Chapter 65: Erlang God! Jiro dog?
It's really a one-in-a-million person who learns from the scriptures! Tang Peng rolled his eyes, a little displeased with Erlang God's emphasis.
Erlang God wants to be unruly, not afraid of heaven and earth, even the words of the Jade Emperor have never been listened to carefully, but he has boundless mana, known as the first killing god in the heavenly court, ordinary people don't pay attention to it at all.
Soon, a radiant heavenly general flew over, holding a nine-ring tin staff in his hand, and shouted at Erlang Xiansheng: "Zhenjun, I have picked up a magic weapon, it seems to be the scepter of a scripture learner from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." ”
It is not a big secret about Tang Seng traveling to the west to learn scriptures, and many immortals in the sky know about it.
"Are you really a scripture learner from the Tang Dynasty?" Erlang Xiansheng was stunned for a moment and asked.
Nima. Tang Peng hurriedly snatched the nine-ring tin staff, and the brocade robe on his body also became a treasure and spirit. He clasped his hands together, "Amitabha, the poor monk is a monk from the Tang Dynasty, who went to the west to meet Rulai and seek the true scriptures and Buddhism." ”
Let's first bring out the big Buddha of the Buddha.
Erlang God was no longer suspicious, but circled around Tang Peng a few times, his eyes were a little unkind, "Why did you appear here?" ”
"Passing by, passing by!" Tang Peng snorted, but he was a little unhappy in his heart, this Erlang God is too wide, his legs are long on himself, he can go wherever he wants, can you manage it?
However, Sun Wukong is not by his side now, and he has to bow his head.
"Doesn't look like the westbound road leads here?" Erlang snorted coldly, Tang Peng smiled mischievously, and what he said was simply unbelievable.
"It's okay for the poor monk to eat enough, come out and walk around, can't you?"
Tang Peng's voice was also a little cold, although he was jealous of Erlang God, it didn't mean that he had to grovel.
Erlang God's third eyes were shining, and Tang Peng's soul was a little tingling, so shocked that he hurriedly ran the Hundred Refining Treasure Technique, and suddenly the depths of his soul,
On the wall carving of the Ding furnace, the eyes of the two immortals were opened, and two rays of light appeared, and the golden shield body and the ten thousand sword body came out together, blocking and slashing the gods.
In an instant, Tang Peng blocked the oppression of Erlang God, and he was still so calm.
Erlang Shen was slightly surprised, this monk was able to resist his own coercion, although he only revealed a trace of breath, but Tang Peng's performance still made him a little strange. “
Then why are you fighting with that little slut Zixia here? Erlang God asked again.
"I ......"
Tang Peng was a little speechless, and glanced back at Fairy Zixia.
Zixia Fairy is the future girlfriend of the eldest apprentice Sun Wukong, and he can't ruin his reputation.
"Holy monk, don't say it, don't say it......" Zixia hurriedly snatched the words, ashamed and angry, last night Qingxia and her soul were confused, so she almost went mad and fell into a state of madness, if this matter was told in the middle, it would be better to hit her head to death.
Tang Peng spread his hands, and said with a somewhat helpless face: "Well, I met Fairy Zixia like the same thing, and I just wanted to ask for immortal teachings, so I have a discussion here." ”
"Uh...... That's it, the holy monk is really smart. Fairy Zixia was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly followed Tang Peng's words.
Tang Peng was full of nonsense, and even he didn't believe it.
"The poor monk is in a hurry to travel west, and it is important to hurry, Erlang Zhenjun, you talk slowly with this female benefactor, and the poor monk takes the first step."
Tang Peng smiled, and was about to slip away from Erlang God. Erlang God is really too strong, it seems that he has the strength of the peak of the Dao Realm, Tang Peng can't beat him at all, he has to hurry back to move the rescuers, this strong man, only Sun Wukong can deal with it!
"Monk, stop, your origin is unknown, go back with me for interrogation first!"
Erlang God said domineeringly, his tone full of irreversible meaning.
"Erlang dog, don't go too far, don't think that you can oppress people with a background in the heavenly court, you are a monk yourself, but you are a person with status and status......"
Tang Peng's eyes were surging with coldness, and he said angrily.
What? Jiro dog? After hearing this, Erlang God was immediately furious, and he took a step forward with a three-pointed two-person knife in his hand.
In an instant, a cold murderous aura swept away, and the ground began to tremble, making Tang Peng suddenly feel the pressure doubled, and he hurriedly cast a spell to resist.
And some of the heavenly generals present also became a little playful, Erlang God attaches great importance to his dignity, I didn't expect this monk to dare to insult him so bluntly, it must be over.
And Zixia Fairy was a little shocked at first, but soon laughed, why is the title Erlang Dog so vivid?
Erlang God has always traveled with a roaring dog, one person and one dog, isn't it a Erlang dog together?
Zixia made a start, and even a burst of laughter sounded in the Heavenly General's phalanx, which was really funny.
"Don't laugh!" Erlang God's face was cold, and a snow-bright sword light rushed into the sky, destroying the sea of clouds within a radius of hundreds of miles.
Soon, the laughter stopped, Erlang God was a killing god, and they didn't want to offend him.
Tang Peng was also a little shocked, he had the memories of his previous life, but he knew how powerful Erlang God was! That's the existence that can carry Sun Wukong head-on more than 500 years ago!
It is worthy of being a famous killing god in the Three Realms, and before he has made a move, he can be under such terrifying pressure.
Suddenly, Tang Peng's chest itched, it seemed that there was a powerful force to explode, he hurriedly rejoiced in his heart, he was going to use the hole card but now Sun Wukong's projection seems to be going to come out, it seems that this hole card does not need to be used by himself, and immediately there is some fearlessness in his heart.
"I'm not Erlang Dog!" The momentum soared into the sky, and I only heard Erlang God shouting violently: "Tang Seng, you'd better take back your foul language!" ”
The sound shook the sky and swept through the eight wildernesses.
Erlang God's three eyes opened in unison, and a cold glow erupted, making everyone dare not look directly.
As soon as his eyes touched his three divine eyes, he felt a sharp pain in both eyes, and his soul was torn.
"Tang Sanzang, don't think that if you come to support you, this god won't dare to kill you!" A sinister aura swept away, causing the surrounding plants and trees to wither.
Tang Peng was still not afraid, he glanced at Erlang God, and said with a sneer: "You are not the only one who said the poor monk."
Looking at Tang Peng's eyes, he happened to point to the huge big black dog, and laughed, "What the poor monk said is that you and your dog are not exactly two wolf dogs together?"
Hahaha......"
Immediately afterwards, Tang Peng smiled and said to the Roaring Sky Dog next to Erlang God: "Roaring Sky Dog, you should tell me that you are the dog of Erlang God, called Erlang Dog, which is more appropriate and appropriate to listen to than a simple dog!"
"Want Want!" The roaring dog barked twice with joy, and even spoke.
"Want Wang, this dog also thinks so, Erlang Dog is more intimate than Howling Sky Dog, like a family."
"You, what nonsense......"
Erlang was so angry that there was white gas on the top of his head, and his eyes widened with anger, he didn't expect that the roaring dog that had followed him for so many years would be taken crooked by this stinky monk.
"Master, what the hell, Lao Tzu was originally a dog!"
The Howling Dog Man stood up, looked up and shouted disapplauded.
"Want Want!" The dog also barked twice to support this fact.
"Boom!"
Erlang God felt very shameless, and soon, the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand pushed down and smashed the back of the knife on the head of the Howling Sky Dog.
It was crushed to the ground in one fell swoop, and the Howling Dog struggled.
"Want Want ......"
The Howling Dog was suddenly smashed into a bit of a daze, its front paws kept digging through the dirt, what did it do wrong?
What happened to the dog?
Isn't it always said that dogs are human friends?
"Master, for the sake of Mao, you want to beat this heavenly dog?"
The Roaring Sky Dog raised its head, slightly angry, and even grinned, if it weren't for Erlang God being its master, it would have bitten it a long time ago.
Since following Erlang God, the status of the Roaring Sky Dog can be said to be rising, even if it is just a dog,
But his status is higher than that of some ordinary gods, and Erlang God loves this spiritual pet very much, how can he suffer today's humiliation.
Erlang God's eyes were gloomy, he pointed at the roaring dog, and said coldly: "You eat things inside and outside, you say you should not fight, this monk is here to confuse the public, and he scolded your master for being a dog, and you even helped him answer the call, this god raised your dog for nothing!"
"Wangwang, but master, although the dog is just a dog, but as the so-called all beings have spirits, all things are equal, that is as the Buddha said, how can you beat the dog without authorization......"
The whistling dog drooped its big tongue, feeling a little aggrieved. "You are still a heavenly dog in the heavenly court, if you come to Lao'er's set of things that fool people, do you also believe it?"
Erlangshen's eyes widened, he was really a little sad, and he hated iron but not steel.
"Amitabha, dog lover, hereby strongly protests ......"
Tang Pengqiang held back a smile and said seriously. "Howling dog, or you follow me, the poor monk is a good dog, he will not treat you badly, I heard that the Western Thai day is good, that is a super beautiful!
Do you want to go on it? ”
With a hint of teasing, Tang Peng continued to instigate. Suddenly, the Howling Sky Dog moved a little, his eyes were full of small stars, and he clamped his two hind legs at once.
Suddenly, it was hit the head by a three-pointed two-edged knife, and it was stunned again.
"White-eyed wolf who can't be raised, you really want to rebel."
Erlang God Yang Jian was almost mad, and now he found out that he had raised this dog thing, and he was about to be fooled away by Tang Sanzang, "If you are verbose, go back to Heaven for this god!" ”
The sound of mana thunder shook the head of the Howling Dog.
Suddenly, the Howling Sky Dog reacted, and he didn't dare to speak anymore to anger Zhenjun, but prostrate on the ground, lowered his head, and kept panting, obviously still a little indignant!
Tang Peng hid to the side and snickered, laughing so much that his stomach hurt a little.
"Haha, this dog-eat-dog, a handful of hair, it's still quite fun."
It's amazing that he was able to make the dead pair of Erlang God and Roaring Sky Dog start infighting! Thinking about it, Tang Peng also turned to Fairy Zixia with some pride, and said with a smile: "Miss Zixia, do you think this god monk is awesome?"
Haha......"
Originally, Fairy Zixia had been waiting for him, but Tang Peng's successive strange actions still made his cold face show a happy smile.
"Tang Sanzang, you're really bad......"
"Haha......" "Ah......" Erlang God saw that even the Zixia Fairy was laughing at himself, and the heavenly generals beside him snickered, and roared violently to the sky, the green tendons on his face burst out, and pointed at Tang Peng with a three-pointed two-edged knife, and shouted angrily.
"The hateful Tang Sanzang is really angry! Today, even if the gods don't kill you, you will cut off your arms to quench the hatred in my heart! ”
The wind whistled by, and Erlang Shen shook the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand and slashed down angrily according to Tang Peng's right arm.
Due to the delicate relationship between the two factions of Buddhism and Taoism, and Tang Sanzang was the person appointed by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, Erlang God did not dare to kill for a while.
But Erlang God can be known as the God of Killing in the Three Realms.
He has always been decisive in killing, and there are countless gods, demons, ghosts, demons and other creatures buried in his hands, and he has always been cold-faced and ruthless.