The Lamdo host of the madman Umegawa Neiku was reborn in Su Xiaoke's body, and quietly developed, once there was a struggle, Su Xiaoke, the invisible enemy, would pose a great threat to Li Song!

"Master, are you sure you want to go to Kyoto with Su Xiaoke to watch the e-sports competition? If you're sure, you'll need to snap up your ticket in advance. Nan Qian said kindly.

"Is there a way to get Su Xiaoke's identity information?" Li Song asked.

"Nan Qian has information on all the human beings of the earthlings."

"I also used Nan Qian's identity information to help me book a plane ticket, and then the Kyoto route and hotel reservation were planned for me in advance." Li Songdao.

"Yes, master."

"Then I'll go to the test first."

After communicating with Nan Qian, Li Song walked into the 17th examination room.

The first test is Chinese.

The moment the test paper was issued, Li Song's face was filled with unprecedented calmness and confidence.

Too!

Simple!

Single!

Finish!

Thirty minutes later, Li Song finished writing the last punctuation mark of the composition and exhaled lightly.

The surrounding classmates cast envious, jealous and hateful glances, except for Li Song, other classmates were scratching! The sound of turning the test paper was mixed with sighs one after another......

What are the techniques quoted in the first two lines of the poem?

MMP！ No, it won't!

What kind of thoughts and feelings does this essay express?

MMP！ Still won't!

Write an argumentative essay of no less than 800 words around the word "chest hair".

MMP！ Who came out with the roll and how to write the chest hair? What about writing about your ma?

The whole world is turbid, I am alone, everyone is drunk, I am sober!

Topics that no one else knows, Li Song does it like a smooth flow, without any stuck, "It's a simple question." ”

"That classmate! It's on the exam! Please follow classroom discipline! The female teacher on the podium warned Li Song and walked over to Li Song.

The teacher's voice seemed to be a little familiar, Li Song fixed his eyes and saw that the female teacher who came over turned out to be the cold Gu Manxue!

Li Song looked at the cold Gu Manxue, which reminded him of the cute and sweet Gu Manxue in the game, this is completely the two of them, okay?

Li Song secretly made up his mind that he had the opportunity to tear Gu Manxue's stockings, not stockings! Phew! What do you think?

If you have a chance, you must tear Gu Manxue's cold veil!

I saw Gu Manxue wearing a white tight little skirt and stepping on seven-inch high heels and walking over!

Two big beautiful legs dangled in front of Li Song, wow! Teacher Gu, you're a bit too much! A teacher dressed so temptingly that it simply affected my answers!

"Li Song, what do you think I'm doing? Is the essay finished? Hurry up and do the question! Gu Manxue scolded Li Song in a low voice, lest it affect other students in the exam.

"I've finished writing the essay." Li Song said proudly.

Li Songmei waited for Gu Manxue's praise and praise, and looked forward to Gu Manxue's cold expression turning into consternation at herself!

Thirty minutes to finish the Chinese test, it's a genius! Is there wood?

The result was unsatisfactory, Gu Manxue's cold eyes revealed a bit of sternness, she leaned down gently, and Li Song couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

It's so big......

Li Song captured something that shouldn't be seen from Teacher Gu's low-cut V-neck.

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Eh, who said you can't watch the World Cup if you take the exam? You can watch it anytime, anywhere! Teacher Gu personally showed Li Song a grand World Cup!

Teacher Gu's unique female body fragrance permeated the tip of Li Song's nose, and he whispered to Li Song at close range, "Don't make trouble, do the question well." ”

"Teacher, I've finished writing the chest hair?"

What the hell is chest hair?

Teacher Gu had a hint of annoyance in his eyes, "Li Song, do you still have a teacher in your eyes?!" To utter such shameless words! ”

"Teacher! Is the essay title shameless, not that I am shameless? Composition is to let write 'chest hair'. Li Song said innocently.

Gu Manxue picked up Li Song's paper, she was surprised by Li Song's speed of answering, Li Song only took thirty minutes to complete the answer to the Chinese test paper, it was really unbelievable!

Secondly, Teacher Gu Manxue only noticed the essay topic, and when she saw the word "chest hair", Teacher Gu Manxue was also confused, "What does the author of this test paper think?" Why do you come up with such a strange essay topic? ”

"Teacher, I didn't lie to you, the composition is to let you write 'chest hair'." Li Songdao.

When Gu Manxue saw Li Song's essay title, Liu frowned, quite speechless, "Burning chest hair??? Li Song: How did you come up with such an essay topic? ”

"I admire the author of this exam paper more than my essay question." Li Song said lightly.

Dangdangdang......

At this time, there was a knock at the door, and then a teacher wearing a work badge walked up to the podium, "Classmate, stop a little, the test paper is wrong, please correct!" ”

"Please start a discussion around 'chest hair', make your own mind, write an argumentative essay of no less than 800 words, change it to, please talk about the national treasure 'panda', make your own mind, and write an argumentative essay of no less than 800 words, it is purely a mistake! Please correct it in time! ”

After the teacher finished speaking, the students who took the exam were relaxed.

"I knew that the test paper was printed incorrectly, how to write chest hair? Funny? ”

"I memorized so many allusions and composition materials before the exam, why did I draw chest hair? Heheda......"

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"Students! Be quiet! Answer questions with peace of mind! Now that the exam has only been going on for 30 minutes, I guess the students have not yet conceived and answered the essay! Hurry up and take the exam! ”

"Report to the teacher! I'm done writing my essay! Li Song suddenly raised his hand.

The teacher on the podium was stunned for a moment, not believing Li Song's words at all, and then scolded, "Don't be unreasonable!" Hurry up and answer the quiz! ”

"Director Sun, this candidate has indeed completed his answer." Gu Manxue smiled awkwardly.

Afterwards, Gu Manxue walked up to the podium with Li Song's test paper and discussed with Director Sun in a low voice, "Director Sun, look, Li Song has finished answering all the exercises. ”

"Burning chest hair?" The moment Director Sun took the test paper, he felt that his head was big.

"Why is this kid's brain so big?" Director Sun muttered to Gu Manxue in a low voice.

"Director Sun, what do you think of this matter?" Gu Manxue Road.

"Give Li Song a new essay answer sheet and let him write it again, what the burning chest hair is?" Director Sun pouted with a Sichuan accent and was also a little speechless.

"Director Sun, I read Li Song's essay, it is very in line with the theme of 'chest hair', it is unique, it is not exaggerated and vulgar, it is full of positive energy between the lines, not to mention, and it also uses a lot of allusions, if it is not for a wide range of books, I can't write such a high-level article."

Director Sun didn't believe it, "What can I write about chest hair?" Still full of positive energy? ”

He took the test paper in Gu Manxue's hand and began to read Li Song's essay "Burning Chest Hair".

After a few minutes......

"I'm a good guy, this Li Song is really a fucking genius, it's really good to write a drop! I have been teaching for more than 20 years, and it is the first time I have seen a student who can write and paint his or her chest hair. Director Sun was stunned.