Chapter 14: What to do if you lay an egg?
Lay eggs.
As a big man, I actually want to experience laying eggs!
What is this?
Seeing Du Chengzhou's reaction, Lan Ying next to him laughed again
If those animals had psychic senses, would they be as scared of their instincts as humans were?
The first time the chicken lays eggs, will it be nervous, will it be afraid, will it be painful, after all, the first eggs are all bloodstained.
And the hens that lay their eggs can no longer be called chicks.
For example, if a dog goes to eat, if it has feelings, will he feel shy and embarrassed by his behavior, will he frown while eating This thing is really unpalatable, or that shi has a fatal temptation for it, after all, some people say that dogs go thousands of miles to eat!
"Okay, okay, don't be embarrassed, this is the only way for you to be a chicken, and besides, there are so many eggs in your body, it is estimated that if you have an egg a day, have you ever heard such a sentence, an egg kitchen knife a day stand aside, and see you in the pressure cooker in a month!"
As a result, as soon as Lan Ying's words fell, she began to laugh again.
Cheng Zhou got up from the ground angrily, the hair all over his body trembled, and spread his wings at Lan Ying to fight against this woman's ridicule of him.
As a result, as soon as Cheng Zhou took this pose, he was picked up by Lan Ying.
"Okay, okay, I can't laugh anymore, giggle......"
"If you don't laugh, you still laugh!" Cheng Zhou shouted angrily, "Hurry up and think of a way for me!" ”
"Think of a way, think of a way, find someone to deliver you on, don't worry, isn't it just to lay an egg, not to give birth to a child!" Lan Ying carried Chengzhou downstairs, and then pushed the door and walked into the third floor.
"I don't want to lay eggs, wouldn't it be better if you could find a way to get rid of these eggs?"
"Take it off? How is it possible, this is something in your body, like a woman's ovaries, this can be removed casually? Besides, it's your instinct, isn't it just laying an egg, are you? Lan Ying put down Chengzhou and went into the bedroom to change clothes!
"It's easy for you to say, tell me, what kind of animal has cultivated and lays eggs a day?" Cheng Zhou was very depressed, you said that you are all people with demon pills, and they are all goblins who can absorb the essence of moonlight, why do you have to lay eggs.
I haven't seen other goblins who need to lay eggs in the novels on TV!
Lan Ying really hadn't thought about this question.
To be honest, animals are basically viviparous, such as the common fox spirit, mouse essence, and rabbit essence......
I've never heard of chicken bouillon, but of course I've heard of chicken bouillon, and it's used for stir-frying!
"Even if it's Bai Suzhen, she hasn't laid eggs!"
Bai Suzhen is a snake spirit, and the snake is oviparous, which is also a common oviparous animal.
As mentioned earlier, the minimum effectiveness of animal cultivation is that it is possible to begin to have spiritual consciousness only after reaching a lifespan of more than ten years, and it will take a long time for the initial spiritual consciousness to open spiritual intelligence.
It is not uncommon to have a new spiritual sense, and there are many empathetic animals such as dogs and cows that can do it among the people.
But turning on sapience is the most basic manifestation of an animal's detachment from the race.
But many animals die on the ground of their nascent consciousness.
That's the benefit of a long life.
Although snakes have a short lifespan, the lifespan of small snakes is about 2~5 years, and medium-sized snakes are about 5~12 years, but large snakes are 10~20 years, and pythons can live to 30~40 years.
Everyone has also noticed that every snake spirit that can cultivate to perfection is huge, which means that they are at least large snakes, so they can basically be regarded as having reached the cultivation age.
Another point is that those who can cultivate are basically more psychic, which means that they are born with this kind of psychic physique.
For example, everyone knows the five folk immortals~!
But the chicken ...... I've never heard of chickens being able to psychic!
What's more, the snake is good at oviparous, but people only start to psychic after laying eggs and reaching the later stage of life.
This confirms the saying that Routi walks too fast, and the soul can't keep up.
"I don't think there's anything wrong with laying eggs!" Lan Ying heard from the room.
"What a thing!"
"You think, if we don't have eggs while we're cooking, you can say, you wait, I'll go to the next one, right away, cluck......"
As soon as Lan Ying finished speaking, she covered her mouth and laughed sneeringly.
Chengzhou's face turned green.
Yes, what do you do with the eggs you lay?
Eaten?
Diaphragm, disgusting, lay an egg and eat it yourself!
Lost?
It's a pity, it's a waste, it's hard to give birth and lose it!
Lan Ying changed her clothes quickly, and as she spoke, the person had already walked out.
A light blue washed white slim jeans, tight and close-fitting, perfectly flattering the two straight legs
The upper body is a small black coat, the kind with a waistline.
There's even a peaked cap on his head.
He was also wearing a pair of black sneakers on his feet, and he also found that Lan Ying was wearing a black mask on her face.
It's basically the same as being fully armed.
It's already twelve o'clock at night, and it's really not easy to see if you don't pay attention to going out in this kind of costume.
Although Lan Ying's dress is amazing, for a little hen like her who is about to lay eggs, and who is still confused by the problem of laying eggs, she is not interested in the slightest.
"Can you stop making trouble Sister Ying, what I said is true, why do I lay eggs!" Chengzhou is trying to figure it out in his heart
I didn't hear that the animal was going to lay eggs when it became sperm.
Lan Ying picked up Cheng Zhou, turned around and walked out of the room again, and promised Cheng Zhou during the day to take him to the salvage site by the sea!
"yes, I'm wondering too, but on the other hand, isn't it normal for you to lay eggs if you're a chicken? Rest assured, the first chicks are not one egg a day, and the first eggs must be laid at least seven or eight days apart! ”
Lan Ying's words blocked Chengzhou to death.
"Okay, okay, let's not discuss the issue of laying eggs, anyway, if there are eggs, it won't work......"
"Poof!" Lan Ying burst out laughing again.
"Shut up!" Cheng Zhou protested and slapped her arm directly in Lan Ying's arms.
"Yes, yes, I'll shut up~!" Lan Ying pretended to close her mouth quickly, but the uncontrollable laughter was still clearly visible.
Eventually, Lan Ying burst out laughing again.
"Okay, okay, I held back, I really held back this time!" Lan Ying took a deep breath and tensed her face
Seeing that Lan Ying no longer laughed at herself, Cheng Zhou thought for a while and continued: "What I said is true, Sister Ying, you said that if this egg really comes out, what should we do with it, we can't really cut some green onions, put some chili peppers and fry them like this!" ”
"Poof......
Lan Ying has collapsed again!