Chapter 18 Miscellaneous Fish and Lanxin

The moonlight is hazy and the night breeze is blowing!

The words of the little monk Shenxiu are like the moonlight losing color, the night air is cool, and the end is a sharp language, which is impossible to prevent!

"What a beautiful little monk, what a sharp mouth!"

Wu Ming's pupils shrank, and he secretly exhaled, and the two of them were on the bar for a while, and in the blink of an eye, they burned the fire on themselves.

According to what the little monk Shenxiu said, if he didn't persuade Jia Zhengjing as a friend, he would be a fox friend who watched him go astray and didn't care!

The old man's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and his eyes looked at Wu Ming for a moment, as if he was exploring what choice he would make.

Jia Zhengjing was stunned, and he didn't seem to expect that Shenxiu would lead the topic to Wu Ming!

opened his mouth, just wanted to speak, was slightly stunned, looked at the old man puzzled, and finally said nothing.

"Hehe, little monk, are you sure that Jia Xiaopang and I are friends?

Wu Ming said with a smile.

What stunned several people was that Wu Ming actually gave Jia Zhengjing a nickname, but he looked like 'I don't know him'!

Hearing this title, Jia Zhengjing rolled his eyes, stroked his forehead with his fat hand, and looked helpless as if he was saying, 'Defeated by you'!

"If the donor is not familiar with Jia Shizhu, how can he know his nickname? If he is not an acquaintance, how can he let you call himself like this? You say yes, Jia Xiaopang?"

Sure enough, the little monk Shenxiu smiled slightly, bowed his head slightly, looked at Jia Zhengjing with clear eyes, and his tone was quite awkward.

"Hmph, little monk, monks don't speak of evil!"

Jia Zhengjing threw the meat buns up and down, snorting angrily.

"But I'm telling the truth!"

Wu Ming spread his hands and made a helpless gesture.

He can see that these two half-grown teenagers are familiar with each other at all, and it seems that there is still a bit of a contradiction!

Shenxiu said: "Amitabha, my Buddha said, the past and the future, all the same!"

Obviously, Shenxiu is on the bar Wu Ming!

"Uh-huh, I love to hear this, the little monk finally said something that the uncle can understand tonight, I said it a long time ago, we hit it off at first sight, although we met for the first time, but we will definitely be good friends in the future, good brothers!"

Jia Zhengjing patted Wu Ming's shoulder with his fat hand, and said happily.

"Since the little monk said so, then I won't persuade one or two, it's really not the way to be a friend!"

Wu Ming grinned, pushed away his fat hand, rubbed his shoulders, and said to Jia Zhengjing seriously, "Take a step back, the sea and the sky!"

The old man's face was slightly gloomy at first, and then he was stunned, his brows suddenly relaxed, and his eyes softened a little when he looked at Wu Ming.

The little monk Shenxiu had a flat expression, but the smugness that flashed in his starry eyes destroyed the Xuanqi of the Creation Zhong Shenxiu!

Although it was fleeting, Wu Ming still caught it!

"Haha, what my brother said, I will naturally listen to my brother, let go of the little monk today, and go to Daxiangguo Temple to find him another day to settle the account!"

Jia Zhengjing smiled heartily, not at all annoyed that he had lost, but seemed to care more about Wu Ming and happy for his sake.

As he spoke, he was about to put away the meat buns, but he suddenly felt a light in his hand, and when he looked at it again, it was in Wu Ming's hand.

The old man's pupils shrank suddenly, and there was a hint of surprise.

In his eyes, Wu Ming can be said to be unobstructed, how can he have such a light body with a weak body?

Although Jia Zhengjing seems to be obese, it is due to the cultivation of the special exercises of the Jia family, which is far from being comparable to ordinary people.

Even if it's inadvertent negligence, it's not so easy to take what you have.

But what surprised him even more was Wu Ming's next words.

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart. Little monk, please!"

Wu Ming walked in front of Shenxiu, holding the meat bun in his right hand, with a sincere expression.

I don't seem to care at all, in front of me is a little monk who has been a vegetarian since childhood and practices Buddhism, which is naturally like this!

"Ah~"

Shenxiu opened his mouth, his flat expression froze, and he couldn't think of how to refute this poem after racking his brains.

If you really want to describe his expression at this time, it is a look of bewilderment!

Seeing him look like this, Wu Ming's expression became more and more 'sincere', but he laughed wildly in his heart: "Hey, although I don't know if there is a living Buddha in this world, but this living Buddha who is not a god Buddha is more like a god Buddha, and he can't overwhelm your little monk who hasn't even grown hair?"

Living in the age of the Big Bang, what has not been touched?

Even if you don't deliberately memorize it, there are always some classics that are familiar.

When it comes to Buddhist theory, Wu Mingxue has not been as good as Shenxiu Xiaomonk in his life, but if you want to talk about gags, Shenxiu, who grew up in the temple all his life, is different from each other!

"Hahahaha, what a wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart! Brother, you are really my good brother!

Shenxiu little monk, haven't you always thought that you are unparalleled in Zen debate? Why are you dumb? Tell you, this is the good brother I met on the first day!"

Jia Zhengjing laughed wildly, as if he had won the show.

The old man who was like a shadow, his eyes at this time were not only soft, but also appreciative.

Hearing this, Shenxiu finally changed his complexion, a handsome face in the moonlight, white and red, a little less dusty, more embarrassed!

"Where did the madman come from, who dared to make a big fuss in Yuehuazhai?"

At this moment, a cold wind rushed to his face, and the cold air was great, which made Wu Ming shiver, and Jia Zhengjing's wild laughter came to an abrupt end.

"Hmph! Who is the demon, dare to be presumptuous in the capital?"

The old man suddenly snorted coldly, and without seeing how to move, the yin wind suddenly dissipated.

"Hiss~"

What shocked Wu Ming was that the moonlight dissipated at some point, and the sky suddenly darkened, and he was shocked in his heart, "Demon, could it be that there are really monsters?"

But it's impossible to think about it, this is the hinterland of the capital, not to mention monsters, even if the demon saint comes, you have to weigh it!

"Bold, this seat is the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, the dragon qi protects the body, and the golden pool spirit official of the imperial court is sealed, how dare you insult me like this?"

In the night, a ray of dark golden light flashed, but it was a young man wearing a brocade robe, round as a ball.

Seeing this person, Wu Ming couldn't help but glance at Jia Zhengjing, if it weren't for the young man's gloomy face, and even a trace of evil intent flashing in his eyes, he would have thought that the two were brothers.

"I'm not a fish!"

Jia Zhengjing seemed to be aware of it, rolled his eyes, and looked calm and unscrupulous.

"Fish?"

Wu Ming was stunned.

"Bold, this official is the genus of Jiaolong, the emperor's enshrined Jinchi Lingguan, as a citizen of the Great Song Dynasty, why don't you worship?"

The young man in the brocade robe was very bright, and shouted angrily.

"I see!"

Wu Ming suddenly realized, and finally remembered the origin of the spirit official.

Shenzhou Lu Shen, the world of demons and monsters dance wildly, and there are many disasters, but there are always supernatural beings who do not like to kill.

Regardless of the Five Kingdoms or the princes, there are righteous demons and ghosts and spirit officials, and these spirits do not participate in the court battles, but only to guard the mountains, rivers and rivers.

With them, it is difficult for the Wasteland Demon Barbarians to break into the hinterland of the Terrans, and they are protected and cultivated by the Terran incense or the dragon qi of the imperial court, and it is also safer and easier to transform into shapes.

This brocade-robed young man is obviously one of the types of spirit officials!

But what surprised Wu Ming was that the Lingguan was rumored to get along quite well with the human race, and there were few hurtful things.

But he didn't know that it was just a façade.

In order to give the people at the bottom a false impression, those in power are just covering up the truth.

As long as these alien spirit officials don't do things that anger people in the next day, they have always turned a blind eye!

Even, sometimes specific protections are given!

"Your Excellency doesn't ask, you hurt people first, don't say that you are not qualified enough to let Uncle Jia worship, even if you want to worship, you will not worship a miscellaneous fish like you!"

Jia Zhengjing didn't know when he took out an ordinary copper coin, threw it up and down, and said with a smile.

"Bastard, what are you to dare to despise me like this?"

The brocade-robed boy was furious.

Looking at it like that, if it weren't for the old man beside Jia Zhengjing, he would have rushed up and tore him apart!

"Sure enough, it's a miscellaneous fish, I don't even recognize it~"

Jia Zhengjing looked strange and put away the copper coins in embarrassment.

Wu Ming rolled his eyes, this is a typical pretending to be forced to the point, and he ran into a mallet!

Jia Xiaopang, when did the Jia family, who were kind to others and made money in harmony, also learned to oppress people with their family background?"

Under the night, a beautiful shadow came in, the white clothes were flawless, and the plain robe was draped, which could not hide the graceful and sultry curves.

"Lan Xinsu, who am I, let the lord of Yuehua Zhai dare to refute my face, and I want to be entertained, it turned out to be you!"

Rarely, Jia Zhengjing's fat face had a hint of seriousness, and his small slitted eyes tried to open a gap, staring at the comer.

I saw a girl about fourteen or fifteen years old, in the prime of cardamom, coming closer.

"Is it because the aura of the other world is strong and it is extraordinarily nurturing, so these little girls have developed so well?"

The strange look in Wu Ming's eyes flashed.

Since coming to the other world for a few days, I have seen a few stunning girls, but they are all girls, but their figures are extremely attractive and do not match their age.

It's not like the previous life at all, but few women who practice martial arts have normal development!

"Jia Xiaopang, we are also acquaintances, what is right and which is wrong today, how about revealing it?"

Lan Xinsu's lips opened lightly, and she said a word, and she actually started to make peace.

The little monk Shenxiu on the side only came back to his senses at this time, and the complicated color on Jun's face flashed.

Call!

Without waiting for Jia Zhengjing to speak, with a light breeze, Wu Ming only felt a flower in front of him, and the meat bun in his hand disappeared.

"Amitabha, who is right and which is wrong, my Buddha has already set a number!"

Under the stunned gaze of everyone, Shenxiu grabbed the meat bun and gnawed it, stuffed it into his mouth three times and divided five by two, wiped his mouth with his sleeve robe, and glanced at Jia Zhengjing coldly, "What are you doing in a daze? Aren't you here to eat fast? Do you have to wait for it to get cold? That's a big sin!"

"Hahaha, this is the little monk I know! Brother, let's go, eat fast!"

Jia Zhengjing laughed wildly, hugged Wu Ming and left.

Lan Xinsuqiao's face flashed blue, anger surged in her beautiful eyes, her silver teeth were clenched, and she stared at the three people in the distance.

"Damn, Senior Sister Lan, who the hell are they?

The brocade-robed boy was angry, and his eyes were gloomy.

"Brother Jin, not long after you transformed into a form, my little sister advises you, the land of the capital master, the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, don't take the incident lightly, otherwise, if something happens, even if your father can't protect you!"

Lan Xinsu was completely out of mood, her tone was a little impatient, and she drifted away, and her voice came from afar, "As for that Jia Xiaopang, you should have heard a slang phrase from your father, the King of Golden Scales: Tongbao from all over the world, rich in the world!" refers to the Dragon Merchants of the Four Seas, Tongbao Qianzhuang, and the Jia family is unparalleled, that Jia Xiaopang is one of the heirs of the Jia family, and the Jia family is also one of the five major rulers of Tongbao Qianzhuang!"

In the night, Jin Gongzi was stunned for a long time, and the spirit shivered, as if he was startled by the night wind!