"My name is Yan Xiaomi, and my gender is male."

"The profession is a ranger, and the ideal is to become an assassin who kills people invisibly."

"In my opinion, there are only three conditions to become an assassin."

"One is fast enough, the second is ruthless enough, and the third is able to hide identity."

"These three points are an assassin's self-cultivation! Do you know how hard I worked to achieve these three points?! ”

“…… Is that why you're wearing women?! Yan Yuan!! Cui Xiyao's eyes widened, her face was full of speechlessness and indignation, and at the same time, she slapped the table without being ladylike at all, "We have already obtained all your information from your Ranger Boss Liu Qingruo, and now put it on my desk!" Don't even think about pretending to be garlic with me, you kid! What else is Yan Xiaomi?! Why aren't you called Yan Xiaochuan and Yan Xiaoshui?! Hurry up and be honest about why you wear women's clothes! Otherwise, the old lady will arrest you and put you in prison for the crime of overdressing! ”

"Hey, damn old ghost Liu, sell me again...... Cough! Cui Zhutou, if I'm not mistaken, this Daliang law is for ...... Uh, forget it, when I didn't say anything. Yan Yuan stiffly took his eyes off Cui Xiyao, and filled in the second half of the sentence in his heart - this Liang law was set up for fancy clothes such as "silk stockings" and "bras" that were passed down from the Western barbarians, right? Generally speaking, this law is for women, and there are basically no cases against men! And because these fancy dresses were unexpectedly well received in the local area of Daliang, this law became useless not long after it was established! And use this law to scare people, Cui Zhutou, don't you really look at what you're wearing......

"Don't think I can't see what you're thinking! You disciple! Cui Xiyao slapped the table even more angrily, "Tell me honestly, why are you wearing women's clothes!" ”

If there was life at this table, it was estimated that the female would be slapped alive by the bear, of course, although the table was not slapped, but this tiger and tiger slap was not useless - at least it was very effective in scaring Yan Yuan on the other side of the desk, making him have great doubts about the safety of his life.

The little white-faced ranger, who was already very compatible with women's clothing, was even more pale with fright at this time, and he raised his hand tremblingly and asked, "Cui ...... Cui Zhutou, listen to your tone, I wasn't arrested because my clothes were over-controlled? ”

"Of course!" Cui Xiyao's anger looked even bigger, "No one can recognize you with a little white face wearing women's clothes!" Who would catch a woman from a good family if they have nothing to do! ”

Well, that's right, she Cui Da was so angry that the little white face in front of her actually looked better than her after wearing women's clothes!

And why are the two lumps on his chest so big after this guy's women's clothes?! Is this mocking me? It's a mockery!

"Huh?" Yan Yuan seemed to notice Cui Xiyao's gaze, took out two big white steamed buns from his chest with a hippie smile, took one of them and took a bite, and handed the other one to her, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to eat?" ”

"!!"

As soon as Cui Xiyao's words "Get out" came out, Yan Yuan's eyes suddenly flashed, and he stood up as if he had received a holy decree, and then ran towards the gate without hesitation!

"Don't go! You sit down for me!! ”

Cui Xiyao angrily crossed his hands on his hips, looking at Yan Yuan in front of him, he really didn't know what to say to rectify this rogue ranger, so he had to use a businesslike attitude, picked up a document from the table, and read Yan Yuan's information line by line: "Yan Yuan, age unknown, presumed to be less than twenty, family members unknown, background unknown, strength unknown, suddenly appeared in Rong County three years ago, and was taken in by Liu Qingruo, the president of the local Ranger Guild, and join the Ranger Guild. For three years, the Ranger missions completed include but are not limited to helping Grandma Li find her lost cat, helping the Lin family and his wife to reconcile marital conflicts, and helping ......"

"Look at the tasks I've done! Wow yes!! Lord Qingtian sees it clearly! I am a good citizen! ”

"Shut up, Lord Zhixian, he has a distinguished guest who is not in the yamen today, and these are not the point!" Cui Xiyao interrupted Yan Yuan's words viciously, and then continued to read her information, "A month ago, the ranger Yan Yuan was entrusted by Li Heng, the head of the Li family, to leave Rong County for three days and go to a small village to find the father of a certain servant. ”

"......" Yan Yuan, who was noisy, suddenly quieted down, and Cui Xiyao looked at him and didn't continue, the two looked at each other strangely for a few seconds, and then the silence was broken by Yan Yuan again, and he asked with a hippie smile: "What's wrong with this task?" It's a pity I didn't find the servant's father. ”

Cui Xiyao frowned and said coldly: "In those three days, Li Heng died. ”

"Oh, I know." Yan Yuan nodded, "That's why I said it's a pity, Master Li is a good old man, it's a pity to die like this......"

"Don't pretend to be garlic !! me" Cui Xiyao's face turned red, and she slapped the table suddenly, her voice and tone all increased several degrees in one breath, and she approached Yan Yuan's face and said viciously: "Li Heng was assassinated!" And according to our investigation, you didn't even know where you were in those days! You've never been to that little village at all! Say, did you kill Li Heng?! ”

"Of course not, I just got lost and didn't find the village." Yan Yuan shook his head, then spread his hands, "And as far as I know...... The assassin who assassinated Master Li should be a woman, right? And I- as you can see, male, real male. ”

"You're wearing women's clothes!! Bastard! You transvestite, everyone in the whole county knows it! And I also saw your 'long chest' Dafa today—hell! Where did you find such a strange-shaped steamed bun? Cui Xiyao felt that all her roars for a year had come out today, and she pointed to the clothes on Yan Yuan's body, "That assassin's height and figure are no different from yours!" With such good skills to assassinate Li Heng in the Li Mansion, aren't you the only one in the county who meets the conditions Yan Yuan?! You murderer! ”

Yan Yuan squinted his eyes and looked at the head-catcher lady who usually boasted of justice, suddenly laughed, and then said softly: "It's not me." ”

"Okay!" Cui Xiyao suddenly learned Yan Yuan's movements and spread his hands to him, "If it's really not you, prove your innocence to me." ”

"Okay......" Yan Yuan raised his eyebrows, "So you're waiting for me here, Cui Zhutou." Okay, I've taken this task. ”

"Whew, that's great." Cui Xiyao seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and finally smiled, "Heha...... I'm also under a lot of pressure here, I hope you can understand, the Li family has been putting pressure on us, and the upper authorities are also putting pressure on the magistrate, and this pressure has turned to my head. Hurt me ......"

"Geranium is out of balance?" Yan Yuan blinked, "No wonder you have such a big temper!" ”

"Strict! Deep pool! You guy,!! ”

"Gotcha!"

After Yan Yuan got the order of "get out" for the second time, he left the yamen in a puff of smoke, leaving Cui Xiyao alone looking at his back in a silent daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

……

"Old ghost Liu! Old ghost Liu! You're selling me again! ”

Yan Yuan kicked open the door of the Ranger Guild and walked in arrogantly while shouting. Of course, his current appearance looks quite embarrassed and ridiculous - he is wearing a beautiful red dress at this time, which fits just right with his petite figure among men, but at this time he is not wearing a wig, and the two big white steamed buns on his chest were eaten by himself, causing the skirt to be significantly larger on the chest and look empty.

As soon as he entered the gate of the Ranger Guild, the drunkard rangers who were originally drinking during the day laughed loudly, one by one to damage this little brother, Yan Yuan looked extremely familiar with them, and he was prepared before he walked in, and then he suddenly turned on the mode of the tongue battle group (drunk) ghosts, and lost a sentence to the rangers who mocked him, and he ran into the exclusive room of the president of the Ranger Guild while laughing and scolding at everyone.

"You kid scolded me as soon as you came back, white-eyed wolf. If I hadn't taken you in back then, you'd have died a long time ago! ”

"It's obvious that you, the old ghost, are unkind, but you're embarrassed to blame me for being unjust!" Yan Yuan said angrily: "Why did you hand over my information to the government so easily!" I was caught back by Cui Xiyao's dead girl today, you know no! ”

"I know, because this information is Cui Xiyao who wants to leave in person, and I can't refuse to give it to the government in person." Liu Qingruo, a middle-aged uncle who looked quite a bit Confucian, spread his hands helplessly, and then the cunning ranger boss did not hesitate to beat him up, "But the information I gave her is harmless, the things you do in Rong County, even if she doesn't come to me to ask for information, everyone knows about it." ”

"Isn't it just slaughtering a poor Qi...... Yan Yuan rolled his eyes, "I said that I used to be a Taoist priest for a while, and I was extremely good at slaying demons and destroying demons. ”

"Yes, yes, a Taoist priest who doesn't want to be an assassin is not a good ranger." Liu Qingruo said angrily: "You should also clear your suspicions, Li Heng's death, the biggest suspect in the government is you!" Cui Xiyao's girl is quite polite to you, it's a good thing that she didn't arrest you directly and lock you up and torture you! ”

"Don't talk this nonsense, they're coming to get me, won't I run?" Yan Yuan sighed, "Is that bastard determined to blame me?" I've been washing my hands for many years, although that Li Heng is indeed a bastard of the common people, although I really want to kill that guy, but it is really not me who shot this time! ”

"Blame? What if it's a coincidence? ”

"Come on, where are there so many coincidences?" Yan Yuan then rolled his eyes and said, "Female, similar in height and posture to me, and wearing a red long skirt, stabbed with a knife - this is clearly a copycat!" When I assassinated high-ranking officials in the capital a few years ago, I wore all long skirts and used long knives, this guy probably discovered my true identity and was ready to use this trick to force me out, right? ”

"Hey! It's still easy for you to think too much......" Liu Qingruo suddenly showed a strange smile, "What if it's really a coincidence?" ”

"Impossible."

"Do you want to make a bet?"

“…… If you don't gamble, I always feel that you old ghost is cheating on me again. Yan Yuan rejected this proposal without hesitation, and then he suddenly paused, and then asked curiously: "Speaking of which, Cui Xiyao's girl mentioned that Lord Zhixian is receiving distinguished guests today...... Could it have something to do with this? Do you know what a guest is? ”

"You're thinking too much, aren't you?" Liu Qingruo shook his head helplessly, "I don't have such magical powers, I don't know where the distinguished guest came from." ”

Yan Yuanhu looked at him suspiciously and didn't speak.

……

"The second lady of the Ruan family came to the humble house in person, which really made this place flourish!"

The magistrate Wang Yu said with a smile, his flattering appearance made Ruan Zhu a little uncomfortable, but because he asked for help, Ruan Zhu also had to endure this feeling. She showed a gentle smile at Wang Yu, and then said, "I came to Guixian this time because I want to ask you for help with two things, the first thing is ...... My sister seems to have arrived here after she ran away from home, can you help our Ruan family find her? ”

"As long as there is news, I will definitely contact you!" Wang Yu smiled and nodded, "So, what about the second thing?" ”

"I'm going to hold a great hunting festival here with you." Ruan Zhu smiled, "Do you have any good hands here that can help?" ”