Chapter 14 The Rich Man Tang Peng
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The plaque above the gate reads 'Guanyin Temple', and Wukong bolts the horse to the tree and prepares to enter.
Tang Peng reorganized his thoughts, and later met Elder Jinchi to show off his wealth, but he couldn't fall behind.
"Hey, by the way, I have a system."
Tang Peng patted his head brightly, and the system forced himself to spend money all day long, which just came in handy.
"The system is coming out, give me 100,000 taels, I want to fight for money!"
"Report to the owner, you need 30 food points to redeem, do you agree?"
"System, can you pick a little more.
Tang Peng is angry, is it easy to fight monsters and earn some foodies?
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and redeem it!"
Tang Peng thought of killing those monks and had a lot of experience, so he urged him.
"Wait!"
Tang Peng suddenly stopped, "System, you won't give me 100,000 taels of silver, right?" ”
100,000 taels, can fill a lot of boxes, and it is very heavy, how can Tang Peng move.
"Is there a silver ticket or something?"
"Yes."
Tang Peng was overjoyed, and then his eyes darkened, "Can the exchanged silver ticket be used abroad?" ”
After all, it has already gone out of the borders of the Tang Dynasty.
"The system can be adjusted according to the unspoken countries!"
"Speed Redemption!"
Don't ask me why I'm getting rich, because I'm pretending to be a force!
Tang Peng was ecstatic, the system was simply omnipotent.
After a few moments, the luggage was full of silver tickets. "Ah, such soft paper, that's good."
Tang Peng touched the soft silver ticket, and had a bold idea at this moment.
Since crossing into the Journey to the West, Laba has been using stones and leaves, and it can't be cleaned.
In the scorching heat of midsummer, Tang Peng originally planned to wear a brocade robe into the temple, but he couldn't stand the hot sweat on his body.
"What the hell weather, it's hot to death!"
Tang Peng took off his robe, took off his Buddha hat and threw it into the suitcase, which of course was exchanged from the system.
Tang Peng showed his shiny bald head and walked into the temple with his muscles full.
"Hey, master, why is there no one here?" Wukong pushed open the gate and showed Tang Peng the way.
Seeing that no one came out, Tang Peng said to Sun Wukong: "There is a bell on it, you jump up and hit it a few more times, and those monks will definitely come out when they hear the bell." ”
"That makes sense."
Sun Wukong jumped on the bell, pulled up the log and hit it.
Knock knock knock...... The voice was loud and resounding throughout the temple, and it really attracted many monks.
"Wukong, hit it louder again, don't be afraid of breaking it!"
Within a minute, nearly two hundred monks came out of the temple, and they ran out one after another, looking at Tang Peng curiously.
"What wild man would dare to strike the bell here?"
Several old monks sharply accused.
"It's your grandfather."
Sun Wukong was with Tang Peng all day long, and his tone of voice became poor.
The monks looked up and found that the strange-looking Sun Wukong was startled, and knelt down one after another: "Grandpa Lei spares his life!" ”
"Lei Gong is my great-grandson, and we are monks from the Tang Dynasty."
Sun Wukong said with a smile. Tang Peng took a look, wo grass, Wukong stole his own limelight, how can this work. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am his master, if you want to kneel, come and kneel to me!"
Tang Peng straightened his collar and was ready to accept everyone's kneeling with a smile on his face.
"Elder Jinchi has arrived!" Tang Peng turned around and saw that an old guy was walking slowly, wearing a golden square hat with gems inlaid on it.
Wearing a purple gold Buddha robe, a pair of monk shoes hanging eight treasures, and a walking stick is inlaid with gold and silver.
Dressed like an upstart. kneel
The monks on the ground stood up one after another, neither humble nor arrogant, and said, "Good ancestor! ”
"Hmm."
Elder Jin Chi nodded slightly, the shelf was very large, and said to Tang Peng, "I just heard that you are a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, so I am willing to come out to meet you." ”
These words seem to give Tang Peng face, which makes people very uncomfortable to hear.
"Since it's a monk from the Tang Dynasty, please use tea inside."
Elder Jin Chi said with a smile. Especially seeing Tang Peng shirtless, he mocked as he walked: "You monks in the lobby, the poor can't even afford to wear clothes, it's really sad and lamentable!" ”
"Old monk, dare to speak ill of my master, look for death!" Wukong has a short temperament and rushes over with a golden hoop stick to fight.
"Wukong, how can a monk fight and kill."
Tang Peng immediately stopped it, if Wukong showed his strength in advance and scared this group of monks stupidly, according to the normal plot, what if the monks didn't come to set fire at night. Only by setting fire to attack, the system will judge them as monsters, and they will have experience when they are killed.
"Tea for Datang guests!" Elder Jin Chi shouted at the top of his voice.
Soon, a set of colorful tea sets, glass cups, and agate teapots were served.
"Haha, that's right, it's not worth a few dollars, I guess you Tang monks are used to it."
Without waiting for others to compliment, Elder Jin Chi couldn't help but boast to himself.
Syllable!
At this time, Tang Peng actually 'accidentally' knocked over two teacups and smashed them on the ground.
Yes! Elder Jin Chi was taken aback, and the other monks were also surprised. This tea set is the elder's treasure.
Syllable!
Soon, the last teapot on the table was also knocked down by Tang Peng and shattered.
"Oops, I'm sorry, my hand slipped." Tang Peng touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly.
Elder Jinchi was distressed to death, he had two major habits, one was to show off his wealth, and the other was to collect robes, and he had almost emptied all the money of Guanyin Temple for hundreds of years.
Now in the temple, except for all kinds of precious utensils, the poor jingle is almost impossible to open the pot.
"Bold!" Several monks rushed up one after another, fierce and vicious, "Do you know how much this tea set is worth, can you afford it?" ”
There is experience in killing these monks, but Tang Peng still wants to spend the silver ticket, because he also has experience in spending money. "How much, tell me how much!" Tang Peng took the luggage and was ready to pay. "Three...... Three thousand taels! The monk deliberately blackmailed.
"It's only three thousand taels, you are in a hurry, and the faces of the monks are all lost!"
Tang Peng took out three thousand taels of silver tickets and threw them on the ground. "Ah, it's money!"
A group of monks were dumbfounded, and even Elder Jinchi couldn't help but look at each other.
This mahogany table and chair is good, how much is it worth? Tang Peng looked at it repeatedly.
"About five hundred taels!" Several monks estimated.
Boom!
Tang Peng raised his Zen staff and smashed it down, shattering it into several halves.
"It's five hundred taels, take it."
Tang Peng threw the silver ticket over. "This cabinet is good, it should have a thousand taels, right?
"Uh-huh......"
The monk next to him said weakly, and he had an ominous premonition. Bang!
Tang Peng went down with another cane, and the cabinet was torn apart.
This method is good, and his heart is refreshing, Tang Peng walked around the temple with a Zen stick, and rushed up when he saw something valuable.
"This set of doors and windows looks like pear wood!" As soon as Tang Peng's words fell, the Zen staff fell.
"Monk, don't smash it again!"
A group of monks grabbed Tang Peng and shouted. Although the money is given, if it continues like this, I am afraid that the entire temple will be gone.
After a while, there was not a single complete item left in the house! Wiping the sweat from his face, thinking that if he smashed it again, he might not even have a sleeping room tonight.
"Actually, I don't mean anything else, I just want to hear it!"
After Tang Peng stopped, he said calmly, "By the way, I am really rich." ”
"We already know you're rich!"
A group of monks continued to speak, because they saw that in Tang Peng's baggage, there were stacks of silver tickets. "The monks of the Tang Dynasty are really rich people!"
Elder Jin Chi no longer dared to underestimate Tang Peng, and said with a smile.
"We monks regard money as dung, but in fact, we don't carry money to buy things on the way to the scriptures."
"Why is that?"
Elder Jin Chi asked curiously. "When you go to the toilet, wipe your buttocks, you see how soft the silver ticket is, and it is fast and clean!" Tang Peng's eyebrows fluttered, "Spending the night in the wilderness, you can also burn silver tickets, which are used to keep warm and drive away wild beasts." ”
Saying that, Tang Peng actually lit a stack of silver tickets on the ground, and the flames were slow.
"What a waste!!" Elder Jin Chi was dumbfounded, even if he liked to show off his wealth, he had never been so extravagant.
After fighting for wealth, Elder Jin Chi completely lost his temper.
Even when he spoke, he was listless.
"I'll go to the latrine!" At this time, Tang Peng suddenly had a intention, grabbed a silver ticket from his luggage, and ran to the toilet.
"Rich man, wipe your ass with a silver ticket, unheard of......"
A group of monks were amazed. When Tang Peng heard this, he suddenly stopped, looked at the monk who was speaking, and asked, "What's the matter, do you still want to follow and smell it?" ”
"No, no!"
Several monks hurriedly waved their hands.
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Tang Peng always felt that this Journey to the West world was unrealistic.
"It's so comfortable!"
Tang Peng wiped it with the silver ticket and enjoyed it.
When Tang Peng returned to the temple hall, everyone was waiting. Unexpectedly, as soon as Tang Peng came back with his front foot, a little monk followed with his back foot.
He whispered in Elder Jinchi's ear. Now Tang Peng is strength in the foundation realm, his eyesight and ears are very strong, and he can clearly hear the words of the little monk.
"Report to the elder, that Tang monk really wiped his stomach with a silver ticket!" "Tsk, it's really extravagant, by the way, did you pick up the silver ticket?"
"They've all been picked up."
"That's good, we can still use it after washing, and we can buy a lot of food."
…… Hearing the conversation between the two, Tang Peng felt nauseous, he didn't expect that Elder Jin Chi and his little daughter-in-law would be able to live a careful life.
"Master, where did you get so much money?
Wukong couldn't help but ask curiously.
"When I came out of the Tang Dynasty, the emperor gave it."
"That's right."
Goku nodded, not thinking much more.
"The senior monk from the Tang Dynasty, since you are so rich, do you have any treasures that can open the eyes of the old man?"
Elder Jin Chi asked enviously.
Tang Peng then remembered that the plot was still developing according to Journey to the West.
Next, Goku will show off his robe. Sure enough, before Tang Peng could speak, Wukong spoke.
"Of course there is a baby, my master has a baby robe in his baggage!"
"Hahahahahaha!!!!haha As soon as Wukong finished speaking, many monks in the hall burst into laughter.
"Our elders collect robes all year round, what kind of don't we?"
"There are three hundred robes in our elders' cabinet!"
"You dare to take the robe as a treasure?
Guan Gong plays a big knife in front of him! ”…… Fighting for wealth just now, Elder Jinchi was defeated, and as soon as he heard the robe, he immediately came to his senses.
"Let's go, today I will open your eyes, the old man has collected hundreds of robes in the past hundred years!"
Elder Jin Chi smiled and led the way in front. Sure enough, it's the same as the original plot! It's just that it was Sun Wukong originally, and now it's me!
Tang Peng secretly said in his heart, he had gained enough experience in fighting rich just now, and now he should attract hatred and let the other party kill him at night.
Take the initiative to attack yourself, so that you can have a foodie point if you kill yourself.
Elder Jin Chi asked his disciples to put out their collected robes one by one.
"Hmph, a bunch of torn robes, this can also be called a baby?
Wukong looked disdainful, saw one and threw one another, and said arrogantly, "These robes can only be regarded as rags compared to my master's robes!" ”
Elder Jin Chi had a calm face, and his face was displeased. "Wukong, how can you talk like this, it's so rude." Tang Peng took the initiative to play a round game, "Compared with these robes and teachers, it is too much to say that rags, I think at most they are foot wipes!" ”
Footcloth?
It's better than a rag.
"Monks from the Tang Dynasty, don't talk too much, what robes do you have, show them out!"
Elder Jin Chi was furious.
"Yes, take it out and see!"
A group of monks next to him helped to speak.
"Just look at it, watch out for your eyes!" Wukong opened the bag and took out the brocade robe, and in an instant, the glow in the hall shone as if it was covered with golden light.
"Master, don't worry, my grandson is here, I guarantee that the robe is fine!"
Originally, Wukong was afraid that the master would blame and show off, but he didn't expect Tang Peng to take it and drape it directly on himself.
A few 360-degree turns in place, perfect for people to see.
"It's really a baby...... "Elder Jin Chi lived so big, he had never seen such a brilliant robe. His eyes are straight!
Tang Peng even showed off and said: "My robe was given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it also has a fairy spirit, and the material is even more unique, with seven treasures embedded in it, and water and fire are not invaded." ”
If you don't show it hard, how can Elder Jin Chi be tempted, and how can he have murderous intentions at night if he is not tempted.
Elder Jin Chi stood up from his chair and slowly walked over to touch it, but Tang Peng hurriedly avoided it: "Hey, you can't touch it, you can't afford to pay for it!" ”
Elder Jin Chi withdrew his hand awkwardly and said, "I also have a hobby of collecting robes, but none of them can compare to yours." ”
Tang Peng nodded in agreement and said sympathetically: "You may think I'm showing off, but in fact, I just want to show off!" As soon as these words came out, Elder Jin Chi was so shocked that he cried silently.
"Senior monk, you just lend me a look, I have never seen such a treasure in my life!"
Elder Jin Chi pleaded bitterly, narrowed his eyes, and stared directly at Tang Peng's robe. Tang Peng remembered that in the original book, he lent it to the other party for a night, and he became murderous at night and wanted to take it for himself.
"Why don't I lend it to you for the night?" Tang Peng wanted to speed up the plot and didn't want to rub shoulders with him.
"Can you really take it back and see it?"
Elder Jin Chi's hands holding the robe trembled excitedly, "Thank you, Elder Tang!" ”
"Prepare for fasting immediately, we have been on the road for a day, and we are hungry early."
"Everything is up to Elder Tang." Elder Jin Chi said absentmindedly, his attention all focused on his robe. Dinner.
On the dinner table, there are shallots mixed with tofu, clear water and Chinese cabbage and the like.
In the past few days, Tang Peng has been tired of eating big fish and meat, so he just eats something light and changes the taste.
After eating, Tang Peng asked Wukong to go back to his room early to sleep.
Because Elder Jin Chi is coming to set fire tonight, he can't let Wukong spoil the good thing.
"Empty, what are you doing sitting there, don't you sleep?" Wukong squatted on the chair, holding his cheeks and thinking about something: "Master, I feel that Elder Jin Chi is not a good person!" "It's definitely a delusion!
People are enthusiastic about providing food and lodging, how can they be bad people? ”
"Master, my grandson rarely looks away."
"Empty, don't think about it, you must be too tired to travel."
Tang Peng continued to persuade, "Don't be deceived by a person's appearance, come, empty, let's go to sleep quickly, we have to hurry tomorrow." ”
Tang Peng didn't want Wukong to find out about the other party's problem so early, in case he killed Elder Jinchi with a stick in advance, then Bai Huahua's foodie spot would be gone