This summer, Real Madrid's big moves have not stopped, and whenever the fans want to take a little away from the pity of other teams, Real Madrid always make a big effort to regain everyone's attention, which is in line with Florentino's usual style.

Real Madrid have officially announced that Schuster will be the team's new manager.

Although this matter has caused a stir before, the real completion of the signing has once again detonated public opinion.

There are many people who question Real Madrid's dismissal of Capello, the champion coach who led Real Madrid to regain the La Liga title after four years, and instead signed Schuster, a rookie coach with no coaching experience in giants, is Schuster capable of managing Real Madrid's dressing room?

You must know that the locker room of a wealthy family has always been a very mysterious place, and it is also the most complicated place, and it is even possible to say that it is an independent small society.

may love each other, may be intrigued, may form gangs, and may even be strangers.

If a manager can't manage the dressing room, he's never going to be able to lead the team to good results.

And more importantly, there is also a Raul in the Real Madrid dressing room who is almost as authoritative as the manager, which is definitely the first hurdle for Schuster to pass.

Without Raul's support, Schuster would not have achieved anything at Real Madrid.

However, this is obviously not something that Quaresma needs to care about, although many people in his previous life were football tyrants, but at least Quaresma felt that Raul had Madrid blood in his bones, and if it was really beneficial to Real Madrid, Raul would not be able to destroy it, otherwise he would not be able to become the spiritual leader of Real Madrid.

The team has not yet begun to assemble, because of the Copa America, Real Madrid simply gave the players more time to take a break, and the official day of registration is on July 20.

Originally, I thought that Real Madrid would have arrangements such as a trip to the United States or Asia, but perhaps due to the timing of the training camp, Real Madrid will only prepare for the training camp in Edinning, Austria this summer, and then play a few warm-up games to end the preparation.

And before the team assembled, because there was still a break, Quaresma was pulled by Ronaldo to act.

Ronaldo told him before that one of his friends is making a movie, and the two of them can make a cameo to get over the addiction of actors, and at the same time can add some attention to their friends' movies, after all, the two superstars in football are involved, at least Manchester United and Real Madrid fans are interested in watching it.

Of course, it's just a cameo, with a few shots and a few lines, which can be regarded as an easter egg, not the main actors, otherwise they really can't act.

Acting skills are hard injuries, and they haven't been trained by pulling shadows, why are they all wild?

"Thank you for coming! I think that when this movie breaks the world box office record, you will be proud to have participated in this movie! ”

When they came to the filming location, Ronaldo's director friend welcomed the two of them warmly, but he said something so that Quaresma didn't know how to interact.

Do you want to be such a stinky fart?

Coming to make a cameo is generally to increase your popularity, and as a result, you say that in the end we will be proud of this movie?

Ronaldo didn't expect the director to be so inflated.

You're going to win the world box office title, does Cameron know?

Now Quaresma is a little skeptical that he and Cristiano Ronaldo made a cameo decision at all.

"Maybe, I hope the facts don't turn the other way around!" Quaresma shrugged, and his attitude became indifferent.

Anyway, who doesn't have a few idiot friends, since they are Ronaldo's friends, they don't want to worry about him for the sake of Ronaldo's face.

"The plot design of the two of you is like this, here the alien successfully confesses to the heroine, and when the romantic atmosphere is rendered to the climax, the camera zooms out to the two young people sitting on a chair in the park next to them!"

"These two young people are the two of you cameos!"

"The two of you have to act like mothers, play gay men and snuggle up to each other, despise the love between aliens and heroines, and declare that the love between you is the real and most loyal love, because when aliens leave the earth, they will definitely not leave with the heroine!"

"That's probably it, I'm sure you'll be able to do a great job!"

......

In front of the director, Ronaldo and Quaresma were stupid, they never thought that the director would let them make a cameo appearance as a gay couple.

What is this called Nima?

If it weren't for the fact that this guy is always thinking wildly, Ronaldo would have wanted to take off his shoes and smoke him.

And Quaresma playing gay?

It's scary to think about!

If this movie is released, the whole world will go crazy when they see this easter egg!

Shaking his head vigorously, Quaresma is gone, even if it is a spoof, there is no such spoof!

If he is an actor, from the perspective of dedication, no matter what kind of role he can't refuse.

But he is just a non-professional who comes to make a cameo, is it appropriate for him to play gay?

Quaresma swore that if the director dared to make such a request again, he would die with the director.

"Are you sure you really don't want these two characters?" Seeing that Ronaldo and Quaresma refused very resolutely, the director couldn't help but say with great regret: "Then I can only leave it to Figo and Rui Costa, they also said that they would come to make a cameo!" ”

Quaresma is about to cry!

Does this guy know Figo and Rui Costa?

Imagine that when Figo and Rui Costa come to the filming set and find out that they are going to play gay, will they kill the director in a rage?

With Figo's fiery temper, it is by no means impossible.

"That's a shame, I think we missed out on an epic movie, didn't we?" Ronaldo pretended to answer regretfully, but then couldn't help laughing.

"Don't regret it, because you can't play gay, you can still play corpses, I guarantee that you will show your face when the movie is released!" The director didn't seem to notice the ridicule in Ronaldo's and Quaresma's tone.

what？

Playing a corpse?

Quaresma's whole person is not good!

What kind of world footballer am I, running over to play tricks for you, and still playing a corpse?

I'm going to give you a brain hole!

However, what Quaresma didn't expect was that Ronaldo agreed with great interest, so that Quaresma almost choked to death without a mouthful of water.

"Are you serious?" Quaresma asked Ronaldo incredulously.

Ronaldo nodded indifferently, "It's okay to play a corpse, otherwise wouldn't it be a trip for nothing today, could it be that you still want to play gay?" ”

Quaresma didn't even know what to say!

Perform!

I'm going to get out of the way today and play a corpse.

Although it belongs to the dragon set group performance, after all, it is a big-name cameo, and the two enjoy a separate rest room and makeup artist treatment, and when the two of them change their clothes and come out, they look at each other's images and are about to laugh and cry.

The face is blue and purple, black, it is simply the kind that has been blown up beyond recognition, that is, the makeup artist is highly skilled, otherwise the original outline cannot be seen at all.

"You're like this, it's like crying your nose and crying after losing!" Quaresma couldn't help but tease Ronaldo.

Ronaldo pouted disdainfully, "Where do you think your image is so good, saying that you are begging is lowering the lower limit of the wanderer!" ”

The two argued for a while before they came to the filming location under the guidance of the crew.

"Well, you two lie on this dirt bag, head to head, just lie down on your back!" The staff forced a smile and commanded the two, "When the shooting starts in a while, you close your eyes, don't make any more movements, and wait for the director to shout that the end will be before you can move, understand?" ”

Quaresma made an OK gesture to the staff, although he has never made a movie, but we have filmed so many commercials, how can we not be a background.

and Ronaldo lying on the ground with his head on his head, trying to pose a chic, even if he plays a corpse, we are also a handsome corpse.

Ronaldo probably thinks the same way, if it weren't for Ronaldo to stop him, he would have to pose as a corpse in his classic gesture of celebrating the goal, and the picture couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"Be dedicated, okay, we're corpses now!" Quaresma couldn't help but preach to Ronaldo, and then, with his arms outstretched, his signature soaring celebration appeared on the corpse......

Looking at the two stars who are like living treasures, the staff are so helpless that they are about to cry.

"You're just ordinary corpses, you don't have any special features, you weren't bombed to death while celebrating a goal, so you don't have to pose like that!"

Under the persuasion of the staff, the two finally became a little normal, and tried to pretend to be corpses on top of their heads.

Soon, the camera was finished.

The director beckoned Quaresma and Ronaldo to look at the footage that had just been completed, and said that he was too satisfied.

Quaresma leaned over and found that this was an overhead shot, with the two of them lying on the ground in a large shape on their heads, this is a panoramic picture, and the surroundings are filled with a post-war gunsmoke, and at this time, the camera slowly zooms in, and it is also rotated closer, in this process, Quaresma and Ronaldo's faces are all into the camera, so that everyone can clearly recognize the two of them.

"The camera is good, but I want to know, how did the two of us die?"

Quaresma couldn't help but ask, the pile of ruins around him, he couldn't see what was going on.

The director replied triumphantly: "You two are a gay couple who went on a date in a gay park, and then were killed directly by aliens when they attacked Earth!" ”

Then, in the stunned eyes of Quaresma and Ronaldo, the director went on to add: "Although there is no footage of you dating directly, we will prove that the two of you are also gay by filming several other gay couples in intimate acts!" ”

I go to Nima's gay!

Quaresma is on the verge of collapse!

I can't get around the gay hurdle today, right?

If it weren't for Ronaldo stopping Quaresma, Quaresma would have wanted to fight hard with this stupid-looking director.

......

ended the not very pleasant shooting, and Quaresma didn't give Ronaldo a good look.

"What kind of friend are you, he's gay himself!"

Ronaldo blinked, "How do you know?" ”

Quaresma went crazy and didn't want to pay attention to Ronaldo anymore.

However, when separating from Ronaldo, Quaresma couldn't help but play tactics against Ronaldo.

"Manchester United should be at the top of their game now, it's not a problem to regain the Premier League title, but in the Champions League, when we meet, I'll teach you how to behave!"

Ronaldo pouted disdainfully, he didn't like Quaresma's stinky fart the most.

"Real Madrid is so messy, how much energy can you exert yourself, I'm afraid you don't even know it, what do you use to win me?" Cristiano Ronaldo refuses to admit defeat.

In his opinion, the turbulent Real Madrid is indeed not a good place to go right now, and judging from the line-up of Real Madrid, it does not seem to be better than Manchester United.

Manchester United has its own system, and Real Madrid has not even officially taken up the head coach, when will it be able to run in?

Therefore, Ronaldo feels that at least this season, Real Madrid is still out of play, even if Real Madrid has Quaresma.

"Then let's wait and see!" Quaresma smiled irreverently.

But in the end, Ronaldo reminded Quaresma very seriously: "Be careful of Vanney! Watch out for Raul too! ”

Quaresma waved his hand, there is no need to talk to Ronaldo about the inside of the dressing room, he knows it himself.

......

The news that Quaresma and Ronaldo went to make a cameo appearance in the movie was exposed by the media and attracted a lot of attention.

It doesn't seem to be a big deal for a player to make a movie without doing his job, after all, there is no delay in the game and training, and this thing is not much different from shooting an advertisement.

But two superstars make cameo appearances in a movie at the same time, so this movie is very worth looking forward to.

Even if the quality of the movie itself is not very good, it is still very interesting to find easter eggs in the movie, and if you can find the cameo roles of Ronaldo and Quaresma, and see how they are in the movie, how fun it is.

Of course, there is also a possibility that although they were filmed, they could be cut off with a direct click during editing, and when the movie was finished, it was found that there were no two of them at all, which was called hilarious.

The film immediately attracted a lot of attention, and Ronaldo's director friend secretly rejoiced that he had made a very correct decision, and even felt that if he insisted that the two of them play living homosexuals at the time, the effect would have been better.

And this cameo actually made fans of Quaresma and Ronaldo can't help but have an idea - why not make a movie with Quaresma and Ronaldo as the protagonists?

Whether it's a hot-blooded sports movie, a touching brotherhood movie, or a lingering brokeback movie, as long as you can make the two of them star, then it will definitely be a big hit!

Some fans have already started shouting crowdfunding, if they can really raise funds to shoot such a movie, then it will definitely create a precedent in the film industry.

However, Quaresma had already sworn that he would never touch a movie again in the future, and he would go crazy if he met such a stupid beep director again.

However, Quaresma had another idea, maybe he could introduce this director to Fabiano, the two of them must have a common language, maybe they could collaborate on a small movie......

......

Mendes had already rented a villa for Quaresma in Madrid, which was far more luxurious than Quaresma's villa in London, although the rent was expensive, but for Quaresma, it was just a sprinkler!

After returning to Madrid, Quaresma visited most of Madrid's famous attractions during the day, and although it felt very artistic, it was still too many people.

However, on July 15, he did not go out of the house, but lay comfortably on the sofa and watched the live broadcast of the game.

Brazil vs Argentina Copa America final.

Although the Copa America has a very low awareness for fans all over the world, far less than the World Cup and the European Cup, but for football, it is an out-and-out competition, second only to the World Cup and the European Cup.

The reason why I want to watch this pinnacle matchup is because there are three Real Madrid players in the two teams, Quaresma wants to get to know his teammates through the game, and on the other hand, he also wants to see how far Messi has grown now.

But after watching the game, Quaresma felt elated, as if this peak collision did not have much gold at all.

The Brazilian team simply excludes the second team from playing, and Robinho is a big-name starter, and the rest cannot be regarded as the absolute main force of Brazil.

Although Argentina played with all the main forces, it was beaten by the second team of Brazil and lost its temper, which made people not interested at all.

The beast Baptista, Quaresma's Real Madrid team-mate, cut inside in the opening 10 minutes to give Brazil the lead, and then Brazil took control, and by the end of the game, the score had become 3-0, and Argentina lost hard.

Messi's personal performance is very good, and he is very creative in breaking through and passing, however, Messi who is the national team is a tragedy at all.

With his strength, he can be the core, but in the Argentine team, he is a younger brother and has no right to speak.

In the face of the team's unfavorable situation, Messi is powerless, and his mental attributes are not particularly strong, so he is powerless.

However, Brazil's Robinho performed well, although he did not score, but he was active all over the field, and he won the Copa America Golden Boot with 6 goals, and his form was extremely hot.

Robinho at this time can almost be regarded as a superstar, far from the time when he came to Zhongrough to retire later, and his strength is enough to gain a foothold in a wealthy family.

Perhaps, Robinho also felt a lot of pressure because of his arrival, so he would play such a wonderful performance!

Calmly analyze, now Real Madrid has a lot of talent in the frontcourt, and if you want to get on the top, if you can't show a convincing performance, how can you be convinced?

So, Robinho immediately handed Schuster a most amazing report card - old man, I'm so good, the starter should be stable, right?

Quaresma felt that the better his teammates were, the better, so that the team would be more combative.

He wasn't worried at all that someone would take away his main position, not at all!

Strength doesn't allow it!

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