way, and the next moment it was in China. The light circled around the territory of China a few times, then aimed at Xu Chenyi's head and hit it headlong.
"Stop", at that moment, just listening to Xu Chenyi's words, he let the light stop in front of him, and at the same time, it was accompanied by the stillness of the entire earth and the heavens and all worlds.
Even the unfathomable avenue was frozen by this supreme force of time.
Xu Chenyi gently held the light and pressed it into his body. "Solution" is another word, so that the long river of frozen time flows again, and no one has found it, and no time has been frozen.
"Ding, soul bound...... Binding failed, converted to DNA binding...... The binding failed, and it was converted to a blood night binding...... Failed, conversion ......"
"Ding, can't bind, start materializing...... The conversion is complete" This system turned into a ring and was worn on Xu Chenyi's right little finger
"Recognize the Lord successfully, I am the master's system elf, Hatsune Miku, please advise" (I knock, Lao Xu, you give such a big benefit?) [It can also be materialized, hey, hey, hey] (roar, roar)
Hatsune Miku puffed up and said, "Why doesn't the master ignore me, and the master laughs so obscenely"
"Ahem" Xu Chenyi's smile froze, and then changed the topic: "Does this system have a name?" β
Although Hatsune was dissatisfied with Xu Chenyi's change of topic, he still had a serious face and replied seriously: "The system doesn't have a name, it's called the system, and his purpose is to take his master to the second dimensional cultivation and finally stand on the top of the universe."
Xu Chenyi almost laughed out loud, with his cultivation, his momentum alone can suppress the heavens and all worlds into pieces, and he still needs someone to take him? Although Xu Chenyi was amused in his heart, he didn't show it on his face: "Then what's the matter with you elf?" β
Hatsune Miku blushed for some reason: "I'm a gift from the system to the master.... Gifts, which can help the owner to make better use of the system"
At this time, Xu Chenyi was cool in his heart, but he still asked quietly on the surface: "When will you cross?" β
Hatsune Mikumichi": You can travel now, and after the first world, you will start to travel freely, and the master can choose a profession and travel in the second dimension. Start pumping the first world"
"Ding, the first world is being drawn... If the extraction is successful, the world is the novel world of "X-Dragon Age", will it be crossed immediately? "No, I'll go back and review it and wear it tomorrow."
Xu Chenyi stood up, shook his arm, dodged, and came directly to a void, looking at the figure standing in the void, and directly bumped into it. However, nothing earth-shattering happened, only to see a flash of light, Xu Chenyi and the figure became one, it turned out that Xu Chenyi just now was just a clone. Although it is a doppelganger, the soul is one, and the memory is connected.
The immovable figure above the void opened its eyes, and if anyone were here, they would be surprised to find that there were stars in his eyes, and there were endless rivers of stars. Xu Chenyi stood up in a burst of bone crackling sounds, because he hadn't moved for too long, causing every movement to have a crackling sound like popping beans.
From the outside, everyone will think that this is a cold male god, but, you are wrong, he is a comic, and he is gradually moving away on the road of comics, and even founded a "comic sect" in the heavens and all worlds, as long as you are funny enough, there is no discrimination against the weak, and there is no heart to kill for fun, you can enter, and even this product has specially sacrificed a magic weapon for detection, and created a comic avenue.
The monitoring of this magic weapon is divided into three parts: 1. With the help of the power of the comic avenue, test your comprehensive comic index (how much you like jokes, whether you really have the attribute of comics, the ability to complain, and the ability to tell jokes......... 2. Monitor whether there is racial discrimination, boundary discrimination, age discrimination, appearance discrimination, gender discrimination, etc.; 3. Temporarily close all your memories, record your subconscious behavior, and judge whether you have bad attributes such as bullying the weak and fearing the hard, and bullying the weak. (Pure, don't be serious)
When you pass all the tests, you will become a member of the Comic Sect, protected by the power of the Great Dao, able to better comprehend the power of the Great Dao, and a series of exercises, resources provided, these benefits make everyone want to come in.
Xu Chenyi re-separated a clone, probably with the strength of the Hongmeng Sage, thought about it, and sealed the strength of the clone to the Jindan period, and the remaining energy was sealed on the back of his right hand, and the sealing array turned into a funny face. Hit a primordial god into the clone, and gave two small balls to the clone, both of which were blue and gold. In the end, he continued to cultivate, and the clone returned to Earth.
The doppelganger returned to Earth, and it was also dark at this time in China. Xu Chenyi's house is in Beijing, and when he arrives home, it is still noisy outside, and even the streets are still full of traffic at night. Xu Chenyi heard a story before, there was such a foreign astronaut who came to China for an interview, and the reporter asked: "Mr. Astronaut, do you see China's beauty in space?" The astronaut said: "Beautiful, very beautiful, especially the Great Wall, which is particularly beautiful after installing the lights" The reporter replied: "What are the lights, you installed them, that's our traffic jam on Chang'an Street"
Lay down a soundproof formation, turn on the computer, and review the plot of X-Dragon Age. At this time, QQ popped up: "Xiao Xu, watch and go?" Xu Chenyi replied: "The old driver set off, welded the door to death, and left" quickly closed the session, opened Blizzard, entered the password, clicked on the watch, and then ........ Overwatch Update Medium Speed 0kb1s Time remaining 999h.......
Staring at the screen, Xu Chenyi made a decision after being silent for a long time, only to see him stand up, slowly hold the computer screen with his hand, and then ...... fell to the ground: "Your sister, didn't you just update today?"
However, the computer screen is tenacious and not broken. Xu Chenyi squatted down, picked up the screen, and looked at the update speed on it: 250kb/1s, Xu Chenyi was silent again. With a flip of the palm, a blue gold ball appeared, and directly smashed the ball over, and the ball directly knocked the computer out of a hole at a terrifying speed, and then kept flying in this direction, smashing countless tall buildings, and even all the planets on this line directly crashed into nothingness, but in the next second, with Xu Chenyi's snap of his fingers, the entire universe returned to its original state, as if nothing had happened.
Xu Chenyi, who was not in the mood to continue playing, told Lao Xu that he had crossed first, and then said to the system, "Let's cross now"
"Ding, start crossing, target - X--Dragon Age"
With the sound of the system prompt, a black hole appeared under Xu Chenyi's feet, and Xu Chenyi fell directly.