Chapter 67: The Four Heavenly Kings are very funny
"Let's start then......" Sun Wukong said lightly.
The dog whined and struggled, but to no avail, and when the light of the knife shone into its dog's eyes, it kicked its legs in fright, and suddenly a line of slightly yellow liquid flowed down the dog's legs, and it was also filled with a stream of urine.
"I'm scared ......to pee," Tang Peng laughed.
"Little paparazzi, get out!" This dog actually peed when everyone's appetite was at its strongest...... It stinks, it stinks...... Everyone pinched their noses and stepped back, with a look of disgust.
Unable to resist, the Howling Dog was thrown away, smashed into a small hill on the opposite side, and lay in a deep pit, and fell to pieces.
"Bi Ma Wen, stinky monkey, actually humiliated the ...... of this tenu so much"
The roaring dog was dressed in copper skin and iron bones, although it looked a little embarrassed, but it was not seriously injured, it quickly turned up from the pit, its eyes stared viciously in the direction of Sun Wukong, and its teeth were grinding out with hatred.
There are also the Four Heavenly Kings, who have always wanted to eat themselves.
After scolding these fierce words, the Howling Sky Dog suddenly lowered his head and muttered, "Wolf dog revenge, ten years is not too late......"
Then, he simply lay down again, closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be dead.
"Brother Dasheng, why don't you know what to say when you come out, brothers, go and greet you!" many
Wen Tianwang lay on the silver rat in his left hand, held the treasure umbrella in his right, and said eagerly to Sun Wukong.
"yes, yes!" Several other Heavenly Kings also said in unison, the majesty just now was completely gone, and even the Wide-eyed Heavenly King and Sun Wukong hooked their shoulders and pulled their backs. The eyes of the four heavenly kings were full of little stars, and they were very excited.
"Hehe, Lao Sun hasn't been out for a few days, and he still has to protect his master to the west!" Hearing the voice of his old friend, Sun Wukong also showed a bright smile and smiled innocently and happily.
The Four Heavenly Kings are some of the little friends he made friends with when he was just born to stir up the Three Realms.
These four goods are also superb, when the Jade Emperor sent the immortal army to the lower realm to conquer him, but these four worshipped him so much that they wanted to worship him, according to the master, they were properly powdered......
At that time, Sun Wukong and the Four Heavenly Kings only fought a few symbolically, and the Four Heavenly Kings even revealed information to the monkeys.
The behavior of making such a big rebellion in the Heavenly Palace and ignoring the Heavenly Rules is really exciting in the eyes of the Four Heavenly Kings who have always been pampered and managed!
In fact, Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, and there were still many supporters.
At that time, Heavenly Court was actually in a period of low decline in history, with internal and external troubles, and various hidden dangers becoming increasingly intensified, allowing the Western Buddhist realm to steadily suppress Heavenly Court.
And Sun Wukong ruled the demon clan and reversed the nine heavens, which was equivalent to a revolutionary force, although it failed in the end, it also made a great change in the pattern of heaven and earth. Inside, such as the Four Heavenly Kings and the like, there are even fierce ones, who want to do it with the monkeys.
But the monkey is still very young and immature enough, so he did not grasp the opportunity at all, and finally ended in a bleak end.
But even so, there is still a considerable group of people who feel sorry for this, combined with the memories of their previous lives, although the monkey has a big fight with the heavenly court, it has a wide range of contacts......
After Tang Peng figured out this past for a long time, he couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
Wukong is worthy of being a superhero in the hearts of the people in his previous life, but he didn't expect his popularity to be so high in this world!
The monkey's technique is quite exquisite, and he chattered with the four heavenly kings for a long time, and the four heavenly kings didn't see it.
At this time, Erlang God was fighting with Zixia Fairy, Zixia fought to the death, and the Ziqing Sword in her hand danced to the sky, and the sharp sword slashed through, cutting the space a little fragmented.
But Erlang God is the god of war in the heavenly court, and his knowledge and means are not comparable to ordinary immortals.
In the first hundred moves, the Ziqing Fairy who fell into a decisive state worked hard to be undefeated in the hands of Erlang Xiansheng, and after a hundred moves, Zixia gradually became scrambling, and was soon blocked by Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged knife with a brave blow, and shot into the earth from the clouds.
Tang Peng saw that there was something wrong there, and Erlang God wanted to solve the battle as soon as possible, so he immediately opened and closed, showing killing moves everywhere.
"Don't bb, Fairy Zixia is still being hunted down by Erlang God!"
Tang Peng was speechless, it stands to reason that Sun Wukong is not a person who talks a lot, but when he encounters the four heavenly kings, he can blow it too well.
I thought that the brothers hadn't seen each other for a long time, and it was normal to be nostalgic, but the time for half a pillar of incense had passed, and if we continued to talk, I am afraid that Fairy Zixia would have finished hundreds of times...... "Master, what are you talking about, Zixia is here?" ”
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, a little happy, but when he heard that Erlang God was chasing and killing Zixia Fairy, his eyes became gloomy.
"Hurry up!" Tang Peng knew that the two knew each other, and he didn't want to talk nonsense, so he took Sun Wukong to find Erlang God.
Before he could fly a few miles, he saw a purple glow that swept over, and spit out a mouthful of blood from time to time, and when he looked closely, an innocent and beautiful fairy stood in the clouds, but her face was pale and her body was crumbling.
Immediately afterwards, Erlang God came, and the third eye on his forehead opened, and suddenly an indescribable weirdness was emancipated, and after shooting out, he escaped into the void, and the next moment he shot on top of the Zixia Fairy.
"Zixia ......" roared angrily, the monkey had red eyes, and saw a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl turn into a streamer and fall from the sky, he immediately flew over and held it firmly in his arms.
Back on the ground, the monkey looked down at the frail Zixia Fairy, and his eyebrows all revealed a worried look.
"Monkey, why don't you notify me when you come out, so that I can pick you up!"
Although her body was very weak, seeing Sun Wukong's appearance, the girl said excitedly.
"Zixia...... Why did you sneak down and play again, and you were chased and killed by the two wolf dogs......"
Sun Wukong was also very happy when he saw Fairy Zixia, glanced at Erlang God lightly, and asked curiously. Tang Peng was stunned, the monkey was really powerful, and he was not afraid of Erlang God.
I guess I can deal with Erlang God. Thinking of this, Tang Peng also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the monkey still has a back move.
At the beginning, he was still a little worried that Sun Wukong's cultivation was faintly losing to Yang Jian.
"Don't talk about sadness."
Fairy Zixia wanted to tell the legend of the Ziqing Sword, but her heart moved, and soon her pretty face was slightly flushed.
Sun Wukong has always been talking with Zixia Fairy, but the monkey is coarse and grinning, and he doesn't think about it very clearly at all.
Fairy Zixia felt a strange feeling in her heart, and said with a smile: "I heard that you escorted a Tang monk to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures?" ”
Sun Wukong first gave Fairy Zixia an elixir, and Zixia's face soon became ruddy, and her injuries were much better.
That elixir was snatched from a fairy who didn't have long eyes when the monkey traveled to the world, but it was a healing medicine, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today.
Zixia Fairy said, and out of nowhere, she conjured a bunch of bananas and hung them around Sun Wukong's neck, "Take it with you to eat on the road, I remember that you like to eat bananas the most......"
Sun Wukong was a little excited, peeled the banana peel, and while gnawing on it, he said, "Yes, yes, this is my master!" ”
He also peeled a banana and fed it to Fairy Zixia, which made Zixia a little embarrassed.
Tang Peng was stunned for a moment when he saw this scene, the relationship between the monkey and Zixia is not shallow! When I was a child, I was really ashamed.
Suddenly, beautiful and innocent memories flashed through my mind. In the past, the strange stones were born, the Zhongtian and the earth were beautiful, absorbing the sun and the moon, and a beam of dreamy glow shone on the strange stones, and spent endless years.
Later, I don't know how long later, a fairy monkey popped out of the strange rock, and a female doll came out of Xiaguang, and the two laughed and played in the mountains, drinking mountain streams and flowing water, eating wild vegetables on the roadside, carefree.
Later, the monkey went to the sea to learn skills, and the little girl became the wick of the magic lamp in front of the Buddha's seat, and the two were separated and lost contact.
It wasn't until a major event happened between heaven and earth that it touched the heart of the wick that was originally ancient and waveless, and the monkey made a big fuss in the heavenly palace and was like
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Then, the legend of the Purple and Blue Sword came
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In a trance, how many years have passed, and Fairy Zixia slowly walked out of her memories, with a shallow smile on the corner of her mouth.
"Tang Sanzang, he is the master of the monkey......" Zixia Fairy looked at Tang Peng with beautiful eyes, slightly startled.
Thinking of the scene when they first met, Zixia was quite embarrassed.
"Holy Monk ......" Zixia Fairy bent down and bowed, quite grateful, "Thank you Holy Monk for saving your life...... "Tang Peng" ...... "Obviously, you led away Erlang God and saved Tang Peng, it should be the poor monk who thanked you."
Tang Peng naturally wouldn't say it, his face was not red or panting.
waved his hand, and said quite boldly, "Zixia Fairy doesn't have to be polite, poor monks have always done good deeds, doing good deeds is like eating and drinking, it is very ordinary, and when things are done, they go to their clothes, and they hide their merits and fame." ”
"Stinky monkey, do you want to go against me?" Looking at the two people hugging each other, a nameless anger surged in Erlang God's heart, and the three-pointed and two-edged knife pointed at the two of them.
"Don't call him a stinky monkey, even though he doesn't like bathing." Fairy Zixia stood up.
"And the Four Heavenly Kings, what are you doing standing there, watching a good show!"
Seeing that the Four Heavenly Kings looked like they had nothing to do with themselves, Erlang God was a little angry.
"Eh, Erlang is a saint, we are chasing and killing Sun Wukong!" The Four Heavenly Kings reacted and hurriedly chased after Sun Wukong, winking at him at the same time. Soon, Sun Wukong and the Four Heavenly Kings "fought" together.
"Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion......" Tang Peng laughed, and couldn't help but think of a lyric, this is too fake. The Four Heavenly Kings and Sun Wukong were fighting, and they even let out happy laughter, and they seemed to be still talking.
"Brother Monkey, you're still so arrogant...... Haha......"
"Aren't you afraid that Erlang God will join you in front of the Jade Emperor?" "I'm afraid of a ball, it's not that I haven't made a shot, and the Jade Emperor won't blame ......" "Yes, yes...... Just bluff that two wolf dogs......"