Maya is just pretending to be a pig at most, but is she not really a pig?

Let her go to Wakanda as a second-class citizen, it is better to kill her uh, well, a bit exaggerated, but the elder has too many ways to go, and I really don't look down on the turtle shell in Wakanda.

Of course, she couldn't say that to Jack and the others.

Maya just reminded Jack, well, your "Brave Dokdo" is missing a few shots, and everyone is still waiting for you, the king of directors, to return!

Thinking of his big movie, Jack hesitated, and Maya asked again, why did the aliens attack Earth?

As soon as Jack gritted his teeth, he decided to finish the movie first, and wait for the aliens to come over to see if they attack the earth or only Wakanda like last time, after all, there is no rare treasure vibranium in the United States.

Everyone didn't go to Wakanda, and if they were going to die, they would die together in the United States, so those people stopped making trouble, and Jack invited them to have a meal outside, and then sent them to the airport overnight to let them go back to their hometown.

In fact, Jack has been back for two or three days, and he himself is grinding, and he doesn't want to go to Wakanda to be blinded by the black people, but for the safety of several children, he reluctantly helped his family apply for dual citizenship.

Of course, you have to talk to your parents before leaving the country, which is good, and the next day, a group of relatives came to the door.

"Alas, what the hell is the way of the world!"

Looking at the apartment building, Jack sighed helplessly: "I was going to take the opportunity to promote "Brave Dokdo", who would have thought that the popularity would drop so quickly, and before it had time to rub, it was cold. ”

Jack was very disappointed, when he came back a few days ago, everyone learned that he not only did not die (last year's Thanksgiving Obacow flag-half-mast for Secretary of State Jack), but also went to the mysterious country of Wakanda, and became a citizen of Wakanda

In short, Jack became a hot person in February 94 and a celebrity in the United States.

But he thought at the time that his family was going to immigrate to Wakanda, and fame and fortune had nothing to do with him - the constantly depreciating American knife was waste paper in Wakanda, so he refused all offers.

Now, after the attention of the head of the family, Maya, Jack decided to stay in the United States and continue to be a big director, so he wanted to make "Brave Dokdo" a hot news while he was a hot person.

According to common sense, this is almost a logical thing, but unfortunately, the rice country at this moment, the earth at this time, are all abnormal.

When I opened the New York Times, the most authoritative newspaper in the United States, I saw a picture of Superman flying on the front page - Elliott, with pointed ears and green skin, wearing a Superman suit, smiled and showed a mouthful of big white teeth.

Titled: "So Superman Is All Around Us, Elliot = Clark Kent"

"Yes, we have always been bathed in the light of the great Skrull civilization - pay tribute to the majestic President Elliott Greeting Let's discuss President Elliott's contribution to the United States, and we have to start from 32 years ago, the real Clinton, in fact, has long since died, it is Elliott, he can't bear to see a pair of elderly parents suffer the pain of losing their son, so it was Elliott who received the most orthodox university education in the United States, and he and Ms. Sheila met, knew each other, and fell in love at Yale University, Elliott has more than 99.99999999999999% similarity with Clark Kent, and under his leadership, the United States achieved "

The politicians of the entire United States hope that Elliott will be like Clark Kent, completely transformed into a Rice countryman, for the people of the earth, for the sake of the United States, and for the United States, well, even if he can't beat "Zod", at least keep the United States from being destroyed by his compatriots.

In the same way, Sheila also bears all the expectations of the donkey, like all the parties, well, expecting her to be Superman's lifelong bond - Louise Lane.

Okay, Superman and Louise stole the headlines, and it's time for Jack to appear in the second edition, right?

No!

The second page of the New York Times, with the same headline on the front page of The Times, said that Isha II abdicated and wished King Esso and Queen Isha a happy marriage.

Well, Tony became the crown prince, his former old father, and now the king of the kingdom of Kirot.

Third Edition?

There is still no news of Jack, and nowadays, all the countries of Europe, whether they are constitutional monarchies or not, import themselves a king on the same day.

Africa and South America also want to import a few alien kings in the United States, but there are too many European countries, and they don't get any of them.

The Great Celestial Empire has always been the same, not participating in the cooperation, not speaking, and living its own small life in peace.

Then, Dongyang and the country of sticks, begging Mi Guo's father to send them an alien king helplessly, the boiled egg found Maya, and Maya sent two maids to be kings.

Since then, no one cares about Jack's.

Well, he's not popular yet, and he's out of breath.

Jack's loss, Maya doesn't care.

After finishing her work outside, her real body also went home today.

No matter how Luthor Jack is, how he declines, but for this family, he still does his best to maintain it, well, although his full strength is also limited.

So, today, Maya decided to cook herself, and the family has a good New Year.

Well, yes, the Spring Festival of '94 has arrived!

As soon as Jennifer got up, she came to the living room dressed and slept, smelled the aroma, swallowed her saliva, and said, "Where can we finish eating so many dishes?" Why don't you call Meredith? ”

Maya, wearing a tall chef's hat on her head and a white scarf around her chest, chopped vegetables and stir-fried vegetables with her hands and feet, and said without looking back: "Only today, don't you hear the sound of firecrackers everywhere on the street?" Today is the Chinese New Year's Eve of the Celestial Empire! ”

I haven't eaten lunch here in the United States, and it's already evening in the Celestial Empire, so when all the dishes are served, the Spring Festival Gala will be played for the most part.

"Hahaha, that's hilarious, haha"

Well, it's embarrassing, President Maya saw Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi's "The Great Change", and she was so happy that she almost couldn't hold the bowl, but Jack, Jennifer, and even the Asian girl Skye looked at her with the eyes of a fool.

"Skye, starting tomorrow, you will learn Chinese." Maya decided with chopsticks.

Then, she swept Jennifer and Jack again, and said: "Since you want to mix Hollywood, you have to learn Chinese well, you must know that in 20 years, it will be beyond the box office in North America!" ”

"Cut!"

Today, Maya had a rare time to relax, and after eating at noon, she took Skye to Chinatown to watch the lion dance, well, and by the way, she went to Lao Huang's Sichuan Spicy Restaurant to pay a visit to the New Year, well, and received two big red envelopes.

Yes, Wednesday, there is no holiday, but after the president took office, he changed the school rules: Asian American students can take three days off for the Chinese New Year.

Skye was able to come out for a walk, enjoying the remaining blessings of Maya.

As for Maya herself, alas, she is now a complete high school bully in the city - her Nobel Prize has been confirmed, and the success of the clone has been quietly notified to Principal Charles.

She said, I'm not Asian, but I believe in their traditions, so I approve my own leave, is there a problem?

"Reasonable, totally fine!"

These are the words of the old principal.