Chapter 344: People are invincible in the world

Half a day later, the little fat man with a blue nose and swollen face was half-squatting in front of Ye Han with his hands flat, not daring to move, his face like a big cake was full of flattering smiles, the wide Taoist robe had been put back on his body, and the two straps were tied haphazardly, looking messy.

And in front of him was standing a hill made of many messy objects, and behind the hill, Ye Han was casually pulling the items at the foot of the hill with one foot.

Every time she pulled, the little fat man's face twitched once, these are his treasures, usually he can't cherish enough, but now he is treated so casually, but he feels sorry for him.

But what can be done? Who let his brain pump just now, and actually shot at the extremely terrifying woman in front of him, now it's okay, retribution is coming.

The flattering smile on the face of the little fat man, who was already in pain and couldn't breathe, became more and more intense, and I saw that one of his faces had bloomed into a chrysanthemum in full bloom in the Mid-Autumn Festival, looking very bright, and at the same time pleading very gently in his mouth: "Woman, it's my lard that blindfolds my heart, my eyes are confused, I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, I dare to shoot at you, you have a lot of adults, just treat me as a fart!" I swear by my ancestors for the eighteenth generation, I will never dare to fight your idea in the future, and in the future, whenever I see you and Yan Xiaotian, I will retreat and never appear in front of you, so as not to stain your eyes! Where there is you, there is absolutely no me, and where there is me, there is absolutely no you...... No, as long as you have you, I'll get out of ten miles away......"

Looking at the little fat man in front of him who had no face and no skin to a certain realm, Ye Han was also speechless for a while, this fat man could be said to be the most greedy and shameless person she had ever seen.

Not long ago, she burned the giant ghost with a fire, and at the same time kicked the fat man named Yan Xiaotian away.

Unexpectedly, after seeing the giant ghost burned by her, this dead fat man actually screamed and rushed towards her as if he had seen the enemy who killed his father.

Seeing the fat man with his bare upper body and a large piece of fat dancing towards him, Ye Han didn't say a word, and directly beat him up.

The fat man, who easily destroyed tens of thousands of ghosts, was as powerless as a baby meeting an adult in Ye Han's hands, and was finally forced by her to squat up like a schoolboy who was punished for standing.

In the end, the fat man, who had recovered from the infinite sorrow of losing a large bounty, could only crouch there miserably, not daring to move.

There's no way, this mysterious woman on the other side is so terrifying that she can't beat it at all!

Ignoring the little fat man's pleading, Ye Han was still pulling the pile of objects on the ground that were shaken out of the fat man's robe.

Naturally, she appeared in front of this fat man not just because she didn't like him, but more importantly, she sensed a certain kind of aura that was useful to her.

After a while, Ye Han stretched out her hand, and a small wooden cone no more than ten centimeters long appeared in her hand.

Ye Han casually played with this little wooden awl, and asked lightly, "Little fat man, where did you get this awl?" ”

"Oh, it turns out that the woman is in love with this awl, this is really its honor, the woman you don't know, this wooden cone actually has a great origin, it is rumored that this is one of the one hundred and eight Xuantian God Cone used to seal the zombie king and the generals, the power is incomparably great, and then because it penetrated into the blood of the generals, it became more miraculous, all the zombies at the bottom of the rank than the generals are restrained by it, I also spent a lot of effort to get it, of course, if the woman likes it, just take it, It is only in the hands of a character like you that it can exert its greatest value and not make the treasure dusty! ”

The little fat man crackled a lot, looking at his sworn face, if it were another person, maybe he would really believe it.

However, Ye Han was unmoved, and just lightly threw out three words: "Tell the truth." ”

Listening to Ye Han's faint tone, the little fat man trembled three times in an instant, and when Ye Han beat him up just now, he also looked like this, this tone. Ranwen

"I took the sheep from a coffin board!" Frightened, the little fat man dared to talk nonsense again, and hurriedly shouted out the truth.

"So it's actually a wooden nail for a coffin, right?" Ye Han asked indifferently.

"Yes, yes, yes." The little fat man said with a little embarrassment, "It was picked from a family in Ninghai City, I was in the city to observe the situation, hid in that family's house, and then saw that a pair of coffin nails in that family's house were not nailed properly, but as soon as my hand itched, I picked it off and hid it in my arms." ”

"I didn't expect you to be not only a Taoist priest, but also a part-time thief." Ye Han glanced at the little fat man and said lightly.

"No, no, I'm a dignified Laoshan Taoist, how can I be a thief?" The little fat man hurriedly defended himself, "I'm just borrowing, borrowing." ”

"Laoshan Taoist?" Listening to the little fat man's words, Ye Han looked at him curiously again, "Is that the Taoist priest in the Laoshan faction, who is known as one of the three major demon slaying forces?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, it's that Laoshan Taoist, the Laoshan Taoist priest of the Laoshan faction, I am still the junior disciple of the contemporary Laoshan head, and the disciples in the door will call me uncle when they see me." Seeing that Ye Han seemed to be very curious about the Laoshan faction, the little fat man hurriedly explained his relationship with the Laoshan faction as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"With your virtue, can you still be the uncle of the Laoshan faction?" Ye Han sneered.

"It's true, don't believe the woman, look at that brand!" The little fat man shook his head hard and moved his mouth towards the pile of items on the ground, "It's that golden sign, this is a token, you must believe me, woman!" You see that you are the Demon Killer Guardian, and our Laoshan faction is also the Demon Killer Guardian, we are a family, since we are all a family, Woman, you have a lot of adults, spare me this time. ”

The little fat man's desire to survive is simply off the charts.

It's just that Ye Han's next sentence made the little fat man stunned for an instant.

"I hate Taoist priests the most, especially Laoshan Taoist priests."

The plot reversal came too quickly, like a tornado coming out of nowhere.

"This, this, this ......" The shameless little fat man was suddenly speechless, "this" for a long time, he suddenly roared, "Woman, you are too smart, you can see at a glance that a virtuous person like me can't be a little uncle of Laoshan, I won't tell you, just last month I was expelled from the Laoshan faction, I am no longer a Laoshan Taoist, the title of Taoist has nothing to do with me, I just left that brand to see how much it is worth, I will sell it tomorrow ......"

can be shameless to this extent, this little fat man is definitely a genius through the ages, and the future is limitless.

Ye Han let the little fat man wrestle there, but he held the wooden nail in his hand.

After looking up and down carefully, her hand holding the wooden nail suddenly squeezed slightly.

"Click."

With a slight cracking sound, the wooden nail suddenly cracked, and at the same time, a bright green light came through the shatter, and this green light stained everything it touched green, including the little fat man's stunned face again.