Chapter 125: Pig's Head Meat
"Is that so?"
"It seems that what Xiaoya said does make sense, our team has not been abused by others before, and we haven't even mentioned it, it seems that we are indeed famous now!"
"Yes, yes, I seem to remember, isn't the entertainment industry like this? If a celebrity is not abused by netizens, then he must be out of luck, and the more ruthless he is scolded by netizens, it means that the more popular he is, the more jealous he is! It's the same as our game! ”
Hearing Zhu Ya's explanation, everyone suddenly realized, the anger on their faces quickly disappeared, the previous excitement and joy quickly recovered, and the remarks that were being pounded in their hands were immediately protruded, and they quickly deleted them and did not continue to publish.
The more ferocious the other party scolds, the more famous they are, so when they look at the comments on the forum about their abuse, there is no longer anger in their hearts, on the contrary, they just feel as if they are really famous, and there is a sense of pride in being a star, wonderful and peculiar!!
"Hahahaha...... It turns out that the harder the scolding means, the more popular the other party is, Lao Tzu is suddenly relieved, hahahaha, happy, happy, it turns out that this is the feeling of being a star and being famous, it's so wonderful!! ”
Da Zhuang squinted his eyes and slowly admired the scolding on the forum, the excitement and pride on his face could not be concealed. At this moment, in his eyes, those scolding netizens are no longer a group of scumbags, but the more they look at it, the more cute they become, and he can't wait for the other party to scold him harder, so as to make his reputation more popular.
"Uncle, today's game has been won, and we have successfully advanced to the top ten, and we are also famous, so it's better to ...... Let's have a little dinner to celebrate, shall we? ”
After a while, Da Zhuang suddenly turned to Su Cheng again, and said with a smile, At the same time, the eyes of others also focused on Su Cheng, and in their eyes, they were all full of expectations for the next dinner.
Su Cheng glanced at everyone, and quickly nodded in agreement, "Yes, everyone's performance is very good today, we should really celebrate well, and the next round of competition will take three days to play, we can also have a lot of time to train, not bad for a while, it's better to take advantage of everyone's happiness now, let's go out to eat together, and then go to the night market to have a good stroll, just think it's relaxing!" ”
Finishing in the top 10 of the City Championship is already the ultimate goal of their Super Cute team so far, so today's victory is enough to make them all proud and gratified. And they also have to go out and have a carnival, so as to vent the frustration of the recent emergency training and the hard work of the battle, otherwise, if they continue to train, they will all go crazy.
"Really? Uncle? Can we play all day today? ”
"Can I still go to the night market at night?"
"Great, I'm going to eat a pig's head! I want to play hip-hop!! ”
"I want to ...... pig's head too"
When everyone heard this, they were immediately interested, and put forward their own suggestions.
Eventually, everyone decided to go to one of the most luxurious self-service stores in the city, where they could not only satisfy all their food requirements, but also let them eat enough!!
So, they hurriedly cleaned up, and then quickly went out, laughing and walking towards the direction of the market.
Along the way, everyone's mood was very comfortable, just like this clear sky, very beautiful. As they walked, they were discussing with each other about the race they had just played, and they were not interested in their team's results.
As for what happened at the forum just now, they were also talking about it.
"Hey, tell me, what's going on with people now? If you don't be scolded by others pointing at the bridge of your nose, you can't become famous. And after becoming famous, if no one continues to scold you, you will soon become obscure and unknown. Alas, things in the entertainment industry are really complicated. ”
"Hahahaha, this is what people commonly say, the people in the city are too good at playing, I have no culture, I want to go home."
"From this point of view, in fact, if you want to be famous, it is very simple, as long as you hire a few professional scolding gunmen, on the Internet every day, in major forums, scolding you by name, then you can be popular."
"Hey, your idea is good, I'll check on the Internet in a while, is there such a recruitment, if there is, I will definitely apply, this kind of money is too easy to make, isn't it just scolding? Lao Tzu is very good! ”
"Then I can also try it, I can also scold, landlord, landlord, you are obviously rubbing people's popularity......"
"Hahahaha"
In the midst of laughter, they have unconsciously arrived at their destination, Guo Daqiang has already sat in the cafeteria, enjoying a summer ice drink, while waiting for their arrival.
"Guo Daqiang, you can enjoy it, you drove over by yourself, and you didn't wait for us, you will eat first!" Seeing this, Da Zhuang first opened his mouth to mock.
The others also mocked, "You are so lazy, you don't even want to walk for a few minutes, and you love to eat so much, be careful that your body will continue to grow meat, and it will be difficult to lose weight when the time comes." ”
"Hahahaha...... That's it, I don't want to lose weight, I don't need to lose weight, in fact, it's pretty good, I can eat, drink, sleep, and don't delay anything. ”
Guo Daqiang replied disapprovingly, he has become accustomed to the ridicule of Da Zhuang and others, and is no longer as angry as before, especially after experiencing today's event, he has also changed a lot of views on Da Zhuang and others, although they usually like to joke with him, but at critical moments, they are still very reliable, at least in their hearts, they still take him as a comrade-in-arms, although they always love to mock him.
"Guo Daqiang, you can grow snacks, just your fat body, if you continue to grow, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it. Besides, you're so fat, what cafeteria would dare to let you in? It's no wonder that you can't be eaten poor?? ”
Da Zhuang and the others stepped forward with a smile, sat down next to Guo Daqiang, and continued to joke with Guo Daqiang.
Guo Daqiang said to Da Zhuang seriously, "Da Zhuang, when it comes to eating, it seems that your meal volume is larger than any of us, you usually eat the most, and the person you don't want to receive in the cafeteria should be you, right?" ”
"Huh?? Hahahaha, I'm just joking, Guo Daqiang, why are you so serious? You won, this time you won, okay? Da Zhuang was speechless for a moment, he could only laugh, and bowed to Guo Daqiang for the first time.
"Okay, I've settled the account, everyone can eat openly now, let's go, eat whatever you want, don't be polite!"
Su Cheng and Zhuya, who walked in at the end, directly reminded them all that they could start enjoying the food.
So, everyone immediately got up from their seats and quickly walked towards their favorite food, leaving only a short sentence floating behind them, "Don't worry, uncle, we will not be polite, his grandmother's, the money has been spent, we must eat Ben back." ”
Watching them leave in a hurry, Su Cheng and Sumiya couldn't help but smile at each other, and then the two of them also walked towards their favorite food.
After a while, they had returned with a tall stack of delicacies, among which Da Zhuang hugged the most, with meat and vegetables, very rich, so that the other guests next to them couldn't help but look at them.
"Hahahaha, Da Zhuang, what are you in a hurry? There is a lot of food here, you can go over and get it again after you finish eating, and no one is grabbing it from you, why do you take so much at once, are you tired? ”
Seeing this, Guo Daqiang seized the opportunity to immediately taunt loudly to avenge his revenge for being ridiculed by the other party many times before.
And his taunt also succeeded in attracting the attention of more guests, and almost all the guests in the restaurant looked at Da Zhuang, and their eyes were full of a strange look that was difficult to hide.
Da Zhuang also suddenly realized that the atmosphere around him was not right, and hurriedly swept around, and when he found that pair of strange eyes looking at him, his face suddenly became embarrassed.
"I ...... I ate a lot of food, so I took more, no...... Isn't it possible? Anyway, Lao Tzu has already paid the money, and it's not for nothing, you can take care of it! ”
After hesitating for a moment, Da Zhuang immediately yelled at Guo Daqiang, and he himself quickly put down the food in his hand, and then sat down with his ass, so as to avoid the strange eyes of others.
"Hahahaha, of course I'm not qualified to care about you, you can eat as much as you like, as long as you don't waste it.
Actually, I'm just joking with you, so why are you so serious? ”
Guo Daqiang was in a good mood, and this time, it was finally Dazhuang's turn to be embarrassed.
"You ......"
Da Zhuang pointed at Guo Daqiang, wanting to say something, but he couldn't say it, so he could only withdraw his hand, barbecue his own lamb chops, and no longer argue with Guo Daqiang.
Guo Daqiang did not continue to entangle, but sat next to Da Zhuang, and like Da Zhuang, he began to barbecue his own lamb chops, but unlike Da Zhuang's dullness, his face was smiling, as if he had eaten honey.
"Hey, Da Zhuang, what's wrong with you? With so many big fish and meat, isn't it still to your appetite? ”
After a while, Zhu Ya also returned with a few boxes of vegetables, and she quickly discovered that Da Zhuang's mood was wrong, and quickly asked curiously.
According to Da Zhuang's character, with so many delicacies in front of him, he would definitely be elated, dancing, and eating and drinking, but now he didn't look like he was happy.
"It's nothing, Xiaoya, I was accidentally bitten by the pig's head when I was taking the pig's head just now, and now I still feel a little painful, so I'm a little depressed, hey, you all help me analyze and analyze, how can he still bite the pig's head that has been cut off? I just couldn't figure it out. ”
Seeing this, Da Zhuang couldn't help but raise his head slowly, and slowly confided in Zhu Ya, especially when he mentioned the word pig's head, he suddenly twisted his head to Guo Daqiang on the side, and kept staring at the other party's head and said.
Guo Daqiang was originally immersed in the delicious taste of roast lamb chops, and suddenly found that Da Zhuang was staring at his head, and also mentioned the pig's head, the most hateful thing is that the other party's eyes were very strange, which made him realize the intention of the other party's words at once......
"No, there are no live pigs here, how could you be bitten by a pig's head? You're not kidding me, are you? Can a pig's head that has been cut off still bite? Then I'll have to be extra careful when I go to get the pig's head later. ”
Without waiting for Guo Daqiang to refute, Zhu Ya had already spoken first, and her tone was very sincere, as if she was convinced of what Da Zhuang said.
Xiao He and the others also quickly opened their mouths to discuss, "Impossible, right? Da Zhuang, how could you encounter such a ridiculous thing today? How can a pig's head that has been cut off and boiled at high temperatures still bite? ”
"Tut-tut...... You're too careless! Even a dead pig can bite you, what else do you think you can do? ”
When they said this, they all turned their eyes to Guo Daqiang's head, only to see that his head was big and round, and the flesh on his face was also very thick, and it really looked like a pig's head.
When Guo Daqiang saw this formation, he already understood the intention of their words, especially when he turned his head to look at Da Zhuang, he found that Da Zhuang's face had already bloomed, and the previous depression had long since disappeared.
"Ahem......"
Immediately afterwards, he suddenly coughed a few times to relieve the awkward atmosphere around him, then wiped his mouth with a napkin, and at the same time turned his head to look at Da Zhuang, who was laughing, and said with a smile, "Da Zhuang, why are you so stupid?" I can be bitten by myself, it's so stupid, I feel sorry for you, what a poor stupid pig!! ”
Suddenly, as Guo Daqiang's words fell, the eyes of others quickly shifted to Da Zhuang's body, and Da Zhuang's face quickly turned red, and it was difficult to respond to Guo Daqiang's ridicule of himself for a while.
Originally, he was laughing at the other party for being a pig's head, but he didn't expect the other party to laugh at him, and also made him speechless, being able to be bitten by a dead pig's head is indeed stupid to no one, from this point of view, he is indeed more stupid than a pig!!
"Hahahaha, the weather is so good today, and the taste of this barbecue is really good, everyone hurry up and eat it, don't it taste good if it gets cold for a while!!"
After being silent for a while, Da Zhuang suddenly laughed, quickly diverted everyone's attention, and let the others hurry up to enjoy the food← he also hurriedly grabbed a piece of roasted lamb chops and handed it to Guo Daqiang, and said with a smile, "Yes, classmate Guo Daqiang, when did your eloquence become so sharp?" Could it be that he was instructed by a master? I can't even talk about you! ”
"Each other, Da Zhuang, in fact, my eloquence was learned from you, and there is no guidance from a master." Guo Daqiang also smiled knowingly, and didn't take the ridicule of the previous two people to heart.
"Hahahaha...... So, I'm still your master? Come, hurry up and have a toast with the master, it is rare for the master to accept such a good apprentice as you!! ”
When Da Zhuang heard this, he immediately laughed loudly, and took the initiative to raise his wine glass and have a heavy toast with Guo Daqiang, the two of them were immediately relieved, and began to talk and laugh again, and the atmosphere of the whole table quickly became harmonious.
"No, what the hell are they talking about? What happened to being bitten by a dead pig's head? I don't think I get it yet. "Only Zhuya's side is still struggling with how a dead pig's head can bite people.
"Xiaoya, a dead pig's head won't bite at all, you can rest assured to get it, classmate Guo Daqiang can be a burger, he will never bite you, hahahaha......" The others laughed, they really couldn't answer Zhu Ya's doubts.
"Oh, then I'm relieved, I'm actually just trying to eat some pig's head meat!"
Zhu Ya let out a long "oh", then opened her eyes to look at Guo Daqiang's head, and then looked at Da Zhuang's head, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but show a trace of greed, and the tip of her tongue couldn't stop licking her lips, as if she wanted to bite down.
When Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang saw it, they immediately felt panicked, it turned out that Zhu Ya understood the dispute between the two of them from the beginning, but the two of them didn't notice it, according to this, the two of them were indeed stupider than pigs.
"Giggles, then I'll go over and get the pig's head, do you two still want it? I'll help you get some back? ”
Sumiya suddenly stood up with a grin and smiled at the two of them, a hint of exhaustion in her laughter.
"Don't want it, don't want it......"
Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang immediately shook their heads and refused, I don't know why, in the face of Zhu Ya's sly smile, the two of them always felt an inexplicable panic in their hearts.
"Giggle......
Sumiya giggled again, then glanced at both of them before finally turning to leave.
"Hoo ......"
The two of them couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and they glanced at each other in unison, their eyes full of sympathy for each other.
"Oh, what's wrong with you guys today? Isn't the food here to your liking? ”
At this time, Su Cheng had also returned, and when he saw that the table was very quiet, there was no bustle of the dinner party in the past, so he couldn't help but ask everyone.
"No, no, uncle, the food here is already very good, we eat non-hoeing, very satisfied!!" When everyone heard this, they immediately responded.
Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang also hurriedly squeezed out a smile and greeted Su Cheng.
"Really? You don't look like you're very happy, isn't there something missing? Tell me, I'll get it back for you! Su Cheng still didn't believe it, anyway, in his impression, these people shouldn't have reacted this way, at least Da Zhuang's reaction was very weird, it looked like he had experienced something!!
"No shortage, no shortage, uncle, there is already everything to eat here, we don't lack anything, you can also sit down and eat, don't be busy anymore." Everyone hurriedly stopped, and quickly pulled Su Cheng to sit down and began to enjoy the food journey.
"Giggle...... Uncle, you may not know, they really don't lack anything, just a little bit of this! ”
Zhu Ya's voice suddenly sounded in their ears, and then, a plate full of pig's head meat was placed in front of Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang by her, causing the two of them to look at each other immediately.
"It's ...... Pork head meat?? ”
When Su Cheng heard this, he hurriedly fixed his eyes and quickly recognized it, it turned out that what Zhu Ya brought over was the pig's head meat that had just been cut, and he saw that the eyes of the two fat pigs were still staring ahead, staring at Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang, which made the two of them even more flustered.
"Hahahaha, it turns out that you two love to eat pig's head meat, I really didn't think of this, or Xiaoya is careful, come and come, uncle will help you two share a point, this pig's head meat is really good, especially this pig's eyes, after eating, it will help the eyes of the two of you."
And this pig's mouth, pig's nose, and pig's brain are all very helpful to you! ”
While sharing the pig's head meat for Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang, Su Cheng smiled and introduced to the two of them about the benefits of eating more pig's head meat.
"Yes, Uncle is right! What you eat and what you make! You two really need to make up for it, I guess this plate of pork head meat is definitely not enough, I'll go over and bring you two back a plate later, and I'll let you eat enough!" Zhu Ya sat down with a smile, and her eyes kept looking at Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang.
Especially when mentioning the three words "pig's head meat", she also looked at the heads of the two of them intentionally or unintentionally, with strange eyes.
"Enough, enough, it's enough for the two of us to eat this plate, Xiaoya, you can also hurry up and eat some, you don't have to take the meat for us anymore, we can just go over and take it ourselves after we finish eating in a while, don't dare to work hard for you anymore!!"
For Zhuya's enthusiasm, Guo Daqiang and Da Zhuang hurriedly waved their hands to refuse, and now the two of them don't want to mention the words "pig's head meat" anymore, because these three words always make the two of them feel uncomfortable, especially when they see the real pig's head meat, they both can't help but think of their own heads, this is a very bad conditioning, they must stop this conditioning as soon as possible.
"Uncle, enough, enough, I've had enough, don't give it to me anymore, I still have a lot of meat here, there are chops, and lamb chops, I don't need pig's head meat for the time being, you can give these pig's head meat to others as well."
Seeing that Su Cheng was still dividing the meat into his pot, Da Zhuang instinctively refused.
Guo Daqiang also quickly refused, "I'm enough, I'm also enough uncle, you can give someone else a point, let's finally come to such a tall cafeteria, you must pick more puffed meat to eat, how can you still eat this pig's head!" ”
"Well, what you said makes sense, let's give one point to the others when this thing comes!"
Su Cheng nodded, and then turned the pig's head meat in his hand to the other people's pots......
"No, no, uncle, my pot is full, I really can't hold it, so don't give me a share!"
The others rejected Su Cheng in one bite, as if what Su Cheng was serving was not a plate of pig's head meat, but a plate of poison.
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