Chapter 34: I really didn't mean to spill dog food!
Two days later.
"Brother Zhige, get up! It's nine o'clock now, and if you don't get up, you're going to miss the game. Zhou Zeyi didn't know how many times he called Wan Zhige, but he just shouted mechanically.
Wan Zhige rubbed his eyes and stretched.
"Huh? Nine o'clock? Wan Zhige stayed on the bed, and it took a long time to react.
"Why didn't you call me earlier?" After Wan Zhige changed his clothes, he began to blame Zhou Zeyi.
Zhou Zeyi covered his forehead.
"I've called you no less than ten times, and you haven't woken up once. Did you say you made it from a pig? So lazy. Zhou Zeyi replied to Wan Zhige angrily.
After Wan Zhige heard it, he walked out of the room in embarrassment.
"The car is parked, just waiting for you." Zhou Zeyi took the car key and said to Wan Zhige.
"Who took us there?" Wan Zhige looked at the empty doorway and found that it was empty.
Zhou Zeyi opened the car door and started the car.
"Of course it's me, or do you think that group will come out and drive you?" Zhou Zeyi answered Wan Zhige's doubts.
Wan Zhige looked at Zhou Zeyi with suspicious eyes.
"Don't look at me like this, I'm three years old to drive! They are more stable than Wang Feng. "Zhou Zeyi seems to be very confident in his driving skills. (In fact, Zhou Zeyi's technique is still very good, and the speed is also very stable.) Well, it's really stable. )
Wan Zhige saw that Zhou Zeyi was so confident, and he didn't bother with anything anymore.
"Sit tight and tighten your seat belt." Zhou Zeyi skimmed Wan Zhige, who was wearing a seat belt, and reminded Wan Zhige very kindly.
But Wan Zhige refused to tie it too tightly, saying that he was afraid that Zhou Zeyi would overturn, and it would be easier to escape if he was loose. (Actually, no matter how loose you tie it, you'll always be the same as a tightly tied seat belt.) It's not useful. )
"Really?" Zhou Zeyi somehow suddenly asked Wan Zhige.
Wan Zhige nodded vigorously.
Zhou Zeyi also nodded and put his foot on the accelerator.
Half a minute later, Wan Zhige looked at the one hundred and eighty miles on Zhou Zeyi's car sign in horror. instantly understood what Zhou Zeyi meant by 'pull the seat belt to the tightest', and immediately burst into tears.
"Yi, are you stepping on the accelerator to the maximum?" Wan Zhige clung to the seat tightly to avoid suddenly braking for a while, and then hitting his head directly against the glass. (Comrades, please note that Wan Zhige uses 'Yi')
"Mm-hmm, now I'm maxing out the throttle, and it's in fourth gear now." Zhou Zeyi's happy mood can no longer be described in words.
Wan Zhige wanted to cry without tears.
"Why are you driving so fast? I almost scared the hell out of it. Wan Zhige was in tears, trembling with fear.
Zhou Zeyi tilted his little head.
"I usually drive like this, there's nothing wrong with it, and no police come looking for me." Zhou Zeyi said with an innocent face.
Zhou Zeyi paused.
"Everyone in my family drives like this, and that's how my brother taught me to practice driving." Zhou Zeyi looked at Wan Zhige in confusion.
Wan Zhige was already about to be stunned.
"You ... Is your Zhou family so terrible? Wan Zhi Singer shook a little, almost not grasping the chair steadily.
Zhou Zeyi nodded.
"Brother Zhige, bear with me, according to our speed, we can get to Wantai in about ten minutes." Zhou Zeyi saw that Wan Zhige was in such pain, gritted his teeth, and raised the number of miles a little more.
After a thrilling journey of five minutes, which was no less thrilling than a roller coaster, Wan Zhige finally got used to this speed.
And in the remaining few minutes, Wan Zhige was very relaxed, talking and laughing with Zhou Zeyi, and soon arrived at Wantai.
"If you enter the museum, if you don't go in, you'll be late." Zhou Zeyi looked at his mobile phone and urged Wan Zhige.
came in or the familiar network management uncle, after the network management uncle saw that it was Wan Zhige, he didn't even check the pass, and directly let Wan Zhige enter the competition venue.
And that's when the game begins.
"Huh? What's wrong with our pariah today? Why didn't you come to the scene? Is there no new cheap trick, pondering at home? The host looked around, but he didn't see Wan Zhige.
There was an immediate quarrel in the audience.
Many audiences, in fact, were attracted by Wan Zhige's cheap tricks, people came, but the protagonist was gone, which made many viewers depressed.
"The king shouldn't hook up with the goddess, right? Why didn't you come here so late? At this time, in the crowd, it was the fat man again.
After some searching, the host finally saw Wan Zhige who was walking in.
At this time, the lights also hit Wan Zhige and Zhou Zeyi.
"Hey, the has a new girlfriend? Rub rub, no, no, I must have seen it wrong, how could the cheap king walk with the goddess? The fat man rubbed his eyes and said incredulously.
The rest of the audience also looked at Wan Zhige in disbelief.
It took a long time for the audience to react.
"I'm rubbing, am I dreaming? Or is the cheap king really cheap this time, and he soaked the goddess Zhou? "The surrounding audience, after rubbing their eyes more than a dozen times, found ... It seems that the goddess of Zhou was really planted in the hands of Wan Zhige.
The host was also stunned, but quickly recovered.
"Our unfortunate king, today we are going to fight against ... It is the warrior Zhao Ming who is going to fight. The host swallowed his spit, and somehow, subconsciously called out the 'warrior'.
Wan Zhige, who was walking on the stage, blackened his face.
"What the hell, I'm not Sh
Ould, also warriors. Wan Zhige's face was full of black lines.
And Zhou Zeyi gently kissed Wan Zhige's face and encouraged: "It's okay, after this fight, we won't come next time, okay?" ”
Zhou Zeyi's tone... It's like coaxing a child. Well, that's right! It's like adults fooling children into going to kindergarten only five days a week.
Wan Zhige nodded uselessly, then turned around and went on stage.
The audience was stuffed with a mouthful full of dog food and almost couldn't breathe.
"The goddess is planted on the cheap king?" The fat man was silent for a while, and asked a few friends next to him who were also shown off and couldn't take care of themselves.
A few friends were stunned for a full minute before they reacted.
"I'm rubbing, it's really planted!" A buddy smacked his tongue.
The others were silent.
"What to do? Ordered this goods? One suggested.
After a moment of silence, several people picked up the sticks.
"Now the plate?" One raised an eyebrow.
The leader shook his head.
"I can't do it, wait for the first time." The leader said calmly.
As soon as the words fell, several people were discovered by people in the Internet café.
After some inquiry, the Internet café decided to stuff these few people who couldn't stand the goddess being snatched into the bureau. After the police came over and asked them clearly, the matter that was originally locked up for 15 days was changed to a month. A few buddies couldn't refute it, so they had to follow the police back to the bureau. (Note that it's 'back', I said they were Cheghrava believers, do you believe it?) )