Chapter 9: Acquaintances Meet
Fluttering!
Giggles!
A panicked chick crowed.
Fell into the toilet.
Everyone should be familiar with the toilet, if a chicken falls in, and it is flushed down and falls in, it happens that the small chicken head gets into the toilet.
That's where it comes in.
No matter how Chengzhou flutters his wings and kicks the little chicken feet, there is no place to borrow strength.
And the worst thing is that his little chicken head is stuck in the toilet, and there is water under the toilet.
"Help, hmm...... Gollum ......"
"Sister Ying, Gollum ......"
What Cheng Zhou wanted to shout was help.
But how can this shout in the water?
Finished!
After struggling for nearly a minute, Chengzhou gave up completely.
It's a joke.
If you say die, you will die, so you can choose a decent way to die.
This fell into the toilet and drowned, how aggrieved this last life was!
If you let others see it, you think you can't think about it!
Sure enough, the life I picked up didn't last long.
God made a joke on himself, and now he is going to take himself to reincarnation again.
I just don't know what I'm going to be this time.
The chicken leg that was still struggling slowly straightened.
End of book!
Suddenly!
A figure quickly ran into the bathroom and grabbed the little hen that was planted upside down in the toilet.
The feeling of Chengzhou is that the time in front of him slowly darkens, and then there is a silent burst of light.
"Ahem, cough, buckle ......"
There was a violent cough, and Cheng Zhou seemed to cough out all his internal organs.
"What are you doing here?" Sister Ying looked at Cheng Zhou, who was lying on the floor of the bathroom, coughing desperately.
"Do you want to drink water or take a bath, is this? If you drink water, there is no water dispenser in the living room, if you take a bath, the bathtub is over there, why did you still run into the toilet, if I hadn't come in time, you would have gone to reincarnation by now! Sister Ying looked at Chengzhou in confusion.
Cheng Zhou can't wait to die.
How humiliating it must be.
What is drinking water, whoever drinks water will run to the toilet to drink.
Bathe?
Are you serious?
But how could he explain it?
I went to the toilet by myself and ended up falling in?
I feel funny when I say it.
"Vomit ......"
Cheng Zhou began to vomit again with his neck stretched.
"Okay, okay, this toilet is only for me to use, besides, I also brush it often, okay, besides, as a chicken, you should have scratched the dung pit or something before, why are you still hypocritical......"
“……”
Chengzhou wants to cry without tears.
However, he can only comfort himself like this, when people interview, they always let the toilet water, in fact, the water in the toilet is still very clean.
But~
Anyway, it's the water in the toilet.
Who knows if this woman ran out of brushes last night.
No, definitely not, I felt my stomach churn when I thought about it.
Cheng Zhou can only comfort himself like this now, this toilet water is also used by Sister Ying.
Hey, she should drink the toilet water she used!
Wait, I'm spitting!
Just when Chengzhou was lying half-dead on the floor of the bathroom, the sound of footsteps was actually remembered outside the room.
Sister Ying's face changed.
This is the third floor, her living room, and someone actually ran up.
"Okay, okay, you can vomit slowly here, I'm still busy down there!"
Lan Ying walked out of the room quickly.
The door opens,
Outside was actually the Boss Sun who came to eat yesterday and wanted to eat Chengzhou and turned into a little hen.
Taking advantage of the open door, Boss Sun looked inside left and right.
Lan Ying closed the door with her hand.
"Yo, boss, what's the secret in it, don't let me see it, what's the matter, I have a man?"
"Boss Sun, what you said is a little inexplicable, do you not know if I have a man!" Lan Ying's face flickered, and in a blink of an eye, she was replaced by a heartthrob's familiar smile.
"I really don't know!" That Boss Sun seemed to have drunk a little too much, and he actually thought about pulling Lan Ying's hand, and at the same time grinning to open the door.
Lan Ying retracted her hand very skillfully, and then hit the back of Boss Sun's hand that wanted to open the door.
"This is my boudoir, they all say that my daughter is worried, and there is a big horse monkey in the embroidery room, what's the matter, Boss Sun wants to be this big horse monkey?"
"Hehe, as long as you let me touch it, don't say what a big horse monkey is, even if it is a cow or a horse, I am willing!"
"Hostess, order!"
Before Lan Ying could reply, there was a shout from downstairs.
"Okay, okay, don't delay me in doing business, Boss Sun's thoughts about Lan Ying, Lan Ying has everything in mind, go, I'll have a drink with you today......"
Boss Sun said and touched Lan Ying's pigu again.
Lan Ying's face remained unchanged, and she pushed Boss Sun downstairs.
In business, especially in this kind of restaurant run by a woman, it is not normal for people to eat some tofu.
If Lan Ying was an ordinary woman, then it would definitely be normal for such a situation to occur, but it is different here......
After dealing with the few guests who ordered food in the hall, Lan Ying came over with a bottle of wine to appease Boss Sun, who had just been "broken" by her.
Seeing the boss lady coming, Boss Sun got up very boldly, but now he has a mobile phone in his hand.
I don't know if he drank too much, or what, so together, the mobile phone in his hand snapped and fell
Coincidentally, it happened to fall into a hot soup pot.
There was boiling hot soup in the pot.
As soon as the mobile phone fell into the pot, Boss Sun subconsciously put his hand in.
Ouch!
A terrible pig killing scream!
"What's wrong, what's wrong......" Da Zhuang also ran out of the kitchen wearing an apron!
When he saw Boss Sun's hand as if he had burned red pig's trotters, he gave Lan Ying a thumbs up.
"Sister Ying, you finally attacked him!"
"Don't talk nonsense, what do you mean I finally started, obviously he accidentally reached into it himself, what do you care about me!"
"Ghost only believes, you said yesterday that his hand will rot sooner or later, and now this is not a fulfillment! Hahaha......"
Da Zhuang was very happy and walked back to the kitchen.
This time the living room is messed up.
Putting your hand in the oil pan and taking it out again is basically equivalent to peeling off a layer of skin!
However, who can blame him for this, he can only blame himself for being obsessed with money!
There was no need to wait for the ambulance, so Boss Sun's friend sent Boss Sun, who was in pain and almost fainted, to the hospital.
This has nothing to do with the hotel, there is monitoring can prove it, you put your hand in it!
Facing Boss Sun's back, Lan Ying shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and gave him a roll of his eyes by the way.
My mother's tofu is also so delicious!