Chapter 70: I'm Sorry I Wasn't Born to Be Human and Can't Have Two Winds
Lin Han's answer made the hostess completely stunned, and she almost forgot the next interview lines.
Fortunately, her business ability is good enough, and she still has a teleprompter in her hand, so she can barely finish the rest of the interview.
Originally, she just improvised to ask the captain what he thought of his teammates' wonderful operations, and asked him to praise his teammates, but who knew that Lin Han didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and made such a ......
Isn't this just a matter of hands?
Isn't this just a matter of hands?
Isn't this just a matter of hands?
Isn't it just a matter of having hands?
If you have hands.....
There is a hand......
Hand......
Lin Han's words have been echoing in the hostess's mind, echoing, and reverberating for a long time.....
Immediately made her doubt about her life: ...... the hell Is there a hand or not?
Then, the hot topic in the post bar about LOL in recent days has also become: I think I've been playing LOL for so many years, and it turns out that I don't have a hand!
As soon as I entered the post, the titles were almost all such as "About my 500 Yasuo can't have two winds", "My Yasuo can't have two winds, it's really a problem", "Born as a human being, I can't do two winds, I'm sorry", "No doublewind No hand", "How to evaluate the sentence in the post-game interview of the sword god 'Isn't it okay to have a hand for this operation?'", "I announce that from today onwards, I won't get out of the post without two winds." "I can double the wind, I have hands, can I speak loudly in the bar".
Listening to Lin Han's explanation, this operation is as easy as drinking water, many people went back to try it, but found that it was not as simple as he said, no matter how he tried, he couldn't come up with a ring move like Han Xin.
This liar!
Sailors really want to find Lin Han and express their cordial "greetings" to him, but they don't know anything about his Weibo, Tieba account and other related personal information, the only thing that can be found is that he is in the live broadcast room of Shark TV, but this grandson has not been on the air.
couldn't get angry, so everyone stayed in his live broadcast room every day, swiping the barrage through the black screen, calling him back.
Come back soon! I can't take it alone!
......
On the night after the game, Lin Han made good on his promise and invited a few of his teammates out for a meal.
Originally, a few people were clamoring to go to the Japanese restaurant that Liu Zijian invited last time to eat, but Lin Han slapped them back with a brick.
What about this group of rabbits, fighting local tyrants?
Although he currently has two small coins in his pocket, he has to eat tens of thousands of dollars for one meal...... Did you sell me?
In the end, according to the principle of proximity, it was decided to solve the problem in a seafood buffet restaurant near the competition venue, which cost more than 300 per capita, and Lin Han was very painful.
However, the food in the restaurant tastes really good, expensive and expensive, all kinds of seafood, shrimp, crab, salmon, scallops, take it casually, you can eat it cool.
Looking at the four people around him who were like starving ghosts and reincarnating, and the plates on the table were stacked layer after layer, Lin Han thought to himself, just eat like this...... Fortunately, I invited them to the buffet, otherwise they would have to be stripped of the skin.
Lin Han picked up the cup full of juice and motioned to everyone: "Come, old iron, let's have a toast and celebrate our first victory." β
Then, he noticed that the others were giving him strange glances, and did not want to deal with him, and continued to eat wildly.
"Wozhi! What's the situation with a few of you? Lin Han was upset, and slapped the table, "I invite you to dinner, but the birds are not birds, right?" β
Qin Tianyu puffed out his mouth and swallowed the food in one gulp: "Brother, just the five of us to eat, what are you doing with all those useless things?" β
Hao Ren couldn't agree anymore: "That's it, what's the use of learning from others to engage in those formalisms every day?" Eat and you're done! β
"When you come out to eat, you have to talk less and eat more, you know? Otherwise, thanks to it! Han Xin pointed to the salmon on the plate, "This salmon, tsk, it's so fresh, it's amazing!" β
After speaking, he just wanted to clip it, but Xiang Yuxuan pulled the plate away at once: "Climb away!" β
"Damn, why are you so stingy? It's a buffet! β
"If you want to eat it, take it yourself, don't take mine, I'm used to you."
β......β
A few people only cared about eating and drinking, and Lin Han felt powerless......
Without the majesty of being a captain!
"Seriously, Lin Han, I have a big opinion of you." Han Xin looked at Lin Han while eating and said, "Labor and management finally showed off a wave in the competition, you forced me to dismantle my stage, look at you, is this what people do?" β
Lin Han shrugged: "Is there a problem with what I said?" With such a simple operation as Shuangfeng, what is there to blow? β
Han Xin snorted: "You can pull it down, I don't know you yet?" You must see that my Yasuo is too fierce, and I am afraid that I will be overshadowed by my dazzling brilliance and steal your limelight, so you must step on me quickly. β
"Fart! What kind of person am I? Lin Han said angrily, "Besides, as far as your broken Yasuo is half as strong as the one I did last time?" Master, those wild areas wear walls, and F6 wears big birds into the tower, can you understand? β
"Nonsense!" Han Xin said disdainfully, "Playing the leftover things five hundred years ago, with all due respect, your Yasuo is a stinky brother in front of me, without any cards!" β
"Good, good! You blow hard! β
Lin Han laughed angrily at him: "Do you have the courage to solo Yasuo with me?" Don't break your head! β
"Afraid of you? Come on, call dad if you lose! "Han Xin is not false at all, other heroes can beat Lin Han without talking about it, but Yasuo Solo Han Xin has 10,000% confidence that he can hammer him!
Qin Tianyu couldn't stand it anymore: "You two are really naΓ―ve, other elementary school students are not called Solo now, what age?" β
Hao Ren smiled: "Still lost and called Dad?" Father-son bureau? Two batches! β
A few people continued to eat while chatting nonsense.
"Well, look, who's that."
Several people looked in the direction Hao Ren pointed out and saw two girls, one was LPL's explainer Luo Luo, and the other didn't know him.
Qin Tianyu smiled and winked at Lin Han: "I said Duan Yu, why don't you go up and say hello to your fairy sister?" β
A few people burst into laughter.
During the holiday, they basically watched Lin Han's live broadcast, and of course they all knew about this stalk.
"Don't scream, what a reputation." Lin Han glanced at them, "It's just that we've played a few times together, and we don't know each other very well, what do you say hello?" Idle me? β
Han Xin sighed: "You are really stupid, flirting with leisure, just because you are idle!" Who can be ripe from the start? Isn't that all developed step by step? Like me and Jiajia, we also met by chance, added buttons, chatted for a long time, and slowly got together after a long time! β
Hao Ren smiled and said, "People explain that the young lady is so good-looking, so you don't have any ideas?" β
Xiang Yuxuan also interjected: "You can try to develop, I think you have a chance." β
Seeing a few teammates keep coaxing, Lin Han waved his hand: "Don't BB, what's the gossip?" Shut your mouths and eat your food. β