"Yes—what's wrong?" Su Dongpo looked at Shi Jinlang slightly crampedly and asked.

"What's wrong with that?" Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "This is Datang!" ”

"Brother Tie Niu is right, this is Datang!" Su Dongpo looked at Shi Jinlang like a pen, and said, "Don't Brother Tie Niu know?" ”

"Wait!" Shi Jinlang rubbed his temples and said, "You made me a little messy, I'll check Baidu Encyclopedia!" ”

"What is Baidu Encyclopedia?" Su Dongpo asked with a puzzled expression.

Shi Jinlang didn't answer, and called out Alice in the sea and said, "Alice, search for 'Su Dongpo'!" ”

"Searching for the keyword 'Su Dongpo', the search is successful, Su Dongpo, generally refers to Su Shi, the word Zizhan, and the word Hezhong, the number Tieguandao people, Dongpo layman, known as Su Dongpo, Su Xian, Han nationality, Meizhou Meishan people, ancestral home in Luancheng, Hebei, famous writers, calligraphers, painters, one of the eight masters of the Tang and Song dynasties——"

"Stop—"

"There are still 12,531 words related to this keyword, whether to continue reciting!"

"Stop, stop, it's enough to get to the Northern Song Dynasty!"

Shi Jinlang came back to his senses, he peeked at Su Dongpo next to him, his appearance was very different from the portrait of Su Dongpo retrieved by Alice, maybe he was just a person with the same name, surname and words.

Shi Jinlang was relieved, turned his head and asked, "Brother Dongpo, do you know what 'Northern Song Dynasty' is?" ”

"The Northern Song Dynasty is the small Song city north of Chang'an City?"

"Hehe-" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "Oh, maybe! ”

Su Dongpo nodded, turned around and continued to chat with an elegant scholar next to him.

"By the way, what's your father's name?"

Shi Jinlang was a little bored, patted Su Dongpo's shoulder and asked.

"Father Su Xun!"

"Hold the grass-" Shi Jinlang was startled, turned his head and glared at Su Dongpo and said: "Is your younger brother called Su Zhe, and there is a younger sister named Su Zhen, also known as Su Xiaomei?" ”

"How did Brother Tie Niu know?"

"You have two wives, the eldest wife Wang Yanzhi, the younger wife Wang Fu, and a friend named Huang Tingjian?"

"Lu-Lu!" Su Dongpo patted the elegant scholar next to him without looking back and said, "Have you met Brother Tie Niu?" ”

"Brother Iron Bull?" The scholar on the side poked his head over and said, "Which Tie Niu brother?" ”

"This—this Iron Bull Brother!" Su Dongpo's hand trembled slightly when he pointed at Shi Jinlang, which showed how unbelievable his heart was.

"I've never met!" The scholar who was called Lu Zhi by Su Dongpo shook his head, and then he smiled at Shi Jinlang, stretched out his hand and said: "Hello Brother Tie Niu, in Xia Huang Tingjian, the word Lu Zhi, the number valley Dao person!" ”

"You are Huang Tingjian?" Shi Jinlang became more and more surprised.

"That's right!" Huang Tingjian nodded and said, "It's Xiao Sheng, has Xiao Sheng ever met Brother Tie Niu before?" ”

"Damn, it's messed up!"

Shi Jinlang felt that his brain was a little insufficient, these were obviously literati in the Northern Song Dynasty, why did they all come to the Tang Dynasty to join in the fun?

"Brother Iron Bull—"

Su Dongpo looked puzzled, and there were 10,000 reasons in his heart to ask Shi Jinlang, but Shi Jinlang waved his hand at him and interrupted him: "Shut up, let my brother be quiet alone for a while!" ”

"Ladies and gentlemen of Chang'an City, great poets and writers from afar, Wang Tuan'er is here to say hello to everyone on behalf of the girls of the entire Qinhuai Fengyue!"

Wang Tuan'er was wearing a dress, and on the high platform in the middle of the first floor of Qinhuai Fengyue, he bowed to the audience and said: "Let everyone wait for a long time, immediately invite our piano gymnastics girl to meet everyone!" ”

"Good, good! Let the piano girl come out early, the master has silver! ”

"Yes, yes, Sister Tuan'er, go down early, we all know how many black moles you have, change someone we don't know!"

"Hahaha - count the coquettish characters, and look at Li Shao!"

"Li Shao, you hate it!" The small handkerchief in Wang Tuan'er's hand shook in one direction of the audience, and then twisted the bucket waist and went down.

Seeing that the piano gymnastics girl was about to take the stage, there was a lot of discussion in the audience, and the sons and brothers stretched their necks to see what the piano gymnastics girl looked like in advance.

Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were also excited, if it weren't for their status as scholars, they would probably be able to pull up the chairs and jump up.

It seems that the word "eviction" is really not false at all, and anyone who is engaged in literary work will not be unsassy. Those well-dressed Chinese character researchers also remarked this word with a note saying that "it generally refers to a sad and frustrated literati", this Nima is quite good at putting gold on the faces of literati, isn't it good to say that it is popular? It's Sao, and the literati are Sao!

Shi Jinlang secretly felt funny, he patted Su Dongpo's shoulder and said, "Brother Dongpo, pay attention to your appearance!" ”

"Brother Tie Niu doesn't know anything, my fair lady, what a gentleman!"

Sure enough, this is really sassy, there are two wives at home, and they secretly take their friends out to visit the brothel.

Shi Jinlang didn't think it was bad, but he thought that Su Dongpo's straightforward personality was very temperamental. As for why he, a native of the Northern Song Dynasty, came to the Tang Dynasty, Shi Jinlang didn't want to know so much, after all, the background story of the glory of the king is very messy, and it is difficult to treat things on the king continent with normal history.

But thinking so, Shi Jinlang is still a little curious, will Su Dongpo also be one of the heroes of the Glory of Kings? Although there is no such person among the existing heroes of Honor of Kings, it does not mean that there will be no one in the future!

As soon as he thought of this, Shi Jinlang patted Su Dongpo's shoulder again and said, "Brother Dongpo, haven't you always been curious about how I know so much about your family affairs?" ”

When Su Dongpo heard this, he looked at the high platform, and then at Shi Jinlang who was leaning on the chair, and after a long time, he sat down and said, "Brother Tie Niu, please make it clear!" ”

"Okay, before I officially answer you, I want to ask you a question!"

"Brother Tie Niu, please speak!"

"Do you know what a crossing is?"

"Crossing?" Su Dongpo said suspiciously: "Yes-"

"I want to cross this desert, to find my true self, only a camel by my side, this wind blows, the clouds drift by, suddenly there is a small river of love, I step on the boat of the desert, with a pipe and an hourglass on my back, and a pot of spirits in my hand, the long ancient road is long, I can't say any joy, anger and sorrow, only the camel is still busy——"

"Is the crossing that Brother Tie Niu said this 'crossing'?"

“...”

Shi Jinlang opened his mouth wide, looked at Su Dongpo like an alien and said, "How do you know this word?" ”

"Oh-" Su Dongpo smiled and said: "Just now Brother Tie Niu asked me if I understood the word 'crossing', and my mind suddenly swelled with thoughts, so there is this new word, how about it, Brother Tie Niu still likes it?" ”

"Your uncle!" Shi Jinlang was speechless and said: "This is the lyrics of 'Desert Camel'!" ”

"Desert camel, what is a desert camel?"

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